/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Seeds.
Fuck them
Fuck tomato seeds

Tomatoes are incredibly acidic.
They give a lot of people terrible heartburn.

People that treat bacon like some sort of ambrosia.

Like, it tastes very good and all, but really? Fuckers worship the damn thing like it`s gods's personal gift to mankind. IT'S NOT THAT GOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

>>7839651
They waste space in a sandwich/burger by making it wetter than necessary, cooling down the surrounding ingredients, and overall adding nothing in terms of a flavour boost. Useless, unless in salads, sauces, pasta, that sort of thing.

>>7839827
I'm with you. I've never been that into bacon, even as a kid, and all of a sudden one day everyone decided that bacon had to be in everything. Vexing.

>>7839827
>eating bacon, ever

>>7839651

I've never liked tomatoes. Idk, just a personal thing.

>>7839827

This 100%. The whole "bacon is amazing" fad got old real quick and is just sickening now. Like with bacon toothpaste and bacon cupcakes. It's a meat damnit.

>>7839842
Why are you storing your tomatoes in a refrigerator? It kills the flavor, asshole.

They taste too acid-y.
That's just raw tomato though.
Also, sun-dried tomato is usually leather, but other than that tastes gr8.

>>7839827
>trick one of them into eating pancetta
>they go broke because they (think they) discovered a god among gods
:^)

I believe that lobster is the biggest meme food of all.

>Rubbery sea cockroaches
>Disgusting bottom-feeding filter feeders
>fucking around with shells
>LITERALLY tastes like nothing at all
>cook it in butter, it tastes like butter.
>People used to give lobsters as a day's wage to their slaves, until the slaves fucking revolted because they were sick of eating lobsters.
>Make retarded amounts of money now, by pretending that rubbery tasteless chunks of sea bug meat are some kind of delicacy.

>>7839870
How is it a meme? All you've said is why you don't like it.

>>7839870
Lobsters taste good you fucktard. The ones given to slaves were the kind people dont eat, that look hairy and taste like rubber. And they are NOT RUBBERY.

I have a feeling someone sold you a shitty lobster passing ti as a gourmet on for a "killer price" and you think all of them taste liek the one you had.

>>7839874
The meme is when people spread the idea that lobster isnt shit

>>7839890
If people already had thought it was shit, they wouldn't hear one person say the opposite and latch onto it. Not a meme, you're just butthurt.

>>7839895
Not as butthurt as the guy that took the time to disagree with an opinion made by a stranger on the internet.

Why does it make you so mad that somebody insulted your bae food? Are you afraid you have shit taste?

>>7839902
It's been a long time since I've seen someone switch this quickly into auto-troll mode, that really takes me back. Thanks for sharing your opinion, sorry nobody's buying your story.

>>7839902
>Thread made so people can talk about shit foods and their opinions on them
>post opinion on what he reggards as a shit food
>get called out as a mad fag
>"Why you arguing man it the internet u mad bro" le trolle face

Nice shitpost.

>>7839911
>Somebody says tomatoes are shit
okay that's totally reasonable...
>Somebody says that bacon is shit
I can see where you're coming from
>Somebody says that lobster is shit
NO ITS FUCKING NOT YOU JUST HAVE PLEB TASTES

>>7839934
You've even jumped into capslock, I might start to feel bad that you came to this thread just to get shut down so hard.

>>7839934
No one said tomatoes were shit. There were just statements of personal aversion. The other poster admitted that bacon tasted very good, but had a problem with the way they over act in their expression of love for it.

Idk about you but i fucking cant STAND it when people put fatass chunks of tomato in chili.

I like them i just don't eat them whole like old people

>>7839870
Clearly never tried McDonalds Atlantic McLobster, made with 100% real lobster meat.