Who is your cookfu, /ck/?

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Anonymous Fri Jul 15 10:27:17 2016 No.7880955 [Reply] [Original]

Who is your cookfu, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:22:17 2016 No.7881039 look at those slurpee cups

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 12:15:10 2016 No.7881136 File: 302 KB, 480x360, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I remember when this first happened I was still too beta to admit I liked choking girls, like I was worried I'd offend someone

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 12:23:12 2016 No.7881154 File: 52 KB, 580x947, nigella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 12:36:29 2016 No.7881191 >>7880955 THICC >she'll never get on top of you and crush you with her tits Why live bros?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 12:37:43 2016 No.7881193 File: 370 KB, 748x1200, literally_perfect.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 12:38:55 2016 No.7881197 File: 177 KB, 1001x1500, mary-berry-cooks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jul 15 12:59:58 2016 No.7881242

>>7881197
Anyone else get a twinge of sadness watching any show with mary berry?
I see her still youthful character in an ever aging body. Covered in liver spots, her skin lost all but the last remnants of its youthful elasticity. Her hands bent and twisted double with osteoporosis. You can see she struggles to even hold a knife!
It makes me sad as I see the same happening to my own mother, and reminds me that everyone's life is finite and she will one day die.
This makes quite difficult to masturbate to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 13:01:04 2016 No.7881244 >>7881193 what a hamplanet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 13:01:04 2016 No.7881245 >>7881242 10/10 post right there

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 13:02:06 2016 No.7881246 >>7881242 I'm going to kill myself when I'm 50.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 13:05:12 2016 No.7881251 File: 657 KB, 728x571, Screen Shot 2016-07-15 at 1.04.39 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pati Jinich

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 14:05:02 2016 No.7881371 File: 1.70 MB, 3600x3300, Jeremy Clarkson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQ6YHPTfdg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 14:11:02 2016 No.7881383 File: 67 KB, 620x387, ken hom_ching-he-huang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 14:11:47 2016 No.7881385 File: 48 KB, 570x437, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Claimed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 14:14:38 2016 No.7881395 >>7880955 >dat girl I would probably be willing to kill several people just to have her as my cookfu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 14:16:18 2016 No.7881400 File: 116 KB, 630x420, season31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881242 >This makes quite difficult to masturbate to. not for me bro. just got down with these (pic related)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 14:27:30 2016 No.7881420 the big headed lady with nice tits. can't remember her name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 14:44:11 2016 No.7881446 >>7881400 God damn that 5 head. Worst show on FN hams down

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 14:56:45 2016 No.7881484 >>7881420 Clarissa Dickson Wright

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:02:18 2016 No.7881506 >>7881484 Fuck you for making me use google.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:09:56 2016 No.7881524 File: 115 KB, 768x943, Lorraine_Pascale_credit_Myles_New1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:22:02 2016 No.7881566
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>>7881193
While I count myself as someone who likes 'thicc' and milf types, I hate doujin artists who draw like this. Proportions are stupid; I mean look at how small her head and arms are compared to everything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:23:33 2016 No.7881568 >>7881566 Look at Christina Hendricks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:28:14 2016 No.7881584 >>7881568 While she looks fine now, gravity will deflate her in 5-10 years. Except for those tits, which are fake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:56:13 2016 No.7881650 File: 19 KB, 236x324, 6b617bccda14f97a89927cf0a94ea400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] teh hotness

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 16:00:13 2016 No.7881660 File: 25 KB, 450x300, Antonia1-5993[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want her to play hide and seek with me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 16:11:43 2016 No.7881690 >>7881446 >hams down

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 16:29:31 2016 No.7881743 >>7880955 I remember falling in love with her show where she cooks for one party in her apartment-restaurant. But I keep forgetting her name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 16:30:41 2016 No.7881750 >>7881524 Oh my god she's fucking beautiful and I LOVE diastema on women. But I absolutely hate the shit she cooks. Fucking figs on a pizza?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 16:40:47 2016 No.7881778 >>7881650 mmmmmmm flapjacks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 17:37:14 2016 No.7881923 File: 331 KB, 1000x1000, Hemsley and Hemsley-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Hemsley Sisters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 17:50:36 2016 No.7881945 File: 191 KB, 1280x1280, tumblr_nw18gaKYFt1titub2o1_1280[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881400 >oven fries

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 17:52:21 2016 No.7881950 >>7881242 So just have yourself a sadjerk, lad. Make do with what you have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:02:59 2016 No.7881968 File: 71 KB, 625x411, michela-chiappa-simply-italian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:11:54 2016 No.7881986 File: 77 KB, 1280x720, Cerebral Palsyfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7880955 Charisse of course :3333 She looks so cuddly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:16:21 2016 No.7881996 >>7881986 Yeah she does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:17:18 2016 No.7881998 File: 85 KB, 578x867, Cooking Waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7880955 The best

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:18:04 2016 No.7882000 >>7881986 my dick can handle extraordinary stimulation, but this will need some more booze

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:20:48 2016 No.7882002 >>7882000 Imagine she's offered you a handjob and tries not to punch you in the face before accidentally sticking her whole thumb in your navel.

>>	Donatella Arpaia Fri Jul 15 18:26:26 2016 No.7882013 File: 92 KB, 1440x812, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <3____<3

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:31:55 2016 No.7882023 >>7881998 >Bailey Jay >Cooking >Bailey Jay >Waifu >Implying he's a girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:37:21 2016 No.7882033 >>7882023 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 20:51:42 2016 No.7882299 >>7881660 i thought i was the only one that wants to bend Antonia over and fuck her like a madman. shooting my semen ooze inside her in the hopes of insemination so that one day she can raise and cook for my children too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 21:24:16 2016 No.7882377 >>7881584 source on her tits being fake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 00:31:40 2016 No.7882786 File: 34 KB, 400x300, Happy_Debbie_nfns5_s4x3_lead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Debbie Lee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 00:33:55 2016 No.7882791 >>7882786 I want her to sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 00:38:26 2016 No.7882805 >>7882786 That is the largest Korean I have ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 03:41:08 2016 No.7883086 File: 18 KB, 313x470, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know why Kelsey isn't more popular on /ck/, she's probably the only American chef I can stand watching.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 03:50:51 2016 No.7883096 >>7882786 I trust her completely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 11:05:22 2016 No.7883772 >>7882023 She's the attractiveness of Bailey Jay without the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 11:12:06 2016 No.7883780 >>7881385 Is she using a sword?

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:38:25 2016 No.7885124

>>7881986
Im always disturbed by her because there was a guy I went to school with that had Palsy and I used to chuckle and think he was stupid because of the way he spoke.

He got one of them voice synthesizer things in grade 11 and it turned out he was normal brained and he knew I gave him shit. He went to grad with a hot chick and I didn't even go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:02:41 2016 No.7885353 File: 60 KB, 600x466, 1468129045788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7885124 Serves you right meanie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:08:12 2016 No.7885371 >>7885353 Kot thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:08:35 2016 No.7885372 Nadia the chick from Bitchin Kitchen desu. She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:09:41 2016 No.7885379 >>7880955 My cookfu was actually the of a friend of mine... She made the best lasagna and looked like a fucking model. I always volunteered to help her cute the ingredients and what not, just to get close to her tits and ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:18:58 2016 No.7885402 File: 23 KB, 336x420, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:22:57 2016 No.7885411 File: 696 B, 89x175, Sprite_Profesor_oak_en_pokemon_azul.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7885402

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:25:46 2016 No.7885417 File: 28 KB, 640x360, FB_IMG_1468715122770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOVE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:30:48 2016 No.7885440 File: 160 KB, 1024x682, lecayenneman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:32:00 2016 No.7885445 >>7885440 He's so adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:42:47 2016 No.7885474 >>7885440 such a nice genuine seeming person. Love John so much

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:45:17 2016 No.7885483 >>7881193 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 20:53:08 2016 No.7885508 >>7881193 drop source senpai, reverse image search gives me nothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:01:58 2016 No.7885526 >>7885483 >>7885508 >putting sauce on your eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:02:57 2016 No.7885529 >>7881251 that goddamn voice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:01:53 2016 No.7885695 >>7882377 they are real someone is just an breastblasted chestlet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:04:48 2016 No.7885706 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, creme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:15:17 2016 No.7885731 >>7885695 >>7882377 I'm a guy, but I had always assumed based off of pictures of her 10 years ago compared to now. Could be wrong though, she did publicly deny any cosmetic surgery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:25:02 2016 No.7885752 >>7885371 always kot thread. he's the handsomest kot ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 22:27:42 2016 No.7885755 File: 64 KB, 1080x1080, 1468137158184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7885752 He is my husbando. >>7885440 Foodwishes is absolutely based. I like Bruno, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:07:47 2016 No.7885840 >>7881242 Magnificent, exemplary post. All of my respect, and I feel your pain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:08:13 2016 No.7885841 File: 157 KB, 1024x1024, CU_MA8nWcAIjwWT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7885755 he got smetana on his little nose! look at it! i want scritch his cheeks so hard

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:51:11 2016 No.7885956

>>7885417
>brother hates her show
>so I hate her show
>has three dudes playing out skits
>"just fucking cook you bitch"
>contemptuously watch an episode two years later
>DVR all episodes
>Amazon doesn't have a DVD set
My brother's tastes are shit, never again. How can I get her whole series?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:54:24 2016 No.7885966 >>7885956 Who is she?

Anonymous Sat Jul 16 23:57:31 2016 No.7885975

>>7885966
Nadia G. She has several shows but the one I want to own on disc (or digitally even) is Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen. Apparently she started out on Youtube and then made it big. The episode that I watched and got me hooked was about a "men episode" where she cooked things that men would appreciate. I think one of the dishes was cheery peppers stuffed with cream cheese.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:08:45 2016 No.7886017

>>7880955
I'd love to see Rachel Khoo nude. Are her tits fat and a bit saggy or giant and perky? Does she have a little paunch or a fat gut? Is her ass curvy to match her hips or flat and fat?

I must know. Either way, it doesn't matter. But I'm always curious about what her body is like under the clothes and camera tricks. Bikini pic would be awesome.

She's gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:09:11 2016 No.7886019 >>7885975 Is there somewhere I can watch it online?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:10:17 2016 No.7886025 >>7885402 kek i came here to post this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:29:37 2016 No.7886085 >>7881136 I don't like choking girls, but I like that girls instantly cum when you choke them during sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:57:38 2016 No.7886155 File: 94 KB, 1920x1080, Laura Calder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Calder just does it for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:03:53 2016 No.7886170 >>7880955 Holy shit, I never noticed Rach had such great tits. Is it the clothes she usually wears or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:04:34 2016 No.7886171 >>7881193 Yes, Thicc!

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:05:31 2016 No.7886174

>>7881136
>>7886085

What is the attraction to choking women or being choked as a woman?

Maybe I'm just a big pussy or something but I don't find it sexy at all and I've had two women ask me to choke them during sex and have just flat out ignored them and kept doing my thing. First time nearly put me off my game as it took me by such surprise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:08:42 2016 No.7886181 File: 266 KB, 2000x1125, nigella grating parmesan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] huuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnng

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:17:43 2016 No.7886194 File: 43 KB, 400x399, image_6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7883772 That makes no sense anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:26:23 2016 No.7886213 >>7881986 muh dick and muh heart

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 02:35:55 2016 No.7886356 File: 32 KB, 616x462, Aarti-Sequeira-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aarti Sequeira back in 2010

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 07:09:48 2016 No.7886616 >>7885755 >Bruno fan on /ck/ he's the fucking man. i'd give him the d any day of the year.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 07:39:11 2016 No.7886648

>>7886174
There are almost too many factors to think of for me, try having some creativity.
It's nice to have a guy dominate you, when he's choking you he's in complete control. It's also a physical response I think? Asphyxiation causes a ssxual response? Some dudes choke themselves while fapping.
Also this might just be me having issues but I think many girls have these issues, but I have an easier issue accepting/trusting "negative" displays of affection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 07:44:01 2016 No.7886654 >>7886648 *easier time

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:03:58 2016 No.7886674 File: 24 KB, 280x357, julia-child-1936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7880955 Julia is my spirit animal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:05:08 2016 No.7886675 File: 98 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wish she'd make me Italian food

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:23:15 2016 No.7886695 File: 23 KB, 480x360, amanda2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pure

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:50:38 2016 No.7886729 >>7881371 Speaking of the F Word, does anyone remember when Meatloaf was on there and made something where he added an unnamed ingredient (like creamy soup in a blank tin). Does anyone know what it was? I

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:55:13 2016 No.7886739 >>7886695 Surprised to see Amanda - I didn't think she was that well known. Do you know much about her? I figure she lives in the UK because I see a few UK supermarket brands in her videos but I'd love to know more.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:01:52 2016 No.7886748

>>7886739
only judging by her kitchen I'd be surprised if she didn't live somewhere in the US/UK

haven't figured out much more but then again also didn't put a lot of work in it

I'll translate her website at some point

funnily enough I ended up on her channel after she had a collab with peaceful cuisine, who's also very nice
>and I'm not even vegan

and in all honesty I just like watching their videos, I haven't made anything from their videos (yet)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:08:51 2016 No.7886757 >>7886748 >peaceful cuisine Didn't even realise it was a vegan channel. I just like the no music videos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:24:32 2016 No.7886772 >>7886757 now now I didn't say it's a vegan channel, he has all kinds of stuff in there >the best are indeed the no music videos but yea he's vegan, dunno since when but who cares, the content's great

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:28:09 2016 No.7886777 >>7881524 god damn she's hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:29:49 2016 No.7886783 File: 46 KB, 600x591, RR_rachael-ray-peoples-choice_s4nipsx3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881650

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:30:59 2016 No.7886786 File: 8 KB, 200x200, 200x200px-ZC-7a8a537a_15862_Giada_De_Laurentiis_hot_breasts_bikini_pics_122_345lo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >That true shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:35:39 2016 No.7886794 >>7880955 A wise man once said "Never trust a big butt and a smile"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:27:30 2016 No.7886888 File: 44 KB, 500x500, Campbells-Canned-Soup-Cream-Of-Chicken-Condensed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881371 Campbells condensed soup. Either chicken or mushroom

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:28:32 2016 No.7886890 >>7886729 >>7886888

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:35:56 2016 No.7886901 File: 35 KB, 625x415, farida.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:41:53 2016 No.7886915
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>>7886174

There's a certain strain in humanity that for whatever reason, combined sexual pleasure with the forms of conquest and subjugation. It's some sort of chauvinistic complex, possibly related to traits of serial rapists and mass murderers.

When I'm intimate with a woman, such acts are the last thing on my mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:44:44 2016 No.7886926 File: 214 KB, 1280x853, 1462135183001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7885841 Kot conducts load inspection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:47:52 2016 No.7886933 >>7886174 What >>7886915 mentioned could be part of it--the dominance angle. It could also be a different thing altogether: erotic asphyxiation is pleasurable. It literally gets you high.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 14:14:35 2016 No.7887334 File: 235 KB, 2048x1027, 09239057423057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7886926 Kot inspecting sausage quality

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 14:20:35 2016 No.7887359 >>7885706 God her eyebrow is infuriating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 14:57:08 2016 No.7887464 File: 59 KB, 960x640, laura.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Objectively the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:15:28 2016 No.7887521 >>7887464 qt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:16:56 2016 No.7887524 >>7880955 >cookfu /ck/ >cookfuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:21:24 2016 No.7887536 >>7886648 Chicks are crazy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:22:48 2016 No.7887541 >>7885706 Who is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:26:39 2016 No.7887550 File: 55 KB, 616x462, CCBKN302_Nadia-makes-adult-pbj_s4x3_lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7880955 Id suck a fart outta her ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:28:45 2016 No.7887555 >>7887541 ALURA JENSON

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:32:54 2016 No.7887571 File: 120 KB, 335x447, sasha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:37:53 2016 No.7887580 who was that pretentious woman who sold overpriced cereals in cups i couldn't say she was cookfu material but i thought i'd ask anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:34:04 2016 No.7887801 File: 20 KB, 300x400, 1464681811443-jpg--1464532796483-jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881524 >oiling intensifies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:34:13 2016 No.7887802 >>7881193 I was gonna post this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:39:53 2016 No.7887817 >>7887571 :3 so much cuter with her clothes on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:00:56 2016 No.7887907 >>7887571 It's like she's hate fucking me with her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:09:21 2016 No.7888174 >>7885353 >>7885755 >>7885841 >>7886926 >>7887334 i love kot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:17:27 2016 No.7888194 File: 2.95 MB, 852x480, dude ban evading lmao.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who here /phoneposting/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:20:57 2016 No.7888205 File: 78 KB, 557x600, IMG_20160718_002017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:20:59 2016 No.7888206 File: 42 KB, 630x492, 000025083-Ruby_Tandoh_5-630x492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ruby from season 2 of mary berry's British baking show Damn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:24:28 2016 No.7888219 File: 140 KB, 648x484, 1393192312639_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7888205 No parchment paper or silicone mat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:29:08 2016 No.7888240 >>7886675 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:30:59 2016 No.7888246 >>7881136 story behind this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:44:50 2016 No.7888296 File: 237 KB, 2048x827, 13055117_992979114112287_4177107294846235012_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7888174 Who doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:47:06 2016 No.7888305 >>7888206 You'd have to fuck the dyke out of her first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:50:17 2016 No.7888318 File: 27 KB, 400x579, image.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7888205 Was breast milk used in those cookies? Middle Eastern/Indian waifus incoming. Padma is my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 18:54:06 2016 No.7888339 >>7885841 It's cream you goddamn ruski bastard Fuck your cat too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:05:37 2016 No.7888375 File: 49 KB, 616x462, JE0102_Giada-De-Laurentiis.jpg.rend.sni18col.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ctrl f >no giada for shame

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:13:11 2016 No.7888400 >>7886174 for me it's a) the slight dominance thing and b) the neck is a big erogenous zone for me. feels good man (talking light pressure here, not actual strangulation - I can't speak for that) sage for stupid tangent in a stupid thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:22:37 2016 No.7888429 >>7888206 Martha from whatever series was two years ago was better. So qt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:23:33 2016 No.7888433 >>7880955 Cook waifu cooking waifu baker waifu not jobfu not hobbyfu not descriptionfu not endearing traitfu it only ever was and will be Waifu fuck /tv/ for ruining /a/'s term

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:39:10 2016 No.7888482 >>7886174 Thats how you get an exhilarating high. You can try it out by sticking your toothbrush down your throat. Don't do it too long or you'll knock out and the news will air another psa about not letting your kids pay the asphyxiation game

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:42:27 2016 No.7888491 >>7881986 Shame, she would be gorgeous without the retardation. Those tits.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:47:32 2016 No.7888502

>>7886174
It activates a kind of erotic high in me because I love getting my neck area touched (a slight oxygen deprivation gets you a bit high). It also makes me feel so small and submissive compared to the man when he has his hands around my neck. Being dominated is a giant turn on. You feel so fragile in someone else's hands. They'd be able to kill you at any moment but you have to place your full trust in them that they'll take care of you. It's an amazing feeling when you have someone to share with but it's not something I personally would do the before I felt like I know the guy.

Sage for off topic.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:47:53 2016 No.7888503

>>7886174

If it makes you feel any better, I agree with your sentiment. I don't understand it at all, my ex asked me to choke her during sex and it just felt like abuse, frankly.

I would never get involved with anyone who was into that, but to be fair I am pretty vanilla when it comes to that.

Each to their own I say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:59:04 2016 No.7888526 >>7888502 This is not OK. You are a psychopath, pls go, you're scaring even hardened vets with your fucked up sexual fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 23:55:01 2016 No.7889277 File: 44 KB, 480x480, 12998564_985504534859745_8145801797533860601_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7888339 Wow, rude. Everyone knows that Cмeтaнa is different from sour cream and creme fraiche.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:15:17 2016 No.7889357 >>7888502 sage goes in every fucking field, dorothy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:13:55 2016 No.7889826 >>7882002 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:44:25 2016 No.7889889 >>7886888 So it was chicken soup! Thanks Anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 05:41:19 2016 No.7890096 >>7881524 The perfect skin color for covering in semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:16:36 2016 No.7890245 File: 18 KB, 400x400, 1416763330946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881986 >>7882002 oh my christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 13:02:39 2016 No.7890848 >>7886017 girls with that body type in their mid 30s can look great in clothes, but everything sags to the floor once they take off all of the spandex and elastic that is squeezing things in place unless they've had plastic surgery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 13:51:34 2016 No.7890991 >>7888526 You asked. Back on topic, I remember Rachel Ray was super cute and I wanted to look like her when I saw her on TV for the first time, so I'd say her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:15:51 2016 No.7891416 File: 1.78 MB, 2000x1500, ALIE_AND_GEORGIA_HariKari_061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the package deal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:18:35 2016 No.7891425 >>7888246 just Google 'nigella lawson choked' for all the interviews and reasons behind etc etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:24:05 2016 No.7891441 >>7881371 I love James May

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 19:31:18 2016 No.7892090 >>7891441 That's gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 19:34:13 2016 No.7892109 >>7890991 Can I touch your neck? Please?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 20:32:36 2016 No.7892300 File: 47 KB, 620x349, kateringshow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7880955

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 20:37:16 2016 No.7892308 >>7881750 Figs on a pizza can actually be very tasty. I had a fig, goats cheese and prosciutto pizza that was fucking great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 20:38:40 2016 No.7892312 >>7888219 I never use baking paper. What's the point if your cookies don't stick? What else does it do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 20:40:20 2016 No.7892318 >>7892312 More than anything they're just an insurance policy against sticking. Also, you don't have to wash the pan and it can prevent over-browning on the bottoms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 21:02:49 2016 No.7892378 >>7881136 Choking girls for your own pleasure is actually extremely beta. Real men choke other men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 21:03:39 2016 No.7892380 >>7892300 fucking mcartney, I would fuck mcartney so hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 21:04:38 2016 No.7892384 >>7892380 I want to be in some weird brunswickian polyamorous relations with both of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 01:57:47 2016 No.7892993 >>7892378 Fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:15:27 2016 No.7893019 >>7880955 She has some nice big breasts. Not massive instagram boobs, but nice large wife sized ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:19:50 2016 No.7893025 File: 189 KB, 1024x778, DSCF1528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881193 The real life version of this woman is not really that hard to attain, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:20:52 2016 No.7893028 >>7881566 There are plenty of women with these proportions, you're just not from a country where they are common.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:22:14 2016 No.7893032 File: 474 KB, 3300x3300, 1442611728266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881400 >that Cincinnati accent I know her food would all be shit. Cinci women can't cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:23:49 2016 No.7893035 >>7885706 >fat chick with breast implants always a fun combo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:24:52 2016 No.7893036 >>7887550 everything she makes is absolutely awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:28:35 2016 No.7893042 File: 91 KB, 634x951, 247788AC00000578-0-image-a-11_1420651302287[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7880955 She could be a sister to Hayley Atwell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:35:27 2016 No.7893053 >>7886174 you are a fucking faggot you know. choking a girl while having sex is one of the most amazing things in life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:36:07 2016 No.7893055 >>7882023 Can't unsee now. Thanks. now I have to go masturbate

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:38:06 2016 No.7893060

>>7893019
>wife sized
>breasts that are going to start sagging at age 25
>think long and hard about your priorities before wifing
source: guy married to similarly proportioned 32 year old who has borne a child. they're huge, but... they ain't what they used to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:39:12 2016 No.7893062 >>7893060 also, in b4 "my wife's son." it is my baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:45:53 2016 No.7893075 >>7883772 where do you think you are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 02:50:09 2016 No.7893083 >>7893060 You were never a boob man to begin with. Your opinion is disregarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:19:45 2016 No.7893129 File: 708 KB, 766x477, ckwaifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7880955 Kalani Hilliker of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhm47urUEGM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:36:21 2016 No.7893149 >>7881968 Fucking perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 07:05:08 2016 No.7893371 File: 174 KB, 675x820, 675full-sara-la-fountain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sara la fountain

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 07:20:23 2016 No.7893388 >>7893129 >age 15 >dressed like a prostitute what kind of parents allow their kid to dress up like that and attention whore on youtube?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 07:45:53 2016 No.7893432 >>7885706 THIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 08:38:43 2016 No.7893496 >>7893028 That's a heavy implication, anon. New York has women of all sizes and shapes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 08:50:23 2016 No.7893517 File: 234 KB, 887x1331, image_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7885706 Is that Alura Jenson?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:10:32 2016 No.7893608 File: 2.74 MB, 690x450, 1456135352492.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yall have bad taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 10:16:45 2016 No.7893615 File: 496 KB, 852x480, jackYUM.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7893608 whoever made this is sick in the head

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:28:56 2016 No.7893742 >>7893517 Yep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:40:04 2016 No.7893770 What's the name of the vid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:51:34 2016 No.7893806 >>7888206 She had zero self confidence....which may work out well in bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 11:54:54 2016 No.7893820 File: 471 KB, 490x612, giada.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7888375 >posts Giada without cleveage For shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 13:19:20 2016 No.7894028 >>7893388 >dressed like a prostitute She's dressed perfectly fine you fucking creep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 17:36:39 2016 No.7894944 >>7881986 WHAT THE FUCK I now realize why I was a attracted to my last girl , she looked pretty damn similar to Charisse but i never made the link. Now I will always compare the two of them fuuuckk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:03:56 2016 No.7895071 File: 1.14 MB, 964x587, charisse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Charisse, of course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:06:28 2016 No.7895084 >>7881986 >>7895071 fuck, you more than beat me to it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:55:51 2016 No.7896690 >>7881385 Wow. Don't remember this episode. Julia means fuckin BUSINESS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:29:17 2016 No.7896743 File: 524 KB, 620x620, cookfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:40:57 2016 No.7896754 File: 194 KB, 1920x1080, Beans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] John is my Cookbando, and I would like to sword fight him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5D91SgfafY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:53:51 2016 No.7896871 >>7896743 >british >muzzie nigger i´m not even surprised

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:05:25 2016 No.7896884 >>7896871 Stop turning the rest of 4chan into a /b/tard /pol/ack shit hole for edgy nihilists pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:20:46 2016 No.7896903 >>7896884 shitskin detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:27:58 2016 No.7896914 >>7896743 quintessentially british

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:29:29 2016 No.7896919 >>7896903 nah, just not a reactionary moron. Keep that garbage in the garbage subs, this isn't food /b/ or snacks /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:43:13 2016 No.7896931 >>7896919 >muh pol boogeyman This isn't reddit either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:46:52 2016 No.7896934 >>7896931 >implying reddit isn't nonstop /pol/ these days with /r/worldnews and /r/the_donald.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:47:41 2016 No.7896935 >>7896934 I wouldn't know, I'm not some faggot who actually browses reddit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:48:48 2016 No.7896937 >>7896884 please, be polite with edgy nihilists, thank you bye

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:51:08 2016 No.7896942 >>7896935 >unironically uses faggot as an insult in 2016. Lmao. So much summer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:54:37 2016 No.7896950 >>7888375 Man I came in here to say that. She best girl by far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:59:08 2016 No.7896955 >>7896942 >it is current year so we should stop the age old 4chan tradition of calling one another faggots >summer boogeyman Not even that fag, but wew lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:01:07 2016 No.7896956 >>7896955 It's a reactionary tradition for edgelord man babies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:01:37 2016 No.7896957 >>7896931 >>7896935 >>7896955 not him but you know 4chan isn't your safe space to be intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor, right? the literally only reason you're doing it because you're anonymous. fucking feel sorry for you, my man.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:05:20 2016 No.7896963
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>>7896956
>it's a [buzzword] tradition for [buzzword] [buzzword]
Whatever you say, man.

>>7896957
>the literally only reason you're doing it because you're anonymous
Actually, I'm just as contemptible in real life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:06:47 2016 No.7896964 >>7896963 keep posting, it's fucking hilarious how embarrassing you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:06:50 2016 No.7896965 >>7886174 I'm with you, not interested in that sort of thing at all. Although I am about as vanilla as they come when it comes to sex. Had one girl ask me to choke her during sex and it put me right off. Don't see the appeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:09:28 2016 No.7896970 >>7896964 We're both laffin', mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:58:36 2016 No.7897036 >>7894028 Yeah because fifteen year old girls normally run around in a hooker choker and heavy hooker makeup showing off their cleavage for YouTube "likes"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:01:23 2016 No.7897040 >>7897036 what do they wear where you´re from? a burka?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:02:46 2016 No.7897042 >>7897040 Fifteen year old girls wear hooker chokers where you're from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:05:05 2016 No.7897046 >>7897042 yes, they´re the new retro trend in the free world. our girls even wear shorts. still no reason to sexualise them. enjoy your goats

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:08:10 2016 No.7897050

>>7897046
>still no reason to sexualise them
But anon, that is literally the point of a black choker. They are associated with old-timey prostitution. Also fifteen is old enough to reproduce, so "no reason to sexualise them" sounds like the convoluted mental gymnastics of an actual pedo who is trying to convince himself that there is nothing to see here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:15:46 2016 No.7897065 >>7897050 i guess you also think that every girl in a short skirt is a prostitute. also, some girls get their period at age 12 or sooner which makes them technically old enough to reproduce. that´s still too young to fuck them

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:30:16 2016 No.7897077

>>7897065
It really depends on the short skirt, but skirts in general have no specific connotation regarding prostitution, whereas black chokers do
>also, some girls get their period at age 12 or sooner which makes them technically old enough to reproduce.
More pedo mental gymnastics, you were the one who said anyone who thinks fifteen year olds showing off cleavage and wearing hooker chokers is "sexualizing" them, now you're sliding it down to twelve, next thing you'll be saying "just because I keep having sexual fantasies about toddlers doesn't make me a bad person, in the stone age people routinely married toddlers"

How about you just admit that chokers = prostitute fashion, if you want to say "that's not what kids mean" then it's your right to do so, I have no idea what the fuck fifteen year olds consider normal and I don't much care, but it's a parent's job to make sure their kid is staying out of trouble and parading cleavage and hooker fashion on youtube seems like a red flag to me, an adult.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:40:45 2016 No.7897093
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>>7886181

exactly my type of woman. going on her 40's, big boobs that sag a bit when you unfold the present, classy dark hair and eyes that say "i'm twice you're age and we could go full oedipus together." 10/10 would fap again while grating parmesan.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:49:50 2016 No.7897112
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>>7897077
>More pedo mental gymnastics
how? some girls do get their period at a very young age. from that point on, they can get pregnant. it´s still too young to have sex with them
>just because I keep having sexual fantasies about toddlers doesn't make me a bad person
it doesn´t. some people are born hetero, some homo, some pedo. that doesn´t mean the person is actually fucking toddlers. pedo != child molester
>just admit that chokers = prostitute fashion
nope. all the 12 to 17y/o girls wore them when i was young. even girls magazines had them as free gifts. it´s just fashion, not a question of morals
also: what kind of ban was that? get your shit together, 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:54:02 2016 No.7897117 >>7897077 >born pedo Some would say animu is a gateway to pedophillia.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:55:04 2016 No.7897121

>>7897112
>how? some girls do get their period at a very young age. from that point on, they can get pregnant. it´s still too young to have sex with them
The only person who suggested having sex with 12 year olds was you, anon
>it doesn´t. some people are born hetero, some homo, some pedo. that doesn´t mean the person is actually fucking toddlers. pedo != child molester
Pedophile = someone sexually attracted to children. I never accused you of molesting kids, anon. But I can see you do find them sexy.
>nope. all the 12 to 17y/o girls wore them when i was young
I have literally never seen this outside of movies like the natalie portman one and that other one with the 35 year old serial killer who gets herself adopted as a pretend child. Chokers are in fact prostitute fashion, whether some extremely specific short-lived regional fad for teenagers happened or not doesn't change that
>also: what kind of ban was that?
Mobile shitposter detected

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:57:50 2016 No.7897127

>>7897121
>The only person who suggested having sex with 12 year olds was you, anon
when?
>But I can see you do find them sexy
so what if?
>I have literally never seen this outside of movies
you´re too young and from a shit country
>Mobile shitposter detected
nope, laptop, sitting at home, dynamic IP

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:00:51 2016 No.7897132

>>7897127
>when?
Multiple times in this thread
>so what if?
Well, it would mean that you have no grounds to get mad when someone thinks it's strange that teenagers are dressing like hookers, right? You were the one who got upset at "sexualizing" actual, literal hooker fashion, indicating strong mental gymastics
>you´re too young and from a shit country
I'll be 40 this fall, and in some respects the USA is a shit country but we can still change your totalitarian regime if you require our help :)
>nope, laptop, sitting at home, dynamic IP
Sure you are, mobile shitposter, that's why you got a random ban from 2013

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:11:50 2016 No.7897148 File: 20 KB, 260x200, 80a4d0582b3f1384290963a7c37b5b3b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Julie Andrieu, the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:14:37 2016 No.7897152 >>7881986 sounds like my mom when she's drunk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:45:08 2016 No.7897188 File: 40 KB, 800x450, MCJR2_201-16-12-Elim_0297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7880955

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:48:30 2016 No.7897192 >>7887334 what's this cats name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 10:07:34 2016 No.7897328 File: 128 KB, 795x795, cxmyyfgU18g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7897192 His actual name is джaз, or Jazz in English. Everyone just calls him kot blini though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:41:10 2016 No.7897630 >>7881986 I-is it okay to sex that? Like, legally? Is that okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:43:30 2016 No.7897633 >>7897630 Brain doesn't work but not in a way that makes them stupid, you're a-okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:48:38 2016 No.7897645 >>7888296 they displeased him with their offering I hope they rectified the situation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:49:47 2016 No.7897647 >>7897630 It's fine as long as you don't mind a sideways vagina

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:00:44 2016 No.7897811 File: 1.93 MB, 1366x768, desktop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:06:55 2016 No.7897835 >>7897811 But why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:13:19 2016 No.7897849 File: 1.69 MB, 383x576, 9ba.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7886915 holy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:16:34 2016 No.7897863 >>7893036 i don't think that's true at all, i was actually impressed when i watched a couple of bitchen kitchen episodes. she goes from generic party superbowl type food to making a fucking demi from scratch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:18:47 2016 No.7897872 >>7896871 obviously you aren't surprised, why would you be surprised

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:34:04 2016 No.7897895 >>7893129 would rapee

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:50:23 2016 No.7897936 File: 106 KB, 1280x720, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:07:58 2016 No.7898554 >>7893032 >Cincinnati accent >Cincinnati You wot m8? Cincinnati doesn't have an accent. And that bitch is southern as fuck. I'll give you the shit cooking though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:12:13 2016 No.7898565 >>7898554 >le 'don't have an accent' meme leave your country for once in your life

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:39:32 2016 No.7898641

>>7898565
Granted if you are from somewhere that has an accent it may sound different, like an "accent", but its just flat English.

I've also been out of the country around 8 times, to all different countries, so...

Not trying to get anyone butt flustered here, but a flat pronunciation isn't really an accent. Also that woman has nothing to do with Cincinnati, she's from Oklahoma.

Anyway, Auntie Fee is my cookfu! She's just the perfect amount of sassy and getting shit done style.
https://www.youtube.com/user/auntyfee

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:44:41 2016 No.7898658 >>7898554 Typical flyover

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:46:01 2016 No.7898665 >>7898641 >flat pronunciation what does this even mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:05:10 2016 No.7898705 >>7885706 The lack of care when applying the cream. FUCKING INFURIATING

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:08:19 2016 No.7898713

>>7898665
It means there is no accent, it's just the flat, unaltered, pronunciation.

It's not anything special, just the "normal" pronunciation. Like if someone could translate the odd sections in the dictionary that try and help people pronounce words, it'd sound like a flat pronunciation.

Hard to explain I guess. Point being, Lady is from OK and has a southern accent. Enjoy more cookfu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:09:21 2016 No.7898716 >>7898713 >It means there is no accent, it's just the flat, unaltered, pronunciation. no

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:14:51 2016 No.7898732 [DELETED]

>>7898713
>It means there is no accent, it's just the flat, unaltered, pronunciation.
This is the most midwestern post I have ever seen in my life, even more so than the guy ranting about the newfangled Greek yogurt that these warmongering greasy Spaniards keep shoving down our throats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:59:06 2016 No.7898855 Speaking of accents, Rachel Khoo has the annoying trait of pronouncing th with an f. It's only very slight but is hard to unhear once you've noticed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:20:40 2016 No.7898913 >>7881400 This show is so depressing...I've never been so saddened by the life of someone so wealthy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKaTF-_Jnhs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:22:18 2016 No.7898917 >>7898913 >Cooking boil in bag rice on a cooking show >absolutelyflyover.jpg https://youtu.be/JJ9RIvnX0NI?t=1m45s

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:30:07 2016 No.7898936 File: 46 KB, 397x370, s18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7897936 Owowow, is that cathy wayne? Our queen?

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:58:07 2016 No.7899002

>>7886174
Women just love to get raped. It's evolution, for a large part of humanity since they are the weaker sex, they were passed around. That's why they also don't have the true concept of loyalty like Men do. They would side with the conquerors that came raping just to survive. So choking a bitch is actually triggering one of her survival responses and giving her great pleasure to feel alive. You're just a pussy if you don't like choking bitches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:06:52 2016 No.7899031 File: 210 KB, 1407x964, felicitas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Felicitas Pizarro from "El gourmet" (argie channel). Also Narda Lepes, Anna Olson, Lorraine Pascale. Special mentions: Osvaldo Gross Takehiro Ohno Francis Mallmann

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:13:38 2016 No.7899049 >>7899002 This is the only post I've read but Its a good one

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:21:56 2016 No.7899076

>>7899049
Thank you. The rest of the posts are the typical mental gymnastics and stupid reasoning that women try to give why they like getting choked. From the stupid "giving up control" to daddy issues they all fail to recognize that the reasons they give have an older more logical explanation. However they refuse to conflate it with reality because it would mean having to admit that rape isn't as harmful for women as society makes it out to be and the fact that they lack moral concepts such as loyalty that men do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:24:31 2016 No.7899086 >>7899002 What's it mean if my gf likes to choke me? I don't really like it but pretend that I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:26:00 2016 No.7899088 >>7881136 look at the fucking jowls on that pig she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:33:52 2016 No.7899107 [DELETED]

>>7898713
Your retarded flyover attempt at explaining your accent is making my inner linguist rage. Please educate yourself before spewing this ignorance and making us Americans look more stupid than what we already are.

>>7899031
Gracias ché. ¿Any more Argie cuties or Chileans?

>>7899086
It means you have no balls. Pretending to like her to appease her is only going to make her resent you in the future. Women need to be told what to do and put in their place, it is their nature.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:38:25 2016 No.7899114

>>7898713
Your retarded flyover attempt at explaining your accent is making my inner linguist rage. Please educate yourself before spewing this ignorance and making us Americans look more stupid than what we already are.

>>7899031
Gracias ché. ¿Any more Argie cuties or Chileans?

>>7899086
It means you have no balls. Pretending to like her to appease her is only going to make her resent you in the future. Women need to be told what to do and put in their place, it is their nature.

>>7899088
That's mean, I'm all for discipline but there are methods and times for doing it. This is just abuse, doing so in public no less, it reflects badly on both people. I don't know what she did but I'm sure she deserved it but that isn't the venue nor the way to do this. If you marry a bitch then you're supposed to take care of her, if she's misbehaving then you correct the behaviour in private.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:52:58 2016 No.7899163 >>7882299 She was wearing a leather vest on cutthroat kitchen today, i almost died

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:55:12 2016 No.7899165 >>7886356 don't do this to me anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:02:10 2016 No.7899181 File: 12 KB, 203x203, grid-cell-7827-1412793948-13[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7888375 >>7893820 >>7896950 Sure, if you're into birds, birdfucker.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:40:17 2016 No.7899428 >>7899114 Maru Botana if you're into curly woman, she's got like 8 kids, it's like a running gag here. Ximena Sáenz from "Cocineros Argentinos". I dunno about chileans, sorry senpai.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:45:37 2016 No.7899441
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>>7899185
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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:47:14 2016 No.7899443 >>7899185 bro i think i went to school with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:30:02 2016 No.7901019 >>7899443 Catie Wayne aka Boxxy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:35:28 2016 No.7901030 File: 67 KB, 524x598, Image2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899185 is she part mexican/native?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:37:39 2016 No.7901035 >>7901030 those shits are tasty used to buy them all the time as a kid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:39:37 2016 No.7901038 >>7880955 stop forcing this lesbianism meme on the board, I only have a cookbando

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:02:15 2016 No.7901395 >>7888375 I thought Giada was a disease

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:24:14 2016 No.7901450 >>7883086 Way too perky OP has the right idea, too >tfw youve actually choked the chicken to that pic of saatchi choking nigella

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:25:29 2016 No.7901453 >>7885372 Loved her before she went full-on mental case feminist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:36:37 2016 No.7901693 >>7898855 estuary english you will never come home to /comfy/ hapa R.Khoo pulling 'somefin tasty' out of the oven followed by your pulling some prime pork out of her dutch oven

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