/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7899728
i jerk off into errbody's food.

I worked drunk about 90% of the time. this did not impede my ability to make a burger

>Five Guys
Best part
>Free fast food that is actually pretty fresh. Even the laziest of stoners there will throw shit away if it looks like it might be a health issue, we also have our own health inspectors that check audit us 4 times a month and secret shoppers sometimes twice a week

Worst part
>They are extremely corporate, and they show it. One of the worst ways is the tip system
Essentially they take 37 dollars out of your total monthly pay, and you make it back through tips that are divided at the end of the night.
If you dont make enough tips then they just add the rest on to the first paycheck of the next month
So really it's not so much actual tips as it is them paying you the money that they fucking owe you for working there.
The upside is supposed to be if you make MORE than 37 for the month in tips, then you get to keep it. This never happens

>>7899799
>dat tip system

should be fucking illegal, the customers don't tip the company, they tip the workers

>>7899801

It is illegal

>>7899728
I worked for dominos for about a month and the inside crew are fucking disgusting

>>7899801
The worst part is the only person who actually "gets" the tips is the person on register,everyone actually making the food has no influence. So if you have a socially awkward retard new hire who clams up when the customer makes a joke, guess what? You're getting shit for tips that night.
This often leads to us hiring someone who specifically does register (usually a cute nice girl, or a friendly older guy)
But they literally do nothing else to help out.

>>7899803
My boss explained to me once that they get around it by calling it an "incentive" program on all legal documents. And because they technically do give you all the money that you worked for they make the case that it's actually better because you get a little bit of money from your paycheck every night ISNT THAT JUST FUCKING CUTE!?

>>7899799
So they take 37 dollers PER MONTH?

Thats not too bad. Hell, you make more than 2 dollers a day you are golden.

Thats honestly sub 1% of your pay.

>>7899817
It would be if we got that much
Most I've gotten so far is 5 a night
Usually it's literally a dollar with 2 on weekends

> tipping at a fast food joint

>>7899826
So by week 2-3 you already made your money back.

I understand what they are trying to do, they just went about it all wrong.

I work at whataburger, work there for 4 years, you get profit shareing (aka, free money). As a manager i get a percent of the stores profit IF i do my job (or rather, every manager does their job). I think five guys could do that no problem, especially due to the lower labor costs associated with the store. (I only ever seen 7 of you faggots max, i run 12-14 people on dinner)

Nothing better than oil in your eye from the grill during a rush and everyone leaving the line while your litterly going blind trying to finish an order by yourself. I dont get payed enough for this shit, the next time you shits leave im pouring oil in your eyes.

>>7899858
Wew laddy. Why the fuck would they leave? Where was your management?

Worked at a Burger King over the summer
>working in the back, everyone has a headset on so they can start making orders being made in the drivethru as soon as possible.
>Some lady drives up and you could hear several kids squealing in the back of her car
>She asks for 2 "big-ass burgers"
>manager replies "We don't have those" or something along those lines
>eventually end up making a few double whoppers

>>7899858
Shit sucks

>>7899872
I work nights, i have seen some shit

>drive though has a turn
>dumbass drunk kid, after he orders, slams on the gas, goes around the curve
>fishtales and looses control,
>i see it comeing and grab my front window person and pull him out of the way
>guy goes into the grass, pushes a big ass electrical transformer through my wall
>cause a small fire
>jewfro kid with daddys brotruck freaks out, throws it in reverse and runs.
>only reason he got away was due to the (now ruined) ranch hand heavy duty brushguard/pushbar

Fuck that kid.

I could go on and on.

>>7899858
New GM is a wreak and can't stay on the line or in store. Manger is brand new and can hardly make a bun, leaves to answer cellphone. Only loyal crew member on register, crew member leaves to get lobby (wtf line to the door) other crew member needs to use restroom apperntly take a shit, it was 15mins.
I miss my old boss.

>McDonald's
Nothing. I cannot think of one thing I liked outside of one of my managers.

Taking out the trash was probably the best part because I was able to get away from fucking everything and sit by the dumpsters for a while.

I want to kill myself when I am wearing the uniform

Chipotle new hire for a month.
Worked everything front of the store excluding register. So basically when you walked in I was that guy saying "Hi, Welcome to Chipotle, how may I help you?." I also did the tortilla press, salsa, rolling, etc.

First off, most of the customers we get are nice, and they're relatively well-mannered. They come in knowing what to order and know what to expect. This is Chipotle, not a Michelin-star restaurant, but it will sure as hell be better quality food than your local McDonalds. Most of our ingredients I personally vouch for (The sour cream is legit and so is our cheese). But ever since the whole shitstain incidents with our e.coli outbreak and various other fuck-ups (some due to employees' fault at a certain location, other due to the culture of management, and others not even being our fault and due to our supplier's fault but it ends up getting slapped on us, etc.), a ton of shit changed behind-the-scenes. Recipe for our steak has changed, basically it'll never be as good as it once was due to a new method of cooking it (we don't even really "cook" it, we just heat it up but we use a grill to fool you into thinking we did some fancy ass live grilling, in reality steak is all pre-cooked and packaged, as is our carnitas, barbacoa, sofritas. The only meat we actually "cook" live on the grill is our chicken).

>>7899906
to add to this. Never get our lettuce (whether it's the larger cuts of romaine that you get served in salad bowls, or the regular-sized cuts of lettuce you see at the end of the line. It's all the same shitty pre-packaged lettuce from a central producer that gets shipped to us). I don't trust the lettuce at Chipotle.


Because of the recent company fuck-ups, there's a new policy saying all employees working the line have to wash their hands once every hour (we call this "Top-of-the-hour), with this giant fucking loud alarm beeping to remind us. So even if we're in the middle of helping out a customer or getting through the dinnertime evening rush, we have to take off our gloves, wash our fucking hands, and put on a new pair of gloves (which are actually hard to put on right after washing your hands since they're still moist and at a fast-casual place like Chipotle time is literally money and wasted time means pissed off customers but hey I can't do anything about it because we don't want anymore e.coli outbreaks and shit).

Amongst other things, after a few fuck-ups we had to change up a lot of things behind the store about what goes on, and in turn the quality of our food (in my opinion) has drastically changed (because you have to balance food that tastes delicious, is safe, and is served at a reasonable time. You can't have all three, you can only pick two at a time).

>>7899909
also if you're ordering a burrito and you slap on all three salsas along with guacamole and sour cream don't expect it to be delicate and perfectly rolled. Some sauce and juices and shit will leak out and shit will get messy so you better be able to eat it with a spoon or have some napkins on hand, or just ask for the sauces to be put into side-cups next time.

>>7899913
Hahahah, people can be so retarded.

>I WANT A BURGER ON A SMALL BUN EXTRA VEGGIES CUT IN HALF!
>BAAAWWWW WHY IS IT MESSY?

Because you are fucking retarded sir.

Seriously, about 1 in every 5 people are full blown retard.

>>7899909
Interesting read. I got Chipotle a couple times in the past few weeks and I noticed the quality had gone down.

>>7899909
Subscribed.

>just shut for the night at KFC
>walk in to toilets to fill up paper towels and wipe down mirrors
>see this
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>be at mcd
>working the grill with a stupid chubby muzzie chick coworker
>she prepares something wrong because she couldn´t read the kitchen monitor
>i tell her shoe should think about glasses if she can´t read the monitor
>manager later tells me she complained about me because i told her she needs glasses

>>7900009
You got me to laugh. Good job.

>>7899728
Before I went into the Army, I worked at McDonalds. I gave away more food than I sold. As long as you are seen "ringing up" someone, you are golden. You can pass on 4 big macs for the cost of a small fry.

>>7900018

why

>>7899799
> muh tips
you aren't entitled to anything you lazy fuck

>>7900019
Because why not. I enjoyed feeding people for free.

Call me a communist. I loved doing it.

>>7900019
>Call me a communist.
>Fights for capitalism in middle East

>>7900065
What the fuck do I care? I'm not fighting for an idea or political cause. I fight for the man next to me.

you can be completeyl careless and no one fucking cares.

at some places co workers even will look at you like an idiot if you do things carelessly

>being past high school age and working in fast food

>>7900140
>not going to college and earning a few bucks on the side

>>7899924
OP asked for people's experiences, and that guy gave experiences to you.

Are you a mental defective?

>>7899906
>Chipotle

>>7900068
Does telling yourself that make you feel better about being a puppet for the government?

>>7900201
Take your shit to /pol/ or something. This board is about cooking and food for fuck's sake

>>7899906
>Recipe for our steak has changed, basically it'll never be as good as it once was due to a new method of cooking it (we don't even really "cook" it, we just heat it up but we use a grill to fool you into thinking we did some fancy ass live grilling, in reality steak is all pre-cooked and packaged, as is our carnitas, barbacoa, sofritas.
Damn son this explains why it's so mediocre lately
I worked at a Chipotle for a few months and the steak used to be a highlight

I worked at McDonald's for 8 months or so while in high school, never saw anything bad happen.

>>7900289

you smelled the /pol/cat, too
Dunning-Kruger effect strikes again

Worked at Little Skeezers for 4 years. Half of my time there was before the 'hot-n'ready' when half of the sales were those deep dish za's! Soon as we switched to hot-n-ready seemed like quality went down down down. Had premaid sheetouts, rolled the dough at less weight, etc... Miss the Old Little Skeezers.

>>7899909
I worked at Outback Steakhouse off and on for eight years. Every single time I washed my hands it was with cold water and no soap. Every single time.

Even after pooping m8's ;^)

Liquor store senior supervisor for 2 years before I left. I covered 4 stores, including my own, in my local area and dealt with just about anything you can imagine. The stories are endless.

>Special Shoplifting Deal Story
>The Iceman Story
>Bitches and Boyfriends Story
>The French Offensive Story
>Old Milwaukee Clean Out Story
>That's My Cart Story
>That's Not Your ID Story

The list fucking goes on. If anyone wants to hear any of them, or if they have any questions about working in the Canadian liquor industry, ask away.

>>7901511
What's the French Offensive?

>>7901511

As an example:

>Opening at 10:00am
>Have a rep in the store chatting with me at the counter
>Notice a truck in the parking lot a little ways from the store
>Clearly intoxicated driver and even more intoxicated passenger
>Female passenger gets out and vomits all over the base of a tree
>Looks like a crack addict, hollow cheeks, greasy hair, revealing clothing that only shows off shit you don't want to see
>Wanders into the store while the driver parks on the median
>Not selling her shit but I'll wait until she gets up to the counter
>Brings up our cheapest mickey of vodka
>"Yeah, you're not buying that here."
>"What? Why not??"
>"You're drunk and you just threw up in the parking lot."
>"No I'm not drunk I just have pneumonia."
>Still has vomit on her chin and breasts at this point
>"Yeah, okay. Sorry but I'm not selling you anything."
>Sneers and points at me and my rep
>"You guys are a bunch of squares! What's it like to a square HUH??? YOU EVER HAD FUN??"
>Wanders off at this point and out to the truck
>Throws up on the door and the guy leaves his bumper attached to the median
>Cops arrest them approximately 15 minutes later

from my brother's stories it's a bunch of retards trying their best to not work

>>7901524

>Red Prius rips into my only handicap spot
>two clearly young people with no placard or sticker
>obviously not handicapped
>well within ID required range
>driver comes in
>has sweatpants at his knees, another pair of sweats underneath with some curly ass melato hair and a big ass hoodie
>brings a bottle of the finest vodka
>smirnoff watermelon
>"You got some ID there, champ?"
>says "No" in a very, very thick Quebecois accent
>"Alright well you need some government issued ID to buy alcohol."
>"Well how can I be underage if I drove the car here?"
>not sure where to even begin explaining that his argument is already fucked
>after a few minutes back and forth he leaves and tries to get his girlfriend in the car to buy it for him
>try to explain that if he doesn't have ID, then he cant get his present company to purchase it for him
>his gf comes in and throws a $20 on the counter and tries to buy it
>explain thats not how it works
>a few minutes prior, one of my regular customers, one all of us actually like, comes into the store
>Frenchie's GF calls me a little bitch
>before I can kick her in the cunt, my regular customer jumps in
>screaming match starts between her and the gf
>guy is in between both of them trying to get the fight to stop while also yelling at me and my associate
>tell them to get the fuck out
>GF punches regular in the shoulder
>regular customer swings back and hits her square in the fucking forehead
>like literally dead center in the forehead
>couldnt believe the accuracy of the punch
>associate calls the police while I kick the two out of the store
>guy starts yelling telling us that we've disrespected him and he'll take any one of us any day any time
>grab him by the shirt and shove him out onto the sidewalk
>lock the door and they speed off
>tell regular customer not to come back for a week until it cools down
>cops come and take reports
>quit the next week

>once worked at a carls jr across from a mcdonalds
>people always bitched about the prices as if the shmuck at the counter is the one who decided to raise their spicy chicken sandwich by 15 cents
>kept coming to us anyway
>okay your total is ____
>THAT'S TOO MUCH
>attempts to argue with the cash register's math

usual shit

>>7899847
>I work at whataburger, work there for 4 years, you get profit shareing
gonna call bullshit, dad was a general manager for 10 years and never once mentioned this

>>7901579

I could read liquor store stories all day, got any more? Ill give you an internet.

>>7901511
What's the "that's not your ID" story?

If I was a hiring manager, I'd never hire blacks.

Niggers treat these jobs like it's your privilege that they do any work for you. Half of them don't show up to shifts. Steal/eat food non stop.

I'd hire all latinos & asians.

>>7899728

>17
>Working at pizza hut
>Buffet runner, so moving through kitchen quickly
>Walking by the cut table for some new za's I'm going to take out
>cutter guy hasn't wiped up floor recently, covered in loose toppings and grease
>Slip on grease, elbow catches a deep dish from off the counter
>Slam head on ground, get covered in burning hot za
>Whole kitchen laughs
>End up with burns on chest
>Have to finish shift anyways

>>7901667

Choose any from this post to start.
>>7901511

>>7901675

>very young kid comes in
>looks kind of familiar, but in a way where im not 100% sure
>he pretends to browse for a while

Let me make something clear here. If you are underage and are trying to get away with buying alcohol, browsing for a while does not help make you look any less suspicious. 80 - 90% of people who enter a liquor store know what they want or at least some variation thereof. Aimless browsing identifies you as either one of three profile types.

1. Underage
2. Shoplifter
3. Someone who actually doesn't know what they want (rare)

>kid brings up a bottle of spiced rum
>its the weekend, he looks young, avoids eye contact, didn't grab any mix or chase, doesn't make conversation
>"You got some ID on you, buddy?"
>hands me his ID
>look at it closely because I don't think everything will add up
>legit ID
>look at the photo
>went to high school with the guy like 4 years ago
>this kid is not that guy
>hand him the ID back
>"So how's your brother doing?"
>he puts the ID back and leaves without saying a word

Also caught a few kids because no one bothers memorizing their fake ID's postal code or zip code if they're using an American ID.

>>7901691
>If I was a hiring manager, I'd never hire blacks.
>I'd hire all latinos & asians.

Smart man.

>>7900187
>hepatitis outbreak
>In March and April 2008, the Community Epidemiology Branch of the San Diego County Health and Human Services Agency traced a hepatitis A outbreak in San Diego County to a single Chipotle restaurant located in La Mesa, California in which over 20 customers, but no employees, had tested positive for the virus

Jesus fucking Christ. How the fuck does that even happen?

>>7901691
White guys are the worst. They always steal expensive equipment if they can get away with it.

>18
>Was a shift manager at Pizza Hut
>A bunch of these guys ordered food after going to the beer store next door
>We talk a little as they pay and give me some of their beers as a tip
>Put the beers in the drink cooler since it was about 2 hours before I could go home
>Close the store but forgot the beers
>They're up front with all the drinks and I don't come back in until afternoon the next day
>Come in to work and see empty beer cans on the counter and my manager and other coworkers jokingly ask how my night was

>>7901730

Can confirm, am white and stole kitchen equipment from pizza hut. Am the same anon from the above pizza hut story.

>>7901730
Nope. Orientals are the worst. They don't close out half the orders and pocket the money.

>>7901691
>Half of them don't show up to shifts.

This.

And you're something, like 500% more likely to be sued for frivolous reasons. Niggers think the only reason they ever get fired is "muh race"... not that they're lazy ass shitty workers or anything.

>>7901778

I'd take 1 good asian back kitchen worker over 10 niggers who don't show up and don't work.

>>7900009
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

you walked into the toilet?

>>7900068
I knew grunts were delusional but this is hilarious.

>>7901065
studies show that water temperature is not actually important for hand-washing.
you could not keep your hands in water hot enough to kill bacteria long enough to do the job. its all about dat dere soapy lather.

>>7899728
Arent fries unhealthy enough for americlaps? You need to add another layer of fat?

>>7901790
Spotted the newfag

>>7901738
Anthony?

>>7901788
My GM just hired a bunch of fucking jamaicans :'[

>shift manager at Taco Bell
>whole shift is going great
>thunderstorm starts outside
>everything is going fine until 2 workers here some thunder
>the first was on line making food
>she is mid 40s
>starts screaming like a little girl and can no longer make food since she is afraid of thunder
>second worker is taking orders in drive thru
>she is late 30s
>"uh uh momma told me no phones"
>hands me the headset and says she can no longer take orders
>we are in the middle of lunch rush
I can't stand the latter worker. The fucking headset is wireless. She was in no danger at all.

>another day at Taco Bell
>lady wants to see a manager
>I go up to see her
>"The women's bathroom is fucking disgusting!"
>go to check it out
>it's fucking disgusting
>get the girl working front register to clean it
>15 min later I go to check on her
>bathroom is clean, but she is traumatized
>console and thank her a bit since the bathroom was really that bad before cleaned
>she goes to wash her hands and she almost scraping the skin off her hands
>tell her that we have a bigger sink in the back if she really wants a deep clean
>we go to the back and the sink is full of our disgusting re-fried beans
>literally looks like a sink full of shit
>I try to hold back the laughter as she almost pukes

>>7899728

Profit sharing is NOT free money, that shit comes out of your wages. Same thing with 401k. It really pisses me off how corporations try to act like they're giving you something good and people actually buy it.

>>7902040
Mean to quote-
>>7899847

>>7901691
>If I was a hiring manager, I'd never hire blacks.

this. they never show up for work, and when they do, it's constant stealing and doing everything but work. and even if you manage to get them to do any work at all, it's wrong. they'll fuck everything up. i still don't know if it's their laziness and entitlement that makes them fuck off, or if they're just that dumb.

>>7902040
Thats 100% wrong, if you are hourly. There is no way to "take it out", or include it as base pay.

401k comes out of your wages, profit shareing does not.

>>7900140
>working
>ever in your lifetime
Top wagekek

>>7899728
how does five guys get their burgers so charred like that

Jimmy Johns
>nothing to cook
>barely any dishes
>hardly anyone sits down to eat so very little to clean up
>only like 10 ingredients total
>lettuce somehow manages to get absolutely everywhere in the store though

Pretty laid back desu.

Some co-worker had cut his finger and put a bandaid on it, nothing else. Making meatmalls it slipped off and he didn't notice.
Customer not too happy chewing on it.

>we wake up early
>get into the fast food restaurant
>go behind the counter
>decides who will do what for the day
>we take your order
>some of us clean the restaurant
>we serve your food
>eventually our shift is over
>we close the store
>rinse and repeat the next day

what the fuck you were expecting? A soap opera? Catching up with the kardashians? Drama?

Life ain't like TV, american. 99% of the time people just want to go on with their lifes with little to no issues at all.

There was only once a jerk tried to temper with an annoying client food but we rat him out to our manager and he was fired on spot. Fucking piece of shit, should be banned from working at the food industry at any position.
No client should be punished the price for your lack of maturity, personal problems or lack of morals. No matter how annoying they are, it's our job to serve them the best we can. Even if we're not doing it for the rest of our life.

>>7902671
Someones bitter.

>>7901511
Hit me with The Iceman Story, senpai

>>7902671
>I'm a boring faggot and I'm gonna make you all read how mad I am about it
Literally suck my actual dick

>>7902671
>oops a couple people called out
>now everybody has to do the work of 1.5-2 people for the same pay
>management decides people should be doing tasks they're not good at
>the guy with bad hearing should take orders up front
>the Korean girl who barely understands English should work drive-thru
>the 70 year-old Hispanic grandpa that also doesn't understand English should stuff
>the guy who was in a car wreck and is now literally retarded should be the steamer (first position) on line
>meanwhile the assistant manager will stay in the office the entire shift talking with her husband because he's paranoid and insane and won't leave her alone for 5 minutes
>nobody has the time to clean anything
>24h location that never closes
>asst manager on breakfast goes apeshit if everything isn't spotless and her shift has to lift a finger
I mean, I'm glad you had a good time working wherever you did, but 95% of the time working in fast food you get stuck with shitters that make working there difficult.
>management will never fire anybody, unless they steal, fight, or swear at customers, because they have to meet turnover goals

>>7901579
>says "No" in a very, very thick Quebecois accent

Of course.
Who else would it be but the fucking Quebecois

>>7901817
Don't talk shit about animal style.

>Work at KFC/Taco bell store
>Was fry cook for KFC
>First job so I was gonna suck alot of dicks to not get fired
>High expectations
>Literally just me doing the job of 3 people
>Have to mop and throw out trash while making sure chicken wasn't out
>Literally worked 15 hour shifts when fag #2 called off
>Told I'll be working front now because competent
>Its better but now I'm in charge of everything in the lobby, assembly line, cash register
>Boss man tried to promote me to assistant manager
>But it takes more than 4 months to even start the training
>Still makes me do assistant manager job
>Eventually after a year I quit due to school and can't work full time
>mfw only got $8.25 per hour with no over time due to company policy of not allowing over time

Christ I was such a bottom bitch i'm cringing at why I even bothered to do a good job in fast food

Got more stories if anyone is interested

>>7902717

One of the more strange ones.

>Late night shift
>Coming up on probably midnight
>General rule of thumb with night shifts is that the customer count lowers as it gets later, but the customers tend to get crazier
>A few regular people stream in and out, late night workers off shift whatever
>A larger group comes in
>Obviously not all together but they pulled in at the same time
>Also a single younger chick by herself and seems a little tipsy
>Me and my associate ring their stuff through, no problem
>Time to close up the store
>Lock doors and start closing duties
>Go into the cooler to face and fill

The cooler at my old location was not a walk in, for reference.

>Start filling up the big sellers like Corona, Bud, Canadian, etc. The usual shit
>Notice that there's a small stack of 15pks that's toppled over
>Not really unusual but it was strange since I hadn't been in the cooler and neither had my associate
>Walk over to fix it and find the above mentioned female passed out against the back wall
>Associate had left the cooler's back entrance open and the larger roll up door in the upwards position
>When the doors are left like that it really does resemble a walk in cooler
>She's completely fucking demolished
>Cans of fucking Labatt Blue all over the floor
>She's kind of lopsided and folded over with her head hung down over her chest
>Little pool of vomit in the fold of her jacket
>Call my associate in and tell him to phone to EMTs while I check her vitals
>She's been in there close to two hours and that cooler was fucking cold trust me
>Clear the beer away and put her into recovery position
>Check pulse and she's still breathing unfortunately
>Get her coherent enough to stand and help her out
>Lay her down in the office and police and paramedics arrive
>Find out later that alcohol and ketamine don't necessarily mix
>Spend an extra like 2 hours cleaning vomit and dealing with the boys in blue
>Get home at 4am
>Rinse and repeat

>>7902793

Had more problems with those fucking frogs than anyone else, man.

Entitled cocksuckers.

>>7902733
>>7902694

Mad? Did I sound mad? It's just how things went for me. I don't know what kind of world you guys expect outside of your own house but c'mon, life was in fact boring back in the days I was at mcdonalds, literally two decades ago.

It easier to assume that you should be the one sucking dicks 'round here, everything you do in your life always go wrong? Does everything has to be a series of misadventures? Take control of your life.

>>7902760

Maybe I just got lucky, because everybody I worked with speaked english perfectly and no one was messing around. Not much shitters, there were a couple of potheads and fuckups but everyone was chill.

Maybe it was our manager back then, he was a good manager.

>>7899924
Come on man these are some of the best kinds of posts.

See more than a paragraph of text? Just skim down bit and you'll find memes eventually.

>>7902804

>thinks having to mop, throw out trash, and stock chicken is doing the job of three people

Holy shit, do young white people actually think like this? No fucking wonder you're all autistic and living with parents at 25+

>>7901511

that's my cart, ed boy. i'd like to read it after work tomorrow, if you feel like typing up another one

>>7902894
lol I probably under stated what I did

also

>Stocked soda syrup
>fry shit for taco bell
>made side dishes for KFC
>down time washed the side walk
>cleaned hood
>restocked cups and condiments in front

basically did everything BUT interact with the customers in time as fry cook

>>7902040
What about 401k that the employer also matches a %

>>7902897

No worries, man.

>Into probably year 2 of my employment or just shy of
>Another night shift with one of my favorite associates
>Can't remember the circumstances but I was pulling a double shift that day
>Customer comes in earlier that morning and buys some liqueur
>Passive aggressive jokes, excessive eye contact, everything that points to him being a dick
>Leaves without too much of an issue
>Fast forward until probably like 10:00pm or so
>Guy returns from a greasy local pub
>Has some bar stool licking pub rat girl with him this time
>Loud and obnoxious, making a few other customers uncomfortable
>Talking too loud and obviously intoxicated

We have a small, back-heavy cart we use for stocking product. We'd just finished doing some craft beer so the cart was empty and kind of tucked away near our stockroom door.

>On the stepstool across the store stocking some rum on a top shelf
>Associate is behind the counter
>Look over and see the girl apparently sliding across the aisle
>Realize she's riding on my stock cart and her fucking muscle man is pushing her around on it
>Walk over the aisle opening and tell them to get off the cart in a pretty pissed tone
>Dude loses it
>DONT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY YOU FUCKING KID YOU CAN'T YELL AT ME
>Starts to lose his mind about how I've insulted him and I'm a little shit
>Associate and I explain that his girl could fall and crack her skull open
>They argue with us and continue to curse
>She tries to buy a case of Bud Light Apple
>Had enough of her and his shit so I tell them, straight up, no patience left
>"You're not buying a single fucking thing here tonight or ever again."
>Dude tells me he's going to go over the counter at me
>Without skipping a beat, my associate tells him if he wants to fight then he can just walk around and step on in
>Continues to berate us and use petty insults
>Threaten to call the cops on him
>Throws the case of beer through one of my cooler doors
>Storms out with bitch in tow

>>7902951

I have a few more stories if anyone wants to hear them over the next few days. Not sure how long these threads last generally.

>Jamaican Me Real Fucking Mad
>Why Can't I Hold All These Brews
>Uncle Bootlegger
>Tequila Boy
>Price Bitching 101

>>7902961
all of them
start with jamaican

I was a "grill master" at genghis grill back in high school. Shits disgusting. The wok and grease gets so hot that everyone is sweating into your food

>>7899906
Holy fuck, this explains why everytime I get steak it's fucking raw. Bless you

>>7899913
My favorite thing is the mess though.

I hope I don't make the person making it upset though.

>>7901511
oh oh, i wanna hear the shoplifting story

>>7901972

>>7902963

This one particularly pissed me off because it was literally the minute my shift ended.

>3 blacks enter my store
>Two younger girls and an older guy in his 40s
>The girls are young but not young enough for me to worry about underage shit
>I pegged them at 24-28 or so
>Hard to tell with blacks honestly
>They browse around together and are acting a little suspicious and glancing back at my two associates constantly
>One of my trusted associates asks me to stay until they're gone in case there's a problem
>Alright no worries
>They "stealthily" pick out a bottle of Bailey's and hand it to the guy
>Not sure why they're bootlegging especially since they look old enough to buy
>Ask for the guys ID at the counter
>1960 something so obviously he's good to go
>The two girls are lingering awkwardly in my Italian wine section watching and pretending to read some labels
>Ask the guy if they have their IDs because if they're all together, I need to see all the IDs
>He calls them over but they literally pretend not to hear and browse even harder than before
>He calls them again and the darker chick who's actually wearing a t shirt with JAMAICA on it fucking snaps
>No warning no build up Nada
>SCREAMING at the top of her lungs at me for profiling her
>Hysterical because apparently she chose my location specifically and shit like that
>Wish I could give you guys more but her accent was so thick I didn't understand most of it
>Called me a bitch boy or something similar for sure
>Figured later that she had done shit like that before hoping that her antics would cause a lesser liquor man to bend under pressure
>Not me.
>Tell all 3 of them to get out and never come back
>The guy is extremely apologetic and beckons the screaming girl over with her embarrassed friend
>Scolds her and without hesitation grabs her and yanks right back on her dreads
>She goes dead silent and he pulls her out
>Apologizes again for the issue and says he won't come back

>>7902987

Fuck me, I've got like at least 20+

>Special Shoplifting Deal
>Tequila Boy
>Finlandia Fucko
>Latin Bitch Stuffs Big Bottle in Her Tight Purse
>Running Prince
>Natives Will Be Natives

There's plenty where the thief got away and I didn't see until I reviewed the footage later. I'll type up your chosen story in the next post my man.

>>7903011
Dig I'm digging these so hard.


I'm a different guy, but tell me about tequila boy

>>7902987

>Working diligently in the cooler because I love my fucking minimum wage
>Buzzer goes off
>Only used when the front desk associate needs something
>Go out the back door previously mentioned in the Iceman/Woman story
>Associate is alone by the counter by he nods towards a kid in our spirit aisle
>Go ask him if he needs help
>Oh no haha I'm just looking
>Clearly underage, can't be more than 16
>Go back into our camera room and watch him for a bit
>He wanders aimlessly between sections

Shoplifters who pretend to browse will constantly wander up and down the aisle they've chosen. Anyone who drinks knows what spirits they like and don't like so someone who wanders back and forth between vodka, scotch, rum, rye, etc will generally be watched closely.

>He grabs a 1.14L of the old captain crazy eyes rum
>Goes to stuff it into his sweatpants when he sees the camera
>Drops it down as casually as he can and tries to walk out of the cameras view
>Still see him slip it into his waistband
>Go out and ask if he needs any help again
>Just can't decide bro bahaha
>Tell him we have an amazing deal going and he's the only I've told today
>Oh yeah dude what is it
>You give me the bottle and I don't call the cops
>Goes about as pale as a NEETs cock and hands me the bottle
>Leaves without a problem
>Later see him grocery shopping several times with his mother
>Everytime I see him outside he just points towards the grocery store next door and puts his head down

Fucking punk

>>7903003
were the girls hot?

>>7903015

Now this story I heard from one of the veteran associates, but I did personally review the footage and filed the report regarding it. I wish I had the audio because it was honestly fucking gold.

>Late night
>10:00 or 11:00
>See James, my associate, in the back room doing some organization
>Wanders out occasionally to chat with one of our trusted regulars
>Door dinger goes as this young kid pops his hood up and dashes in

Some clarity before I go further. So immediately to the right of the entrance is our pop and single beer cooler and just beyond that is the start of our spirit aisle. The first section is gin and tequila.

>Grabs a bottle in both hands
>Clearly doesn't care as it's a grab and run type of deal
>Can't be more than 15 or 16
>Hard to tell if it was a really androgenous gal or a feminine guy because the hood was up
>Typical skinny jeans, skate shoes, junior high / high school attire
>James comes out of the back room but can't see the kid because hes literally on the other side of the store
>Kid grabs his bottle of Hornitos and Jose CINGE and tries to go back out the front door
>Now the front door only swings inwards and not outwards
>Realizes he's trapped on that side so he tries to crouch walk away
>James enters the counter area and the kid bolts to the exit
>Fucking Stonewall James steps out and blocks him and the thief reverses, gently sets the bottles down on the carpet and tries the front door again
>Runs full fucking force into the bars
>Lets out this trapped animal grunt squeal
>ERRRRAGHHYYYAAAA
>Pulls the door inwards and runs into the night

>>7903027

They weren't ugly by any means and I'm sure they had nice asses. The angry chick had a hell of a rack, but she was a little too fiesty even for me. Hard to remember honestly

>>7902894
One person could do all of that, if you hired one person to do all of those things explicitly.
Otherwise, yes, it DOES require three people to do that.
>stock chicken
One person does nothing but prep food and stock line.
>mop
This is covered by whoever's working front counter in their downtime.
>throw out trash
Somebody has to get pulled off of line to do this and it takes half an hour minimum depending on if the garbage bags are already in the back and ready to go, if the boxes have been cut and folded for recycling, etc.
>young white people
My Taco Bell was 95% Chinese and Hispanics. The only white people were the managers and the ones taking orders.

>>7903041
Fuck now I gotta jerk it to black chicks.

>>7901707
Funny thing is, every black at my store is pretty bro tier. One of him, a jungle ass congo black motherfucker is about as red pilled as /pol/ and always bitching about SJWs

>>7901511
>working in the Canadian liquor industry
W H Y
H
Y

>>7903041
moar

>>7903105
>>7903105
We all have to make the Dolla Dolla bill somehow

>>7903110

I'll continue tomorrow for you fine folks.

>>7901972

>>7903019
wew I've done this shit every time I buy something other than my favorite rye

>>7903032
holy shit those last 4 lines

>>7899728
got stoned in the bathroom of my old restaurant when I was a teenager. Customer complained and apparently the senior cook was asked by the manager if I was stoned at work. Don't know what I was thinking. It makes me cringe to think of it now. Such a fucking stupid thing to do.

>>7902760
>>meanwhile the assistant manager will stay in the office the entire shift talking with her husband because he's paranoid and insane and won't leave her alone for 5 minutes

This is the most discouraging part. Having a supervisor who thinks that they aren't the absolute worst person in the world for giving orders out while texting or browsing facebook on their phone and doing nothing otherwise.

>>7903181
Also it's always black women

ALWAYS

then they get pregnant or fired within a month anyways.

>>7901691
>be black
>have burger king down the block i visit sometimes
>staff is typically white
>get food in a timely manner and if they aren't busy, talk with two of the employees I've built a rapport with
>stop going for a while to help save up for my car
>visit a few days ago
>all black staff save for one white manager
>wait time is notably longer, even compared to busy periods with previous staff
>first few minutes are spent waiting while staff take drive through orders
>staff are louder when talking and use more abrasive language when blabbing with each other
>manager apologizes, but I say there was no problem at all

God damn it. When I saw the employees, I didn't want to leave there with a story to tell.

>>7903003
>bitch boy
>jamaica
She called you a batty boy. She called you a fag basically.

>>7901622
>dad was a general manager for 10 years and never once mentioned this
Gonna call dumbass, a.)GM's get bonuses and 2.)why tell the wife and or kids about your extra spending money

>>7903011
Big bottle tight purse, I like where this is going

>>7899841
When I worked at Dunkin donuts I use to make an average of $10 a shift in the afternoon and $15 a shift in the morning
That was after it was dividing amount 3 and like 6 people respectively
Around the time that I left for a better job for maybe 2 or 3 months I essentially started stealing from them. I would liberally apply the 10℅ senior discount to anyone that tipped coins to maximize change or anyone that just handed a dollar over and left . It was not uncommon to make $15-$25 a night amongst the 3 in an afternoon shift

>>7901531
>>7901579
>>7901704
You do sound like a faggot tbf.

>>7899728
>working at McDonald's
>I am at the grill
>Nignog comes in and pulls a gun on the chick at the front counter
>Suddenly see the czech guy that works the deep fryer grab something off the line and run up front
>the melanin enhanced gentleman turns to see the side of pick related as it smashes into his face
>The resulting explosion of Mac sauce coats him
>The jiggaboo drops the gun which is quickly grabbed by the store manager
>The Czech guy throws himself over the counter and just starts beating the shit out of the dindu while screaming various phrases in English and czech
>manager pulls him off the redguard after a couple of minutes
>Cops arrive and have to get an ambulance
>Czech dude gets a raise and started dating the cashier

>>7903821
This is the difference between Europeans and Americans right here.

>>7903827
To be fair I didn't know what was happening until after the fact. I was frying burgers and saw the czech dude run past me. Once he smashed the black guy in the face I couldn't look away. I never saw the gun until the manager handed it to the cops.

>>7901579

You really sound like a faggot. Why wouldnt you sell them vodka, since the girl who tried to buy it later had an ID?

>>7901722

People shit and dont wash their hands. Easy.

>>7903827
>This is the difference between Eastern Europeans and Americans right here.
Fixed that for you.

>>7903821
Why are Europeans so amazing?

>>7903841
depending where you are, selling alcohol to people already intoxicated is either a crime or you have the right to refuse service

if they look like they might hang around and do dumb shit, it's generally a good idea

>>7903113
Which province you from, senpai?

NBfag here, every NB Liquor I go into, the staff is always friendly.

Saw one cashier lady kick the shit out of a drunk guy who was leaning over the counter trying to grab money out of the register. Like, she threw fucking jabs like a champ.

>>7903827

90% of Europeans would've apologized to the black man that he has been oppressed by white people to such a state that he has to resort to robbery.

>>7901704

24 and i always aimlessly browse but im in the beer section trying to scope out the #whalez bro. I almost always will spend at least 10 minutes browsing a beer section

>Chick fil a
>Everything is made fresh to order from fresh raw ingredients
>Easy to get raises


Downsides
>Dealing with shitty customers
>Cannot accept tips

>>7903821

>screaming various phrases in english and czech

>>7899799
Better than the tip system I had. All our tips went into the til and was never returned. Just went straight to shareholders. On the plus side, we were allowed to tell customers this and basically tell them not to bother tipping us. Most customers would wait til a manager wasn't looking and tell me there's something under the napkin for me. Then I could sneak it in my pocket. They never searched our pockets during entry/exit searches. Just bags.

>>7903841

If a person who attempts to buy alcohol but has no identification, he or she cannot ask someone with ID to purchase it for them. It's bootlegging. Plus he was a little fucker who blocked the handicapped spot.

>>7903924
AB. The liquor industry here is privatized so that means that different chains have different rules. My particular chain was strict as fuck so before people get all bent out of shape for the refusal of service stories, policies are policies, even if I didn't necessarily agree with them.

>>7903944
Browsing a beer section is generally nothing to be concerned about. Rarely anyone tries to steal beer. When I go to buy some beers, I browse for a little bit too just trying to find something interesting.

>>7901788
lmao nigger nigger niggers chimpin around

>Worked at Little Caesars
>have a deal with the Bi-Mart in same parking lot. Lady comes over and orders slices everyday
>She hates pineapple and some spills over on one of her slices (Make several slices on 1 pie)
>I pick it off before I sell her the pizza
>She comes back and complains about pineapple
>Tell her she didn't get any she is yelling
>Owner pops around the corner and tells her to just fucking leave and don't come back
>He knew I picked the pineapple off too haha

Cool owner. Was pretty strict but if any customer complained he just told them to leave didn't give a fuck about their feelings.

>>7903648

>Staff informs me that there was some shoplifting the night before
>Review the footage the next day and see a chubby Latino chick put a bottle of Crown Royal into her purse
>File a report, forget about it, deal with some other bullshit
>Counting the safe near the end of the shift
>Computer screen with the camera feed is on the counter just above me
>Doorbell goes and I hear loud voices and laughter
>Check the camera feed and see the lady from last night with a really tall and gangly alien looking black dude
>Associate is sweeping the carpet and the black guy engages him right away and distracts him
>Clearly slammed beyond belief
>Girl puts a bottle of Crown in her purse right away
>Do a bit of a double take because it's one of those strapless tiny purses and I can't believe she actually made it fit and still zipped the zipper up
>Walk out and confront her
>The atmosphere is palpable as she continually denies that she's taken anything and I'm making a mistake
>Finally she hands over the bottle
>She keeps trying to buy some of those Smirnoff Ice coolers
>Tell her she can't buy anything and she's banned
>She grabs one of the bottles and flings it across the store while telling me that she's gotta do what she can to survive
>Black guy slowly walks out and speed walks away
>Girl stays and berates me for fucking people over in this economy
>See her drive off a few minutes later

>>7899817

>37 per month is sub 1% your pay

so he makes 3700 a month flipping burgers?

>work at five guys
>have free peanuts randomly around stores for customers
>worst shit ever, customers just make fuck loads of mess and barely even eat them
>one day a homeless guy comes in, grabs a handful, and starts trying to sell them to customers

If it wasn't the best fuckin burger I've ever tasted I'd leave and never go back

>>7901837

you fell for the reverse-bait overdrive

>>7904273
When these people return, do you not immediately call the cops before this shit starts?

>>7904321

It's up to the discretion of the staff member on duty. I stopped phoning the police after the first few incidents. They don't give a fuck about the theft of a $20 bottle. Generally I only phoned the non-emergency line if it was a serious amount of product lost or if there was an incident of violence. Did have to phone the paramedics one time because this woman came in with the back of her skull cracked open. Probably one of the more serious incidents I ever had.

>>7904334
I just figured in this case you'd anticipate the outburst of throwing bottles and shit. I mean if it's a young kid you know they're probably going to be scared, but if it's a trashy hoodrat that's another thing

>>7904339

Eh. The bitch broke one bottle from a $12 four pack of coolers. I got the whiskey back so I considered it more of a win than usual. At the end of the day, I just wanna go home and not fill out some half ass report with a bored cop after hours.

>>7899728
Been working part time at mcdongers since sometime last November. Turnover at this place is fucking ridiculous tho, so the only people I consistently work with are the pleasant old ladies who need to work there to live.
I work front counter, and any time a customer, usually some toothless boo radley lookin motherfucker, gets very rude or yells a lot at us, I turn into the nicest motherfucker you've ever met. Like, attentive to the point of it being kind of off putting. Really makes the motherfuckers uncomfortable. I like to think they feel bad about it for years.

Worked at Taco Bell during HS. Closing on a Friday working drive thru. Drunk sluts in Explorer pull up and passenger stands up through the moon roof and shows tits. Instant circus tent in my pants. Head to shitter for quick fap at end of shift. Mid 40's shift manager looking for me walks in. Hears the sound of my 5 knuckle shuffle in progress and asks if I need help. Dumped about a gallon of baby batter in her. Have a 14 year old son

I work at in n out run. Best part is the pay, you get payed for competence and I've only been working here for a couple of months now and make 12.50$ an hour. Gunna hit 13$ soon too. It's the most trustworthy place in terms of food freshness, we get shipments of produce, beef, and bread like every god damn day. Everything is deep cleaned every night and shit has to be replace on a regular basis.

The downside is customers. We obviously get a metric fuck ton of business because we let customers customize their burgers but as a result of this, all people do is complain if shit isn't exactly to their liking. It's pathetic how picky people can be. The other day someone asked for their fries to be pulled from the fryer after cooking for 45 fucking seconds. Disgusting.

AMA

liquor store anon come back please

>>7904406
Serious?

I worked at two Chipotles. Only problems I ever had was due to management or co-workers. Also the outbreak that we cause kind of fucked us over, and made us do a lot of shit we didn't have to previously.

>>7899728
I got no stories here unfortunetly, best I got was some guy getting pissy with his orders as he didn't want onion, whatever we'll remake them, and then having a huffing fit and slamming his tray when we told him to give back the other burgers that were wrong so we could toss them out, saying that 'he'll still eat them, just give me the right burgers'
Manager told him to fuck off and fuck out.

>>7899799
>>7899826
I worked at Tim Hortons when I was younger. We also had a tip system. If you worked 5 hours or less, you were only entitled to $2 of the tips. So you were guaranteed $2 after a short shift, regardless. Which was sweet because we were right next door to Wendys, so I'd grab my free coffe, and get a burger with my $2 tip.
Also, if you worked more than 5 hours, you got a % of the tips. So on the weekends I'd make about $10-$15 a night. For a 14 year old kid, that was pretty fucking sweet.
They didn't take money out of our paychecks though.

>>7903438
I've never heard anybody call bonuses for doing those shitty surprise calls correctly 'profit sharing'

>>7905185

Reporting in. Do you want to hear about the alcoholic that had her head split open?

>>7905213
>and made us do a lot of shit we didn't have to previously.
Maybe thats how the outbreak started.

>>7905288
anything plz I'm addicted

>>7905317
ye now they get all their non chicken meats precooked and packaged to reduce risk of cross contamination during cooking
the lettuce is still heinous though. idc how much you like lettuce if you go there don't eat it and if you see any on your food complain about it and demand a refund/new food
not like they can spit on it, shit is made right in front of you

>>7905352
Don't live in the states, I barely know what the restaurant serves. I'll stick to Mr. Sub and Dairy Queen.

>they precook meats

I understand why they would do it (avoid contamination). My question is why they do it for everything BUT chicken. Chicken needs the most cooking, so it should the one that is precooked first.

>>7905334

>Working till when an older alcoholic comes in
>Seen her a few times and she always asks for a 1.75L of our cheapest vodka
>Seems to be moving very slow and lethargic
>Get her the vodka she desires
>She's not slurring or stumbling but there's something wrong
>Comes up to the till to pay
>Tries to use her card
>Notice big splotches of blood all over her hand and the sleeves of her jacket
>Figure alright, maybe she cut herself or she's got a mad hangnail
>Pays after struggling with the buttons on the debit machine
>Turns to go and I finally notice what's the matter with her
>See a giant curtain of blood that's stained her jacket from the collar to just past her shoulders
>She's wearing a white ski jacket so it was obvious to the guy behind her that she was hurt so I'm not sure why he didn't inform me or try to speak to her
>Look up and see the back of her head and all her hair matted down with blood
>Can see a portion of her scalp folded over itself in the middle of all the hair
>Call out to her as she leaves and ask her to come back and let me call her an ambulance or her friend or something
>She just mumbles something incoherent and wanders outside
>Other customer tries to stop her but she collapses into a cab and drives off
>Check the news the next morning to see if anyone had been found dead
>Never saw her again but never heard anything on the news

>>7899906
isn't the culture there insane? from what i've read, it's basically a cult

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hED3R89jykw

>>7905190
Yep. 18 and just broke up w my gf 2 months previous. Boss was 44 and divorced, fake rack but nothing special otherwise. Used to hook up the beer for me and was a cool boss. She flirted but I'm 18 and give 2 fucks about cougars. So I'm fapping 10 min after we close, this is you the same time because she's usually in her office counting the cash til, so I figured I had a few minutes to release the hounds. She comes in the bathroom and can obviously see I'm in the stall but standing. I'm already red faced jacking so when she asked if needed help I opened the stall and bent her over the sink. Butted in like 2 min

>>7905382
more stories please, any that you haven't told yet will be fine

I worked at a Wendy's for a year I'm high school. No real stories about customers or bad food safety or anything. We never fucked with anyone's food.

We had one assistant manager who used to sometimes buy us alcohol (most of us working there were high schoolers), I think to get this one girl drunk enough to fuck him. There was also this lesbian relationship between an assistant manager who was this married, evangelical Christian and this big fat black chick. Aforementioned big fat black chick used to have sex with her God awful ugly looking white girlfriend in the bathroom at closing. Then later she would fuck the assistant manager in the managers office.

>>7905352
>the lettuce is still heinous though
You mean the fact they don't cut and wash it anymore, right? Because I loved the lettuce when we did cut and wash

worked at McDonald's, kid doing fries was wearing a plastic sports watch and accidentally dropped it in the fryer. reached in up to his elbow to get it and came out with serious burns and melted plastic all over his hand.

>>7900009
>top keks

>driver for Jimmy Johns
>senior in High School
>pretty easy shit
>35 year old Ecuadorian creeps on all the female workers, but works hard and is funny
>is a "lunch lady" for a school as a day job
>I give him endless shit for this
>Some faggot i go to school with always orders and never tips exact change
I understand if you are broke and need a quick bite but he made a habit of it, ordering biweekly
>orders his same fucking Dr. Pepper
>spit in it
>he actually tips me a dollar that day
>wtf
Wouldn't spit in a customers food, just him for being a cunt in classes we shared

>working at a pizza/sandwich place
>girl is opening a bag of lettuce with a serrated knife
>knife is brand new
>the bag doesn't satisfy it, it procedes to cut a 2 inch gash into her lower wrist
>she is 17 so we have to call her mom to bring her to get stitches
>driver comes back and faints at just the retelling of the situation
>customers ordering food as my boss mops blood off the floor
She had a pretty gnarly scar from it. I tried to convince her to get some badass shark bite tattoo made out of it. Dunno if she did since it would be very visible without long sleeves.

Worked as a delivery driver at a pizza place in Vegas for two years. Never fucked with food or anything but the rest of the drivers were absolutely retarded. Have a few stories.

>one summer
>hot as fuck and the AC was broken
>120 degrees all day in the store
>super slow morning shift, not a single order for the first three hours
>after prep decide to take 9/10 female coworker into the walk-in fridge
>hotbox it for a good thirty minutes
>leave and come back some time later when we need some more dough up front
>EVERYTHING smelled like weed for two days
>nobody gave a fuck cause the manager was a drunk retard and the owner was in jail for the weekend for beating his wife

another one

>aforementioned drunk retard manager starts banging 8/10 slutty kitchen bitch
>nobody cared cause everyone that works there except for the owner is 18-22
>drunk fuck keeps coming into work drunk in the morning
>8/10 always talking about either relationships or sex
>the super slut decides to be a good person and make him a deal and tells me about it for whatever reason
>if drunk manager can stop drinking for a whole month, 8/10 is gonna have a threesome with drunk manager and her 6/10 slighty chubby sister
>all of my fucking what
>"don't tell anybody anon"
>didn't really care
>after the threesome 6/10s boyfriend comes to the store trying to start shit
>apparently the 6/10 felt guilty and told her dude
>he keys drunk fucks car and runs off

Fuck that place, man. Great money but holy shit everyone I worked with (including me) was a degenerate. I only have two more stories but they're not great, one about the worst tranny you've ever seen and one about the most greedy, cheap indian woman you've ever seen

>>7900201
Implying every person in the military goes overseas or even does jack shit while they're in. I'm using the government to get my GI bill and getting the fuck out without shit done. I couldn't care less.

>>7903841
Spotted the Queerbec.

>>7905583
>dropped it in the fryer. reached in up to his elbow to get it and came out with serious burns
that's horrifying. at that point does skin become as crispy as those fries you served?

>>7903003
Why are people this stupid? Why don't they just have the underage ones/ones without IDs wait outside? How hard is that to figure out?

>>7904319
KEK

>>7905213
Is that steak and bananas, drizzled with ketchup? Just how fucking stoned are you?

>>7905709

>being this new

>>7905713 I'll refer you here m8
>>7904319

>>7903973
Most chain fast food places can't accept tips.
>once had a guy in his 50's with a blonde half his age in a red convertible physically throw money through the window at me after I told him I couldn't take it
>they laughed uproariously and sped off
>ended up putting it in the donation box at the front counter

>>7903920
>selling alcohol to people already intoxicated is either a crime
land of the free

>Papa John's delivery driver
We have this one customer who never ceased to complain about our pizza for retarded reasons. She'd complain about the shape, smell, an how close toppings are to each other (two pieces of sausage out of all the pieces in the pizza were too close together). She was the only customer that complained and usually got a free pizza after eating half of the original. Eventually my manager got sick of her and banned her. Next day get a call and we take the order like normal. When it's time to deliver it I check the address, I was sure it was that bitch's address. It was under a different name though. Shift leader said it wasn't the same bitch and to take it. I got to the same house I've deliverd to many times before and the same woman came out to pay. Later we got a complaint and we denied her the free pizza. She literally thought she could get away with it.

>>7900187
>>7901722
mother fucker....

>>7902951
>Throws the case of beer through one of my cooler doors
I hope that got taken out your wages

>>7901817

>meanwhile, yuropoor dips fries in mayonnaise

>>7903841

it's illegal you massive fucking tool have you worked a day in your life.

>>7903944

i usually 'browse' too. really i'm just unbelievably unobservant and won't be able to find the thing i'm looking for.

>>7904208

holy fucking shit where was this so i can never give them money

>>7904295

>one day a homeless guy comes in, grabs a handful, and starts trying to sell them to customers

kek. true american enterprise

>>7905372

>chicken needs the most cooking

no

>>7904208
Please tell us where this is.

>>7905396
Why lie m8? Just why?

>>7905639
Sure you are, kid.

>>7905635
Tell me about the subcontinental.

>>7901691
too true
but then you find the odd fast food place that only hires blacks, like for some odd fucking reason all the new york fries around here are like that. Not that I eat at them but I just always notice that.

>>7905583
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who the fuck hires someone that would put their hand in a deep fryer?

>>7903821
reminds me of this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra0EKYpBjQU
if you're gonna start shit you gotta be prepared to take the heat

>>7905639
Least you understand. Kid I know acts like a Veteran because he spent 8 months in Texas after basic
Even puts his uniform on for Veteran's Day and gets free food from like four restaurants

>>7906156
He is from Canada you god damn retard.

>>7904295

This raises an odd thought: I've never seen a homeless jew

>>7902040
>Same thing with 401k.
Nigga, what.

I get a guaranteed 100% return on my 401k, because my employer matches what I put in.

>>7907402

> I've never seen a homeless jew

could there be a more ignorant statement

>>7907417

Yes?

>>7907417
[unsolicited opinions on Israel]
"A small loan of one million dollars"
"Facebook has been monitoring your data for years, it's nothing new"

>>7904319
HOOOO HE FUCKNIG DID DIDN'T HE

>>7903716
I've never gotten an order right from DD. They are literally the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

>>7901041
I remember picking up a hot n ready and there was a fucking plastic cover over the top. what the fuck was that all about, famalam

>>7900009

Someone had to take a motherfucking SHIT

>>7901579
That is some funny shit!

>>7899906
I just got hired there for a new store opening, any advice?

>>7904406
got Diamonds reading this.

>>7900009
shitting into maximum overdrive

>>7903821
>The Czech guy throws himself over the counter and just starts beating the shit out of the dindu while screaming various phrases in English and czech

>>7904208
>pocket tips
>search staff bags

Christ almighty

I worked at McDonalds for a few months in high school. It sucked. Would not recommend.

>like doing cash cuz it passes the time faster
>they keep putting me on lobby for 8 hours shifts because i clean compulsively and the store always looks immaculate
>lobby duty is essentially being the janitor. mopping, taking out the trash, all that shit
>sometimes when i got sent out to the dumpster or to sweep the lot i'd just sit on this bench hidden in the bushes like a Sasquatch to kill time

>working cash
>a new mom comes up with her little baby
>i take her order and talk to her while she waits for the order
>going on about how the baby is so cute, i love her little boots, and making the baby laugh
>the baby laughs so hard she pukes white vomit all over the floor
>mom is super embarrassed
>tell her no worries and mop the puke

>sweeping one day
>store is empty
>manager says "You need to smile more, Anon"
>say real grumpy like "i can't, i'm sweeping up dirty old french fries"
im a little shit but what do you expect, shits gross

>old lady comes up to me with her old friend
>"the floor in the bathroom is sticky"
>just mopped it, it's not
>"oh ok thanks i'll get to it"
>she watches me expectantly. "go do it now."
>i cant im taking out garbage. tell her that. she leaves the store
>i never did mop the bathroom that day

>this huge sperg works the til with me
>im new and hes showing me how to refill the ketchup machine
>hes being a huge retard about it
>like hes making it out like its rocket science, and hes the fcking sensei of ketchup
>holds up ketchup bag demonstratively. "You know what this is?"
>its see through. its red. its ketchup.
>im honestly flabbergasted." uh, ketchup?" i say deadpan. the old couple nearby laugh at him

this thread is triggering me
>there was a bird that lived in the dumpster
>when you threw a bag in you had to run, it would scream and chase you
>also there was a dead crow in one of the garbage cans for like 3 weeks it was rancid

i have more

>>7909048
oh fuck i just remembered my favourite experience

>cleaning the women's bathroom one day, like mopping the big handicapped stall
>2 old women come in
>they take the stalls beside each other and immediately start pissing like race horses
>it was violent. it was like two garden hoses tearing up earth
>one lady shouts over the torrent of piss to the other "ooo wee! i just found a big black hair!"
>"where???"
>"on my neck!"
>"i just found one on my chin the other day!"
>they both laugh really heartily, like a couple of seamen who just heard a really good off colour joke or something. like they're really guffawing
>they leave without washing their hands

also
>be new
>i'm a little bitch. i'm short and pathetic
>there's this really weird guy who works there
>he's 40 and has worked at McDicks for 20 years
>has a lot of stickers on his hat. he works the grill. he's bald and wears those big sex offender glasses. hangs out with a real creepbag who used to feel up chicks, fuckin whackos
>he always tries to talk to me after work when im waiting for my ride. im really dismissive and even left to wait outside one day cuz he was pissing me off
>nyway
>i go down to the stock room one day cuz we need cups

>>7909078
>the stock room is in the basement behind a big door. over the fryers and everything going on in the lobby, you could scream your head off and no one could hear
>company knows this so the policy is only one person is allowed in at a time, theres keys to get in and the door locks behind you
>im going to get the keys one day and i notice Weirdo is watching me
>yikes
>head downstairs. going down the hall i notice he's following me so i get the keys around my knuckles like a pro wrestler
>get into the room behind me like sonic and close the door
>everybody walk the dino- no, im just kidding
>he knocks on the door 5 secs later
>"What?"
>"Just thought you might need help in there, can I come in?"
>NOPE
>fuck the cups
>i go out the other door no one uses like a true stealth master
>I was honestly so freaked i was shaking (keep in mind im a small little 16 yr old with the muscle mass of a domesticated hamster)
>walk back upstairs and see hes still waiting in the hall
>never did get the cups

it pisses me off cuz he knew damn well he wasnt allowed in there. definitely some creepo going on. i regret not mentioning it to my manager, i thought i was just being dramatic. but it was seriously weird. he was creepy to a lot of people there.

>>7909082
>this one lady always comes in
>shes really skinny and messy
>everyone always calls her a crackhead but apparently she had some kind of head trauma
>when she orders she mumbles and i cant make heads nor tails of it
>i feel really bad and start sweating, whenever she comes in this one girl has to take her order cuz no one else can understand her :^(

>be summer, workin cash
>afternoon rush
>the special Olympics are in town
>the special team comes in
>get paid in a lot of sweaty pocket change the athletes were clenching
>theyre having a hard time deciding what to get, theres a shit ton of miscommunications, the line is stretching out the door
>im almost an hour overdue for my break
>my manager puts me on break and its in gods hands

thats all i can think of. nothing that interesting.

the grill guys used to shout about minecraft all day.

>>7909082
Oh yes haha! More please McDonalds Boy more I demand you write yet another tale lad!

>>7902815
good one
here's your (You)

Used to work at Panera Bread.

Extremely corporate, we get tons of produce coming in and managers made us throw anything that is past 2 days old, tons of waste which is pretty ironic considering we gave the leftover bread and pastries to a local charity every night.

All the soups, pastas and meats come frozen and just get reheated in a soup warmer. Mac and cheese used to be alright despite being frozen because we thawed them in the soup warmer but once they introduced pastas in the menu we were just instructed to microwave everything. I didn't work as a baker but I'm pretty sure all their dough for pastries and bread came frozen too, never seen flour or yeast around there. Pretty ironic again since it presents itself as some kind of "healthy and fresh" kind of chain and having customers telling me to send compliments to the chef for their meal was pretty disheartening.

Any tips we received were to be put in a donation box. Call the people who work food service industry jobs entitled all you want, but there was not a lot of incentive to provide great service knowing that there is such a strong corporate tight grip with their rules coupled with the fact that tipping was discouraged to customers.

>>7909652
If you know of a national fast food chain that allows tipping, go ahead and tell me what it is.

>>7899799
>Essentially they take 37 dollars out of your total monthly pay, and you make it back through tips that are divided at the end of the night.
You have proof for this right? Like actual solid proof that you can show us right now?

>>7909660
Sonic?

>>7903089
Africans tend to be pretty bro tier and hardworking, its the stereotypical "desu senpai" kind of black you don't want to hire.

>>7911834
Okay, I'll rephrase that to, its the stereotypical "we wuz kingz n shit" kind of black you don't want to hire.

Every time one of these threads come up, I want to tell stories about my based co-worker Johnny but never get the chance. Here's one now, but I have way more if anyone wants to hear them.

>work at Swiss Chalet during the graveyard shift (10pm-2am) with 3 other employees
>place is pretty dead, as per usual
>me and manager are shooting the shit, johnny is chatting up the bimbo of the group
>1am
>a portly latino walks in
Now, the thing to know about Johnny is the he's Mexican and racist as fuck to his own kind. Whenever he spied another Mexican in the restaurant, he would keep them in his line of sight until they left. In his own words, "You can't trust beaners at night mang".
So, back to the story:
>Johnny is watching this guy like a hawk
>guy walks up to the counter
>he's about 700 pounds and his hairy belly is handing out over his jeans
>"yeaaah, I'll take a cheeken"
>manager takes out a chicken from the oven and puts it on the counter in a container
>"that'll be $10.99 si-"
>Speedy Gonzales grabs the chicken immediately, turns around and cheeses it
>manager calls after the guy but is stuck behind the counter, as am I
>sluts mcgee just looks at the guy like a dope (probably doesn't know what is going on)
>the guy is almost at the door
For reference, Johnny is about 6'4" and is pretty muscular. I wouldn't doubt if he was in a gang at some point.
>Johnny flips a table with one hand and sends it careening towards the door
>it doesn't quite block it, but gives Queso Bandito a good scare
>Johnny yells something at him in Spanish
>Pepe the frog yells something back
>Johnny runs towards him, tears the chicken out of his hands and hauls him outside by his shirt collar
>after a good 15 minutes Johnny returns and asks if he can have the chicken
>mfw

This fucking nigger asked me how many chicken nuggets vomebin a number 10 (10pc Chicken Nugget Meal)

Mfw

>>7905635
Vegasbro here. Which Pizza place?

>>7912196
>four hour shift
wat?

Also, post more.

>>7912374
Since we were the last shift of the night, and it was a pretty dead restaurant, upper management just decided to cut the team down to 4 and open 2 hours later in the morning.

>Also, post more.
Sure. Here's The Great Mashed Potato Caper:
>midnight on a thursday
>we're all pretty tired, it's not unusual for no customers to show up during a shift so we're all just watching the clock sleepily
>someone comes up to the drive-thru and asks for a slice of vanilla cheesecake
>a vanilla cheesecake
>at midnight
>
>manager says that we don't have any cheesecake on standby (remember, midnight) but if the customer was willing to wait 15 minutes we'd make them a fresh one
>customer agrees
>manager tells bimbo co-worker to make the cake
>15 minutes later, she comes out with a slice of fresh cake, we're all looking at it thinking it looks fucking incredible
>customer takes the slice and drives off
>"hey manager, I think the cheesecake filling had something wrong with it, it was really clumpy and didn't stay together"
>"Nah, that's pretty usual."
>me and johnny can't take it anymore and beg the manager for just one slice each
>she concedes (she was pretty based) and tells us to go into the back and help ourselves
>we do, and johnny cuts himself a slice of cake
>as he does, I notice that it seems to give really easily, like the cream isn't very firm
>Johnny puts a spoonful into his mouth and immediately freezes
>for a second, he looks as if he's just been stabbed in the liver
>immediately runs to the sink and spits out chunks of "cream" and graham cracker crust
>"What the fuck is wrong with that cake, mang!?"
>I take a small spoonful of just the filling
>and that's when I realized
>bimbo co-worker used mashed potatoes as the filling for a vanilla cheesecake

>>7901691

>black line cook cuts or burns his hand, will be out for an entire month
>the kitchen has NEVER run faster, there are days where we're doing shit at 125-150% speed
>we just don't have to clean up after this lazy nigger anymore
>he isn't there to try to pass his jobs off to other people
>he isn't there to knock shit over in the walk in fridge and sneak away like he wasn't the last guy in there
>he isn't spending an hour flirting with servers and then trying to shit out his production before dinner starts
>he isn't slow rolling the one easy job he has to do for 2-3 time as long as he needs
>joke with other cooks about just going at the brother with knives and burners the second he returns

The funny part is most of the other cooks are black too. Nigger really is a state of mind.

>>7903196
beat me to it. Somewhat tangential Wray & Nephew is best Rum on the market.

>>7903780
this

>>7904264
this is a shit story

>>7906358
>taken out your wages
>taken out your
>out your

Something tells me the cost of that door would put you in a serious bit of debt.

>>7912290

>he took the bait

>>7910698
Fair enough. We're supposed to be getting one sometime next year.
>carhops trying to rollerskate over an icy parking lot

>>7912701
I've only ever seen car hops roller skating once, pretty sure they get paid more if they know to roller skate

>>7899906
>been working there for a month
>calling things 'our'

ultimate cringe

>>7906453
Only it is.

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/safe-food-handling/safe-minimum-internal-temperature-chart/ct_index

Chicken needs 165 F, which is the highest of any of the meats. There is a reason you are never asked how well done your chicken is.

>>7912196
>After a good 15 minutes Johnny returns and asks if he can have the chicken

Top kek please tell me all of them.

a dude i went through rehab with used to work at taco bell and he was a dope fiend

here's a story he told me

>we'll call him S
>S shoots a lot of dope
>S shares a needle and contracts Hep A
>constantly nods off at work (he was a wagekek at taco bell)
>would doze off and cut himself and bleed into people's tacos and shit
>by the way did i mention this taco bell was on a university campus?
>eventually his hepatitis gets cured but he develops irritable bowel syndrome from the meds
>he currently works in a sweatshop and has 2 years clean from dope

my current girlfriend works at taco bell but she hasn't told me any horror stories other than bad customers. i don't think she fucks with food other than a good samaritan saying they'll pay for the car behind them and she just pockets the cash.

>>7903003
is she gonna be ok??

>>7913096
that isn't a story, it's just a recounting that someone shitty and awful exists. a story has a beginning, middle, and end where something interesting happens at least one place.

>>7913163
s-sorry i triggered you with my drunken 2 am terminology

>>7902853
>because everybody I worked with speaked english perfectly
everyone but you apparently

>>7903821
>redguard
o im laffin

>>7908745
kind of a late reply so not sure if you'll read this but my advice:

handling the tortilla station will be one of the easier tasks. you'll get accustomed to multitasking, making orders, talking to customers, communicating to your grill, etc. each location has different terminology and a different way they do things, learn the culture of the specific place you were hired (etc see how workers like to roll the burrito, what they use to clean the counters, how they dump food into pans and switch the pans etc). after a while, you'll pick up on things really fast and have your own style.
front-of-the-house has tortilla, salsa (which includes rolling burritos which takes some time to practice with), and that's it. make sure you communicate with your grill to accommodate for any lunchtime rush, e.g. in busier times ask for more chicken when the pan is half-full. you'll get the hang of knowing which items are usually always in demand (white rice, chicken, steak) and which items almost never need to be refilled (sofritas).

I didn't work grill or prep but if you're on those two stations you don't usually communicate with customers as much, so it's nice to be by yourself and zone out but you still gotta pay attention to how much food is left and stuff.

general advice, this is just a temporary job (most likely) and you will most likely not be seeking internal promotion (unless you're in it for the long-run e.g. 6+ months or more). so treat every encounter as an opportunity to learn, you'll meet different types of people but the common theme is that most of them are hungry human beings. do your job and know how to control the crowd (customers can really sense and pick up on fast-food workers energy levels).

imagine if you were a customer and seeing it from their perspective. what kind of experience would you like to provide them?

>>7913294
also putting guacamole into portion cups is a bigger bitch than you realize. you will need a lot of napkins your first time. it's better to over-portion than it is to under-portion (but depending on if your manager is around and sees you, you may have to be more strict about portion sizes). meat is the only thing you can't over-portion, and if customers ask, show them our legit portion size (The container cup). quesaritos aren't a common thing to be asked for, but you want to make sure you take it out at the bare minimum as soon as the cheese is starting to melt (not fully melted). anytime you make a quesadilla or quesarito, take it out before the cheese is melting or fully melted. it'll melt on its own. nobody wants cooked solid cheese. use two gloves so you can take off one when it gets slow and you need to clean around the counter and stuff.

>>7905183
this is an interesting post

>>7913096
>good samaritan saying they'll pay for the car behind them and she just pockets the cash.

glad I never fell for the random acts of kindness meme

>>7905530
This is hot as fuck, was the assistant manager good-looking? Did her husband ever find out? How did the employees treat the subject?

>Me and the manager are making pizzas on the line
>driver walks up
>"whats for dinner anon"
manager responds
>"hard DICKS or pizza, its your choice driver"
just the first time i realized my managers where chill, pretty funny at the time.

Worked at McDonalds for a bit over a month, couldn't stand it. It was hell on earth working there.

About to go to an interview at McDonalds. Sadly it's the one farther from my house. How do I get them to transfer me over?

>>7899728
when i was being trained on drive though my coworker said to a costumer,"hi welcome to taco bell how may i help you". we worked at kfc. he did it on purpose and the person was very confused. he did work there very long after doing this kind of shit all the time and throwing food at people

>>7915130
I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves monstrously fat and ugly vs petite and cute lesbianism

Also food and cooking

>>7915198
>Implying McChicken isn't one of the easiest things to make on the menu

I'd take that over the 30 hamburger and 5 McDouble order I got over the weekend. You sound weak.

>>7915351

Sauce pls

>>7915393
Harold McGee, On Food and Cooking: The Science and Lore of the Kitchen. Lesdom Press, 2016, San Francisco

>>7915359
McChickens are way more time consuming, aren't they? I don't work there anymore but cooking a lot of beef burgers and putting them on the buns seems way easier to me than frying all that chicken.

>>7915359
>>7915198
I always find it how my time doing theme park food was on such a different scale then non-theme park food.

>Another 75 cheeseburger order?
>A heavier load then usual today. 50 large pizzas preordered for 7:00-8:00 pm

>>7915470
The cook time is way more, but that actually means less work for you. You just throw that shit in the fryer and let it sit for 3 minutes and management can't bitch at you.

Burgers come up in about 20 seconds, so if you get a big order of burgers, it's gonna be go time for however long it takes to make them. Plus with the McChicken, it's just a handful of lettuce and a squirt of mayo. With the burgers, you got to fiddle around with the sticky cheese, a shot of ketchup and mustard and pickles and onions.

>>7915519
That's true.

>>7915430

This is serious!

Work at Dairy Queen for the summer right now. They only put new hires and shitty workers on cash, so I never deal with customers, but dealing with shitty coworkers who can't do shit is probably worse than any customer

>>7899733
Thanks for improving my Wendy's food for years.

i work at popeyes and we all joke and have fun together n with the custmers and i always get off of work feeling great from getting compliments all day, you just gotta have the right crew

>>7899728
A guy I knew was a McDonalds manager, fucked one of his employees a few times in the fridge, later got married.

>>7899799
That's bullshit, I can actually respect Five Guys since you can see into the kitchen so i know they wont fuck with my food like normie shitters like to do.

>>7899728
ive worked at pita pit and tropical smoothie cafe
ama

>>7900068
> I'm not fighting for an idea or political cause.
That's definitely true.

So are you people telling me you've never been strip searched, spanked, and forced to perform fellatio on a balding middle aged man on the orders of an insistent anonymous phone caller?

>>7902671
Well atleast you ratted that filthy subhuman.

>taco cuck
>closing
>customers constantly pulling up after close because they don't know what the sign being off and the lights being turned off means
>"I'm sorry, sir, we're closed."
>"Why are you telling me this?"
>"I'm sorry?"
>"Why are you telling me you're closed? Why are you greeting me at all?"
>maximum overly polite sickly sweet
>"Well sir, to be polite is to do and say the kindest things in the kindest ways, and it's nice to let people know that we're closed because - "
>"FUCK YOU"

This nigger wanted to sit at our order screen with his dick in his hand waiting to get some food he was never going to get instead of having someone tell him to fuck off.

>>7903873
Only the ones that don't use regular latin, and also aren't German.

>>7903940
90% of Europeans would've been the black man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY

>>7903940
90% of europe isn't sweden or germany

>>7915955
Its just not significant enough to mention

>>7915970
shit made my laugh 8/10 ma man

>>7915955

oh lordy i totally forgot about this scandal time to fap

>>7915319
If it's a franchise then you're probably shit outta luck.

>>7899847
>I work at whataburger, work there for 4 years
>works at fast food job for nearly half a decade
>browses the Burmese grip tape replacement bulletin board

>>7904208
>Amy's Baking Company: Rebirth

>>7912851
A lot of Sonics don't do the roller skate thing at all because it's such an insurance liability. Kentucky is the last place I can recall still seeing it

i don't work fast food but i work at a restaurant that serves vegan/vegetarian products alongside meat products. vegans always ask us if we use two separate grills for the vegan items and meat items. we tell them of course we do. in reality, we use the same grill for that tofu and chicken; we use the same spatulas for the tofu and tuna melt. if only they knew.....

>>7917730
Several Tennessee locations still do it, but it's not required.
t. a Tennessean

>>7902657
My nigga.

>>7917730
Oregon Sonics have roller skates. It's dumb as heck.

Oh well, there are better drive-ins in my city, so I don't bother with Sonic's shitty food.

>>7915978
fucking lol

>>7907209
Free food is free food familia. The uniform is overkill though.

>>7909048
>>7909078
>>7909082
>>7909109
Just letting you know I appreciate you telling us all of your McDonald stories.

>>7912196
>"yeaaah, I'll take a cheeken"

fuckin' dying

>>7904319
>guys i was just pretending lololol

Customer here.

Back when Domino's implemented their 5.99 sides thing, I discovered that I could actually just order both items as pizzas and the coupon would allow me to avoid any extra costs from adding strange and numerous toppings. Normally the price ramps up if you start to add double or triple, or you have more than one premium topping, but they charged me nothing.

I could essentially do triple beef, triple bacon, triple cheese and similar combinations and I did this many times while low on money and time just to get as many calories as possible. (it comes out to about 5000 calories--about 12 meals--for $15 including delivery)

Now I have to ask: how mad at me were the staff? I must have ordered a dozen pizzas over 3 months or so that would have cost 19.99 and paid $5 instead. I know the ingredients I ordered might not have actually been worth twenty bucks to the manager, but I'm pretty sure they were selling this at a loss because they were heavy and thick as all hell. The delivery guys acted pretty warmly as they got to recognize me, and I never saw anything off with the pizzas, so did they not know or did they just not care?

It was a very convenient way to eat lunch, but I can't shake the feeling that somebody out there is mad at me. Am I wrong? They eventually noticed the problem and changed how the coupon works, so somebody was upset. Were a lot of other people taking advantage too?

>>7921032
Why would fast food employees be mad at you for gaming the system? When I worked at a chain I loved it when customers did that as long as they were friendly. Not my money. Not my boss's money. The company was still making a profit. You underestimate how cheap those ingredients really are.

Sometimes we'd get some old lady who legitimately thought she was smarter than us, I didn't like that so much because she was also rude.

>>7921050
>>7921032
One other thing - there's a huge difference between gaming the system within the letter of the rules, and actually pressuring an employee to break rules for you. That's uncool, they would be mad at you for that. But using computer coupon codes? No one gives a shit.

>Working at disneyland, got punched by a guest pretty gnarly doing my regular thing I do there.
>go on medical because I can't use my right arm well while it heals
>get stuck as a greeter at a food place
>Indian family walks up to me, popped collar and all
>"We eat no meat. What has no meat?"
>I look at the menue, and tell them that the Wicket's Ewok sandwich has no meat.
>They argue with me that it does
>I argue back that no, it does not
>They cave in and go order it.
>Fast forward 15 minutes and the indian man walks up to me holding his tray.
>"This sandwich has meat! You made me eat meat!"
>"Sir, that's a mushroom patty."

I'm good with being back to my job where i dont have to talk to guests.

>>7901691
>be a night baker at panera
>always get to work around 955 so they are about to close
>the black guys are hitting on all the white girls and throwing bread at the wall
>NIIGA YOU SEE DAT SHIT DIS BREAD SENPAI
>someone tells them to stop
>they keep doing it and say NIGGA I DONT CARE WHAT DEY GONN DO ITS JUST BREAD
>bread that is supposed to be donated to hospitals and children.
>they start playing football with a sourdough bowl
>one of the guys throws a bowl of mac and cheese at the wall
>manager comes out and hes liek MANJA I THOUGHT I SAW A SPIDA SENPAI.
>they never got fired, from what i understand they are still there.

I work in a different bakery but I hated opening up my oven to finding exploded ceramic and shit.

>>7906245
>She literally thought
woah

>>7903821
in america he'd be arrested for assault.

>>7915968
Kek

>>7907797
Hey /co/bro