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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.7834730

>>7834637
I don't even take issue with that

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>> No.7834733

>>7834732
what is that even supposed to be

>> No.7834735

>>7834726
>plane food

Isn't that Air Koryo?

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>>7834721
what is that even supposed to be?

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>> No.7834748

>>7834743
are enchiladas supposed to be pretty?

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>> No.7834757

>>7834748
They're not supposed to be camouflaged by strange and numerous sauces.

>> No.7834758

>>7834730
The chocolate chips are milk chocolate instead of dark.

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>> No.7834764

>>7834756
I don't think I could get even drunk enough to want to eat this.

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Anyone here ever eaten Balut?

>> No.7834774

>>7834765
>Nachos 'Single mother Shaneeqwa' style

>> No.7834791

>>7834757
your life must be suffering

>> No.7834796

>>7834791
It is senpai. Probably gonna end it soon.

>> No.7834808

>inb4 this turns into another ja/ck/ thread

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>>7834808

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post rare ja/ck/s

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>>7834913

>> No.7834931

>>7834707
Fuck off

>> No.7834936

>>7834707
As far as well done steaks go, I've seen worse.
Still an affront, though.

>> No.7834939

>>7834765

If the broccoli was cooked I would love that desu

>> No.7834952

>>7834726
What shit airline is that? I flew Delta and Lufthansa in the last month and both of them had pretty good food. Stuffed chicken and coconut chicken on my trans Atlantic flights.

>> No.7834968

>>7834756
What is she adding on? I have a stoner roommate who wants to try this shit.

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>>7834756

>> No.7834989

One time I tried to make a cookie the same way that you make a pancake: in a pan.

It did not flip properly, and wound up becoming a scrambled cookie.

It became a sort of warm cookie cereal.

Not bad.

>> No.7835006

>>7834927
>Palestinians

wtf

>> No.7835020

>>7834637
>>7834758
this happens when you let your butter soften too much
the best amount of time (assuming you don't have a blender) seems to be about 15 minutes. That way it doesn't completely liquefy before you can cook your cookies. And also chill your dough for 30 minutes before use

>> No.7835028

>>7835020
not a blender, but you know what I mean

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>>7835006

>> No.7835100

>>7834968
>cooked onions and onions or veggie broth
>Mayo,BBQ, mustard or thousand island
>lime and lemon juice
>autism

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>> No.7835106

>>7835042
faggot.

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Krispy kream hotdog with bacon

>> No.7835117

>>7834637
still tastes good, thin crisps are the best

>> No.7835133

>>7834721
The fuck. Is this prison food?

>> No.7835136

>>7834737
Anchovies, olives, and sliced tomato...This is a fucking pizza disgrace.

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>>7835105

>> No.7835144

>>7835105
So desperate

>> No.7835159

>>7834927
>Dat chipped knife
I'm dyin

>> No.7835162

>>7835133
The filename kind of gives it away, retard.

>> No.7835164

>>7835109
Eww. That is the first thing in the thread to gross me out. True gore.

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>>7835106

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>>7834637

>> No.7835223

>>7834968
Corn, cotija cheese, half cream and random hot sauces.
I think the yellow liquid is nacho cheese.

>> No.7835230

>>7835223
>nacho cheese
Nah, unless I just wasn't paying attention she grabbed that bottle right off the room temp line. If it was cheese it wouldn't be stored at room temp

>> No.7835252

>>7835230
Can't be mustard either, we dont tend to use that here.

>> No.7835261

>>7835252
I was thinking it's a thousand island

>> No.7835268

>>7835261
Or Russian dressing

>> No.7835281

>>7834732
>>7834726
>>7834721
>air pyongyang

>> No.7835302

>>7835202
That's a big bite

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>>7835302
He is a big boy

>> No.7835321

>>7835311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0oX2nENEdo
>I'm a big boy

>> No.7835328

>>7835321
>>7835311
>>7835302
>>7835202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPqguNvfEQ

>> No.7835333

>>7835302
>>7835311
For you.

>> No.7835635

>>7834759

I can't be the only one who wants to see a time-lapse of it baking.

>> No.7835709

>>7834989
Honestly people on this board worry too much about presentation, if you're cooking for yourself and as long as it tastes good experimenting with shit like that is fine

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>> No.7835755

>>7834737
this looks good desu

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>>7835758

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>>7835762
"carbonara"

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>>7835763
"lasagna"

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>>7835766
""""""Sheperds pie"""""""

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>>7835772

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>> No.7835811

>>7834841
There's literally nothing worst than watching Jack eat. I would hate that .webm more if that adorable duck wasn't there. Thank you, Duck.

>> No.7835867

>>7834772
Yeah. Filipino here living in the US. One of the few things I miss from home.

I used to eat 2-3 of them a day because they were fucking cheap protein.

>> No.7835876

>>7835720
I dont know why, but this image just screams Finland/Russia/Baltics to me.

>>7835772
That looks like a horribly cheesy omelette, could possibly eat.

>> No.7835986

>>7834743
>Brown
Sauce it was cooked in most likely, probably made with black beans or something
>Green
Guacamole, or an avocado sauce
>white
Sour cream

There's nothing wrong with this except maybe the garnish.

>> No.7836056

>>7835739
That's actually an amazing dish. Chinese beef and egg over rice or wa dan oyok fan for a semi Cantonese/english translation.

>> No.7836094

>>7834714
It may not have come out right but it still looks delicious as fuck. I'd love to shove all that caramelised chocolate dough into my facehole.

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>>7834913
>he made Martin Freeman fat

>> No.7836115

>>7836056
Ah, I thought it was some disgusting American cheese

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>>7834772
More than disgust this just makes me feel sad. I mean, imagine your nice warm comfy home suddenly turning into a prison in which you slowly boil to death, unable to escape. The thing never even got to see its mother and experience the world.

Especially since ducks are intelligent and bro-tier unlike all other farm animals which are essentially mindless shitting machines put on earth for our eating pleasure.

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>>7834772
learn something new everyday.

>> No.7836168

>>7834913
he looks like an egg

>> No.7836171
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>>7835109
IS THAT KETCHUP?

>> No.7836178

>>7834737
I miss when this shit was getting spammed all over this board. Not nearly as obnoxious as all the 'go 'za posts.

>> No.7836180

>>7836132
man.... they say you are what you eat, so you must go down on a LOT of women.

>> No.7836185

>>7835755
But not better then a hot slice of 'go'za on a nice windy city morning

>> No.7836191

>>7835758
I thought it was butter for a while

>> No.7836197

>>7834756
lmao at foodie "culture" embracing this shit, but shitting all over processed/fast food in the u.s.

>> No.7836212

>>7834756
this webum is fucking with me... she first takes some hominy from the pot, but then takes nacho cheese sauce from the exact same pot later.
mexican wizardry.

>> No.7836234

>>7836171
it appears to be a jam or jelly of some sort, you fucking faggot.

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>>7836132
;_;

>> No.7836249

>>7834952
KLM actually has pretty great food, especially in business class. I fly KLM whenever I go to Amsterdam. Free booze even in economy, too.

Best food I've ever had on a plane, though, was when I flew Singapore Airlines first class. Satay skewers to start, then the meal was a perfectly cooked piece of prime rib, garlic mash, veggies, served on an actual plate. They even gave us proper steak knives. I could've hijacked the goddamn plane with that thing.

Also had unlimited free booze and a complimentary snack menu that included caviar, amongst other things.

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>>7836212
I asked this too once; someone here said the pot probably has separators in it.

>> No.7836254

>>7836234
who put that bug up your butt, take it down a notch pal.

>> No.7836255

>>7834721
I was disgusted until I realized it was salami. I'd eat it

I originally though it was raw hamburger meat

>> No.7836261

>>7834757
It's mole sauce with guacamole and crema.

That is a perfectly cromulent plate.

>> No.7836265

>>7834772
I have someone brought it in to work one day. It didn't look quite as bad as those pictures. Only had about 1/4 of an egg/chick didn't taste too bad, there were some chewy bits. It's more a psychological thing

>> No.7836267

>>7836254
sorry. autocorrect mb

>> No.7836276

>>7836267
Your autocorrect calls people faggots?

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>>7836267
>autocorrect

>> No.7836286

>>7836132
The fuck are you talking about? Pigs are smart as fuck

>> No.7836292

>>7836286
So are dolphins.

>> No.7836293

>>7834808
is jack really THAT bad? or is he just meme bad?

>> No.7836360

>>7836234

rude

>> No.7836361

>>7836292
dolphin's aren't farm animals

>> No.7836366

>>7834927
>>7834913
>>7834841
>>7834808
what or who is this ja/ck/ meme?

>> No.7836421

>>7835774
Not that bad famiglia

>> No.7836443

>>7836361
Huh.

Well, that explains why my farm went under.

>> No.7836466

>>7835774
That looks like a badly preppared wellington (as the filename implies) but nowhere near food gore level of bad.

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anyone that defends this, also supports isis

>> No.7836593

>>7836251
>>7836212

It's just steamed corn and then she adds the corn-flavored water for some reason.

>> No.7836603

>>7836180
XD

i totally LOLed way harder than I should have!!!!

>> No.7836633

>>7836555
what the fuck is that?

>> No.7836635

>>7836555

>that bait
>those numbers

>> No.7836642

>>7836555
What's wrong? Shouldn't add butter because it soaks up the flavor, but other than that looks awesome.

>> No.7836669

>>7836642
The problem (for me at least) is not the seasoning, it's the meat itself. It looks like a very good and tender steak, of the kind that you season only with salt. Not something to add butter and herbs to.

>> No.7836722

>>7834772
My friend ate it raw
He said it was crunchy.

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>>7836197
You don't actually know what a foodie is, do you anon? Makes me wonder what other kind of strawmen you create for things you perceive a dislike to.

The only person this is meant to appeal to is drunk at 2am

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>> No.7836783

>>7835302
For you

>> No.7836789

>>7836132
Spotted the vegan

>> No.7836797

>>7836745
>bullshit, the post

>> No.7836814

>>7834747

kek

>> No.7836818

>>7834841

what's with the tongue thing? why does he go down on his food?

>> No.7836834

>>7835986
it's mole. what real fucking enchiladas are cooked in.

>> No.7836838

>>7836255
Oh shit. That's what I was thinking. That's not too bad now

>> No.7836853

>>7834772
One of the most disgusting things I've ever tried.
Asians love that for some reason.

>> No.7836854

>>7835209
Kek, good one

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>>7836366
>he doesn't humbly prostrate himself before and loyally serve the King of /ck/

I bet you don't even eat pizza like pussy

>> No.7836927

>>7836882
>Only the dead can know peace from this evil

>> No.7836968

>>7836887

he's borderline downs, isn't he?

>> No.7836989

>>7836882
JESUS CHRIST DELETE THIS

>> No.7837043

>>7835020
>this happens when you let your butter soften too much

How are you supposed to mix it when the butter is cold not soft? I tried a recipe using cold, cubed butter but it just wasn't making a paste that could be sufficiently mixed until the butter softened.

Will try chilling next time.

>> No.7837047

>>7836968
Just low IQ I think, probably under 85.

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>>7835137

DELETE THIS

>> No.7837067

>>7836853
>Asians love that for some reason.

They also love to eat Dogs.

Apart from the Japs, Asians have the worst taste in food.

>> No.7837077

>>7834743
Apart from the shit lighting, this is nice looking as fuck. Black bean sauce with the guac and sour cream make for slick three-way contrast.

Ur a pleb, mate.

>> No.7837078

>>7835105
>just trying to do what I can with what I got

>>7835758
That actually looks pretty good.

>> No.7837092

>>7837077
You actually think that pile of shit looks good? You're the fucking pleb, my friend.

>> No.7837103

>>7836276
yes, faggot.

>> No.7837116

>>7836669
oh, i thought that was mold and some sort of meat growth.

>> No.7837164

>>7836633
souve steak, fucking cooking steak from a plastic bag in water

>> No.7837210

>>7834743

What's wrong with this?

>> No.7837214

>>7834744

>butter chicken over fries

Looks delicious, friendo.

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>>7837222

>> No.7837326

>>7835136
Are you seven?

>> No.7837370

>>7835109

302 AHAAT

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JYAKKU

>> No.7837400

>>7834743
NOT ENOUGH NEGATIVE SPACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.7837409

>>7836669
That's a rib eye, it's not that great of a cut.and ALL meat benefits from good herbs.

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>>7837409
>ribeye
>not great

>> No.7837451

>>7834707
fuck, that's rough. imagine chewing that thing, lol

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just like mom used to make

>> No.7837467

>>7834772
I ate one that as about as developed as top left. Maybe a little bit more. It had feathers and fully developed beak. I tried to figure out which end would be the ideal one to bit into to avoid the face first, and I did it backwards and got right to his head. Gooshed out some brain. It was an ordeal to finish, and frankly, it didn't even taste very good. I'd like to try a much less developed one, maybe something like bottom right.

>> No.7837476

>>7834756
That looks bomb as fuck! Of course it's junk food, but anything with that many sauces and different textures and flavors is almost guaranteed to be tasty in my book

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>>7837409
>That's a rib eye, it's not that great of a cut.

>> No.7837522

>>7837282
I remember that thread. Weird screenshot, desu sempai

>> No.7837547

>>7836882
>not posting the video
https://youtu.be/mAPBm_0ftAY?t=7m11s

fast forwarded to when they try it for your viewing pleasure

>> No.7837561

>>7836853
It's because they're essentially social insects

>> No.7837595

>>7836789
He literally said that other farm animals exist for our pleasure YOU RETARD

>> No.7837600

>>7835020
Bullshit
You could melt your butter and it wont do this
Probably needs more flour and the dough itself was also probably too warm
The cookies were also baked at an angle so someone fucked up real hard here
They could have also atleast greased their pan if they werent going to use parchment paper

>> No.7837606

>>7836165
>didn't learn about it when it was on every episode of Fear Factor.
>underage b&

>> No.7837607

>>7837600
I take that back
This dough was put on the sheet runny

>> No.7837611

>>7837600
You don't need a greased pan for this recipe. They came off the tray just fine. You're right that dough was probably too warm. Should have stuck it back in the fridge and chilled it for a bit but it was honestly due to the cookie trap warping in the heat. Never seen it do that. It coiled up at two ends on the first batch.

>> No.7837614

>>7834742
That looks like what Mcfarlane Toys would release as a collector's figure for The Blob.

>> No.7837615
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>>7834726
>HAMBURGER

>> No.7837629
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>> No.7837633

>>7836882
Almost vomited anon this is disgusting

>Mouthfeel

>> No.7837636

>>7837067
East Asians yeah,
India is pretty gokd

>> No.7837648

>>7837397
WHY DOES HE CUT LIKE THIS, WHAT TH EFUCK

>> No.7837662

>>7837636
>>7837067
SEA is the best. I'd die happy with a 6/10 Vietnamese wife willing to cook for me forever.

>> No.7837685

>>7836747
>Sea Bass

Well done that person.

>> No.7837744

>>7837164
>souve

Holy shit. Sous vide.

>> No.7837760

>>7836887
His technique for eating food reminds me of how I like my blowjobs.
He leads with the tongue, making sure to support what's going into his mouth with it.
Maybe, he's just really good at giving head?
Ja/ck/ could just be really, really good at giving head.

>> No.7837764

Anyone else see a dogs snout in
>>7836132
I originally was very confused just staring at the thumbnail

>> No.7837792

>>7835202
The eye contact is the most off putting thing about this

>> No.7837881
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>> No.7837941

>>7837881
Urrghj

>> No.7837976

>>7834732
Green shit with cum and cheese sauce?

>> No.7838021
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>>7836286
Yeah but what can pigs do that's actually useful? Except maybe find truffles I guess.

Ducks can keep vineyards healthy by eating snails and other pests and they can also protect you and raise an alarm when there's an intruder in the house.

>> No.7838073

Is desu senpai still filtered?

>> No.7838081

>>7835109
I'd probably take a bite or two and just leave it there. How anyone could finish that heart-attack is beyond me.

>> No.7838089

>>7837629

That's fucking delicious, what are you talking about?

Seems like a marketing ploy, but it actually works pretty well.

>> No.7838231

>>7834707
>>7834714
>>7834737
All look bretty good, would eat

>> No.7838238

>>7838089
>>Fucking delicious
>>pretty well

Pick one.

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>>7837792
>not enjoying staring into Ja/ck/'s baleful eyes

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>> No.7838348

>>7838328
Pretentiousness aside, that's about the most attractive way you could have arranged chicken, potatoes, and green beans.

That's some slimy ass baked chicken though, it's the kind where the skin just slides off as soon as you take a bite. 0/10

>> No.7838398

>>7834756
I genuinely think this is a joke

>Keeps squeezing lime onto it

my sides

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>> No.7838419

>>7837164
Or possibly even sous vide.

>> No.7838431

>>7838408
this kills /pol/ and /ck/ at the same time. Nice combo.

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>> No.7838483

>>7838408

$2.50 for women
$4.50 if you're a cis male mysogynist pig

>> No.7838503

>>7837397

I can't get over his stupid face when he slices that fucking pineapple

>> No.7838526

>>7834759
when you can't sleep cuz that one thing you did that one day a few years ago

>> No.7838635

>>7837043
It is difficult to mix but it is possible to mix butter softened in the refrigerator. You might be keeping your fridge too cold as well.
>>7837600
You don't need a greased pan for cookies. The butter in the cookies allow them to come off the pan with ease. Besides greasing your pan increases spread. Using melted butter is also a bad idea. Melted butter means lost moisture which helps your cookies puff up.

One trick to prevent spread in regards to the flour is use bread instead of all purpose. Replacing some of the butter with vegetable shortening and using only 75% of the chips listed are suppose to help with spread as well.

>> No.7838640

>>7838483
$1,000 is you are an evil capitalist business owner.

>> No.7838719
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>>7838328
If it was just some average Joe or house wife cooking this, I wouldn't really bat an eye..

>Cooking for me is an art... It can't just taste good it must look good

Fucking nope

>Color on beans are horrible, she probably didn't shock them.
>Chicken looks slimy, with no texture to the skin at all
>Litterally can tell by looking at the picture that the flavor is flat as fuck
>litterally threw things in 3 piles for plating

All these twats on social media who think they're a chef because they followed a buzzfeed recipe is just shameful, and it seriously downgrades the value of my/our profession. Considering all the American public gets all their information from social media, it makes us seem like we just picked the easy way out for a job.

>A cook knows how, a chef knows why.

>> No.7838808

>>7837760
>>7836887
He still drops a ton of shit despite his tongue technique. It obviously isn't doing shit for him.

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>>7837409

>That's a rib eye, it's not that great of a cut

>> No.7838866

>>7838328
Oh boy, I found her OKCupid account. Anyone up to troll her?

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Dlux_Rdbne21?cf=profile_similar

>> No.7838889

>>7834637
Not gonna lie, I've done this a few times.

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>>7838328
Cooking is an art, you say?

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>>7838328
Should I troll? Take note of my profile picture :^P

>> No.7838918

>>7834772
yes, its delicious but obviously horrible to look at

>> No.7838927

>>7838915
I think someone needs a life.

>> No.7838934

>>7838915
Leave that poor fatty black alone

>> No.7838940

>>7838897
THICC

>> No.7838943

>>7834726
HAMBAGA

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>>7838328
Yikes!

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>>7838328
Lawdy mama

>> No.7838972

>>7838440
As fucked up as it sounds, chocolate chip cookies and ketchup is actually really fucking good.

>> No.7838974

>>7838927
I'm at work, anon. Are you mad that I get paid to troll and shit post? I bet you are :•>

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>>7838328
humuna humuna

>> No.7838986

>>7838915
nobody's asking you to do anything
take this to /r9k/ or /b/ fuck

>> No.7838989
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7838989

>>7838974
Sitting in a day care center watching Cartoon Network hardly qualifies as work you socially inadequate cretin.

>> No.7838992

>>7838989
>Sitting in a day care center watching Cartoon Network hardly qualifies as work you socially inadequate cretin.
kek

>> No.7838996

>>7834841
BIG BOY BITE

>> No.7838999

>>7838989
b-but that's literally all I did at a Boys & Girls club two summers ago anon

i-i'm not a bad supervisor

>> No.7839003

This thread has been moved to >>>/trash/2850122

>> No.7839012

>>7838989
#rekt

>> No.7839069
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>>7834637
"švargla"

>> No.7839073

>>7837222
looks like a fukken boss battle

>> No.7839080

>>7834732
Lasagne

>> No.7839089

>>7836132
you're a dumbass faggot if you think ducks are the only intelligent farm animal

and no, they're not bro-tier, they are in fact a bunch of marauding, angry rapists

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>>7835333
checked and keked

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>>7839089
>marauding rapists
>not bros

>> No.7839102

>>7839097
google duck penis and duck vagina and enjoy that rabbit hole

just know that the species has literally evolved to rape (and resist rape) better

there is absolutely nothing bro tier about ducks

>> No.7839108

>>7837047

>Wears NFL jerseys casually

That's sub-90 IQ, certified.

>> No.7839110

>>7838989
How'do you figure me out anon? You sure got me :) I bet if you knew up much I got payed for "sitting in a daycare center", you'd become physically ill and reevaluate your life decisions.

>> No.7839150
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>>7838328
>I'm not as picky as I used to be about food

Kek, as if this bitch was ever picky. Well, OK, maybe she used to just eat cheesy potatoes.

>Besides, i'd rather a home cooked meal than a restaurant dinner.

JUST look at the quoted post

>> No.7839163

>>7837976
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlR_ccnZww

>> No.7839165

Dating sites were made so plus size women could mate. Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.7839171

>>7838503
easiest motion to make without burning his precious calories from his fat

>> No.7839187

>>7836180
Upvoted! Most people won't understand your joke but I caught on, 'tis good to see someone else with a dark sense of humor on this subchan

>> No.7839198

>>7836633
Steak sous-vide, which is french for steak in a vacuum

>> No.7839209
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7839209

Keks inbound

>> No.7839212

>>7839198
Doesn't sous mean under?

>> No.7839218

Who da fuck r u sick fucks imma call da fuckin police if u dont take shit bout me down NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.7839225

>>7839209
The ammount of cringe is above FDA approved level by a factor of 12. Just fuck off. No one cares about her or is doing anything to her. And the level of whiteknight is depressing, even if meant as a parody.

>> No.7839229

2 dat nigga dat posted my okc page u gun get arrested if u dont delet that muhfyckin shit right fucking now!!!!!!

>> No.7839233

>>7837222
>bass battle

>> No.7839237

>>7835709
Then don't take photos of it and post them online

>> No.7839279

Im fuckin srs tho, delet my shit u fuckin haters iv called the police

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>>7839225
Dude, come one, just ignore and report if it rustles you so much. From where I sit, I've cringed more at your attempt to be clever than anything else on this quickly derailed thread.

>> No.7839299

>>7839290
Fuckin kek. Someone's been roleplaying

>> No.7839559

>>7836747
>Kobe and Wagyu the 2 best steaks
>well done
people like this should just fucking end it

>> No.7839786

>>7837614
topkek

Loved those old Spawn figures they had.

>> No.7839793

>>7836103
Fucking hell man ... I laughed way harder than I should have. Good eye.

>> No.7839837

>>7838483
what if you're a cis male misogynist pig but tell them you identify as a nigger woman?

>> No.7839848

>>7839837
You get a discount. And if they say they dont belive you make a scene and do your best neggress impression to shame them into giving you it for free.

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>>7834841

>> No.7840034

>>7836882
One of the few videos I didn't bother finishing. Filthy indeed.

>> No.7840039

>>7839837
You gon broke the matrix

>> No.7840062
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7840062

polish prison food

no wait it's polish hospital food

>> No.7840071

>>7836094
That's a steak, anon...

>> No.7840138

>>7834765
Why is the broccoli blue?

>> No.7840152

>>7840138
It's raw. Raw brocolli has a somewhat blueish hue to it.

>> No.7840162

>>7837629
Ramen burgers are absolutely delicious.

Kill yourself faggot

>> No.7840167

>>7838408
>not going in and asking for one gingerbread man

>> No.7840174

>>7838915
>Should I troll?
Epic. Simply epic. I've just liked your post and I went ahead and told the guys at bee that youll be joining them soon (:^]

>> No.7840198

>>7836056

Always a delight trying to spell cantonese in english

waat dan nao yuk fan would have been my wild stab

>> No.7840313

>>7834848
I would eat this

>> No.7840317

>>7835739
Would eat also

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>>7840313
>>7840317
>admitting to being a human garbage disposal

>> No.7840326

>>7837409
'll agree that ribeye is no porterhouse but it's still a good cut of meat. Especially when you buy an eye of rib and cut your own steaks.

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>>7838989

Jesus Christ

>> No.7840335

>>7837629
They taste good but fall apart and are annoying to eat with your hands

>> No.7840341

>>7834759
>>7835635

oy vey mr goldstein, it's getting hot in here

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>>7838323

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>> No.7840361

>>7834747

ty

>> No.7840369

>>7838323

cringed more at the thumbnail save. saved.

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>>7840357
Jesus fucking christ, why?

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>>7840357
>milk

DELETE THIS

>> No.7840486

>>7835758
That is the first time i have ever seen a battery on a phone above 25%

>> No.7840541

>>7837881

why is he cooking soup in a hollowed watermelon rind

>> No.7840570

>>7835328
>Okay here we go, ready?
WHY EVERY TIME
WHY

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>>7834756

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>>7840570
He just wants to make sure you're ready

>> No.7840684

>>7840570
MMMMM

>> No.7840689

>>7834927
psssh... nothin personnel... Aunt Myrna...

>> No.7840695

>>7840071
Tries to say something patronizing in an attempt to be funny
>Steak
>Says souffle in the file you fucktard

>> No.7840697
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>>7834742
Reminds me of the fungus from Pikmin 2.

>> No.7840704
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>>7836882
that's one of the worst things I've seen on /ck/

>> No.7840735

>>7839187
>>7836603
you're just as grimace-inducing and autistic as he is, fuck off

>> No.7840796

>>7840695
Damn, bitch. Looks like your fat menopausal ass does needs some chocolate.

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7840966

>>7839102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

>> No.7840968

>>7834744
i dont think you understand how good that would be

>> No.7840970

>>7834714
It's fucking Lava Cake. It's supposed to look like that.

>> No.7840980

>>7834841
>tfw i kept expecting the duck to get the hot dog or something

>> No.7841104

>>7838408
wtf do gingerbread men normally come with dicks and balls where this is sold? what's the difference between a genderless gingerbread figure and a regular one?

>> No.7841208

>>7834759
Meat baby requires sacrifice.

>> No.7841266

>>7839069
that looks rly nice. looks like brawn with some spices and stuff. 10/10 would have with sourbread, sliced onions and splash of vinegar

>> No.7841279

>>7835328
mmm

>> No.7841390

>>7841104
Leftists are rebels without a cause. Gingerbread men are genderless except for their name. They are playing a pointless name game. Vegan on the label gets me more worried. That means no milk, eggs, butter, and possibly even sugar. Doesn't sound like a cookie I'd want to eat.

>> No.7841422

>>7835006
He literally said that Palestine should be napalm bombed.

>> No.7841495

>>7841422
Palestine is a source of contention. If a Chernobyl incident would occur to make the whole of Palestine including Israel uninhabitable for years to come that could only be a good thing.

>> No.7841857

>>7840357
>I don't know why our family is overweight, we have a healthy diet
why don't they just eat a block of cheese for dinner and be done with it?

>> No.7842056

>>7841857
That's dessert, shitlord

>> No.7842750

>>7834637
https://youtu.be/Se5v-Ym9j8c?t=1m2s

>> No.7842780

>>7842750
Why. Just fucking why. Who in their right mind would boil macaroni with energy drinks?

>> No.7842834
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>>7842750
Is this the national dish of Finland?