/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7919925
Gotta stick with the classics

I actually like the cookies n creme ones. Which is good cause it seems like everyone else fucking hates them cause they're ALWAYS on sale at my local supermarket. I mean constantly marked to $1 a box, it's ridiculous.

Other than them, I gotta go with unfrosted strawberry.

>>7919968
>>7919928
>strawberry
Strawberry is bottom tier fucking worst. Blueberry is so much better.

Smores and Cherry are top tier. Followed closely by Cookies & Creme and Chocolate Chip.

Strawberry, and cinnamon are my favourites. Cookies & Creme are decent but probably just below those first two.

You can never go wrong with this

none better

Chocolate fudge

These and unfrosted strawberry are literally the only edible tiet Pop Tarts

Cock and taint

Smores is probably my favorite, but I don't eat them often. Growing up the best flavor was vanilla. Cherry and blueberry are tasty too

Those organic cherry pomegranate that a anon above posted look like the best though.

Smores is the GOAT. I thought "unfrosted" was just a punchline and din't actually exist until like six months ago

>>7919925
/ck/ is for cooking you stupid idiot low life shill

>>7920089

god yes favorite. i also love cherry, brown sugar and cinnamon and that's it actually.

Nothing beats smores

>>7920059
holy shit those look choice

>>7920121
>Smores is probably my favorite,
Same.
I think they are the most normal tasting poptart, because the crust is graham cracker, they simply don't have that raw greasy piecrust taste the other kinds have, no matter how long you toast the others. Bleh.

S'mores have a great graham cookie crust that has an icing that gets a little caramelized upon double cycle over-toasting, adding that burned marshmallow campfire effect. Inside are alternating thick ribbons of chocolate fudge and marshmallow. I probably have 1 package as a latenight hot cookie + cold milk snack every 3-4 weeks. Everyone knows about the great shelf life. They don't scream breakfast food to me, a bit on the rich side.

why can't it be fall all year round....

GOD TIER

Mixed Berry

Medium Tier

Any chocolate
Strawberry
Blueberry

Low Tier
Grape

Bottom Tier
Cinnamon

I buy these ones mostly because I like the colors. I like the flavor too but the colors are cool af

>>7920152
Trader Joe's pop tarts beat the shit out of Kellogg's in terms of quality; it's a shame they only make them in like 3 flavors.

Just bought these.
They're alright.

>>7920183
Pumpkin pie ones were fucking amazing, and I never eat pop tarts.

>>7920183
>>7920358
This gave me PTSD holy shit I miss Pumpkin Pie tarts

They were so fucking good if you stuck them in the fridge for a few hours, it was almost as good as the real thing, a damn near close call

Freedom flavored.

>>7920346
ha

Chocolate fudge are my favorites. Strawberry, blueberry, and wild berry I can take or leave. Smores are alright.
Most of the seasonal ones are pretty bad, the absolute worst is the ice cream sundae one. Makes me feel sick just thinking about it.

>>7920015
GOAT

Smores and fudge portarts are disgusting

Cherry. I fucking love Cherry. Why does Cherry seem so underrepresented? I can't find it ANYWHERE anymore on top of it.

What the fuck. It's so good to my nostalgia.

>>7919925
Holy shit, that's a thing? I'm admittedly slightly interested in trying it, but it sounds weird.

Pic related is my favorite with cookies & cream as a close second

hot fudge sundae is a surprisingly good flavor

>>7920565
No, it is a lie anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqdVwZLZu4

>>7920183
the 99 cent store near by sells exclusively pumpkin pie pop tarts. like theres a whole shelf

pic related is official best

>>7920009
You're dat boi

Unflavored un frosted

>>7920346
God they're awful

>>7919925
Is anyone here like 30+

do you remember strawberry pop tarts before they "improved" the flavor in the early 90s

feels bad man...used to be like real strawberry paste in there...i'd have to say my favorite is still strawberry but some of the new flavors are great like crush and fudge sundae is amazing. smores are good.

never liked blueberry, has an acrid taste, the bastard son of pop tarts. people who buy unfrosted pop tarts should be fed into a volcano

>>7919925

The peanutbutter ones, or the brown sugar cinnamon.

>>7920648
My parents were too cheap to buy poptarts. They would get the supermarket generic sometimes.

>>7919925
Those taste like cardboard.

>>7920666
can you eat those things raw? I remember never getting them because I assumed you couldn't. I remember early on they were frozen but I mean, surely they must have made a variety that isn't fucking frozen at some point, right?

>>7920673
They were always a frozen food.

>>7920673
Well, they aren't raw. But you can eat them frozen or thawed. Like pretty much everything else in the frozen aisle. I don't know the labelling laws, but in my experience they usually put "ATTENTION THIS SHIT IS RAW" on anything that absolutely needs to be cooked.

>like 400 calories per package
I like some brown sugar cinnamon poptarts but god damn they aren't THAT good

>>7920690
It would take 5 packs before you ate your daily allowance of calories.

Anyone else make their own flavor combinations?

>Thanksgiving
Spread mash potatoes over a Pop Tart and inject Cranberry Sauce into the middle, works best with Pumpkin Pie tarts for the full holiday taste

>The Subway Experience
Before you toast the Pop Tart coat it in sunflower seeds. Then say 'Toasted Spicy Italian on Honey Oat please' and pretend you are a Subway employee toasting some bread. Then wrap it in deli meat, like salami. Salty and Sweet

>Loose Leaf
Take a nice pot of loose leaf tea and put the pop tart inside and let it steep for a few minutes to give you Tart some nice bitter tea taste

>Fresh Picked
Leave a few Berry flavor Tarts in your yard overnight, or for a few days then go out and pick them and pretend you are foraging for berries. Makes the Berry jelly taste extra real

>My Toaster is BROKEN!
Special flavor, where you burn the bottom 1/3rd of your tart with a torch, then dampen the top 1/3rd with a wet towel and pretend your toaster caught fire when you were cooking it and you had to throw water over. Really tastes like an interesting morning.

>>7920149
Damn this made me realize pop tarts changed their packaging, when did that happen?

>>7920183
Legitimately experiencing bitter pangs of nostalgia.

Fuck.

>>7920435
Cherry is shit in everything.

>>7920089
The best

>>7920707
kek

Smors.

>>7920183
>be Australian
>such flavours do not exist
>pop tarts themselves have only recently been stocked at supermarkets, they used to be a rare treat from lolly shops

>>7920839
But you got fairy bread m8.

>>7920841
But that is only for birthdays.

>>7920842
Eventually you will get more flavors, just never expect seasonal flavors like the ones you quoted.

>>7920850
I really love pumpkin flavours though. It is the one thing I admire about the US.

STEP ASIDE. OBJECTIVELY BEST FLAVOR COMING THROUGH

>>7920880
Pretty Boss Like, FEllow Friend!

>>7919925

>>7920229
I'm getting a buzz just looking at this pic.

>>7920707
i am happy i found /ck/

>>7920342
Why have people become so obsessed with red velvet in the past year? It's not a flavor. It's chocolate came dyed red.

>>7921165
>cake

>>7920897
yea those are good

>Be Mexican
>PopTarts can only be found at Costco
>Costco is memers-only
>I don't need that shit I just want PopTarts
>Few years ago, go with friends mom who constantly shops at Costco
>Gonna get myself some delicious fucking PopTarts
>24 PIECE BOXES ARE LIKE $15 BUCKS
IT'S MY OWN FAULT FOR BEING BORN IN A SHITHOLE

AND NOW I WANT TO TRY THOSE ORANGE CRUSH ONES WHICH I BET ARE USA ONLY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sugar cookie pop tarts are incredible

Despair.

Oh wait, that's all of them

>>7921165
The "recent" red velvet obsession has been going on for a few years now maybe 10. All I know is before 2000 I had never heard of it.
>>7921187
>>7920839
Well when you grow as much cereal as us you can have these treats too.

>>7921187
Nigga just get a passport then come over here and you can get a box of any and every pop tart flavor at Walmart for like a buck.

>>7921258
>Well when you grow as much cereal as us you can have these treats too.
Mexico used too until NAFTA fucked them over to the point were they buy their grains all from us.

>>7921261
>Nigga just get a passport then come over here
>Implying Trump is going to allow me in
>Implying Americunts are totally not going to be hostile towards me for coming from below the border

>>7921278
>>Implying Trump is going to allow me in
Don't be an illegal wetback and it's gucci

>>7921278
Unless you are crossing illegally Trump isn't going to give a fuck also the american southwest is all Mexican and if you don't want people hating on you just go into California then because that state is now majority Mexican and the whites are all libtards who will suck your dick basically. Long story short just get a passport and cross to California then get your pop tarts at Walmart and go back home. Simple as that.

>>7921299
Going to the US by the book still doesn't guarantee that MAGA cucks aren't going to call me illegal and/or harass me.

>>7921302
>just get a passport and cross to California then get your pop tarts at Walmart and go back home
I love how everybody just assumes all mexicunts live near the border.
I'm from the actual motherland, my man. I can't just go back home and be there in 20 minutes after grocery shopping at a Walmart in Texas.

>whites are all libtards who will suck your dick basically
I do like that part though.

>>7921302
>Unless you are crossing illegally
Buddy anyone darker than pasty sunburn blonde, even if their family came over on the mayflower, is going to be given the PAPERS PLEASE act every time they step outside if Trump gets elected

That's why the stormfags love him so much

This isn't about "globalization" or "elites" or whatever. It's about racism, plain and simple.

>>7919925
Cherry or wild berry. Wild berry is sort of a meme but I do like the taste. Cherry is all-around delicious though.

>>7921325
I am doomed to die in the third world.

>>7921323
>>7921325

You assholes keep bitching only because that's exactly how you'd treat people if you had any power to. Normal people aren't as fucked up as you are.

>>7921323
>I love how everybody just assumes all mexicunts live near the border.
>I'm from the actual motherland, my man. I can't just go back home and be there in 20 minutes after grocery shopping at a Walmart in Texas.
Well good for you I was just trying to help you out no need to be a dick about it man

>I do like that part though.
Reasons why most illegals go to California due to the state being run by liberals to the point were they rarely enforce the illegal rule and they are so leftist that police officers in places like San Francisco and Los Angeles in some cases refused to arrest illegals. So if you are so fucking worried about trumpfags harassing you then don't go to fucking Texas or Arizona then just go to leftist states like New Mexico or California where the libfags will kiss your ass to the point where you don't even need to stop speaking Spanish in places like Walmart and shit also California border patrol are more lenient then Texas per say were they won't rip your entire car apart searching for drugs.

>>7921323
Have you never traveled abroad? Even if someone did give you shit, your passport would vindicate you.

>>7921325
>is going to be
Surely this statement is grounded in fact, and not completely invented by a foreigner with no real understanding of the country or the election. You DO have a reason for thinking this, right? Surely it's not just baseless fear-mongering! I'm sure someone as well-informed as you can provide a link to this irrefutable evidence.

>>7921325
No it is about specism. There are whites and then a lot of critters crawling around on all fours calling themselves human.
>>7921323
Someone has never heard of a residence inn.

>>7921355

Dear god, the stupid.

California and Texas closed up their borders in the 70s and 80s, which is when the coyote routes shifted to Arizona (which is a far more dangerous trip). It has nothing to do with liberal/conservative.

There are sanctuary cities, but given these include Dallas and Houston pretending it's some liberal plot is just being stupid.

Of course, Trump voters are notoriously low-information, so . . . .

> shit also California border patrol are more lenient

>not understanding that border patrol, or ICE, is a federal agency and not state

>>7921355
>I was just trying to help you out no need to be a dick about it man
Oh... Sorry I didn't mean to be rude.
>libfags will kiss your ass to the point where you don't even need to stop speaking Spanish
Oh no worries about that, Spanish is the first thing I would drop. I have no love for this place, I just want to get out.

But thanks for the information, this will be helpful in the future.

>>7921352
h-haha joke's on you, my hometown has absolutely no tourism, I've never talked to an American in face to face.

>>7921357
I haven't. I just assumed everybody was an asshole because every time I mention I want to get out of this shithole either Mexicunts call me a traitor or Amerifats pull the "Stay where you are shitskin" card. Even outside 4Chins.

Of course I would consider other countries before USA if I had the opportunity to leave, I just don't want people reminding me of this place that I hate with a passion, but there's some USA exclusive junk food I want to try before I die.

>>7921359
Nope. What is that?

>>7921385
>American in face to face
American face to face**
I was going to say "In person".

>>7921365
Are you retarded? Border Patrol Officers in each state like California for example are from California and I know Border Agencies are Federal but still their officers are from the state they patrol.

>California and Texas closed up their borders in the 70s and 80s, which is when the coyote routes shifted to Arizona (which is a far more dangerous trip). It has nothing to do with liberal/conservative.
I know dipshit I just said that is were illegals settle the most due to California's relaxed laws on illegal immigration

>There are sanctuary cities, but given these include Dallas and Houston pretending it's some liberal plot is just being stupid.
Both of those especially Houston are liberal cities but I was talking about California's Police officers in some major cities there in some cases letting illegals go not sanctuary cities

>Of course, Trump voters are notoriously low-information, so . . . .
Who the fuck said I was voting for trump? You seem like the retard to me.

>>7921357
> a foreigner with no real understanding of the country
well, yes. I have slightly darker skin than you, and I live in a city, so obviously I am not a real american
>>7921352
"normal people" are people like me. multicultural, urban, educated individuals who don't cower in fear at the sight of someone different. but yes, if I had the power to revoke voting rights from people like you, I would, for my own protection.

>>7921385
You're fucking retarded if you think we act the same as mestizos. A lot of Americans don't like it, but it's not like you're going to get harassed or beaten up like you would do to us.

Mestizos have an average IQ of like 85 (people around this number are prone to violence) and your government and La Raza receive billions in foreign bribes to ensure the average Mexican mestizo is as xenophobic and hostile as possible. Your government is run by a literal racial supremacist group.

My god, you people have no perspective at all. Don't treat us like we're you. If Americans were actually xenophobic and racist you couldn't even get into the country, yet there are millions of you here. Where are the anti-Mexican mass shootings? Vigilantes? Gangs? Protests? Doesn't exist, fuck you.

This is a fucking cooking board. This thread is about fucking POP TARTS. What the hell is wrong with you? You were told to visit the US and eat some toaster pastries. That advice is correct and whatever obstacles you're imagining are just that: imagined.

>>7921385
You're welcome m8 and hopefully you do get a chance to live here because the shit is nice but just don't go the illegal route and Trump (I am not voting for him or anyone for that matter just to make it clear for that other faggot that is claiming I support him) said recently that he'll try to make Mexican immigration easier the legal way to curb illegal immigration which is smart I agree due to just building a wall isn't going to do shit unless you curb the source of the problem as well. You can look it up on YT if you like but he said this or his son said it for him on either Fox News or CNN but ironically if you do wish to move here then a Trump Presidency would be easier for you to come here the legal way.

>>7921430
>I have slightly darker skin than you
>if I had the power to revoke voting rights from people like you, I would
You see, we call this "racism."

>>7921401

>but still their officers are from the state they patrol.

Which has fuckall to do with anything, you fucking retard

>Both of those especially Houston are liberal cities

NO TRUE SCOTSMAN!!!!!!

> but I was talking about California's Police officers in some major cities there in some cases letting illegals go not sanctuary cities

Translation - you don't know what a sanctuary city is

>>7921385
Residence Inn is a chain of hotels that include amenities in your room like toasters, microwaves, and ovens iirc so it is like you are living in a residence.

>>7921430
>your government and La Raza receive billions in foreign bribes to ensure the average Mexican mestizo is as xenophobic and hostile as possible. Your government is run by a literal racial supremacist group.
Don't compare me to "La Raza" those are the kind of faggots that make me hate this country.

But you're right, I'm sorry for derailing the thread.

>>7921434
Thanks dude, I never really had an opinion on any of the candidates but at this point I just hope the lesser of two evils wins.

>>7921451
That must be nice.
That must also be expensive as fuck.

>>7921435
I had no problem with you until you had a problem with me
>>7921453
>Don't compare me to "La Raza" those are the kind of faggots that make me hate this country.
What the hell are you talking about? I never said anything about "la raza" and the only people who think obama is a racial supremacist are nutjobs like you

Smore, definitely.

>>7919925

Alright, how does that flavor taste to you? I'm starting to see some weird ass flavors like that one, watermelon and maple bacon.

I GUESS watermelon isn't that weird since it's a fruit, but still.

>>7921440
>Which has fuckall to do with anything, you fucking retard
Yeah it does since you said since Border Patrol is Federal it doesn't effect the officers and how lax they are in each state and I refuted that by pointing out that Border Patrol has their officers from each state and therefore are effected by their state's culture and politics which since California is largely leftist and Mexican Culturally so therefore more relax on the border patrol then Texas or Arizona

>NO TRUE SCOTSMAN!!!!!!
Wrong, I just said I was talking about California and you were saying that Cities like Houston and Dallas weren't leftist and they are lenient too on illegals just not the State itself unlike California which is the whole state

>Translation - you don't know what a sanctuary city is
I do I just mistyped my sentence due to me being on a phone and the end was a copy paste I accidentally put and I apologize for that.

>>7920880

MY. FUCKING. NIGGA.

These babies dethroned hot fudge sunday.

>>7921453
>That must also be expensive as fuck.
Compared to other mid-tier chains not really. It is about the same. Pricing of hotels is more dependent on location and maybe time of year.

>>7920059
>tj's pop tarts
Muh nigga

>>7920880
>>7920089
The ones without the shelled outsides are OBJECTIVELY superior to regular

>>7921187
They sell them here in sonora at SAMs and walmart.

>>7920015
This and some peanut butter.

>>7919980
This.

>>7922493
>>7922017
Thanks for reminding me I was still in a thread about poptarts

>>7920229
One of my favorite flavors

I don't like poptarts

>went to local grocery store
>head to the little poptart section
>generic strawberry, blueberry, brown sugar cinnamon, smores
>real poptarts strawberry, blueberry, brown sugar cinnamon, smores
fucking hell where are the fun flavors. you bastards got me all excited for poptarts and I got blueberryballs from hell.

>eating garbage instead of the real deal

I actually like the chocolate chip cookie dough one a lot, but I'll eat any kind of poptart.

You can call me fat now.

>>7919968
>unfrosted strawberry
kill yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4dTxB6Y2iQ

>Best pop tarts ever made
>Color changing sprinkles, wild berry taste

Go back to /pol/ dumb faggots arguing in a poptart thread. Cookie dough disappointed me, but the brown sugar the shit

I'd kill for these to come back. Hopefully they do this year.

>>7920183
Oh god, I only eat the pumpkin pie ones. So good.

>>7920183
This one looks really apetizing

>>7921165
From what I've gathered, it appears to be some marketer trying to push a new meme food onto black women for profit and artificial cultural identity.

Sort of like how everyone's mother, sister, spouse, and female house-pets went WILD over epic Nutella 5-6 years ago.

>>7919925
Fuck that disgusting shit.
Pic related frozen is my favorite

a e s t h e t i c

Listen to the Yehhti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZDvKdSeVF0

But for real ever since I saw this commercial fudge/smores for cold. fruit for warm

>>7919925
That new root beer flavor is actually pretty dank. It sort of reminds me of coffee cake. That orange crush one though is kind of gross, takes like super tart orange candy.

As for regular flavors, Smores, Cookies and Creme, blueberry, and good old cinnamon are my favorites.

>>7920627
commit suicide

>>7919925
the cookie dough kind usually

the cinnamon kind if I'm super hungry, for some reason they really fill me up

Post worst poptart flavors

Pic very related

>>7920015
THIS.

actually eating this right now <3

>>7923006
My Hannafords stock sucks too. That's why you go to a real supermarket like Shoprite.

>>7923227
>the flavor is blue raspberry
>not a real fucking flavor
Kill yourself.

>>7923023
>had these once in Austria
>could never remember the name

HERO

>>7920183
That choco lantern looks SPOOKY

>>7926186
3spoopy5me, right?

>>7920015
jeez that chloe morantz is slipping further by the day

>>7919925
wildberry=cherry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chocolate chip>blueberry>>>>>>>>>>strawberry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

>>7920229
>>7920015
these two are the best, but I'm fine with anything that isn't fucking cherry or strawberry

>>7920089
Agree

>>7920015
my nigga

>>7920760

>>7926456
Those terrible jokes, internet memes, and twitter hashtags are what keep bringing me back.

>>7926456
>shit pickle

every time

>>7920015
God yes. Got so fat eating these every day 2 at a time as a teen.

Strawberry son

>>7920559
I eat these frozen. It's the only way to eat them desu

Toasterfags GTFO

>>7920572
>A&W
>Orange Crush
>but no Dr Pepper or 7up flavor

>>7920089
I just spent 30 dollars (over half of it shipping) on ebay to try some fucking pop-tarts

why did i do that

>>7923408
I was so fucking mad when they changed the frosting on these.
Tried the orange ones out of morbid curiosity, they're actually okay. Not as good as the pink lemonade, though. That being good was out of the fucking blue.
Anybody remember "Wild Strawberry", or some such? It was on shelves very briefly, but was great because it was tangier than normal, and therefore much closer to an actual strawberry.

Wild berry is the best in flavour and visual. It's just the best looking.
I did get some of the bacon ones for my gf as a joke because they were on sale, she loves bacon, and T H I C C.
Turns out they're actually pretty tasty. I'd only eat like 1/4 at a time though.

>>7919925
The one that burned my little fingers and glued onto the top of my mouth like molten hot lava and scarred my childhood, but I kept eating them anyway.

You gotta get the brown sugar flavor with black coffee

Comfy town

>>7924925
Natural and
>Artificial Flavors
>troll harder boyo

>>7926251
UNDERRATED

Frozen Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tarts are the GOAT

>>7927297
Why would you want a high testosterone Asian gf? Also why would you turn into a wide hipped drunk Asian slut bending over because you don't have a high testosterone Asian gf? Do you think presenting like female animals do in the wild will get you the tranny of your dreams?

>>7921246
I loved those but it wasnt really a breakfast thing. liked putting a scoop of chocolate chip ice cream on top though

>>7927005
How many boxes did you buy?

<3

>>7927340
>snot icing
:<

>>7927339
I bought a single 16-pack.

>>7927318
LOWTESTERS PLS GO AND STAY GO

>>7927353
It's not snot icing, it's "Ogre icing". Educate yourself before you misgender someone.

>>7927370
So what comes out of my nose is actually ogre icing?

>>7927368
I don't think not wanting a tranny is the test for low testosterone.

>>7919925

>>7921187
Do a sweets exchange with an American, Mexifriend. Trade poptarts for some crazy spicy mango shit or whatever you guys eat.

>>7927466
Gross

Brown sugar cinnamon
If I want something sweet then smores(toasted)

>>7923023
Can I buy these on break, keep them in my pocket while working, and sneak bites while my supervisor isn't working?
No?

FUCK OFF

>>7927753
Enjoy your pocket lint tarts

>>7920015
God tier reached

Elder god tier: Wildberry
Shit tier: Everything else

>>7924471
i thought it was okay.

better than the orange one.

>Russian
>Haven't ever seen any sort of toaster pastries

>>7919925
Unfrosted strawberry.

Strawberry is a classic, but I get Brown Sugar Cinnamon when I can.

I'm really hoping that with the phone game and the new generation coming out, that Pokémon will get as big as it was in 2000.

Then I can have these glorious bastards again.

>>7921246
I've never seen these in my life and would love to try them. Hope they still make them

>>7920707
ebin

>>7927009
I got to try the cherry but not strawberry. Definitely my second favorite and best poptart I've had in a while.

>>7920707
Kek

I never ate pop tarts as a kid, my mom said they had too much sugar. I'm going to the store in a few what should be the first pop tart flavor I buy

>>7920880
My fucking nigga, these are so fucking good I swear, fucking cinnamon roll masterace is on the rise

>>7930229
Read the thread and decide m8, every flavour has been mentioned

>>7930229
Start with the basics, Blueberry or Strawberry.

>>7927317
Put these mofos in the freezer.