/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Isn't the other end of that toy metal needles?

>>7929838
This one is made of plastic instead of metal. But still, it could scratch a babby's eyes.

>>7929874
Good thing it has its eyes shut.

>>7929874

If the baby is tardy enough not to auto-close its eyes as the plastic needles approach it will kill itself in the playground soon enough.

>>7929880
>>7929885
Well yeah, that's basic human reflexes, but you could still scratch up their eyelids and shit.

>>7929897
How hard do you think you need to press this against something to get the needles to move?

>>7929900
It's not pushing the needles that scratches, it's if the holder accidentally moves it sideways or if babby flails around. Babby skin is soft, anon.

Man this thread is a piece of shit.

>>7929915
So potential conditions are what makes it dangerous? What if a fucking meteor comes out of space and blows off your micropenis? That's so dangerous!!

>>7929918
I get what you're saying, but shouldn't a parent do it's best to minimize risk to its babby? Like I dunno, not shoving a toy with plastic pins in its face? It's still a funny picture.

>>7929932
Yeah, parents shouldn't play with their kids. Put them in a bubble.

>>7929944
I never said that. Don't you think that's strawmanning? Unless you're just being sarcastic, but I can't tell anymore.

>>7929961
How is it strawmanning? He's playing with the baby. Not complicated.

I take delivery orders for a restaurant and do other miscellaneous shit.

>can i get the spicy soup with no jalapenos?

>new customer, ask for address
>gives me the building number and street
>"is it an apartment or house?"
>sometimes I just get "yes" as a response or
>"apartment" and then silence, not even telling me the door code

>"can i get the plate with no rice and instead a side of spring salad?"
>tell them its $1.00 extra charge and they try to haggle with me thinking they can trade easy peasy

>I pick up the phone
>a woman immediately begins yelling for two minutes straight
>in those two minutes she says her food was cold which isn't possible because she order for a specific time and we don't make the things she ordered ahead of time, she had no fork which is possible, and no mayo(we don't serve)
>in those two minutes she also said"you think you can disrespect us because you know we are black?"
>she finally stops talking, but wait, its only because she ran out of breath because she is actually wheezing as i take my chance to talk
>there wasn't any resolution to this because she didnt want a refund or fresh food delivered so shes probably just fucking around

>man calls and orders
>he is obviously drunk as fuck but we manage to get through it
>three hours later he calls again
>hes saying he has everything but his sandwich
>investigate, its been three hours whys he calling now? and such
>check the camera, the boys packed his sandwich alright, then i asked the driver and he told me the guy could barely manage to open the door and pay him
>suggests the customer ate the sandwich then forgot lmao
>tell customer i cant help him because i can see it was packed in to his bags and he hangs up as expected

>>7929967
I thought you were implying that because I said the pin thing could scratch its face and it was funny in a kind of mean, irresponsible way, that I was saying that parents should keep their kids in a bubble. I wanted to know why you made that leap. Yes, I was triggered, you got me, anon.

>>7929978
>implying
So you're actively being retarded and complaining about words that aren't there.

I work on fire alarms, and I am frequently working in restaurant kitchens, and not one of them has ever failed to disgust me.

>>7929967
Thankfully, you'll never have kids.

>>7929970
Thank you for bringing this thread on track

>>7929982
What? You just said here,
>>7929944
that I was saying to keep babby in a bubble, which I never implied. You're arguing in circles, man.

>>7929986
Damm they just end up like grease traps? Does it ever make them inoperable?

>>7930001
No one keeps baby in the corner!

>>7929998
>get call
>woman says one of her meat plates /w rice is missing the meat
>i immediately confirm again the she has a plate of only rice and salad and no meat
>she tells me yes and I know that its obviously bullshit
>i tell the grill guys and we both joke about it and such
>i tell her we'll make her order fresh, and send it over but she has to give us her plate of just rice
>why? because meat is seasoned and stains the rice, so we'll know if she simply took the meat off and lied, or if it was never there in the first place
>she gets flustered "do you want my daughter to starve huh? im going to at least feed her the rice right now"
>at the point i chuckle audibly on the phone and she agrees to my terms
>as expected she refused to give the driver her "mistaken" order when he got there

>woman calls and says her chicken is really unusually spicy
>go through the regular motions, talk to grill guys they don't know anything
>we send someone over to give her a refund and take her plate back
>turns out the chicken had our hot sauce poured all over it, she probably got full on her other items and decided she didnt want leftovers so she just sauced it herself and lied

>woman calls, sounds middle aged by the sound of her voice
>get through the order pretty normally, but towards the end she says last time she ordered she wanted a 2L diet coke and we delivered a regular coke to her
>she says she has not touched this 2L coke and will return it to us for the 2L diet coke
>i ask her when was the last time she ordered and she says one week
>i check the computer history and it was actually 2 days off being 1 entire month
>i tell her I know she lied, and even if it was 1 week ago we wouldn't do something like that, and anytime she has a problem with her order she should call the day of
>flustered, asking why we're being so difficult
>i just ask her "did you save the food from a month ago too?"

>>7929918
That's a crappy leap, babies are sensitive and you tale care of them the best you can and don't put them in danger for a shitty picture for your Facebook friends. Most of us would do silly things like this because we would not think about the consequences, but truth is that these toys are not made for stuffing in babies faces, there is plenty of toys made for babies, yea, your Kid might choke and Die on a tested safe toy, but then you would atleast have done your best.

>>7930003
All sorts of stuff. Ceiling tiles just trap grease vapors and our device is always right in the middle. There are also a lot of ground faults from spills and stuff.

>>7930125
>Work in a hotel kitchen
>Get a barrage of orders
>Kitchen puts everything out, no problem
>Even crowded a prep table to fill all the orders
>No waiters come in for twenty minutes no matter how much we ring the bell or call for them
>When we finally get someone in, they complain that they're not serving the food cold or that it's been under the heat lamp for too long
>No happy ending.

>>7929932
>he doesnt play underwater caged shopping cart bench press homeless guy babysitter chess with his kid

>>7930186
>man calls
>says he ordered pickup but hes double parked outside
>asks if someone can bring it to him(usually me)
>i don't mind, but its very busy so i ask my manager and he says no
>tell customer its too busy and he says in a very thick accent
>"zug miyah dink"

>pick up phone, woman just immediately starts saying her phone number
>our computer is retarded and i need to choose if its a delivery or pick up first before being allowed to input a phone number
>tell her to hold on and ask
>"ugh, can you be faster honey? i dont have all day so listen up"
>i signed her up for random shit online to fuck with her

>working as a waiter today
>customer gets his food
>eats 75% of it, then calls me over
>says he ordered something else and wants his correct order
>tell him thats fine, but i have to charge him for the plate he got incorrectly because he ate 75% of it
>gets fucking furious and starts screaming, he motions to grab me and i flinch because im alot smaller than this dude, but busboys intervened and he got kicked out

>work in grocery store
>work in seafood department
>third day
>almost no training whatsoever
>"Hello yes I'd like you to skin this whole salmon fillet for me"
>"Uh...o-okay"
>sharpen the shit out of a gigantic knife
>sorta remember seeing a chef skin one of these on tv
>slice into it like Ramsay, to realize 3 seconds later I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing
>try to push the fillet against the knife like it were an industrial strength laser-blade
>knife slides through soft salmon, slices a gash in my palm so deep that I can see fat and muscle
>ah fuck I'm bleeding everywhere
>ah fuck I don't want to get fired
>ah fuck I've bled on the salmon
>"I need to g-get a bandaid or something, I'm sorry" I say as I rush past the customer
>"Can't you just throw another glove on?"
>panic and do as I'm told, butchering the shit out of the fillet, throwing on new gloves and wrapping my hand in paper towel
>wrap salmon up, hands trembling and feeling lightheaded
>hand it to her
>"Ew there's blood on this. That's disgusting. You should know better."

>>7929835
I once looked in the direction of an applebees. I got food poisoning from that

>seafood place
>whole family sharing a platter for 2, thing is huge
>black family of like 12 ordered all you can eat shrimp
>two waiteresses
>they are shouting, kids are getting up and running around
>fat women keep shouting for more shrimp, they wolf 10 down in a few bites
>kid throws french fry at me
>im fucking pissed, speak to the manager
>"if we make them leave, they wont pay, so im sorry we will give your table $10 off."
>hey, thats pretty good.
>hear a shriek
>"theres a roach in my food!"
>manager approaches
>"we dont have roaches, we had an inspection 2 days ago with a 99/100... "
>hear a shriek again
"We aint paying, come on, lets go."
>cops get called
>waitress tries to stop them and the yung thug nigga pushes her out of the way
>we stay for the fun of it, order some beer
>one lady dropped her wallet, the staff got license plates
>they gave us the beer for free too
>they even gave us like 20 free shrimp because we were the last customers that night
>we gave the waitresses serving the black family $20 each

Fond memories

I got a few

>Be young, 7-8
>Go to a Japanese restaurant where they grill the food in front of you
>Get "The Fish of The Day"
>It was supposed to be "Atlantic Something", idk, I don't really remember
>Fucking love fish as a kid
>Chef starts cooking the filet on grill
>He's searing it on one side when it starts moving slightly
>Figure it's just the moisture evaporating
>See a bunch of stuff bubbling up on top of the filet
>lolwut
>Worms
>Worms crawling away from the heat
>Chef looks shocked
>Family is shocked
>I am shocked
>Chef is literally speechless, sprints to the back room to get his manager
>Watch as the little white worms crawl out of the fish and then fall onto the grill
>They're still trying to wriggle away
>Entire place is starting to smell like burnt fish
>Our table's check is waived
>Get free steak instead
>Can't even eat it cause lost my appetite
>Still can't eat any fish besides salmon

>Years later
>Work at a well known seafood-chain
>Have to cook entrees
>Constantly gagging at the smell of fish, can barely keep my vomit down when I have to cook it
>Throw up after shift almost every time
>One night, huge order, table of 8 people all orders trout
>Trying to keep up with orders while frying all this trout in a pan
>I see little bubbling movements on top of the fish (It was probably just grease or something, but this was at the end of a long day)
>Can't do it, vomit into pan
>No one notices
>Quickly dispose of evidence
>Boss is pissed, says I threw out perfectly good trout
>Quit job
>Never go near seafood again

>>7930823
You worked at a seafood place....
Cooking fish....
With a deep fear of fish....
And are repulsed by fish....

No. I dont believe it.

I worked as a CSR and sometimes ran shifts at Domino's while in school.

>just started working a few weeks ago
>come into the store, say hello to the GM
>GM looks tired, doesn't seem coordinated and is unresponsive to me
>ask another CSR what's up
>"Oh, don't worry about her, she's just drunk."

>often get calls from hotels
>one man calls from a Days Inn, sounds calm but inebriated
>ask what he wants, says he wants "wings so hot his asshole will burn in the morning"

>loud-mouthed big-talking 19-year-old kid starts talking shit about one of the older drivers
>driver gets fed up with him, says he'll kick the kid's ass if he doesn't shut up, but it makes no difference
>driver finally punches him in the face, knocking his head into the sink
>kid runs up to the front counter and presses the panic button
>cops show up, GM shows up
>kid spends next half hour literally crying in the office talking to the GM
>kid calls off the next day, doesn't speak to anyone at the store for nearly a week

>nice but incredibly dumb girl starts working as a CSR
>man with an amputated leg comes in to pick up his pizza, she goes and gets it
>I stop her on her way to him and tell her to offer to help him out to his car
>she asks and he thanks her, but declines
>as he's leaving she says "have a nice night, I hope your leg gets better"

>In Tifton, GA for business trip
>Last night of 3 weeks there
>Go to Logan's Steakhouse for dinner
>Sit at the bar, order a beer, and a steak for dinner
>look up at one of many TV's displayed around bar
>Commercial is playing for a Tummy Tuck product
>AbsolutelyDisgusting.png
>look up again 5 minutes later, still playing
>mfw I realize it's an infomercial
>I have no face
>No end in sight, beer alone will not suffice
>Infomercial showing hamplanets lathering up in jelly and forcing spandex wrap around their exposed rolls of fat
>ask the bartender to change the channel
>"what would you rather watch?"
>"Honestly, static would be better than this, I'm losing my appetite."
>bartender changes channel on main screen, but TV directly in front of me still showing tumbler cunts in bandaid belts
>asks me if I want another beer.
>I still have about an inch and a half left in my glass, but need to self medicate is strong. Yes please.
>bartender immediately takes away my unfinished glass, dumps beer down the drain, and refills it with a new beer
>all of my wat
>steak arrives that I had ordered medium rare master race
>steak is ultra well done, and all I taste is salt and hatred
>stand up and walk out

>>7930877
>as he's leaving she says "have a nice night, I hope your leg gets better"
my sides

>>7930300
you just couldn't get someone else to skin that salmon fillet?

>>7929932
Lol

I worked at a restaurant out in the mountains up until a week ago. We had a guy get shitfaced drunk and try to hang himself in the bathrooms.

He was a regular. Came in twice a week at least, and never had any problems. But he drank too much, and apparently the fact that a black couple came in to eat was too much for him to bare, because he muttered some obscenities and headed to the restroom.

We're only an hour away from San Diego, so it's not like black people are fucking rare here.

Anyways, he came back in a few days later and apologized, and asked if we had any way to contact the couple so he could apologize to them as well. We told him it was pointless. The couple had no idea he was upset, let alone upset at them. Hell, not even we knew until he told us.

>>7929932
the second one ripped out my sides

>>7930865
Not everyone has the luxury to be picky about where they work.

>>7930877
>as he's leaving she says "have a nice night, I hope your leg gets better"

>>7930481
>we gave the waitresses serving the black family $20 each
Stuff like this changes peoples perspectives on things. You turned that into a shitty story they tell people to a hilarious one with a good ending.

>Go into pizzeria
>See menu Pepperoni pizza has extra hot paprika on it
>"I would like to order a pepperoni pizza"
>"What kid of salami would you like on it,spicy or regular?"
>"Spicy,but no paprika pls"
>"We don't put paprika on it,do you mean you want non-spicy salami"
>"No,I want spicy salami,withouth the hot pepper"
>"We don't put pepper on it"
>"Great"
>Get order
>Open box
>Pizza still had fucking ultra strong paprika on it

>>7929932
The airhorn got me.

>>7931297
>paprika
>ultra-strong

Maybe if you weren`t an ultra-fag you wouldn`t have to cry about it.

>>7931646
why,green chili isn't a paprika?

>>7929835
whole family went to "the other" chinese restaurant in town. only reason its open is because of gold, and highway traffic. no one in their right mind eats there if a townie or have iron guts.

dad is an idiot and says this is where we re eating. he proceeds to get utterly shitace drunk, and everyone in the restaurant comes down with some case of the burps, farts, or the atomic mudbutt. its like a cronenberg film.

i still have shudders to this day.

>>7931649

In the English language the term "paprika" refers to the dried powdered spice made from pic related.

We don't use the term "paprika" to refer to the whole pepper.

>>7931649
Are you retarded?

>>7931297

Sounds like you're a retard.
They didn't put paprika on the pizza.
The hot flavor came from the "spicy salami" you asked for. The paprika was inside the salami. That's what made it spicy salami instead of regular salami.

>>7931680

It sounds like he's a non-native English speaker.

In some places of the world they use the word "paprika" to refer to whole peppers, the same way that we'd use the term "bell pepper".

Not really a restraunts or about the employees or service but I never seen a taco bell until yesterday and got excited, I've always seen commercials and shit, got two burritos and cheese fries and God damn was it awful. I don't know why I was expecting otherwise. The cheese fries were acceptable but those damn burritos were basically a scoop of canned chili onto a cold wrap couldn't finish one of them.

>want some greasy chinese food
>but my favorite restaurant is closed
>decide to order out from a brand new one that had just opened this year

it was absolutely fucking horrifying what I had.

>rice was bland, vegetables in it were undercooked
>egg rolls were PACKED with cabbage and nothing else
>chicken balls were 25% chicken, 75% dough
>the sauce
>THE SAUCE
>THE
>SAUCE
>had ketchup in it

it was quite honestly the worst chinese food I had ever had, baring find a dead rat in my next meal i don't think it'll ever be topped.

>restaurant complaint
>the man and his teenage daughter were seated out of order on the list.
>below them but seated first was an elderly couple
>in front of them (but they thought it was out of order) a family with a couple of kids
>accused the hostess of being racist

Another one:
>party of 3 with a baby
>waiting longer than they would like for food
>finally, the whole party gets up an goes out the door
>shit
>staff out now ready food
>busboy clears and prepares table for next party
>next party is sat
>cue return of original 3 top
>oh my god: you cleared our table!
>what the hell?
>we just needed to take the baby for a walk
>the *entire* party, purses and all, intending to return to their empty table

I should clarify that I work in an insanely busy tiny brunch restautant with an hour wait. We turn over tables fast.

>>7930300
god if you worked in my department, i'd can your ass so fucking fast

>work at kfc throughout high school part-time
>typically work weekend closing shifts and sundays
>a couple months after i started, was working a saturday night
>20 minutes to close, very greasy asian dude with thick glasses and hoodie comes in
>hood is up and he's hovering his right hand over his face wherever he walks
>doesn't order anything, just goes straight into the bathroom
>I get my supervisor and ask about it
>"Yeah that's steve, he comes in some saturday nights and gets high in the bathroom.. we've been meaning to deal with it but there's nothing we can really do"
>wtf.jpg
>he comes out about 5 mins later, tries to discreetly put a balled up tissue into the garbage
>supervisor goes into the bathroom after he leaves to check it
>cocaine and semen smeared all over the counter/mirrors
>room smells like chemicals (i.e. meth)

this persisted for several months. he'd even come in for our tuesday special every week and knew our general manager's name.

eventually a supervisor stopped him when he came in one saturday and told him to get out, but thinking back on it it's ridiculous how long they let it go on for.

I was having dinner at a nice restaurant called Bridges with my partner and her three kids for her birthday, along with their elderly lady nanny.

I decided to order the jambalaya but I asked the waiter to make mine not spicy (because I'm allergic to pepper). The food arrived quickly and it looked terrific but as soon as I took the first bite I started to cough, then began to choke. To my horror I realized that the jambalaya had pepper in it - a LOT of pepper. The choking got worse and I couldn't breathe but then the nanny came running over yelling

"HELP IS ON THE WAY DEAR!"

She got into position behind me and started to firmly give me the heimlich maneuver. After what felt like forever a piece of shrimp flew out of my throat and suddenly I could breathe again. I turn to thank her for saving my life but I froze when I saw that her "face" was a prosthetic and had peeled off. My date's nanny was a man!I was having dinner at a nice restaurant called Bridges with my partner and her three kids for her birthday, along with their elderly lady nanny.

I decided to order the jambalaya but I asked the waiter to make mine not spicy (because I'm allergic to pepper). The food arrived quickly and it looked terrific but as soon as I took the first bite I started to cough, then began to choke. To my horror I realized that the jambalaya had pepper in it - a LOT of pepper. The choking got worse and I couldn't breathe but then the nanny came running over yelling

"HELP IS ON THE WAY DEAR!"

She got into position behind me and started to firmly give me the heimlich maneuver. After what felt like forever a piece of shrimp flew out of my throat and suddenly I could breathe again. I turn to thank her for saving my life but I froze when I saw that her "face" was a prosthetic and had peeled off. My date's nanny was a man!

>>7931902
>tfw ate at Bridges all the time as a kid & mom signed waivers for us to eat lunch there during filming

>>7931902

>because I'm allergic to pepper

First off, that's not a thing.

Second, don't go to a fucking Cajun restaurant and order jambalaya if you don't like pepper.

>>7931297

>>7931909

>>7931941
You need to watch more movies.

>>7932077
doubt that will help him, i dont get the reference at all but i noticed that it was fake from a mile away due to the weirdness

>>7932078
it's a fucking "Mrs. Doubtfire" scene

literally >>7932077

>>7931800
I really want to ask these people questions. Do people like that think everyone can read their minds?
How the fuck did they expect anyone to to think otherwise if they all left the restuarant with their stuff not even leaving a message behind saying they'll be back

>>7931800
This wouldn't be in Kansas City would it?

>>7929918
>>7929944
This is some weapons grade autism. Please don't reproduce.

My family...

We're the people who mockingly and sarcastically clap and cheer when a server drops a tray.

>>7933262

Yeah. Did you know servers fucking hate you?

>>7932113
Robin williams is honestly shit tier. Only good in jack, aladdin, and dead poet society

>>7933316

Good Morning Vietnam is pretty good

>>7931941
oh honey...

>>7931902
>with my partner

stopped reading there desu

>be cook in restaurant
>Every other day is awful restaurant experience
>No longer tip at all when eating out and hate servers with a passion, even if I don't know them personally.

>>7931902
>with my partner and her three kids

betabux

>>7933410
>hate servers with a passion
worked in a restaraunt and i developed this hatred. fuck tipping. it breeds entitled bitches

>>7933431
>Busy fucking night
>7 hour rush that doesn't let up
>Entire board is filled with tickets the entire time
>Finally end of night
>Out in smoke pit hitting pipe with the dish washer
>Server comes out and starts bitching about how cheap people are
>She cried about only making $220 in tips
>Asks the dish washer to sort the rest of the silverware for him(server's job but he's a cuck)
>Doesn't give him any money
>Go back in to clock out
>Left the sauces out for one of us to do
>Ignore it, not my job
>Go home
>Get yelled at next day for leaving sauces out
Her employee meals were full of spit and floor seasoning after that

>>7931034
>Racists in California Lynch themselves instead of the nig nogs
Fucking liberals

>>7931800
>The ENTIRE party
>Only 3 people
Wouldn't help that serves are fucking retards with no common sense

>>7932639
>at a resort in Cuba
>two seating times for the buffet
>go to the first seating and look for a table for five
>find two decently long tables pushed together with only a purse at the very end
>half way through our meal, a giant greek family told us this was their table because they put one measly purse down for 8 - 10 seats
>mom stands her ground that if they wanted the whole table they should have made that clear
Later a few people came up to say that the greek family are kind of jerks and they're glad someone stood up to them.

>>7929835
I worked in a chinese restaurant where the place wasn't electrically grounded. One day I touched two metal tables and got zapped and told the manager and he said, "Oh yeah, just gotta watch out for that"

>Cashier at Long John Silvers at 16, first job
>Cashiers also in charge of delivering orders to eat-in customers
>Kitchen is run by a tiny but broad Russian man who would educate me on the finer teachings of Leninism
>Absolutely bro as fuck
>But also has a penchant for bumping off orders that are nowhere near started
>Does this one busy Sunday morning
>Woman orders around 11am
>Noon comes around
>Trotsky back there bumped her order off ages ago
>"Uh sir there's a problem out here"
>She had gone into diabetic shock


>Sandwich Artist™ at the local Subway™
>The owners put me at one of their smaller stores that summer, so dinner was staffed by only two people
>Halfway through the summer, there's a new hire
>4'10" and profoundly off-the-deep-end autistic
>not 4chan """autistic""", legitimate and crippling 'tism
>Stuck with him this fateful Thursday evening
>Hate having him on the line with me because no matter what station he's at it becomes a chokepoint because he's either meticulously placing the deli meats in precalculated positions or hoisting himself onto the line so he can reach the back row
>Dinner rush gets into full gear, call him off of washing dishes to come out and help me
>Starts putting on his gloves
>His hands are still a bit moist from the dishwater so the gloves are sticking like madmen to his skin
>Can't get them on
>Pause my artistry to watch
>He's getting more and more agitated, give him a once-over to make sure he's not about to shoot up the place
>After about 20 seconds of pulling at them, he snaps
>One glove dangling from his tiny hand, he bolts off the line, past customers, and out the door
>Stand deadpan as I watch his tiny frame clumsily sprint across the parking lot before disappearing into the woods
>Never saw him again
Which is just a long way of saying I had to handle the rest of the day alone, since no sane employee picks up a phone call from the manager at 5:30pm.
I kek about it today, but I was shitting my goddamn pants at the time.

>>7931689
>cheese fries
Where the fuck are you from? Taco Bell doesn't have cheese fries in America (although it really should).

>>7933844
It used to, a long time ago. Were you born in the 90s?

>>7933849
1990, actually.

But I also heard that other countries have cheese fries on their menus. I always wondered why America hadn't done it yet.

>>7930300

you sound incredibly retarded

>>7931902
>her three kids
Cuck detected

>>7933462
Common sense would have someone stay at the table or at least notify someone that the whole group was leaving but coming back.

>>7931902
>c
>v
>v
Nice

>>7931902
i loved that movie

>>7929932
>2pl8 bench
Is this what they mean by babyweight

>>7933316
Jack is shit tier you fucking pleb. The Birdcage and one hour photo are his best.

>>7930823
>I know she lied, and even if it was 1 week ago we wouldn't do something like that, and anytime she has a proble
at least you know the fish wasn't frozen.

>>7930877
CSR?

>>7929835
>reverse image search
>mortal kombat x leatherface

>>7933410
>>7933445
>servers fucking up and telling the customers it's the kitchens fault

We were in this restaurant in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"

>>7936510
>all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody
where is this from?

>>7936528
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>>7936528
go fuck yourself

>>7930877
The fuck is a CSR?

>>7936562
y?

>>7933681
Haha that reminds me of a time an my old roomate/coworker were closing down Little Caesars. He was always a bit paranoid but was reaching coke head levels that night.

>Keeps asking if I was messing around with his girlfriend
>Asking if I told his gf about the dozen or so times he cheated on her
>He is scaring himself shitless and leaves
>I clean the whole fucking store and close down myself

He ended up driving to his gf's place and confessing about his miserable, cheating ways. She dumped him and his life fell apart soon afterwards. He got a DUI couple weeks later. He is in prison now for drug/theft.

Karma for leaving me to clean up Little Skeezers by myself.

>>7936344
>>7936602
Customer Service Representative

>>7936659
>gf's place and confessing about his miserable, chea
at dominaos?

>>7929970
>suggests the customer ate the sandwich then forgot lmao

>>7930915

>>7930125
>turns out the chicken had our hot sauce poured all over it, she probably got full on her other items and decided she didnt want leftovers so she just sauced it herself and lied
This is so fucking confusing to me

>>7936837
>she gets her order
>she eats the other items she ordered
>already full and can't eat the chicken, doesn't want leftovers
>pours the hot sauce we give all over the chicken, then packs it again
>calls and pretends like we gave it to her already spicy, and demands refund

>>7930915
>In Tifton, GA

I figured out where you went wrong, son.

>>7930300
>panic and do as I'm told, butchering the shit out of the fillet, throwing on new gloves and wrapping my hand in paper towel
I was on your side til this shit
You big dummy

>>7930877
>"have a nice night, I hope your leg gets better
Holy kek this made the whole thread worth it

>>7931902
Don't fuck up the copying and pasting next time, otherwise quality post

>>7931973
Read that shit in his voice, made me laugh as hard as anything else ITT

>>7933316
>Not even mentioning Hook
You are a colossal pleb

>>7936845
Ok I missed the refund bit
Still a little confusing that people like this exist

>>7936902

> i was chilling with my bf watching a movie when he asked for snacks
>i tell him that i only hace chips , we open the bag and start eating like there was no tomorrow
>suddenly i bite something hard and really odd tasting
>look down ser a crumbled piece of weird brown potatoe-y shit
>its been a year but since then i never ate chips again

>>7933553
Sounds like my boss' family.
A bunch of Greek jerks. :U

>>7931297
I always thought Paprika was the red powder that you put on deviled eggs that really didn't have any taste.

>>7936956
That is paprika.

>>7936930
That's nasty.

>>7936930
I assume the "food object" in pic related is the potatoe thing? That's fucking nasty

>Haven't been to a fast food restaurant in 2 years
>Better burger joints all around where I live, a little more pricey, but taste so much better
>Get a coupon at work for a free burger at Carl's Jr.
>Work less hours during summer so was able to stop and get lunch on way home
>Burger had a stale bun, meat and cheese were bland, also ordered bacon cheese fries
>Fries with a slice of American cheese melted on it with bacon bits

It was gross.

>>7933445
>$220 in tips
I hear people who do waiting bitch about making only ~$300 in tips a night.

I make $180 a day before taxes, and my job requires a Bachelor's degree. They always try to say their jobs are hard, but it's really not that hard compared to most fucking jobs out there.

>>7937018

That's on the money nights, and there's only 2-3 of those a week. And generally you'll only get 50% of them.

You also pay taxes as a server (ok, you're supposed to), as well as tipping out the bar, bussers, etc.

I'm in NYC, and most servers I know aren't taking home 300 every night. Meanwhile my office gig is paying just below 600 a day before taxes, and I spend most of that on facebook.

Serving can be lucrative, but it's not a gold mine by any stretch. Most people I know doing it also have another thing that requires weird hours - acting, musician, or alcoholism.

>>7936976
>Americans call processed cheese "American cheese"
>my sides
Is it really that patriotic to eat what is basically a sheet of rubber

>>7933316
>Robin williams is honestly shit tier.
>is

>>7937046
American't here, I fucking hate american """"cheese""""

>>7937046
>posts a picture of american sides

begone, canacuck

>>7933681
>diabetic shock
this kind of shit is why I don't shoot up until AFTER the food has arrived

>>7936930
how could you accidentally bite that

did you not realize it wasnt a chip

>>7937031
This. I just left the food industry but when I was getting tips it was only like $300 every two weeks. It's not that great.

One time I swear I could see two people fucking when the kitchen door of this one steakhouse opened

>>7933462
>everyone at the table leaves, taking all of their possessions with them
>the table is now empty
>other customers are waiting to be seated

So are you trying to tell us that the bus and waitstaff are supposed to just assume that these people are going to come back when they have taken everything with them and have not notified anybody?

You might be a mental deficient, I'm sorry to break it to you.

>>7931941
>>7933370
>>7933417
>>7934468
I forget a lot of the time that there are children posting on 4chan who haven't seen classic films.

>>7931714
a lot of north american chinese sauces (~60%) have ketchup in them you retard

>>7937707
>1993
>classic films
You're the child

>>7937724
It's funny that you defend your lack of knowledge by using the classic "I know you are, but what am I?" argument.

You have to be 18 to post here, kid.

>>7929944
>>7929978
>>7930132
I'm torn here, but I've given it some thought and I have to side with the "kill all babies" camp on this issue

>>7937728
That was my first post ITT
Stop defending shit comedies
Just because it came out before you were born does not make it "classic"

>>7929835
>>7929874
>wondering about the baby's eyes
>not noticing that those pins are down the baby's mouth.

>>7937745
Actually, I was alive by the time Mrs. Doubtfire came out, so it looks like you're wrong again.

Projecting, perhaps?

>>7937795
No, projecting refers to psychological states, not age. You can't "project" that you're the wrong age. Words have meanings. Sorry.

So you were born in what, 1990? 1988? Congrats, you're a fully grown adult bragging about your age to a bunch of people you perceive to be teenagers. Assuming you were born in 1990, that makes you 26. A 26 year old man sees what he perceives to be a pack of teenagers having a discussion. He rushes up to them: hey did you know I'm older than you? *beams*

Yeah, that's you. It doesn't matter if they really were teenagers or not, it's weapons-grade cringe.

Now, back to the slapstick comedy that came when you were a toddler. It's not a "classic". Classical cinema ended in the early 60s. Again, words have meanings.

I was born in the 70s, before you ask. No, I am not proud of how much time I spend on this site.

>>7937810
>getting so triggered about posts on 4chan and needing to prove yourself right so badly that you post a paragraph I'm not going to read

>>7937810
You don't write the dictionary, Gramps.
Something is "classic" when you have people old enough to wax nostalgic about it.

>>7930481
Noice.

>>7937810
Go cool off, grandpa.

by the way, it's laughable that you're chastising someone for posting on 4chan in their mid-20s when you're still wasting your life here in your 40s.

Goes to show you can grow physically but not mentally.

>>7931902
Legit thought this was a real story for a second

>>7937833
I'm not chastising anyone for being in their 20s

I'm telling you that it doesn't make you look cool to try to lord it over some teenagers by boasting about your advanced age

Especially when the subject is a lowbrow slapstick comedy that you erroneously perceive to be some kind of cultural touchstone

What's next, raving about how kids these days aren't up on their Keenan Ivory Wayans filmography?

>>7929932
i have done the one with the garden hose. Not like that though

I worked as a hood cleaner before and seen som really nasty kitchens and had to deal with awfull owners. The worst is when the water floods the floor and flushes out whatever is under counters and machines and clogs the floor drains and smells like shit. Dead rats and rotten dropped food

>Work at Cold Stone Cream-in-me in high school
>large demographic of Indian customers
>woman in my line
>get the ice cream she wants
>mashing it on the cold slab
>she asks for fudge, ambiguously pointing down at her creation
>I grab the fudge bottle and squirt fudge onto it
>I'm kneading it carefully, the fudge is room temperature and almost immediately changes the consistency of the ice cream to sludge
>she, still pointing down at her slime, asks for fudge
>a bit confused but add more fudge
>finally she taps on the little dome filled with brownies
>leans over the counter and yells in my face "NO, FUDGE"
>look at her, down at the slobber on the slab and then the brownie
>hit her with an "oh you want a BROWNIE!"
>throw away she shit show i was working on, per company policy
>recreate her order with a brownie instead of fudge
>about to pop that bad boy in a waffle cone
>she tells me to wait, wants the actual fudge sauce after all
>pays and leaves

>the very next customer, a smug old white guy
>he's talking shit about foreigners, specifically Indians
>ask him what he'd like
>he tells me the usual
>the fuck? who is this old ass crunchy ass man telling me "the usual"
>he's flustered when I admit i don't know/recognize him and don't know what his usual is
>tells me so-and-so knows how to make it
>tell him I've never met so-and-so in the 6 months I worked there
>make his vanilla ice cream with almonds (extra almonds(a little bit extra please))
>he's still shit talking Indians
>time to pay
>he pays me in fucking majority nickels and a few dimes for 2.10 worth of ice cream
>give him back his change
>he drops a nickel in the tip jar
>winks and says "ya earned it"

>>7937930
>customer informs me there was graffiti in the mens bathroom
>go investigate
>big numbers in black sharpie
>get cleaning solution to clean it
>prop door *way* open, put out of order sign next to door
>vigorously cleaning wall
>someone comes in behind me
>assume it's another employee
>get out "hey I got this if you want--"
>man had come in, looked at me, shrugged and started pissing in the toilet
>standing next to this man wondering why it had to be me
>walk out of bathroom and wait for him to finish
>go back in and see he pissed all over the seat and a little bit in front of the toilet
>) - :

I've got a couple.

>be 17, working part time at a burger place
>be told there's graffiti in the bathroom
>take my soap bucket and rag to see what it is
>someone has written, in shoe polish, the words "BIG HAIRY PUSSY" on the mirror in the men's room
>spend the next half hour cleaning it off, relishing it because I don't have to stand at the grill

And then there's this one:
>during breakfast shift, co-worker asks me to cover register for him while he takes a piss
>tell him sure, no problem
>customer comes back asking for a refund for his breakfast platter
>he says "that sign there says this is 100% guaranteed the best breakfast, or my money back. Can I have my money back, please?"
>he's acting like he's in a hurry
>I point out that he's already eaten most of it
>he threatens to call my manager
>I've never had to do a refund on these breakfasts, so I start reaching for one of our forms so I can fill it out as to why this occurred (shitty restaurant)
>guy starts berating me, calling me stupid and demanding his money right now, just being a general dickhead
>I tell him if he doesn't shut up, I'll kick 100% of his ass
>manager comes over and asks what the problem is
>guy tells manager that I threatened him and used profanity, playing like he's some nice guy when he was calling me a moron thirty seconds ago
>manager asks if I did that and I come clean
>he fires me on the spot

I hope Arnold had a hell of a piss.

>>7938497

that's from the movie fast times at ridgemount high

>>7938497
You forgot the part where you jerked it to Phoebe Cates.

>>7938529
>>7938506
>>7938497

man the 80's fucking ruled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8RT9yAzYXE

>>7930877
>as he's leaving she says "have a nice night, I hope your leg gets better"

>>7937930
>>she tells me to wait, wants the actual fudge sauce after all
TRIGGERED

>>7933852
The fryer in TB is only used very sparingly, and usually just for prep work. No item in TB actively uses it. Fries would require it to actively be used and that is simply too much manpower.

In other words a lean TB can be run with just two people. A fryer would bump it up to three or cause orders to take twice as long.

>>7931902
you're fucking autistic

>>7937821
Not op but

>I am so not upset that I will let you know that I am not upset

>>7938967
>replying_to_pasta.jpg
Hello, newfriend.

>>7938980
shitty pasta is still shitty

>>7931902
I've seen that movie bro xDDD

>>7937054
being dead doesn't change that you mongoloid mongolian mongrel

>>7937930

>he drops a nickel in the tip jar
>winks and says "ya earned it"

Fuck me, working a restaurant in the north of England is suffering.

>family of six at lunch time
>they all have crevettes
>come to fetch plates, ask if everything was okay
>"We didn't think much of the soup."
>look down
>the little bowls of warm water with a slice of lemon in them to wash their hands are all empty

>woman at table becomes hysterical and starts yelling
>quickly go over to see if something has happened
>"Get your chef out here, this is disgusting!"
>she picks up her mostly empty creme brulee dish and points to it
>I ask what the issue was
>"Are you blind? There is cigarette ash at the bottom of this pudding!"
>she points to the specks of fresh vanilla that has settled at the bottom of the dish
>chef actually got so upset that she came out with a vanilla pod just to show the lady

>another evening, another customer starts yelling and waving me over
>stride my dumb ass over to see what magic is going to occur this time
>she points to her salad
>claims there is broken glass on her salad
>its mother fucking rock salt

Don't get me started on baby chairs. We are not a child friendly restaurant, we are a small and intimate little bistro and our customers appreciate the atmosphere, somewhere to relax and eat some good food and drink some decent wine.

If you call up to book at our restaurant on Valentines day and ask for a high chair for a baby, we are going to be fully booked. Get a babysitter for fucks sake.

>>7936930
What is that?

>>7939610
probably a lump of potato detritus that broke loose from whatever industrial machinery skins and washes the potatoes, and found its way into the fryer

or someone took a shit on the line

>>7939634
>potato detritus
name of my environmentally friendly grindcore band btw

>>7930823
>ridiculous fear of worms in fish
>not realizing that worms/maggots/parasites live in nearly all of our food.

>>7931297
Life destroying retardation

>>7938980
Posting autistic pasta is autistic

>>7939566
You poor soul. At least the atmosphere is generally pleasant, if busy? As long as you don't have these exceptional crazies?

>>7939692
Parasites are fun to read about until you realize that you have to eat food and go outside.

I just kind of give up and make it my special duty to embrace toxoplasmosis. Still doing my best to avoid visible worms, though. People can definitely do that without getting crap from you, right?

>server at chain texmex restaurant
>elderly man calls me over to loudly complain about the metal in his burrito
>says he nearly cracked a tooth
>look down at his plate
>there's literally a silver nugget of metal lying there
>he forces it into my hand and I bring it back to my manager
>it turns out it literally was his tooth
>gag because I held it for so long and go back to work

I think the old man still got his meal comped.

>>7932795
God I would love if this was First Watch. I love that place, but it attracts some absolute retards.

>>7939775
What is it about some places that brings in the people you think exist only in stories.

There's this place called Taco Bravo where I'm from and it attracts all the late night drunks.

>Work in meat department at a grocery store
>Have a display case with steaks in it
>Customer walks up, examines the steaks and decides he's going to be anal today
>Sir, can you cut me a thinner steak? If it's too thick it wont cook right on the grill
>Suggest buying one from the shelf since the packaged ones can come in pretty thin and we have separate thin-cut steaks
>No I don't want any of that vacuum sealed SHIT
>Spits a little when he shouts the last word
>Explain to him that all of our meat is wet aged, meaning 100% of it is vacuum sealed including the loins we cut for the steaks and those came in weeks before the ones on the shelf
>mfw every customer still wants me to cut an entire loin and waste 100$ worth of extra steaks because they need theirs to be a magic thickness

Never mind the retarded bit about "it wont cook right". Why even fucking buy a steak if you're going to have it well done with ketchup. If a 1 inch steak is too thick you need to go over to produce and eat leaves you fucking faggot.

>Cook at fairly upscale hotel
>Dickweed orders a sirloin and wants to sub his side with another sirloin but at the price of a side

>>7940837
y can't you do this???

the food is alreadythere what are you going to do toss it out

>>7940843
He wanted two roughly $20 hunks of meat for the price of one, if he payed for 2 steaks and and wanted it on one plate that's perfectly fine, I am however not going to substitute an order of fries for another sirloin at the price of fries, not happening schlomo.

>>7937031
>I'm in NYC, and most servers I know aren't taking home 300 every night. Meanwhile my office gig is paying just below 600 a day before taxes
Hey buddy whats this office job, does it require a degree and howd you get it?

> Go to England (Dover)
> Want to order a Durum Doner
> Get order
> It's just a spicy sausage in a roll

>>7937018
I deliver pizzas and make like $100 a night. What sucks is it's really like $60 after gas, car payments and insurance, and maintenance.

On top of that my job is more dangerous than a cop's. I hate my life.

>>7941103
Why on earth would you come to this shithole?

>>7929918
>So potential conditions are what makes it dangerous?

>>7933316
Actually, literally, unironically kys.

>>7939566
Whereabouts are you from lad?

>>7940858
but the fries are already in the kitchen and so are the steaks i dont see the problem let me see your manager

>>7929918
>So potential conditions are what makes it dangerous?
Pretty sure that's what danger is.

>ask for pizza with wurstels
>wait 1 hour
>pizza with bland (pink) ham comes, as a kid i actually disliked that kind of ham.
>to be fair waiter offered to cook the right pizza, but i refused because we already waited too long
>i eat that shit
>they used motherfucking ketchup instead of tomato sauce
>pizza taste like frozen

>>7930877
>I HOPE YOUR LEGS GET BETTER
BECASUE MY SIDES ARE GONE

>>7931714
>A cheap Chinese restaurant in the US served me americanized Chinese food.

Whaaa?

Me and 2 of my best friends went to the new cracker barrel that just opened up in Las Vegas Sunday night. Wait was two hours long, which was understandable for a place that just opened up two days prior. Shit didn't start happening until later when we got seated. we all ordered drinks and we all didn't get what we wanted, twice in a row. one of the waiters accidently spilled a drink on the table and it spilled on my pants, at least it was water. food arrived, it was missing a side, dessert never came after asking for an ETA twice, other than these, the food was pretty damn good. Will come back when the popularity dies down a bit more

>>7942011
>Cracker barrel
>Pretty damn good

I don't think you belong here

>>7929932
Fucking kys seriously
You are such a little fucking faggot

>>7931685
>>7931946
>>7936956
>>7939702
This is the paprika they put on it.

>>7942180

In English, pic related is Paprika.

In English, your pic is "green chilis"

>>7936956
It should have a potent taste. But many times the shit you buy at the supermarket is old and therefore flavorless. It can be hard to find a good brand.

>>7942191
K.
In hungarian it works with both.

>>7929932
>This is how melenials were raised

>>7929932
>dad's can't breastfeed

Toxic post anon, problematic to me

>>7942191
Morrocan Friend of mine brings me homemade paprika from Marocco sometimes (her grandmother makes it). It is MILES above any paprika I've ever tasted

>>7942191
*chiles

>>7933681
>Stand deadpan as I watch his tiny frame clumsily sprint across the parking lot before disappearing into the woods
>Never saw him again

kek

>>7942357
This isn't a pissing contest anon, they're trying to figure what the foreign anon meant by paprika

>>7929932
Even the ones with metal pins don't hurt you, because when you press a hand or whatever against it the weight is distributed much wider instead of a single pin.

>>7942099
t. Guy who unironically says kys

>>7930481
Sweet, hopefully they got charged for their meal based on the wallet and plates. Dumb fucks.

Good on you guys for giving those waitresses your $ though, that probably brightened their day.

>>7930877
>as he's leaving she says "have a nice night, I hope your leg gets better"

fucking superkeks

>>7930877
>"have a nice night, I hope your leg gets better"
Hahahaha

That sounds like something I would say to a customer. Not out of idiocy mind you, just anxiety/autism.

>>7929932
>the pets one
HAHAHA, oh fuck.
Heres an edit I have

>>7933316
>watching Dead Poet Society in AP English Lit in HS
>Final scene where they all stand on their desks, saying O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
>Literally most fucking retarded movie scene I had seen up until this point in my life
>Totally aghast for a moment, then seeing the scene wasn't ending soon quickly left the room

I've disliked Robin Williams ever since

>>7933681
>>Stand deadpan as I watch his tiny frame clumsily sprint across the parking lot before disappearing into the woods

>disappear into the fucking woods

the nigga just ran into the fucking forest

holy shit lmao

>>7943443
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? There's got to be something if you don't like that scene. Have you never felt any kind of kinship or affinity to a professor? Have you never stood up for anybody?

>>7929932
>Will sit for food
I'm in tears

>>7943362
>anxiety/autism
the shit that i have accidentally said..

>in high school
>cashier at grocery store
>ringing a woman up
>she's buying some always brand tampons
>transaction finished
>time for the send off
"always have a good day"

>>7943497
never in such a retarded, overdramatic fashion
and I was a drama student, too

Opposite of thread theme but whatever

>eating at Culvers at the end of a road trip
>probably 9pm and nobody here besides my copilot and a few other people
>order food and sit down
>get food
>starving so I nearly inhale the burger
>manager comes over
>"Hi sir, it seems we gave you the wrong meal"
>my face is absolutely stuffed like a turkey on Thanksgiving
>"uhhh...ok. Do you want the rest of the food back?"
>realize that makes no sense because it's a mostly eaten burger and some fries but fuck it
>"No I'm just apologizing on behalf of the cooks, do you want your original order made?"
>"...sure thanks"
>"Coming right up, thank you for understanding"
>got a burger for free
>saved it in my minifridge
>ate it cold for breakfast next morning
>felt sick to my stomache all day
>don't care got a free burger

>>7933561
>not electrically grounded
>get shocked by non-electrical appliances

You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? Sometimes in certain conditions (with our house it's low humidity in the winter) metal things are more prone to causing static shock.

I unconsciously end up rubbing up against our fridge or brushing past our entertainment system with my shirt in the winter months as to reduce the shock through the clothing buffer.

Not restaurant, but when I worked in a grocery store produce department here are some I got

>where can I find tuna?
>over in seafood

>where can I find baked ham?
>try deli

>where do you have bottled water?
>check the liquids aisle

>can you slice this gourd into sixths for me? I only want a couple pieces
>how am I going to sell the other four pieces of gourd to someone? No.
>she throws a bitchfit

>customer takes a piece of fruit clearly holding up the rest of the pile (we make fruit pyramids) instead of taking from the top
>pile collapses and fruit hits the floor, instantly bruising it and dooming it to the reduced table
>glares at me like I'm at fault

>customers leaving stuff they didn't want in the fruit and vegetable piles or weighing scales
>customers asking where an item comes from when there's a sticker on every piece of food and usually a tag nearby that says that information
>customers getting angry at me because fruit has some imperfection
>customers not controlling their dumbshit kids who knock stuff over and break bottles
>crying. babies.


And my absolute favorite
>customer comes in 10 minutes to closing time (which is 9PM)
>rifles through all the piles finding the absolute best pieces of fruit, fucking up the pile in the process. Said piles must look good for tomorrow morning or the manager won't be happy
>"Do you have any of X item in the back? I saw you take it off the display for the night". Item X is now buried under items Y Z and Q in the very back of the coolers. Why couldn't you come in at 8PM or before like normal people? What were you doing that forbid you from shopping at anytime but 8:50PM? I want to fucking go home it's 9:20 and I can't leave until you do. "Yes of course just a minute ma'am"
>find out the next day said customer complained that we "took the stuff in too early and had to ask for item X"
>manager decides to enforce that closing must never be started before 8:50 and it's about 30 minutes of work
Fuck that cunt

>>7943497
It was the most fucking ridiculous, comically over the top way of displaying those sentiments possible.

That scene single handedly turned that moving and powerful movie into a fucking joke for me.

I was too deeply in shock to laugh, but I would if I could have.

>>7931875
theres no reason to lie like this but you did anyway

>>7931800
>>accused the hostess of being racist
I wonder if niggers think people are actually racist or if they just know throwing the word "racist" around gets them what they want

>>7943734
Its usually a mixture of both.
I worked at a liquor store and I carded some black lady who accused me of being racist before preceding to call me a fuckboy.
And this is in Canada mind you where we didn't even really have slavery.

>>7937930
>>winks and says "ya earned it"

>>7937930
I believe both of these but in the first one you should've listened to the customer better -- jesus fuck man. She spoke english right? Tell her the fudge won't work well. Or did you not pay attention when you trained?

>>7943784
at my retail job at an indian tourist trap I learned to never question fucking indians

>>7931258
This. As a waiter, I know this feel. I once had a customer served spoiled chicken swarma at this Greek place I worked at. They were super upset, the manager didn't charge them and offered them a different dish but they refused and left since their lunch break was near over. Before leaving, they apologized to me for wasting my time, said good luck in college, then handed me a 20.

>>7929835
I guarantee they didn't buy that toy and no one washed that toy.

People are disgusting.

>>7943752
I'VE FOUND YOU
I MISS THE STORIES THEY WERE THE ONLY THING TO KEEP ME SANE WHILE TRAVELLING TWO WEEK AGO

>>7943522
>tfw sometimes reply to people asking me what's up with good
>vice versa with being asked how are you and replying with not much
>picking up late dinner yesterday at around 8 pm
>literally walk into the restaurant and the woman at the counter asks me my last name and I reply with thank you

>>7943948
>"how are you"
>pause
>think about how I am
>try to say something witty
>no that's weird
>awkward pause
>SAY SOMETHING
>"...pretty good howabout you"

>>7943960
>at gamestop
>looking at game I'm probably going to buy
>guy working there comes up and asks me if I like the game I'm looking at and want to buy it
>...no
>feel like an idiot so I just buy a different game instead
>end up having to drive all the way to Walmart later that day to get the one I originally wanted
>gamestop guy is there in the electronics section of Walmart watching me purchase the game I just told him today I didn't like
>we make eye contact and he gives me this weird look causing me to almost throw up immediately

I still have nightmares about this

>>7941638
>if the gum is already in the store and so is the tv i don't see why i can't just have the tv for sixty-five cents

This is some nigger logic here.

>>7930481
noice man Real NOICE

>>7931902

>>7943752
Please tell your liquor store stories again, Canadian Liquor Guy.

>>7943602
I do the same thing with my car or the freezer doors at the store. Shit is annoying as fuck.

>>7929880
>>7929885

I laughed so hard at this

>>7943985
Your story triggered me

>>7931679
you have no idea what you are talking about tttt

>worked in a fancy as fuck store
>served customers free coffee kind of fancy
>worked in deli
>we made our own jams and sauces and stuff, had samples of everything out for people to taste
>woman with designer handbag, shoes, boobs etc comes in
>four or five year old kid with her
>not paying any attention to kid, too caught up in which kind of caviar to buy
>kid picks up glass jar of lemon curd
>about $15 NZ, which is like 10 americuck dollars
>looks me right in the eye
>drops it on the concrete floor
>fucking grins and wanders away, mother doesn't do shit

>>7944455
Should told her that her little cunt dropped the fucking curd and that she had to pay for it.
Anyone with a shred of decency would discipline their kid in one way or another, apologize to you, and pay for the fucking lemon curd.

>>7936047
No babyweight is like a heavy object you put on top of your baby to keep it from flying away.

>>7944455
Fuck rich people and their kids, literally the worst.

>>7929978
He was born from a down syndrome drug taking mother, don't even reply to him, as there's no way you'll get any sense.

>>7943545
>>7943665
Fair enough, I haven't seen it since I was in high school, maybe I'd see it differently now.

>>7930300
The customer sounded reasonable, maybe she wasn't looking when you cut your hand, and didn't realize it was anything more than a scratch. Also, you ARE disgusting and you SHOULD know better. You fucked up from start to finish.

>>7943638
If you're open till 9PM, everything should be up UNTIL 9PM. You don't make your job easier by making my life harder. Either close at 8:30 or stay late, but do not fucking dare to clear the shop before closing. Your manager is right.

>>7931875
wanna know how I can tell your lying?

he didn't finish the coke? thats literally never happened for anyone using cocaine ever.

>>7943568
Reminds me of something similar but closer to the threads theme.
>Just get off of work in Scottsdale
>Live in Phoenix, drive home will be long since it's rush hour and I'm hungry as fuck
>Decide to stop at Einstein Brothers Bagels when I see it
>Feel bad since they close in like thirty minutes but I want food
>Order my sandwich and wait
>Food is taking a while but eventually get it
>Usually wait until I leave to eat but decide to start now, good thing I did
>The sandwich looks dry
>Try to eat it anyways since I don't want to inconvenience the workers since I know it's almost closing and I'm not picky
>Nope, this shit is inedible, I can't even bite into it
>Was probably sitting in a pre-made meal heater for hours
>Take it back up to the girl at the counter and ask for a fresh sandwich
>Manager walks up and asks what the issue is, tell her
>She holds the sandwich and asks what I ordered, tell her
>She starts ragging on the two employees for giving me the wrong food AND it being inedible
>Didn't even notice it wasn't what I ordered
>Employees look tired
>I am tired
>She apologizes, gives me a free meal card, and I get an edible sandwich
>Eat half of the sandwich in my car and go home

>>7944455
gas stations and Market Basket give me free coffee, I'm not exactly sure what you mean by fancy but free coffee is not the hallmark you may think it is, bobobo.

>>7936833
Landwhale or well done pleb?

>>7947196
Aw dude I hate when that happens. Especially when it's a small business and you don't want to be a dick but good fuck, give me what I paid for.

>>7943497
>Have you never felt any kind of kinship or affinity to a professor?
Teachers and professors are the lowest kind of scum humanity has to offer.

>work at olive garden
>people never understand that the salad or soup doesn't come with appetizers and always try to cheat the system by sharing the salad
>get a party of 6, most of them don't speak English and the one that does is like sixteen years old
>5 order appetizers as their entrees, one orders a regular entree
>they all want salad
>bracing internally
>inform them that I have to charge each person who got an appetizer for the salad
>after the twelve year old translator relays the message, they all look at me like I have three heads
>after a few minutes of them talking in Spanish, the girl tells me it's okay indifferently
>finish taking orders, come back with salad and breadsticks
>before I get a chance to start dishing things out the sixteen year old speaks up
>"Can we get another server? We can't understand you"

Shut the fuck up, you understood me perfectly. You just want to get a cheaper fucking bill.

>>7930915
>bartender immediately takes away unfinished glass, dumps beer down the drain

>>7947714
>I have educational issues

>>7930300
>slice palm
>so deep you can see fat and muscle
so that's what, 2mm?

>>7930481
Go you, anon. Those poor waitresses got their shit jacked by the noggers, but you fixed it. And you got free beer. It all works out in the end.

>>7937954
>pissed all over the seat
REEEEEEEEE

>>7942011
Fuckin'. Cracker. Barrel. You are a gross person who chooses to eat at gross places.

>>7943638
fuck you i am gonna carefully scrutinize each piece of fruit and select the best ones i don't give a shit about your pyramid nonsense that's fucking retarded that you do that.

>>7943665
>deeply in shock

>>7947714
Stupid fuck.

A classic.

>Me circa 2006 working my first job as a busboy
>guy and girl in their 20's eating
>Girls' fork falls on the floor
>Me being a nervous shit "w-w-would you like a new fork ma'am?"
>Her sarcastically "NO I'LL EAT WITH THE DIRTY ONE"
>Guy calls me a faggot under his breath as i walk away to get new silverware
>%50 mad I put the new silverware on the table, Girl makes eyes contact with me and slaps the silverware off the table and laughs
>Alpha as fuck drunk chef sees this
>As I'm walking back to the busser station to grab new silverware now at maximum mad, the chef pulls me aside and says "Check this out"
>He puts the new fork in between his sweaty unwashed, had diarrhea earlier that day and had to periodically wipe, ass cheeks
>I watch in horror and glee as he hand delivers the silverware to the girl
>Watch as she unknowingly eats shit particles and probably contracts diphtheria

>>7948401
>we tip with a rip

>>7948401
that's pretty awesome

>>7936930
I still double check bags that I'm eating after this one time when I was a kid I was eating a bag of marshmallows. I was eating them for a few minutes until I started noticing a crunchy, sour taste to them. Look down and there are dime-sized black ants running like crazy all around the bag.

Didn't taste that bad either.

>>7931875

>>7930877

>I hope your leg gets better

There is still some beauty in the world

I don't go out to eat often, but I remember this one, I was eating at Ruby Tuesday's? when I was a teen.
>pick up menu
>flip to dem pastas I'm feelin pasta tonight
>tortellini alfredo with garlic and basil, sure
>it arrives THIRTY MINUTES later
>the sauce is soupy like it was watered down and has an odd hue of yellow
>no garlic or basil
>fuck it I waited thirty fucking minutes for this shit
>take a bite
>the pasta is soggy and the sauce (soup) tastes strange and bland
>I eat about a fourth of the meal before I call the waiter over and tell him to take it back
>leave without paying to just head home and make a small meal to tide me over until tomorrow morning
>as I arrive I feel my stomach do a 360
>the next two hours are spent in the bathroom purging that foulness from my system
>vomit so much I start to just dry-heave since there's nothing left in my gut
>drink small amount of ice water because it feels like my stomach is burning from the inside out
>go to sleep feeling like complete shit
>the next day is spent feeling completely drained
>don't eat any meals involving pasta of any kind for about a month

>six months later that specific RT is shut down for mismanagement and health code violations
>mfw

>>7937046
I live in America and I've met 2 people that don't eat that processed shit, so half the time when I'm over at someone's house that's the only cheese there is. Fucking sucks for someone that compulsively makes sandwiches.

I've told this story before in threads like these but it's been awhile.

>Some years ago (kinda wanna say it was after my last gf broke up with me but I don't exactly remeber)
>Dad and I were the only ones home
>Decide to go out and eat since neither of us feels like cooking
>Go to an Applebee's because I'm not picky and my dad enjoys it
>Waitress comes and takes our orders
>We get our drinks
>Eventually dad gets his food
>"Oh I guess mine wasn't ready yet"
>Wait
>Still nothing
>Getting angrier by the second
>Eventually stop waitress and asks her where's my food
>She runs to the kitchen to check
>Returns to tell us my order never got processed
>I'm fucking fuming at this point
>Says she can get me food as soon as possible
>Refuse
>Leave
>Dad offers to pick me up something to eat
>Refuse that
>Go home and eat a sandwich
Never before or after that have I ever had such shitty service at any establishment.

>get first job as server
>fuck up
feels bad man

>hey, you put tomatoes on this sandwhich, I didn't want tomatoes, make another
>take it
>walk to where they can't see me
>ask Lorena the undocumented immigrant to por favor no tomate
>she (without a glove) takes it off the sandwhich and spins the bun around so it looks different
You have no idea how often I do this

>>7949968
You sound easily offended

>>7947714
Jesus fuck anon school started four days ago chill

>Be porter at BK
>Just started so squatting in an abandoned apartment with stray kitty I adopted.
>got running water and shower regularly, give kitty flea baths every three days.
>wake up, got a ringworm on my forearm
>no big deal, just put some nail polish on it and it'll be gone in no time
>Clear nail polish is nowhere to be found, settle for white instead
>go to work
>dumbasa manager asks what the fuck I have painted on my arm
>spend two minutes explaining what a ringworm is.
>he caught fungus and kitty
>sends me home and tells me not to come back without doctors note.
>fucking wat

>>7950443
huh

>>7930125
I hate it when customers claim you always had a certain product and they "bought it last week", when you worked at a business for years and know for a fact that said product was never carried at your location... ever.

>>7943701
This made me kek way harder than i should have

>>7950443
nasty fuck, why do they let people like you handle food to begin with

>>7948694
I want to believe.

>>7950443
Oh no!

What happened? Was the kitty okay? Did you find a new job in time to keep it (and yourself) fed?

Pls respond this is going to keep me up at night.

>>7950738
He washed up with said functioning shower and covered the area to treat it. What's your problem?

>>7943941
>>7944153
I think you have the wrong guy m8os.
Sadly I have no funny stories, although I do have stories about shitty black customers (who are usually the only customers who give me unnecessary shit especially the women)

>>7950805
I like stories about idiot customers. Please vent.

>>7950814
Same here, it helps make self feel better when hearing about shit customers/workers.

>had sweet n' sour chicken delivered the other night
>they actually forgot the sauce
How?

>>7950814
Alright I'll do a recent one.
>be the last saturday night before holiday
>whole store is understaffed so we get backed up like a motherfucker
>almost over down to my last two customers
>this happened 10 minutes past closing time (because technically we have to take everyone before closing and then serve whoevers left in the place) and I just wanted to finish up at that point
>2nd last customer was a massive sheboon
>fat as fuck, like Shamu before he keeled over
>doing my job as normal, ring everything in
>get to payment, she's talking up the other guy in line like he's a chubby chaser and he's into that shit
>Shamu fucks up using the debit card machine for some reason
>offer to help her get to the Enter PIN screen
>looks at me with angry eyes like she's seen another Orca steal her kibbles
>"E-EXCUUUUUSE ME I CAN DO THESE THINGS MYSELF THANK YOU!"
>thinking "um what the fuck lady" in my mind
>she continues to chat up the guy and at one point says "oh dont worry about the time, we gotz plenty of time!"
>no i actually dont, its past close you fucking bitch
>finishes giving the guy her number and then finally pays
>put the receipt in the bag and inform her that its there
>"AYYO HOL UP, WHERE'S MY RECEIPT AT?"
>"...I put it in the bag for you like I said"
>"NAH AH I WANT IT IN MY HAND THANKCHU!!!"
>grabs the bill out of my hand and takes her shit and goes
>delayed me another 10 minutes and I ended up getting stuck longer at work
And this was in one of the worst parts of the city next to literal Chicago-tier slums, and I took the fucking bus to work too. I'm just glad I never got robbed or stabbed when I worked there.

>>7931902
>with my partner and her three kids
lol

>>7948694
You overdid it.

>>7930125
Sounds like niggers.

>>7930186
Fuck, people are so goddamn unappreciative.

>>7929918

Shut the fuck up

>>7950843
Jesus. You poor soul. You need to keep a harpoon for those blackfish. Have you seen what happens to those poor trainers at sea world? Crushed. And. Eaten. I bet the sheboons could do that to you just like the orcas.

>>7929932
>>7930233
I love 4chan sometimes.

>>7943638
There's a reason you've never been employee of the month, and it's because you half-ass your job.

>not realizing they probably pushed that onto a dolls face, then held it in front of their kid.

>>7948201
Man what would you have grocery stores do, keep stacking underripe fruit on top of the overripe fruit until there's just a mound of rot with green apples stuck into it? They make pyramids so that people will buy the fruit that is close to being ripe and so that the unripe shit they just got has time to ripen.

>120 is too many, do you have anything smaller?
Here's one with 60, miss.
>Oh thank you.
*takes 2 boxes*
People.

My grandma is a blunt person

>uncle's birthday
>waiter asks what the occasion was
>we are all dressed nice from coming back from graveyard
>grandma tells my waiter it's someone's birthday
>waiter insists on questioning us further about it
>oh it's just my son's
>where is he
>he's dead
>he apologized, shuts up, and serves us food
>we eat our food and enjoy the night
>waiter says goodbye
>throws in a "bring grandpa next time"
>grandma says she can't since he's dead too

I don't really go to Applebee's much anymore, but this memory will flow in my head every time and it makes me feel bad for the waiter

>>7951322
Based grandma

>>7931297
Canadian here.
Paprika to me is the red tasteless powder that's made from bell peppers. So I'd have also asked for no paprika, depending where I was. I know in some European countries tries they call bell peppers paprika.

>>7950939
Actually the majority of our customers are slavs

>>7929835
I used to work at a Chinese restaurant and the owners used to let their son pee in the buck for broken dishes right in the middle of the kitchen

>>7951274
Maybe she's keeping a box, and giving one to someone else?

>>7937810
>being this butt blasted

>>7936907
>filename implies judaism
>picture suggests otherwise

>>7952412
Coptic Christian?

>>7952416
some manner of orthodox i would assume.

>>7951322
Dubs confirm, your grandma is awesome

>>7943701
>>7946181
that was what my supervisor said when she went into the bathroom. she walked out and said it was disgusting as fuck, and i guess that night was the tipping point for him. there had apparently been other instances where he didn't make as much of a mess but he usually left some jizz behind...

and no im not making this shit up. there are some depraved fucks out there that do much weirder shit than this. im surprised people think it's unbelievable. drugged out fucks late at night love to go to fast food places.

Not awful for my, but it probably was for the dude

>Go to Dick's Last Resort one night, where part of the theatrics is getting "bad" customer service
>At the bar shooting the shit with the bar tender while eating my food
>Big well built black dude comes to the bar
>Bar tender starts giving him shit
>He tries making some come backs
>She shuts him down and calls him a pinhead
>He looks visibly upset, like he's just been bullied
>Pays for his drinks then leaves
>mfw

>>7931686
and AUS calls the stupid things Capsicum

Just returned from a 13 hour shift and all our servers were young/new/retarded
>20 people come to eat
>retardo server takes order
>5 things are wrong, meat was meant to be red, baked potato instead of fries, etc etc stupid shit
>we fix the order up, server won't even apologize
>busy as fuck
>ring ring ring ring ring
>food dying under heat lamp
>RING RING RING RING
>same server comes to collect
>guy noted down red mussels earlier, red texas style chicken
>"guys, this has been under the heat lamp for too long. did you at least get the order right this time?"
>compose myself, feel the urge to leap over the table and punch his face
>night is one big disaster because of constant fucked up orders, 3 tickets for one table, main course tickets never coming through
>several tables walked away
>one without paying
>having a beer with everyone after tonight
>"well the front side went well guys, kitchen could have been better but it could have been worse."
>mfw I can't even beat this guy because he's the manager's nephew
>mfw stuck with this retard for another 6 days in a row

>>7929918
you realise that children are put in mittens that are pinned to their sleeves because their own finger nails are enough to blind them, right?

babies are dum.