/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Doner kebab

>>7939368
Frozen pizza is what I do when I'm feeling lazy.

>>7939375
I wish there were more places to get kebabs on the cheap in my area. I'll just settle for gyros instead.

I feel extra bad when I get fast food or kebab-like things (Turkish food mostly). Unfortunately there's no cheap Chinese place near where I live, but I'd probably prefer it over most options. Unless it's really just msg-type sauce+chicken+rice, in which case yea that's pretty meh

That's a really neat coaster anon

Cheap supermarket sandwiches. I know they're overpriced for what's in them, I know the ingredients are bottom of the barrel tier, but sometimes I just get a craving for one and devour it in like 4 bites

Also this
>>7939375

>>7939368
What book is that?

>>7939391
I thought I was the only one who loved these fucking things

>>7939393
Terminal Lance

>>7939387
There's just something about cheap Chinese that's always satisfying.

Thanks about the coaster. My wife picked them out.

>>7939393
The white donkey. Terminal lance graphic novel.

>>7939368
My nigga

Sesame chicken is life

>>7939391
Coronation chicken m8. It's a bit more than the real cheap ones but always part of the meal deal.

>>7939368
Your Table/Carpet/KittyCatto are very comfy

>>7939368
I do not discriminate when it comes to pizza

>>7939394
I love the BLT ones. Or the Chicken triple from boots is great.

I used to go gym near a boots and always went on a sunday when they seemed to have reductions out and would pick up dinner and lunch on reduced sandwich/wraps. Great as a student.

>>7939525
Thanks anon. The cat is pretty comfy.

>>7939375
A kebab place opened close enough to deliver but the bad thing is that minimum order is two big plate kebabs which is enough kebabs for 3 people

Chain pizza, Pizza Hut is my go-to since I can walk there and get carry-out easily, but I prefer Dominos.
I also get carry-out from a few local places as well, chinese, bar appetizers, the usual stuff.
Getting trash food doesn't feel so bad when you walk half a mile to get it.

That salad bar thing they have at my local grocery.

A 15€ tub with maybe 1/6 of it salad and the rest being toppinngs and sauce, plus a 75g small bag of chips for dessert to commend myself for choosing such a heanthy dinner option.

cheap, americanized chinese food is also my guilty pleasure. i live by chinese buffet that has a to-go buffet option (you get a styrofoam container and go to town on the buffer--flat rate but you're charged a little extra if you go over a certain weight limit). i get mostly meat and sushi, usually supplement it with some vegetables and fruit at home and make it last two meals.

There is no better street food than whitebaid with mayonnaise.

>>7939583
My favorite place does exclusively takeout. I wish there were a buffet near.

>>7939591
I don't know, street tacos are fucking awesome if you don't mind shitting your pants.

>>7939583
I wish I could do this at my China buffet, they have the best pot stickers/dumplings. Also I could try all that stuff I'm too scared to order a whole plate of.

>>7939568
imo a kebab should always be eaten while standing outside on the street anyway

>>7939575
this is oxford, Gloucester green, right?

>>7939613
Exception to this: a big plate of iskender with tasty salad.

Before kebab, we had this.

>>7939391
>>7939394
try the chipotle mayo chicken sub from tesco, theyre fuckin god tier
best 2.35 i ever spent

OP I also have a white fluffy cat. Is that a dog paw I see in the corner?

You already posted Chinese food so now that's all I can think about. I fucking love pot stickers. When I discovered my local Chinese place sold them I ordered two plates and made myself sick on them. Turns out eight wasn't enough but 16 was too many.

Made my own dipping sauce though because the stuff the Chinese place gives you tastes like sugary crap.

>instant miso ramen from local asian market
>frozen veggies in the ramen
>seaweed snacks added
>tofu added or egg broken into the boiling water

Shiity, but it's a good combo.

>2016 not living on the best coast

>>7939368
>yellow rice
>carrot

reeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE anyway, hotwings

>>7940072
That is indeed a dog paw. He's super old. I'm afraid he has cancer too. He lives a good life though.

This place has good pot stickers. I went for egg rolls today though.

>>7940131
I used to live in SD county. Carne asana fries are fucking good, but I prefer a big fat California burrito.

Indian>Chinese

My preference. Indians have tons of good choice that's edible by my standards.

>>7939403
Post her feet.

>>7940286
I don't have any pictures of her feet. I wouldn't post them if I did. Feet have no business being around food. Take your creepy fetish elsewhere.

>>7939375
So much this

>Halal food carts in Manhattan
>My preferred cart gives you
>Rice with veggies
>Lamb (or chicken if you prefer but I prefer lamb)
>Dat white sauce
>Free pita bread
>Salad
>Potato
>Can of soda or water bottle

All that for $5. Can't go wrong there.

>>7939375
halifax nova scotia version is even more trashy because of the sweet condensed milk-based sauce.

>>7940390
I'm jelly.

>>7940390

They call it schwarma and for every $5 purchase, $3.25 goes to support terrorism and shit. (Subtract one dollar for food and 75 cents for administrative costs)

You're better off spending a little more and going to a good kosher deli where you know your funds are doing something positive.

>>7940412
Yes, go to the kosher deli.

Cheese and spicy lamb mince pastry.

Brushed with hot goat's milk butter just before serving.

$2

>>7939368
>People who drink beer with everything so they can burn the taste out of their mouth
Fuck is wrong with alcoholics

>>7939368
fried rie with prok

>>7940412

Actually, they don't call it shwarma because that's a totally different dish. But thanks for playing, you fucking retard.

>>7940449

>implying actual alcoholics drink beer instead of liquor

>>7940449
Actually, if you're drinking decent beer it usually pairs well with things. Obviously that's not the case while eating American Chinese food, but sometimes it's just nice having a drink with your meal. You're probably the kind of anon who just goes around shitting on people though. Good job rustling up a reply though.

>>7940495
Just drink root beer or milk, those compliment flavors.

The beer is corrupting you

>>7940526

>>7939583
>chinese buffet sushi

>>7939368
thank you for your service, sir

>>7939368
Carl's Jr.
Always get 2 for $6 Western Bacon and Famous Star. Always feel ripped off after but is a good "shitty" food

Shawarma and falafel

quality shit

>>7939652
Maksupeksut haven't gone anywhere. Still god tier shit food.

>>7940526
>Milk
>Complimenting anything
Jesus Christ are you 12?

>>7939391

the convenience stores in japan had the most amazing pre-made sandwiches. god i miss them.

favorite shitty foods would be taco bell, wing stop and pizza rolls.

with ranch
no fucks given

>>7941011
Is that a fucking strawberry and cream sandwich

>>7939866
they play their fucking psychological warfare by including a drink+crisps for 65p extra, when really you just want a sammie

Some times I buy the shittiest 80 ¢ "mudflap" micro pizza and eat it raw. Just flip over and chomp chomp.

There's a really good chinese place near me. It's just a little hole in the wall, easy to miss. The food is really good and cheap too. I pick up dinner from there fairly often.

>>7939487
the 'tion 'cken at waitrose is amazing

>>7939652
krinkle fries, disgusting

>>7940442
They look like tasty boats! :DD

>>7939624
Good eye. I'm from here and not even I would have noticed. The Taylors sandwich shop sign gave it away.

Why is food made from street trucks and stalls just so GOOD? It just has that flavor that can't be replicated anywhere else. What is it?

Note: the half-carton of milk.

This is essential in wiener stand culture.

>>7941156
It's not like the straight ones were any more potato... The krinkles remain softer when fried, so they are preferable because they will be eaten with a shitty plastic knork.

Eating with just a fork: we call it "American style".

>>7939391
Grabbing these fuckers with a pack of crisps is still one of my favourite memories of my London vacation.

>>7940947
>falafel
>not köfte

>>7941239
Yes, it is indeed falafel.

>>7941166
yeah i work around the corner from there and go get lunch at the food market on wednesdays and thursdays so it's etched into my brain.

>>7939368
Will get chinese takeout after work cuz of this thread, thank you OP.

>>7940393
This sauce looks like litteral cum.

>>7939368
Delivery Pizza of course

>>7940412
>good kosher deli where you know your funds are doing something positive
So send your money to a more effective genocidal terrorist (Judea) vs a more classic and less effective terrorist (Islam).

GOT IT

>>7939368
The cat knows whats up.

>>7940526
>drinking milk past childhood

Poutine.
Specifically from New York Fries, but I'd usually get it from anywhere that offered it. I'm a sucker for the basic variety, but every so often I'd go for different toppings (ie fully loaded style from NYF).

>>7941011
my nigga. god how i miss japanese convenience stores.

>>7940215
Well that sucks.

Mine are 11 and seem to be fine (still pretty active and everything) but I'm just waiting for the day when they aren't. I feel like I've been lucky and it's overdue.

>>7939375
Unequivocally superior to the cucked debtor version.

>>7939652
>>7941089

menkää ny vittuun siitä

I can't get enough of these fucking Mini Pizzas by Chicago Town.

I use them for everything, I have several recipes using them. They are the perfect size.

Pizza Burgers, obviously 2 smashed together, usually with some ham, cheese or lettuce in between
Pizza Baked Potato, again obviously this is baked potatoes with the mini pizzas stuffed into them
Pizza Shakshuka, basically I fry an egg in the pizzas with tomato sauce and paprika
Pizza Noodles, basically cut the frozen pizzas into strips then let them half defrost so they get soggy and stir fry them with some veggies
Pizza Energy Bars, basically just microwave one of the pizzas and then cover it in Pureed Dates and cut into strips
Pizza Porridge, which is just Porridge with a frozen mini pizza floating on top
Mini Pizza Brie, take a wheel of Brie and a Mini Pizza and smash them together, I like to roll them along the floor and the one that goes furthest gets to go on the bottom
Pizza Kiev, put some garlic butter between the pizzas then seal them together with breadcrumbs and bake
Black Forest Pizzas, basically pizza then cream then pizza then cherries coated in chocolate


hnggg. I could go on. Amazing ingredients.

>>7942088
'go 'za!

any fast food and cheap liquor/beer, idk, sometimes i just love feeling shitty and playing video games.

>>7941011
those are shit, mate.

>>7940390
I get this every time I'm in NYC. It's the dankest fast food in the world.

>>7940393
I need the milk sauce recipe for prank purposes. I hope you'll understand

>>7940315
Can you post your feet?

>>7940390
Which cart do you go to? Most of the ones I've seen are around $7-9 and they don't come with that much.

>>7941181
the sweat of the man who prepared it

>>7941011
Japan has convenience stores down to an art man. I miss gyuudon and calpis water.

>>7941816
>everybody has the precise same daily calcium requirements as me
>nobody ever gets old
>no such thing as early menopause
I thought the clone wars were fiction, anon

>>7941816
Hello o' opinionate person on the internet!

Do you allow buttermilk for adults?

(That feel when google image searching buttermilk and seeing disgusting things like this: WTF, parsley? Is that a thing?)

>>7941181
The cooking frease grease that has been on the pan gathering the sweet umami flavours (from bird poo, I suppose) for weeks and weeks.

>>7939368
>mac and cheese without wasting time on cheese sauce, fresh crushed pepperconns and ketchup
>hotdogs made from components gotten from arabian supermart
>iceland frozen pizzas
>doner pizza calzone that a local place manages to make amazingly well

>>7940449
>he doesn't drink beer with food

>>7939368
Local pizza, halal carts. Shit i'm too lazy to make at home really.

>>7944716
>iceland frozen pizzas
This desu

There's a BBQ and deli near my house that sells really good lunch on weekdays. You can get a pork schnitzel on a bun with sauerkraut, mustard, onions and hot peppers and a soup, chili or slaw for six bucks.

They stack the schnitzel like two inches high on a jumbo kaiser roll so it's definitely good value but I feel guilty afterwards

>>7940390
Oh me oh my yes this. And let's not forget those vanilla-scented sugared almonds. They're murderously expensive but they taste like home.

>>7939580
15€, or for me, ~17 dollary-doos for salad? Geez, anon, doesn't that get expensive?

>>7939583
Chinese buffets are the best, I don't care what anyone says.

I also really like Taco Bell, especially their burritos.

>>7939368
not going to bash for eating take out as long as you limit yourself, but is that coors light in that glass?

>>7939383
Yes

>>7940947
I fuck with this. Falafel is God tier, especially with all the sauces and veggies.

>>7940131

On the East Coast now, but have a local Mexican joint that the owners are from San Diego. Fucking bomb-ass carne asada fries and burritos that is not Tex-Mex shit and is cheap.

>>7946858
It is expensive even for me. Depending what I put in it, the larger tub is 10-15€, never below 10. 15 was maybe a little exaggeration.

It is relative, you pay 8-9 € for a normal blue plate lunch here. (Soup: 5-7 €.) Chinese / Nepalese / Thai food is like 9-14 €; depends a lot, in Turkish pizza-kebabs a pizza or a kebab dish is like 7-9 €. (Drinks not included.)

>>7939375
I wish we had proper döners here in Finland but for some reason every place uses a pork/beef mixture instead of lamb. Most kebab shops are owned by Turks and Syrians, so they should really know better.

>>7939368
Easy Cheese on Ritz desu. I know it's fucking awful but it's a guilty pleasure of mine.

>>7946858
there's a food cartel here in finland, also there is a pretty big VAT in food. people in here usually have a good income even on NEETbuxx so they don't care about it

>>7947868
I don't know a single place where there would be a proper döner built from meat cuts instead of using those pre-fabricated chunks of "kebab animal". In the better places with some history, they mix the "animal" by themselves, in elsewhere it's Göran's. Truly like the song even said: "it tastes the same in every place."

Maybe like one in Tampere and two in Helsinki :-/

what is with this sudden influx of finnish here? go back to your yurt!

>>7947878
You never say "here in Finland", it's both bad grammar and bad manners.

We have like way too large internet precense outside our borders.

But anyway, when you are a small country then there is literally just one manufacturer of everything. Natural cartels, even now with the EEC. Like this South African chick pointed out: "you guys have like two options of cissors nation wide, the packages at the meat counter are all the same disregarding what is printed on them, the locks on the doors are all the same". This sort of stuff.

I eat two egg rolls most days lately, tried the ragoons, but didn't like them. Might try some of their other stuff. But yeah sesame chicken & fried rice is delicious.

>>7939375

>>7946875

Taco Bell burritos are better than 90% of 'authentic places.' I really like how their ground beef is so wet and sloppy, at most places you get this dry mince that's almost like meat loaf. I also don't get why most places put rice in the burrito, that doesn't taste good IMO, but I guess it's optional.

Wrap döner kebab most definitely.
Also the pizza from these pizza/kebab shops here in Finland is infinitely better than the floury abominations that the overpriced chain restaurant (Kotipizza) sells. I mean, if you're scared of immigrants then I guess it works out.

Those randomly little dive Mexican spots/ food trucks. Paired with a generic Mexican lager they never disappoint.

>>7939368
You can get better quality food for the price at most Japanese restaurants.

>>7939368
>USMC

fucking baby killer

>>7940390
Got pretty much the same thing in Montreal, although not from carts.

Shish taouk chicken, rice, garlic potatoes, salad, pickled turnips, with garlic sauce, hummus and pita bread.

Big ass plate usually for 10-12$. Good alternative for poutine when really drunk.

>>7944746
>all that for six dollars

you yanks don't know how good you have it

would run me at least $30 here

>>7939368
Kalua pig fries. I might as well be eating straight lard, but fuck me if that pineapple gravy ain't fucking delicious.

when I worked at the airport the local mexican shop would sell you beans(refried and black) covered in cheese, mexican rice, and shredded lettuce for 2bux
fucking delicious
I miss eating there

>>7952574
Man, you really showed him what's what.

>>7952574
Brrap brrap pew pew

>>7952654

*pashew pashew pow

>>7941011
>White bread
This kills the sandwich

>>7951348
>kebab wrap

Blue cheese or feta?

Also, all the good places can make the thing with "spicier sauce". Didn't know this but recently, but usually they do and don't charge extra.

>>7952678
take your whole grain 9 oat dave's killer bread and shove it up your ass faggot

>>7941011
>Teriyaki chicken and egg
Oh man. That's my shit. I want one so bad

>>7951348
>here in Finland

>>7939368
American food is pretty good if you're not too fussy about quality.

High quality hamburgers in Poland are very cheap (like 5 dollars) so it's the best pick u can get here. They have similar price to shitfood like mcdonalds etc

>>7939394
Same lol, fuck I love a good meal deal