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7859418 No.7859418 [Reply] [Original]

Well, I just did it. About an hour ago, I got hit in the head hard enough to knock a chunk out of my left ear. I had to clip off the extra flesh, and decided to season it with salt and pepper, and sauted it in olive oil. I was actually pretty tasty. I don't know if it was just the presence of cartilage, or that I may have used too much salt, but my ear tasted honestly kinda like bacon.

Ask a guy who's committed autocannibalism anything I guess.

>> No.7859421

When and how do you plan to kill yourself?

>> No.7859432

>>7859418
how was the Chianti?

>> No.7859456

>>7859418
>had to clip off part of my ear
Don't they have doctors in burger land ?

>> No.7859462

>>7859456

They do, but nobody can afford them

>> No.7859463

>>7859418
Was it earlobe or above?

Did you eat the cartilage or chew around it and spit it out?

Would you do it again?

>> No.7859466

>>7859456
Would have cost him over 60k kek

>> No.7859470

>>7859463
It was the top portion of my ear, and I'm guessing it was mostly cartilage. I ate the whole thing. It was a small piece, about just once square centimeter, but I figured if I was gonna do it, I might as well not puss out.

>> No.7859474

>>7859456
>>7859462
>>7859466
Well, okay, I didn't HAVE to, but otherwise I would have had a big chunk of ear just dangling off of it, so, I just picked up some nail clippers and got rid of it.

>> No.7859478

>>7859456
>>7859462
I laughed my ass off while sitting on an aircraft carrier defending your pathetic yuropoor asses

>> No.7859484

>>7859478
From what? The white walkers? Lol.

>> No.7859505

>>7859484
Lanaster sympathizer detected

>> No.7859531
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7859531

>>7859478
Have fun risking your life in the middle of bumfuck no-where while we live our lives freely.

>> No.7859536

>>7859531
>while we live our lives freely.
Thanks to America.

You're welcome btw ;^)

>> No.7860249

>>7859536
Have fun risking your life in the middle of bumfuck no-where while we live our lives freely.

>> No.7860280

>>7859536
>Thanks to America.
hmmm... who sold chemical weapons to Irak, armed al kaida and send Bin Laden in a Terrorist bootcamp to improve his knowledge?

>> No.7860306

>>7859432
spspspspssspspspspspsps

>> No.7860347

>>7860280
That was australia

>> No.7860353

>>7860347
oh! sorry then... my mistake ...

go on America, save the world for us..

>> No.7860363
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7860363

>>7860353
We already did

>> No.7860375

>>7860363
and put a man on the moon ... we know... we know....

>> No.7860415

>>7859536
How about protecting your own shit country from homosexual terrorists and black snipers first?

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7860427

>>7859462

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7860430

>>7859505

>Lanaster