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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>be me
>19
>at outback steakhouse with my family
>decide to order a steak
>entire family orders their steaks well done with a side of ketchup
>fuckingcasuals.tiff
>the waiter looks pissed at their shit taste in steak
>sigh "anon what do you want?
>I grin
>"I'll have a steak"
>sigh... well done? she cuts me off
>"... medium rare, with a side of ranch"
>waiter throws out a sigh of relief and basicalily congrats me for not having shit taste
>even the people sitting near us were congratulating me
>my family looks uncomfortable
>cryingragingwojak.jpg'ing over my superior tastes
>the chef comes out
>"anon you have superior taste in steak. you can eat here free for a year"
>fuckyeah.png

And here I am, going to an Outback Steakhouse an hour away from me for free every day... Post your restaurant stories

>> No.7847640
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>Be me
>24
>Playin vidya in mah room
>Just woke up from a day of sleeping
>Mom calls me
>It's dindin
>I waddle upstairs
>MEATLOAF
>Start eating
>Pretty good, then I see it
>She fucking cooked onions into the meat
>spit it out
>Go back to my room

I fucking hate onions

>> No.7847642

>>7847640
KYS

Onions are GOAT

>> No.7847646

>be me
>remind myself to smack my head into a wall if I ever begin a post with "be me" non-ironically

>> No.7847651

>>7847626
>ranch

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>>7847626
>>7847640
>be me

>> No.7847677

And they said 'go'za posting was bad.

>> No.7847687

>>7847626
This seriously happened? I didn't think people at outback cared so much about what kind of steak you order...

>> No.7847818

>>7847626
medium rare masterace reporting in

>> No.7847820

>be me

>> No.7847826

>>7847687
If you order it with a side of ranch it's considered Australian style. Ranch dressing is auspicious in their culture

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Haha.... Posting it again... I gotta say I'm mad jelly that you got that tho lol

Pic unrelated

>> No.7847879

>>7847843
>rainbrodash
you have to be fucking kidding me

>> No.7847894

>>7847626
>steak with side of ranch
>superior taste

>> No.7847908

>>7847626
This was a retarded shitpost yesterday and it's still a retarded shitpost today.

>> No.7847935

>>7847640
Didn't I humiliate you on /pol/ last night >>79676713? And you have the audacity to post this same pathetic story.

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>>7847640
>>7847935
>You're a pathetic waste of space. A real piece of shit.

>You're 24 years old, with no job, sleeping all day because there's no purpose to your life. Then, you're such a rotten ungrateful little shit that you spit out the food that your mother worked hard to prepare for you. You only dislike onions because you live such a privileged and pampered life that you can pick and choose what you eat, rather than having to be satisfied with what you have. And that makes you weak.

>Forget girls, man. You've got a lot of work to do on yourself before you should even think of that.

>At 24 years old, not only should you be able to live on your own, you should be cooking for yourself, and would know the wholesome goodness of an onion, a food mankind has subsisted on for thousands of years.

>You're developmentally stunted; a grown child.