/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't understand the concept of candy "bars" it's just too much candy and sugar to eat at one time but that is what is meant to be done with them. I prefer bags of candy with smaller pieces so I can eat a smaller amount and not destroy a bar of some sort and try to figure out how to save the other 90% of it.

>>7886780
>it's just too much candy and sugar to eat at one time

low test
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>>7886780
You are supposed to cut them in sliced.

>>7886765
Whoa, that's a big Snickers.

>>7886841
For you.

Mounds or dark chocolate Clark Bar.
But I usually just get plain dark chocolate.

>>7886821
The way I see people eat them is always just the entire thing all at once and it's crazy. I can understand peanut butter cups or sweet tarts or something but the idea of an entire chocolate and caramel and nut bar that is like 6 inches long is just weird and so much for one time.

Rip in peace

>>7886765
That's fake, it's camera angle tricks and using a girl with tiny hands to make it look bigger. They also took the wrapper off to make it look bigger. No Snickers are this big, I'm glad I don't have one that size it would be terrible, no one could finish it.

Snickers size queens are all gluttonous pigs and I don't care if my Snickers is "average sized", I don't feel bad about it whatsoever.

Fuck this pic and that dumb whore in it.

I really like Take Fives, too bad they aren't in Canada.

>>7886873
that is one of the reasons men with small dicks are pedos, also.

>>7886873
Guess again.

>>7886811
high test people don't eat candy

chocolate is for women full of estrogen

>>7886928
high test people eat meat and crave meat don't they? That's why all these fairy fags now a days like their coffee and candy and gay ass colored alcohols like a rainbow. Men eat meat. Men cook meat. They don't snack on a snickers and chai latte while reading 50 shades of grey.

>>7886765
She'd look good with my BBC in her mouth

>>7886873
Maybe fox likes your fun-size snickers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZmZNwpFtsg

>>7886873
10/10

the peanut butter twix with the chocolate cookie

>>7886765
Oh! I get it! It looked like she was sucking a fat black dick at first. Didn't realise it was a candy bar.

>>7886765

this

>>7886765
This.
Although as a white man my Snickers is a lot smaller.

>>7887211

you fucking sick pervert

>>7887217
subtle chocolate bar is best chocolate bar

>>7887211
This is a blue board, you know. So keep it sfw pls.

God tier

fast break motherfuckas

>>7886841
shes just really tiny...its like porn, the close ups make the cock bigger than it actually is, same with a girls face and an oversized snicker bar.


For You.

>>7887274

>now they're saying you can't even TALK about nsfw stuff on blue boards

Jesus christ when did 4chan become so cucked?

>>7886873
>One weird trick the junk food industry doesn't want you to know!
>Grow your bar 4 inches in 4 weeks!

"Women scream when they see the size of my snickers."

>>7887286
fucking THIS, and Nutrageous too.

Having one of these for the first time was a revelation

>>7886924
Me on the left

>>7887304
God damn, anything Reese's is just great.

Except for the pieces. I don't like that film they leave on the roof of your mouth.

>>7887290
>>7886924

>>7886924

>>7887534
*wife's son

these things were amazing in the 90's now they're tiny and meh.
and dont tell me its because im older because the size in cm and weight in ounces is lower than it was, a long with 175% price increase

>>7886765
LOOKS LIKE A WILLY!

Pic related, frozen was my favorite as a kid. But this commercial will forever be burned into my head
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Md_uz1dKMTM

>>7887548
I thought they didn't make those anymore?

>>7886935
H E T E R O N O R M A T I V E
eww.jpg

>>7886765
Is that Bruno Buccellati?

>>7887604
The world was better when most people died in childhood.

God that looks like a meaty black dick and a small white girl. Delicious

>>7886765
i always loved PayDay

>>7886873
lel

>>7887217
This shit is sweet as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ei89MsnCd0

I love snickers.

>>7887534
How can white chocolate compete?

Milky Way > all

>>7887904

>>7887914
Real Milky Way or rebranded Mars bars?

>>7887877
you are that really fat guy at the gym who wears a tank top and has permanent invisible lat syndrome, aren't you?

>>7887941
What do you mean?

>>7886877
Take 5 is great

>>7886873

>>7887946
>going to the gym

>>7886873

>>7888074
holy shit, I legitimately thought I was on /fit/

>>7887946
It's one thing to laugh at fatties eating deep fried big macs for breakfast but you shouldn't laugh at fat people who are trying to lose weight at the gym...

This is NOT ok!

>>7886765
Skor Bars they are so much better than Heath Bars.

>>7886872
Whatchamacalit's 2nd cousin..

>>7888126
i love these

>>7887877
christ is everyone on /g/ on /ck/ too?

>>7888126
I was going to post this but was just too lazy to find a photo and put it up and say this. So thank you

>>7886765
thanks for the boner

>>7888218
same

>>7887534
Too bad I don't have PS installed here

>>7887016
Yes.
>>7887211
She would be a tight fit for BBC, tighter the better the stretch.

>>7887264
>microcock

>>7887754

god tier

>>7886765
fake.


nice try. 1/10

black dicks are not that small

>>7886765
That sure is a big turd for such a little girl.

>>7886873

>I don't care if my Snicker is "average sized"

I giggled.

>>7886935
Nice meme

>>7888181
We are everywhere.

>>7888181
/ck/ is the melting pot of fourchan.

That's why it's shit.

>>7886765
Sauce?

>>7886858
It's literally like three bites, you fucking faggot. How do people like you even exist?

>>7887857
>its a white guy tries to be funny by acting black episode
never seizes to make me cringe

Ah fuck SHIT hurts my FUCKING HANDS but the pain is worth it.

>>7890157
You fat piece of shit.

>>7886873
Gold.

>>7890163
>i cringe at everything

He's just being retarded, it's delirious humor

>>7890215
>people still don't know how to properly eat toblerone

>>7887305
Same. For some reason as a kid I avoided them because I thought they'd be like a bit o' honey or some other shit tier old person candy bar like that, then I had one and my life was changed.

>>7891280
It's the first thing I instinctively did when I bought one.

Does pocky sticks count? If so chocolate almond crush makes me so wet

>>7891280
It's got those ridges so you know how much is left to shove up your feckin ass

>>7891280
>>7891573

>being this much of a newfag

>>7886765
That is an uncomfortably veiny snickers

>>7886765
Who is this jizz wizard?

Toblerone or A Whatchamacallit

I only eat 99% dark chocolate m'lady, anything lower is for children

>>7887296
>One weird trick the junk food industry doesn't want you to know!
>Grow your bar 4 inches in 4 weeks!
>"Women scream when they see the size of my snickers."
kek

I do not believe anyone else enjoys this bar other than me.

>>7892569
My family is crazy over Big Turks and Turkish delight in general.

>>7892569
How the fuck does a turkish delight taste like?

>>7892576
delightful

>>7892569
did somebody say Big Turk?

>>7892637
for you

>>7892576
Kinda like cherry gummies

>>7892576
Big Turk tastes kind of like a gummy bear covered in chocolate.

I haven't had one in years, I should get one soon. Pretty good.

>>7892576
>How the fuck does a turkish delight taste like?
It's the texture of orange slices candy, but not as sweet, and can be more delicately flavored, none of that bold citrus bite, but some rosewater, apricot, almond, pistachio, honey even.

I never had that specific candy bar though. In the US, there's a holiday time brand that you see at places like Marshalls or in gift catalogs. Aplets and Cotlets is easily accessible form of turkish delight. If you have british candy bars around your town, maybe that import section in the grocery, there's a Fry's Turkish Delight candy bar you can try too.

The patricians candy bar

Way better than normal Snickers

>>7890215
I honestly cant imagine why this candy bar would hurt your hand. Can you explain, anon?

also, I don't think toblerone is that good.

>>7891934
...?

>>7886765
info on girl in pic?

>>7890215
>>7892862

>>7886765

>>7892637
this dude wasted his fuckin time... shoulda saved a different country, not fuckin turkey. now they're shittin on his grave and lettin the muslims rape his corpse

>she

>>7888123
They are literally the same thing? Explain yourself

>>7892702
>>7892806
Used to eat about 2 each of these per night back when I was a young fat fuck.

>>7886858
It's not that serious. You're sensitive to sugar, some people aren't. It's not weird. And I'm one of the ones that can't eat a whole candy bar (I used to be able to).

>>7890215
mfw I've never tried a Toblerone

I don't think they have them in Kroger or Walmart

>>7888123
I was going to say Skor or Heath. If both are available, I choose Skor for no legitimate reason. I think the name sounds better and the black Skor package > the brown Heath package.

>>7887286
I used to be addicted to this shit

>that melt in your mouth peanut butter

>>7892702
>pretzels
>good candy
fucking pick one

>>7886765

Cadbury Caramello is GOAT candy bar

Do any old fags remember the white chocolate nestle crunch bars?

Wash your peeners lads

>>7887305
That's basically Star Crunch

>>7887291
Reddit and general new generation 4chan faggotry


>>7887603
I believe the sale of those are very limited, as in, the only way you'll find the in fly-over land is if a store gets a box on accident

>>7887604
You're probably serious. Stop embarrassing your.father.

Hey /ck/, just wanted to post and tell you about ALL the m&m's I'm about to eat. Yeah, it's like the whole bag... Okay, bye.

>>7892999
French is such a shit language

>>7892999
get hit by a truck, swine.

>>7893015
French is the language of choice for the food connoisseur.

>>7893021
Fuck you asshole. I didn't even do anything.

>>7893026
gas the french

>>7893037

Non, p'tite bite.
Confabulant paraphrénique, va !

>>7893050
lick my scrote mudslime

>>7893056

Myyy point exactly. Merci !

:3

wew

>>7887192
Samesies.

>>7890215
>/v/ memes

What happened with Snickers Cruncher?

>>7887665
yes

>>7886765

you know she'll just end up a single mom with diabeetus

>>7888123
I fucking love these. And they are better than heath.

>>7892698
>It's the texture of orange slices candy, but not as sweet, and can be more delicately flavored, none of that bold citrus bite, but some rosewater, apricot, almond, pistachio, honey even.

so, like shit. a shitty candy bar for countries who get mad their backward religion doesn't allow them real delight

>>7895344
It's basically rose flavoured jello.

>>7892416
My African American brother.

>>7886765
not a bar but alfajores

>>7894764
>the big snickers (the father) is white
>the son is black

>>7892576
>>7892636
>>7892673
>>7892678

the standard flavour for commercial turkish delights is fucking strong rosewater

>>7890215
>Come back to my motel room at 3am
>Drunk and hungry as fuck
>Fish a Toblerone out of the mini bar
>Holy fuck, that's good
>Check the price shit as I'm throwing the empty box in the trash
>$9
>Fuck it, I'll have a $7 pack of m & ms while I'm at it

BIG

>>7886765
...I can fap to this.

>>7887217
>Kinder Bueno White

Incorrect. Very close to perfection though, the regular kind is one of the best chocolate bars there is.

>>7897516
The improved texture of the white just swings it.

>>7887286
Had a friend growing up who accidentally became addicted to these.

>Give him a box of assorted Reese's candies for his birthday because he loves their PB cups
>He's stoked
>about a month later, notice he's looking kinda bloated
>ask if there's been a change in his diet or something
>"Not really, but I've been eating a couple Breakfast Bars instead of oats recently"
>"Breakfast Bars"
>Remember friend is mildly dyslexic

I made him gain like 15 pounds accidentally; he never lost the weight, even once I begged him to stop eating candy for breakfast

>>7897516
>>7897517
Just had a bueno that had been sitting in my room for a couple weeks. Bit into it and the cream was actual liquid.

3 Musketeers probably.
Also she looks like a fucking hunchback bell tower piece of shit

>>7888126

I wish these were still around.

>>7892999
I saw what you did there anon.

>>7886873
/ck/ is literally the best 4chan board right now

pic related. Any variety.

Just got back from Ireland, god damn these are good.

Also your salt n vineger chips make America's taste like vagina, I want to go back.

Jesus fucking christ these things.

Fry's Turkish Delight bars are a very VERY close second.

But pic related is the best damned thing I've ever eaten. The chocolate is perfect, the little biscuit bits are the perfect size and crunch just right, and the proportions of each piece are exactly right.

>>7898153
Do you not like vagina?

>>7898402
Warra fookin' pleb!

The ritz variety are objectively better.

>>7898428
rits r 4 shitz

put a lu in u

>>7886765
gotta be the lewdest candy bar ever

>>7887290
>porn

funny how you mentioned that. the thumbnail looks like she's sucking a freakish BBC on a novelty porn site

>>7890137
This. Literally everyone eats, so you're going to get people from every race, creed, and niche interest there is.

>>7890137
mildly keked

>>7886873

>>7891280
I don't get it.

>>7890163
It's actually an italian character he's playing.

>>7892871
I remember years ago finding the source of this and not being impressed

Wouldn't most of these technically be chocolate bars and not candy bars?

>>7892575
You should try the real stuff and also covered in pistachio nut

>>7897139
you got it

frozen

>>7897818
under rated post.

>>7887211
If you posted that image on /tv/, the mods would delete it once they clicked on it and found out it was actually a candy bar

>>7897818
Not candy! Reese's cup cereal

>>7898143
MY NIGGA

It's so rare to find these here in Texas. The best I could find them is at some clothing store like Marshall's or Kohl's where the checkout area has the snacks and shit

>>7902270
my local walmart in montana sells this shit and since its walmart id bet you could get them in your walmart

>>7901430
Yes.
The store I work at started carrying king size and it's so hard to resist buying them.

>>7902270
walgreens sells them. i work there

>>7898143
fuck man

I want to eat so much of them

Too bad 1 is like a 100 fucking calories

>>7899871
What was it?

>>7886924
how can regular snickers even compete?

>>7886765
Probably Lion

>>7892416
Took fucking long enough.

>>7898420

dark chocolate and coconut master race

>>7886858
i'd it 4 of those fuckers in a row

ill swallow one whole

Can never seem to find these. Love 'em to death, though.

Who /ree-sees/ here?

>>7886884
I prefer to think of it as "the perfect size for the girl I like".

>>7886873
>Reddit tier answer
>Reddit tier responses

So does /ck/ translate directly to /cuck/?

>>7886765
cuck threads getting creative

>>7886845
Underrated post.

>>7888181
Guess who makes the ramen threads?

>>7906223
answer or responses weren't /b/-autism tier
>le reddit
>cuck

>>7887543
[snickers externally]

>>7887930
Fuck you. Kek'd

>>7887296

>>7886935
I'm a trap who likes candies but also likes meat.

Where do I fit in senpai?

>>7886924
BIG
RED WRAPPER
SNICKERS

>>7892982
>Not knowing about the crispy, crunch of a snack pretzel mixing with the creamy peanut butter and chocolate.
>Not knowing about the salt of the pretzel elevating the intensity of the caramel.

Mouth watering just thinking about it.

>>7892542
>One weird trick the junk food industry doesn't want you to know!
>Grow your bar 4 inches in 4 weeks!
>"Women scream when they see the size of my snickers."
>kek

Keep it going kek XDXDXD

>>7886765
All these lewd comments, how old is this girl like 12 or something?

>>7908356
LONDON
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>>7886924
Meanwhile me

>>7909562
and you brought your friends

Crashing this thread with no survivors.

>>7886924
WRONG
ITS STOMEDY

>>7908356
I had a humourous response for you but then I remembered this is a blue board but it was referring as to where you can fit in.

On topic...I love these things. Like a knock off butterfinger or something.

>>7887534
>slice
>snikers
how? it's one of the hardest bar I know. Or is this some sort of travesty with even less peanuts and more shitty caramel than the real thing?

>>7892999
modern M&M's sucks. Over time they chnaged the peanuts and chocolate to the cheapest shit possible nowaday it's just chalky and tasteless

>>7901430

the wesley snipes milky way

>>7909979
You are incredibly weak.
Most people are not.

>>7909979
how the fuck can you not slice a snickers bar? My 6 year old daughter could do it with her playdough cutting knife. WTF is wrong with you? Even potatoes are more dense and harder to cut than a snickers bar and people cut them just fine.

I mean fuck if you can't slice it with a knife how the hell are you suppose to bite into it? Seriously.