/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7872371
what's wrong with what's wrong with that.

Ramsay is never wrong.

>bone dry crust
>pools of grease
>toppings slide right off

yeah nah, fuck that

>>7872371
is this the drive thru italian restraurant episode?

>>7872580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc

>>7872645
thanks I remember watching that now

>>7872371
>implying

>>7872371

I'd have eaten that immediately. He WAS wrong on this one

>>7872679
>I'd have eaten that immediately.

Sure but that's why he has multiple television shows and Michelin stars and you're posting on /ck/

>>7872666
lol you used my pic
that didnt take long
btw nice trips

>>7872666
holy shit that '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''pizza'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' (tall fluffy crust is pie you mongrels) looks both dry and soggy at the same time

go back to spamming your shit tier deep dish memes if you think that looks good

no one's perfect, and im sure he's made mistakes, but god damn is he god tier chef.

>>7872371

Classic image.jpg

>haha wow guys look at celebrity gordon ramsey pick on some budget pizza dive isn't he cool

>>7872666
>that pool of grease

Could bottle that and sell it to flyovers as "'Sense of 'Za"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkSR7ExMDPc

He got really mad about the lobsters, but they are essentially the same

>>7872371
dough was raw, cheese had puddles of grease, the portions are too much (according to the restaurant, that's the thin crust pizza)

Za posting is best meme 2O16

>>7872839
>sense
>essence
>flyover detected

I mean, I'd eat it, but it wouldn't be the most enjoyable.

>>7872850
yex

>>7872560
'thin' crust
under cooked dough
too much cheese
pools of grease with barely cooked sausage floating.

>>7872842
if you lie gordon gets mad

>>7872842
>essentially

They are the same. Them swimming a few hundred yards in either direction changes nothing.

>>7872666
sup /tv/ nice satan get big guy

>>7872842

yeah, i just had to call up my famalamadingdong to ask, they are the same.

Mama knows her crustaceans yuhhhhhhhh huh

>>7872371
Im not a picky eater, and would eat that in a pinch, but I'd be dissapointed because you would need a knife and fork to eat it.
If I was served that, I would not go back, if I was working in a kitchen (I've made hundreds of pizzas for restaurants/cafeterias) I would not let that go out.

That pizza was a cry for help.

>>7872371
UK Version
>he talks like a normal person
>is a though but fair guy
>the owners/chefs are not insane, maybe a bit stubborn
>nice and quiet background music(if any)
US Version
>he screams like a madman
>insults people for the smallest things
>spits out food like a super model
>everyone is fucking insane
>obnoxious sound effects
>dramatic music and fast cuts

The US version was a mistake.

>>7873192
It's what you get for stealing The Office.

>>7872371
He's been wrong a lot. Didn't something like a third of the restaurants he visited close specifically because their existing customer base/local diners hated his new menus?

>>7872866
No it was 'Sense you fuck mong

>>7872371
>>7872666
Wtf i hate Chicago now

>>7872371
Does anyone have source on this show/episode?

>>7873226
>Didn't something like a third of the restaurants he visited close

So they're doing way above the average then?

>>7873260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc

>>7873270
Thank you anon.

>>7872836
Decent pizza is easy af to make, I don't understand how so many pizza joints manage to fuck it up

>>7873192
hells kitchen forced him into a niche of irrational, angry blowhard that's one undercooked scallop away from blowing a forehead vein.

>>7872645
People change over the years, so do eating habits, people want a different type of quality and quantity balance nowadays, what worked in 1985 wont work today. Everyone around them can tell them to change things around and they'll just howl and go back to the past. I think these guys bust their asses in diners and restaurants for decades working long hours that they lose their minds so they just keep doing the same thing over and over, never changing or improving much. The son should have just yolked the old guy up and put him in a sleeper hold and took over the place or bought his parents round trip tickets to greece for 2 months and just changed everything around to meet modern tastes.

>>7873295
Fake cheap cheese, sauce and flour/dough. A lot of pizza places use something that's not even a cheese, it's basically milk solid and fat, then tomato sauce that's basically a high citric acid sauce.

>>7872573

Are those woodscrews?

With technology like that, I'd be surprised if they even yielded 1.7%

>>7873283

the owners rarely know how to cook, they're immigrants that buy an existing business and take over whatever exsiting recipes there are until the Sysco rep comes along with the catalogue and a calculator and talks them into buying prepped and processed everything.

immigrants save a little time, think they're making want customers want, customers are all moonfaced slobs that have no clue and there you go

>>7873046
>she

>>7873192
Sez you.

>>7873415
I thought that was some famous youtube personality girl.

>>7872685
>>7872679
rekt

>>7872371

place is still open and doing great, still has the same pizza. I'd say this is one of those classic scams where a restuarant good a shitload of publicity and a free makeover for playing pretend.

place right up the street did the same for Bar Rescue, it was hilarious

>>7872371

ramsay is one of those people with an amazing palate. he can taste and determine the smallest flavors in a dish of many. i wish i had his tongue.

>>7872371

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD04CcRAng0

He's such a rude cunt in this one. He orders literally everything on the menu and rips every dish apart.

>>7873055
it does look under cooked though, it should have more color than that

here you guys go. spread this webm all over /tv/ and /ck/

>>7873793
oops. file was too. here.

SPREAD THIS TO /ck/ AND /tv/ ANONS!!!!

>>7873833
The funny thing is, that joint is still open. Don't now if they actually started making good pizza or fat autists liked how it looked on the show and started flocking looking for those grease piles.

>>7873839
I'd go if the qt waitress is still there

>>7873833
>>7872371
anyone know of that one episode where he open a fridge and it just stocked with can that has rising pizza dough in it? i remember the fridge was just overflowing with them

The server from La Galleria 33 is the hottest ever in the show

prove me wrong.

>>7872842
did they say lobstervations?

>>7873418
he looks so unhappy doing that

>>7873951
thats from a parody, so forcing it would be more accurate

>>7872371
I bet you eat at Pizza Hut.

>>7873833
would Guy Fieri have liked this za?

>>7873635
>1:25
dat risotto

>>7872759
Oddly enough, the crust on deep dish pizza isn't even that thick.

>>7872842
gordon just hates when people lie about their food in any way, even if the end product is the same.

>>7872371
that pie looks bomb desu senpai

>>7872836
They asked him to come there.

>>7873192
You obviously haven't seen "Bar rescue" with Jon Taffer yet. His eyes literally bulge out of his head when he gets angry enough.

>>7873578
John Lee Supertaster

When he got married.

He had multiple affairs, one being 11 years long.

>>7872371
>>7872560
>>7872843
>>7873055
I know it's slightly weird, and it's obviously bad for a pizza place, but I personally actually like dough that's slightly undercooked.

>>7872679
>>7872685
BTFO

>>7873578

In your anus is where you wish you had his tongue.

>>7874231

Place is still open and getting good reviews. From what I can tell they fucked the food up on purpose for the show. Ramsay got trolled hard.

>>7872842
Does anyone else get hard and start touching their dick when he gets mad?

I just imagine gordon ramsey yelling at me while he dominates me and it gets me so horny

i may not like ramsey as a person and his awful "scrambled eggs"
but just looking at the pizza in that pic i instantly knew it wasnt cooked through and that grease is soo bad it is not edible.

and thx to an anon posting the episode only proved i was right. you dont even need to be a certified critic to know JUST FROM a picture that something is wrong.

>>7873920
SECONDING SAUCE

>>7874325
What's wrong with his eggs?

>>7872371
...when he built an occult temple so that his worshippers could summon him at will

I'd drizzle a touch of olive oil on his daughter, if you catch my drift

>>7874410
Wow, she did not win the genetic lottery
That said, I think it's time we stopped pretending we wouldn't enthusiastically fuck anything young-ish, thin-ish, free-ish of open bleeding sores or strong odors, and reasonably symmetrical at a glance

>>7874231
>I like raw dough
jesus

what would Gordon say to my onion & sausage Pizza?

>inb4 bland

what would Gordon say to my onion & sausage Pizza?

>inb4 bland

>>7874417
she's cute just a little bit pudgy

>>7874437
i think it looks like shit so i doubt he'd like it tbf

>>7874437
You made it at home, he'd give you shit about it just to fuck with you but you're not selling it out of a "professional" kitchen so he wouldn't be anywhere as harsh on you.

>>7872645
The son reminds me of Tom Hardy. (pic related) and that waitress is beautiful to me but holy god that pizza from the beginning. I hope that place does well.

>>7874437
I love being reminded home cooks can't shape a pizza into a circle. Always brightens my day.

>>7874454
>and that waitress is beautiful to me
Shit taste.

>>7874417
I wouldn't. Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you need to be desperate.

>>7874480
>sex is caused by loneliness
This is what women actually believe

>>7874483
>implying I merely want sex and not companionship.
>implying that makes me less of a man.

>>7874410
Fuck off, Jamie Oliver. Go water your herb garden with your tears.

>>7874470
every one has different tastes. That doesn't make it shit. It makes us human.

>>7874509
Humans are shit.

>>7874532
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha as if you aren't one of them

>>7874410
It's quite funny how much people used to bitch at places for using these plastic bottle condiment containers and nowadays literally everyone uses them

>>7872371
I generally like Ramsay - when he isn't playing it up for the camera, he's a reasonable and respectful chap who isn't too far up his own ass. That being said, there are some times I think he's way off and being blinded by his own biases. Case in point, the mans complete inability to handle anything spicey. Give that fucker a little texas heat to melt the yellow off his crooked british teeth and he whines like a little girl. This isn't to say he hates spicey food, but he tends to be biased against it, probably because of his more delicate palate.

Also he likes Chip Butty's and those are fucking disgusting

>>7872666
>not picking up the big greasy cheesemass and eating it all

>>7874437
Bloody shit fish and chips save the queen

>>7874538
I have lots of experience being human so I have an expert opinion on them being shit

>>7872666
Looks good to me. I don't care what you loners think.

>>7874565
Spoken like a real mental midget

>>7874565
mommas basement with no human contact other than fortune isn't experience just like watching shows about bigfoot, ghosts and aliens isn't experience.

>>7874557
Fish & chips is better than pizza tho

>>7873046
>>7873415
>>7873419
Ah yes, the famous "eating"

>>7874410
She's 13

>>7874410

MODS

>>7874417
>jealous woman detected

>>7873833
>Thats our thin crust.

that gave me a giggle

>>7873833
<REKT appears above his head at the end

I lol'd

>>7873833
>>7872371

That pizza was objectively wrong and disgusting. i almost puked watching that episode.
Being Italian i had a chance to taste several different kind of pizzas and the greasy, overflowing with oil and cheese, gigantic pizzas are definitely among the worst, second only to the ones so watery that cheese washes off when you pick it up and the infamous ketchup ones.
Even without raw pastry the crus does look like a disaster.

>>7875095
>ketchup pizza

>>7873192
americans simply wouldn't be able to keep focus otherwise

>>7874231
same

the greasy mess vibe is really nice when you're in the mood as well


my only problem with the pizza is that the crust looks really dry

>>7872842

>all those sound effects

fuck why is the us version so bad?

>>7873192

Ramsay also narrates the UK version. it's chill as fuck

The narrator in the US sounds like such an overdramatic twat

>>7873635

he was doing it to prove a point. the menu was too big to have any quality control

>>7874445
Yeah that's hot as fuck

She probably has a cute british accent and can cook

top wife material

>>7873839
I live in Denver.
Its still open.
Owner asked if I was christian.
Told me a lot about greek orthodoxy.
Pizza was alright. Crust still undercooked.

>>7873046
Hi, do you live in france?

We ll drink wine non stop n Talk About philosophy

We ll try hundreds of french cheeses while i talk endlessly about my comics collection

So romanric, so adventurous

And really iove u bb bit can we delay rhe wedding? Got a busy summer...

Just so u know, not only im a food true connoisseur, but im also an epictetus expert...

>>7875252
I live in Denver also and work at Paxtis. What pizza place are you talking about? Interested because I'm trying to open my own restaurant here. I work at five thirty tonight so come on by if you would like me to make you the most perfectly prepared pizza of you life... Just don't order the deep dish

>>7873211
You mean making it better?

>>7875252
Scratch that. pantaleones. Looks good. Might check it out if I'm down south some time. But if you want some delicious meatballs, try Paxtis. Hand rolled by yours truly :)

>>7875181

>>7873833
I worked at a Mellow Mushroom for about 5 months and I can make a pizza that looks better then that.

>>7875570
and people wonder why people like anthony bourdain. One of the few shows that refuses to use this fucking shit.

>>7875712
I never knew Mellow was a chain. I've never been, but there's one right near my house.

>>7874410

>>7875197
america demands dramaa

>>7873259
kek

>>7873055
fucking shame. looks like dog sick. fuck me.

>>7874325
>>7874385
its a meme to dislike his eggs. they are way better than the shiity dry eggs everyone makes

>>7873372
/v/ here
That was the Fermi scandal; nVidia had to present the new Gtx 5xx generation but they had nothing on hand, so they actually went on stage using a gtx 4xx with those woodscrews to make it look like a newer card

>>7874691
SHE'S WHAT?!
That's not a face of a 13 y/o girl

>>7873192
It's the only way the chefs and managers will listen

>>7873192

Watch Hotel Hell.

>Calm comfy Ramsay like on UK Kitchen Nightmares
>Fucking disgusting horrifying
shit from the US
>Still shit food and gross kitchens

>>7875034
Projecting fat fuck woman detected.

I'm sorry I wasn't inclusive enough for you, bertha. But remember you control your weight. Not me, not McDonalds.

>>7873192
>>everyone is fucking insane
Unfortunately it IS filmed in the USA. not much they can do in this department

>>7876353

you are the reason /v/ is regarded as a mong board, those are flat top machine screws, completely standard,
>aka the same screws you use to mount the motherboard in your retardly fuckhueg ATX case despite in being current year

the real scandal was that they used fake components and didn't have a product to sell, no fuck off back to your smelly hole of pseudoscience and magical thinking

>>7873192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY

>>7875560
>Paxtis

this is next level shilling but I like it. i get into sky city a few times a year, I'll go to Paxtis next time. Give me a code word to identify myself, meatball man. I'll bring you a bottle of scotch or something

>>7873055
I like it like that

>>7874105
The only thing he did wrong was get caught

>>7872645
>>7872645
Holy shit lads, that titty bounce from the qt waitress at 34:10, I think I'm in love.

>>7872371
Fuck, I thought I was in /tv/ for a sec here

>>7877450
>ctrl+f 'kino'
>0 results

Nah, how could you make such a rookie mistake.

>>7872371
It looks good in the thumbnail but nasty in the video with closeups.

>>7875570
trying to find good nature documentary clips on youtube is like trying to find a place to sleep in firing range.
Maybe I'm spoiled from watching Planet Earth growing up but holy shit Americans cannot make good documentaries at all.

>>7877424
>that tiny face cuck on the left

The pizza is bad.

Everyone here saying they'd eat it....because even bad pizza is edible, it's very simply....bread, sauce, cheese, meat. Totinos Party Pizza isn't the worst tasting thing you could eat....but is it anywhere near a "good pizza'? Little Ceasars Hot N Ready isn't offensive tasting, but is it a GOOD pizza?

Raw dough is a big issue with pizza, it's one of the biggest fuck ups you could actually do with a pizza....I worked at a pizzaria and the number one thing pizzas would get brought back and refunded for was when a pizza got sent out undercooked which happened very rarely, this guy has been doing it EVERY DAY for decades by default

Another issue is that for all that grease it seems like he was using pretty cheap ingredients and too much of them

>>7876750
someone linked this in the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MfjWBhoM2k

now I'm hard

>>7877666
Looks like you desu Satan

>>7877424
where are the republicans?

>>7878068
In hell

>>7877884
>because even bad pizza is edible, it's very simply....bread, sauce, cheese, meat.
People like you should be shot
I bet you have never had a real pizza in your life

>>7878137
Jesus Christ, here we go again.

What do you think should be in a "real" pizza, if not bread, sauce, cheese, and meat? Fucking caviar?

>>7873192
US version is much more etertaining, If I want to be put to sleep I'll take a sedative.

>>7873211
Brit office was garbage, there's a reason they had to remake it.

>>7873192
why are most US versions of UK TV shows so fucking garbage

>>7878137
There is no version of pizza that is not literally that

And anybody who eats ANY pizza that has no topping other than cheese has the pallet of a 3 year old

>>7878137
Stay in your goza containment thread.

>>7874053
i fucking love that show, it's retarded and ridiculous and i love every minute of it

>>7877931
I was critical at first until it actually got me hard too. I swear I've seen a doujin where they just pass a chick like that around. need to find that shit.

>>7872371
Too much cheese, it's not nearly browned, the dough is too thick and most likely undercooked because of it. I don't see any part of that pizza that is right

>>7875817
She reminds me of a plumper Piper Perri.

>>7874499
Fuck that made me laugh hard

>>7872645
The waitress is a cutie

>>7872371

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTOfhQ_SZEg

>>7873192

Every US episode is THE EXACT same. I don't understand how it got so many seasons. I also don't understand how Hotel Hell or whatever, which is also the same thing even exists.

>>7882498
yeah, i watched the first UK season today and it's striking how organic it feels

like the first episode he just tells the chefs to fuck off and go door to door to get people in for the first dinner service

in the us version the producers just fill the place every time

>>7872666
Being a stoned college student doesn't really count as adulthood

>tfw I eat pizza with a fork and a knife
I do this for anything that is greasy. Am I a creep?

>>7874437
He'd probably shit on your ability to make a circle.

>>7878068
In heaven

>>7882931
>eats pizza WITH A FORK
WOOOOAAAH check out the quirky anon over here !!!! HE*S OUT OF CONTROL !!!

fuck you

>>7875570
Jesus fucking christ this. I am an american. I was born here. Why the fuck did my retard countrymen decide to fuck with "elegant british man quietly tells you about nature"? I loved that as a boy.

>>7872842

Whats the big deal? Is there really a difference between canadian and maine lobster

>>7882498
>I don't understand how it got so many seasons. I also don't understand how Hotel Hell or whatever, which is also the same thing even exists.
It's reality TV. Reality TV is a socially acceptable way to make fun of other people and feel superior. That's how this kind of shit works, yo.

he's using shitty cheese, that's why it's so fucking greasy

>>7877424
I don't know who any of those people are but there's something *wrong* with that photo. Like they're all aliens trying out their human disguises and haven't got it quite right

>>7874437
Where's the fucking crust?

>>7874499
you had me in tears m8

>>7873046
Gaby's prettier.

>>7875082
you're the first person to notice that i put that there

>>7882489
Definitely my favourite episode of the entire series. James May is a boss, loved the way he just bake the pie while drinking his way through the process.

>>7873259
Not Chicago deep dish. Do you even /pizza/?

>>7873998
They'd have to flavorblast the crust with ranch or dorito dust or something.

>>7885376
I noticed it before. Pointed it out in a thread a week ago.

>>7882489
oh man what an episode, James May's the best

Kitchen Nightmares Grorious Nippon when?

>>7872842
>>7873174
>>7883469

Lobster Council of Canada detected.

>>7872842
>The American lobster, Homarus americanus, is a species of lobster found on the Atlantic coast of North America, chiefly from Labrador to New Jersey. It is also known as Canadian lobster, true lobster, northern lobster, Canadian Reds, [3]or Maine lobster.

>watch the sushi ko episode
>that qt daughter

>>7887023

Homo Sapiens are both Caucasians & Africans

identical animals. Absolutely no quantifiable difference.

>>7887137
which begs the question: If you took a white mans ribs and a black mans ribs, do they have the same flavour?

>>7887205
if i ever had to eat human flesh, or got the opportunity, id definitely want to eat white meat. preferably female meat too, theres something gay about eating man meat

>>7872371
>ITT: times ramsay was wrong

>>7887205
diet matters

>>7887235
hot
o
t

>>7874009
deep dish is literally just pizza made in a pie tin, it's almost impossible for the crust to be thick

>>7887235
wtf
i hate gordon now

>>7886717

>Banana
>Peanut butter
>Jelly
>Hotdog bun

It's over. The Japs won. Everybody go home.

>>7874437
that's some mmm mmm good za!! yummy yummy in my tummy tummy mmm mmm mmmm!!!!

>>7887235
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10387503/Gordon-Ramsay-admits-to-spying-on-teenage-daughter.html

tfw you'll never be a teenager, skirting your few responsibilities to fuck ramsay's qt daughter

>>7887335
>tfw you'll never be a teenager,

Just wait a couple more years, itll happen big guy :)

>>7873940
>some ugly wop bitch
>not this godess

>>7887366
Sara was an arab, her accent was algerian

>>7887375
>arab
Even worse

>>7873635
I work in a kitchen where everything is bland, I don't even like eating there

>>7875252
does the qtpie waitress still work there?

>>7874437
>too much cheese
>under cooked
>bland
>too big

>TFW Amy from Amy's Baking Company flirts with me on Instagram

Watch out Sammy, you're gonna get cucked next time I'm in the area.

>>7873635
Even the chefs agreed

Jesus, that risotto brick

Which episode of Kitchen Nightmares should I watch today?

>>7887235
Guns don't kill people, dads with daughters do.

>>7887480
She married him for his money, lets be honest. They knew each other for 2 months or some shit before they got married.

>>7875817
Everyone else is slobbering over the teenager, but I'm more turned on by dad-mode Gordon

>>7882498
COMING UP
>fire truck sirens
THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE SCENES EVER SEEN ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
>Staff standing outside looking shocked
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS
>Woman screams "Oh my god!" over the show's logo

>25 minutes of ads

AND NOW THE SHOCKING CONCLUSION
"you're going to be cooking for a fireman. A journalist will watch so it's a big deal."

>>7872371
He made a lot of mistakes in this pancake recipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

>>7872645
This ended really nice. They almost fucked it up at the end, but flipped when Ramsey laid into them. Made me happy to see it work out in the end.

>>7887626
lots of these celebrity chefs do
Worst of all are the people who think they can do no wrong and that they're always right, unless it's another celebrity chef showing them the wrong of their ways. Had a housemate like that once and he pissed me off a fair bit with that type of shit. Just because they may be a good chef and a good tv personality, it doesn't make them some sort of de facto authority who can do no wrong.

>>7887651
Yeah, like why did he put potato chips in them though.

>>7887626
Saw that one on Facebook a while back. It's still funny.

>>7887617
That's Hell's Kitchen though

>>7887786
I was trying to do a hyperbolic exaggeration but it came out pretty realistic instead. Can't parody the ridiculousness of American reality tv.

does he know what he's doing

>>7888608
Is he going to drink it?

>>7873943

heard it too

>>7887626
>tosser

>>7876534
>being jealous of 13 yr old qt
How low can one really sink?

>>7874437

>>7887594
>that Masterchef Junior episode where he brought his daughter and tells the chubby kid to take her out for dinner.

Absolutely based.

Been watching this show nonstop all day. I fucking love this show. Bar Rescue is pretty good too.

>>7873833
>Perfect

>>7874470
>isn't a dumb fuck blonde fakeass bitch
>shit taste

>>7888988
Correct response:
>She's cute but fuck having you for a father in law.
If chubby dude had come back with that I'd vote him for president.

>>7873211
worst show ever made though?

>>7872666
trips
also that pizza looks good except for raw dough.

>>7872836
this... why are people citing reality tv. how stupid can u get.

>>7887205
Realistically, most likely not. The flesh of a Russian would be wildly different than that of, say, a native Guatemalan. Guatemalans are largely lactose intolerant, while Russians regularly consume dairy from a young age. An observant eater can differentiate between meat from a grass-fed hog and a corn-fed hog, even if their geographic distance was a mere miles. Any cannibals here that would like to chime in on this?

>>7875095
Of course the cheese falls off when you pick it up fresh out of the oven, hold it vertically and scrape it with a slicer. What kind of school cafeteria grade pizza do you eat?

>>7887235

>>7872836
owner of this place was convinced he had the best pizza in the country due to a critic rating he got about 30 years ago

>>7887480
crazy makes for a good fuck but that crazy will almost always backfire right on you

>>7872645
I'm surprised with how much people argue with Ramsey, there hasn't been a single person that's grabbed a chef's knife and stabbed him.

>>7875570
To be fair, though, that pun at the end is good.

But yeah, it's bullshit overall.

>>7876495
That's never made sense to me. When I get yelled at, I either shut down or get into a shouting match with the person who yelled.

However if you calmly offer criticism, I can learn from my mistakes.

>>7889148
You spend a lot of time thinking about the things you would totally say to people who bully you, don't you

>>7887366

she is ugly - even for a Euroasian

>>7872836
he was there to identify why the buisness was failing you dumb cunt.

>>7883682
It's Jeb Bush and some leftists. They all have good reasons for looking inhuman.