/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm triggered. What a goddamn faggot.

>>7826768

I think it is quite possibly the most cringe worthy autistic video I have ever seen. And I have seen a lot such as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy95hbGiBmI

I really don't get why he can't order off the kids menu though desu

>>7826771
Worse than this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZneYxAjOsc

>>7826773

Well, because he's an adult. But besides that, the manager did allow him too. However, even after that he made a huge deal about the drinks and was being an overall massive faggot in the restaurant, dipping his fingers in the bowl and licking them, recording everyone, and ordering a drink with no ice, and then demanding a side cup of just ice. He's obviously a retarded manchild autist and his tastebuds are not even fucking developed enough to order something off a regular god damn restaurant menu. He must have his bland kids food. Fucking retards like this I swear. If you are a grown up and still eat stuff off a kids menu, it's time to face the fact that you're a pleb.

>>7826781

My god. I could not get past more than 2 minutes. Whenever I feel bad about myself I watch videos like this. And suddenly life does not seem so bad. People like this actually exist. Let that sink in.

Real talk...you could have told me this was a Chris Chan video and I would have believed you

>>7826803
>>7826803

It's that bad huh

>>7826782
pleb or not really don't get why you gotta get a manager to order off the kids menu

Is it a price thing where they don't want people only ordering $5 worth of food sitting in? or is it because its a snobby thing for the restaurant

this really should've been a non-issue at this establishment desu

You don't know how many people ordered chicken nuggets and fries at my restaurant and I don't give a fuck and just give it to them even if they were 50+ year old folks

>>7826811

If you're an adult going out to eat and plan to order off the kids menu, you might as well pick up a bag of frozen chicken nuggets and mountain dew from the local supermarket.

>>7826816
so its a restaurant attitude thing?

>>7826811

Depending on the establishment it can be both. But generally speaking if it's an average restaurant, it's a money thing.

There is nothing wrong with chicken strips and fries. Plenty of bars have them and I will sometimes share an order with a friend in a pub but the thing is that the chicken strips/fries are a large portion. But it's an occasional thing and if I am out for dinner in an actual restaurant I want something tasty, filling, and not childish. I guarantee that the autist in the video is the type to fuss over eating greens.

>>7826752

lol he mentions/admits he's jewish.

>>7826752
>orders off kids menu to save a few bucks
>turns out he's jewish
WOW WHAT A TWIST

>>7826752
based trump

>>7826855

>People think Gordon Ramsay is a better chef that Jacques Pepin
>Adults who order off the kids menu
>Pineapple on pizza
>Pepsi over coke


FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7826752
What a disgusting fucking cunt, lmao. I hate his retarded face and spiel and the fact that he recorded this. Also, god bless the fact that faggots like him can potentially get thrown in jail.

>>7826752
People keep calling this guy autistic but he's just a dick, can you people go 5 minutes without using 4chan buzzwords?

>>7826752

it's autistic but why the fuck won't they let him order from the kids menu? hell, I don't even know whether that's common practice over here in germany

why not let people eat what they want? if they can't eat much then that's that, isn't it?

the dude talks like an autist though, jesus

>>7826878
I don't know man, have you ever met somebody on the spectrum? This guy seems to have that classic combo of strangely valid yet untenable logic and complete lack of self-awareness.

>>7826752

If I was the manager, I'd just throw him the fuck out, let him pay for a kids' drink and never let him in again. americans are fucking retarded at problem solving. it's always "I'MMA CALL THE COPS IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I WANT!"

>>7826888
>lack of self-awareness

If he lacked self-awareness he wouldn't have been such a smarmy, sarcastic dick to the waiters/manager...he knew what he was doing.

>calling the cops for a 2$ drink
>tfw the manager was actually in the wrong because the guy wasn't informed that he had to pay more if the exception was made
>tfw withholding information is actually forbidden
>cops are actually on the side of the manager

only in clapistan

>>7826752
what a stupid fucking cunt, I hope this isn't you op, kill yourself.

>>7826834
>thinking he's actually jewish, and not just a massive douche taking advantage of the stereotype for lulz

You're a gullible one.

>>7826771
LOL staged as fuck, no one in their right mind acts like that.

>>7826787
I'm an omnivore so what should I do?

>>7826907

well, fucking duh. the guy is retarded

>>7826902
news flash, it is obviously op, he posted this on /pol/ and probably some other boards.

>>7826902

No it isn't me you fucking retard.

>>7826915

Suck dick for money. Good source of protein. Maximize them gains.

>>7826941

Meant for

>>7826910

>>7826885
because it's much cheaper. the adult size is 10$ more and you get about 1/4 more food. the only reason restaurants do this is to show courtesy to the parents, who are already spending money on full sized meals.
the guy is a greedy jew.

>>7826903

looks like a jew to me.

More
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIAqHcpm4wk

>>7826885
There isn't a large enough margin on kids food to make money

>>7826981

He looks like Martin Shkreli

He is also a fucking autist.

And this is a great way to get your food fucked with.

Adults asking to order from the kid's menu will not tip. Fuck these poor scum bags.

Kids menus, senior housing communities, and ladies nights at bars ALL ought to be abolished. It's the current year, after all. That restaurant owner is an actual time traveling ageist nugget Nazi.

>>7826752
>kids menu 10 and under
>manager still lets him order off the kids menu
>dude still be a cunt

seriously the fuck. i hope they spit and shit in his fucking kids meal before serving it to him.

>>7826752
this is exactly the kind of person that comes on here and starts those "tipping is dumb, I never tip" threads.

>>7826752
Average trump voter: the video

>>7826860
Take that stupid frog back to /r9k/ or reddit you dumb fuck.

>>7827045

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7826901
>mfw burgers get BTFO

>>7826860
I love pineapple on pizza, and I'm most likely going to choose Pepsi over Coke, if I get the chance.

Does this anger you?

>>7827102

I like to pour pepsi and ranch on my 'double roni za

>>7826752
You would get berated on here for ordering off of the kids menu you fucking retard

>>7827121

>He thinks /ck/ is made up of anything but 90% manchildren

Most threads are about what pizza to order and frozen food and prepackaged snacks and fucking cereals you newfaggot.

>>7827123
Thank you for that irrelevant fact. What I said is still true.

>>7827128

What you said is horseshit and you know it.

>>7827080
>classic image.jpg
>classic inaccurate information shitpost by austrailia

>>7826771
Probably the most ayutistic pairing of sentencxes in the english language happen in this video:

>"Your _____ is offensive!!!"
>"I have the right to free speech in this country!"

Yeah, you're both retards.

>>7827080
American Eagle is cute! CUTE!

>>7827176
>ayutistic
>setencxes

>>7827232

Maybe anon is tired or typing on a phone.

>>7826771

The remix was great though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXSG09xjSNA

>>7826752
I feel ashamed on giving this person a view to feed their ego. Him and his retarded girlfriend.

Please don't reproduce.

>>7826860
People who don't like pineapple on pizza have babby taste.

I bet you order extra cheese on a stuffed pizza with a side of cheese sticks with extra cheese and double pepperoni. Enjoy your coronary at 30.

>>7826752
I don't understand, he wanted to order something and chose one of the things on the menu.

Why is the autistic manager not letting him do it and then acting like a complete cunt to one of his customers for ordering off his menu?

Is this another American autistic thing like tipping?

>>7827273

Wrong. My go to is cheese stuffed bacon crust with double cheese and meat lovers with extra meat and Jalepeno. And I get the Italian bread sticks with lots of ranch and bbq sauce. Fit for a king. Fruits on pizza? Don't reproduce. You are not fit to eat the za of the kings. Loser.

This guy has a gf

You don't

>>7827505

That's because I am having an affair with an engaged woman

>>7827505
>you don't
Well I wouldn't if she looked like that, so you're half right.

>>7827278

>defending this smug manchild cunt

But why? What's the fucking point of having a strictly for kids menu?

>>7827596
To be honest it's terrible customer service, if someone wants to order something off the kids menu any reasonable place wouldn't make a fuss about. Fucking fast food restaurants will remake food for you if it doesn't look good enough, there really isn't much of a reason to straight up insult your customers be cause they want kids food, even you do think it's childish. He acted like an ass after he was refused, but was pretty assholish to deny him chicken nuggers in the first place.

faggoty millennials

Reminds me of the Buffalo wings autist

>>7827598
Restaurants do not make money off of the kids menu. It is there strictly for the courtesy of the parents. that's why many places do kids eat free promotions

>>7827624
Charge him extra?

>>7827632
Then he would cry about getting charged extra. You can't win with these types of people

Wow, this is truly unbelievable. How can a man be such a.. wow I don't even know how I should call him because on Insult would not be enough for this absolutely appropriated behavior. He's rude, he's greedy, he is ungrateful and on top of all this, he acts with this shitty attitude as if he would be superior from a moral and rational point of view. I really hope that one day he tries to fuck with the wrong guy and gets his stupid face punched into an ugly mosaic. What a douche. Seriously, this really made me mad.

>>7826957
>"courtesy"
You mean drawing them in with Jew money making tactics?

>>7827645
on=one, appropriate=inappropriate

I was so enraged, I wasn't even able to wright in a correct manner.

>>7827632
Nigger did you watch the video? He made am entire fucking scene over having to pay for a drink.

>>7827587
I think she's cute

>>7827633
Yeah but then you atleast tried, and if he slightly less awful they'd even make a profit. To be honest when charging significantly less for kids food it should part of a deal that only goes in effect if there are already adults eating with them, a lot of places do this.

>>7826771
What was on the sign?

>>7827653
No I couldn't, I guess he is a cunt then.
To clarify I meant I couldn't sit through it because it was cringey. Also he would have been a cunt anyway just a cunt you could deal with.

>>7827666
Nice satanic trips, BUCKO

>>7827505
Yes, I do.

>>7826903
>>7826964
He definitely has a jew face

>>7826773
At the last resteraunt I worked at the kids menu portions were pretty big and when we let adults order off of it no one was buying the regular priced menu. Could be why

>>7827669
Doubtful. It was pretty clear he had every intention in that video of just being as big of an asshole as he possibly could. Even when thr manager allowed him to order off the kid's menu, he continued being an insufferable faggot in every way possible. Even before he got his bill and saw he was charged for a drink.

>>7826773
Restaurants don't make money off of kids menus, they have them to be nice to parents with kids since they eat less and thus shouldn't pay as much

>>7826811
It's a money thing, if you have a cheap menu for children, parents are more likely to bring their kids into the restaurant, thus you keep it kids only.

>>7827280
>wrong my go to is SLIGHTLY different! HA showed you faggot

>>7827624
>It is there strictly for the courtesy of the parents.
Why? If parents don't care to pay for their kids to be profitable restaurant customers, they shouldn't take the family to eat out.
Set the small meals suitable for kids at profitable prices, and let anyone buy them.

As a bonus, you'll have less mess to clean up, and less noise from brats bothering profitable customers.

>>7827725
You're retarded.
>hurr let's have less people come in and make less money, that will totally make my restaurant successful

>>7827730
They're only breaking even, not profiting, on the customers they'd lose.

>>7827741
Right because the little children are coming to the restaurant by themselves

>>7827666
Oh fuck off, I'm tired of hearing this every time the video is posted.

You can pause it at about 20 different moments and SEE what it says.
fucking moron.

>>7827741
Wow...

>>7826860
No restaurant in the world sells pepsi and coke.

>>7827273
Not him but. I don't like pineapple on pizza. I dont like cheesy pizza either. I like pizza with vegetables and mushrooms. I don't mind if somebody else eats pineapple pizza but i just can't handle that texture look and flavour.

>>7827278
>is this another American autistic thing like tipping?
>the autistic manager
>classic 4chan buzzword

not tipping in America is actually the autistic thing. people on the spectrum dont generally understand or follow social norms and may try to justify it with logic that may or may not make sense.
someone who doesn't tip here probably has either autistic or narcisistic tendencies, or they are poor.

>>7827596
wouldnt that picture make "cheese?"

The reason he can't order from the kids menu as an adult is because the kids menu is only there to be fair to parents who have children. The idea behind the kids menu is that kids don't eat that much, and so shouldn't have to pay the same price as an adult. The kids menu exists solely to benefit the adult, it wasn't made for people that eat less, it was made for the people that bring in the people who eat less. It's a courtesy to the people that pay full price.

It's the same idea as kids prices at an amusement park or a theater. You wouldn't ask to pay the child admission price would you? That's essentially what this disgusting autist is doing.

>>7827874
>You wouldn't ask to pay the child admission price would you?

But that's not the same thing at all. A ride at the amusement park is the same for an adult or a child.

On the other hand, a child's meal at a restaurant is less food and ususally of a simpler preparation. It makes sense that a child's meal is cheaper because a child's meal is a smaller portion of simpler to prepare food.

It's no different than the menu at most restaurants: an expensive ingredient like lobster or steak will have a higher price on the menu than less expensive ingredients like a hamburger or a pork chop.

>>7827806
I am autistic and I tip 10%-33% no matter what I eat.
Project your shit on another social group you uneducated, presumptuous fuck.

>>7827914

Yeah, you're right. You are autstic and don't understand generalizations.

A group doesn't have to be 100.00% associated with something in order for general trends to be true. Just because you are an exception doesn't mean that general trends aren't true for the rest of the group.

>>7827914
I can tell you are autistic. I didn't say all autistic people dont tip, but that not tipping is more likely to be autistic than tipping.
the point was that the people who don't tip are likely autistic or narcisistic, not that autistic people don't tip.

>>7827806
>someone who doesn't tip here probably has either autistic or narcisistic tendencies, or they are poor
or they're jewish

>>7827890
>same for an adult as it is for a child
No. The child may not even be able to get on the ride because of height restrictions. And there are a couple amusement parks with certain attractions that restrict based on age.

At theaters, kids generally have shitty attention spans and dont have the capacity to fully enjoy a movie, but again the kids prices are there to benefit the adult

In all situations, the adult thinks he ought to be paying less for his kid, and that is why the system exists. If no adult thought like that, then kids prices and kids menus just wouldn't exist.

It is made with the thought in mind that they'll get at least one full priced sale along with the "discounted" one.

>>7827935
or black.

>>7827926
No I think you're accusing the wrong people.
The man in the video is not autistic, just a retard trying to make a video for his shit channel.
I can't believe you fire shots at autism over shit like this. People have been intentionally doing stupid shit on camera since youtube was released.

But no. It's autism. Autists would never have an extra $1 to throw their server on their one man meal, would they?
Do you have any clue what you're talking about?
Autists have no friends so you actually believe that we are ever going to have to tip more than $2? And our neetbux doesn't cover that?
Give me a fucking break and go make fun of a MR kid please instead of getting blown out by autism.

>>7827948
>getting mad over a buzzword
I don't think you belong here

>>7827948

I am not him but I sympathize with you. It's mean to be so tough on you

>>7827948
reminder: this all started with someone responding to >>7827806

>>7826752
poor manager guy, hopefully he learns from that experience and don't make any concession from the start next time around. Some people are worth making an exception for, and some people are just an utter waste of time and energy. You could tell from the start the guy was being a retarded dick and you had the confirmation the moment you saw his ugly mug, not to mention he knew one of them. Should have told them to fuck right off

>>7826939
>defending your anonymous reputation

>>7827957
plus the fact that he was filming. when someone has their camera out theyre probably making a fool of themself or recording someone else making a fool of themself.

>>7827948
Taking everything literally is a major symptom of autism.

>>7827610
Just shut the fuck up cunt.

>>7826752
>Nothing personal I'm jewish

>>7827967

Leave me alone

I can tell that the autistic autist is autistic, really really autistic because autism autism autism....


Autism.
You people sound like retards.

>>7827806

Yeah youre missing the real group who doesn't tip

>>7826901
>defending this waste of human resources

>>7826773

Because if everybody did that there'd be no kids menu items left for the kids....

For pasta it doesn't really matter but for other things like kids pizzas and dino nuggets it kind of fucks up the food inventory for the day/night.

I hope he and his mediocre girlfriend burn alive in a magnesium fire. Fucking subhumans.

>>7826771
You mess with the mark, you gonna get sharked

>>7826752
If anyone had half a brain here they would say that even though the waitress told him the kid's sized drink was included and TOLD HIM THAT and brought out the adult sized drink what he should have done is sent back the drink and demanded the necessary kid's sized drink in order to take advantage of the loophole that would have saved him the $2 or whatever the adult sized drink was.

Jews can't even jew properly

>>7826901
I agree calling the cops was retarded but the guy should not be defended. The manager could claim he gave the exception under duress due to badgering, fearing the man may do something crazy.

>>7826752
> I'm Jewish
> I'm German

fucking kek

>>7827176
It's a fair response and the guy was just attacked give him a break

>>7826982
>He is also a fucking autist.
No, he's a sociapath. Please learn the difference. Not all neurological conditions are autism, and both of these guys are obvious sociapaths with a single mind to their own gain no matter the expense to others.

>>7827957

really the only good post ITT

hope the manager learned something from this. Just say NO to autismal man-cunts

>>7828274
If anything it can also be justified to the fact that he was making the rest of the customers in the restaurant really uncomfortable on top of it.

Then again, the manager should have just kicked him out at that point of been done with it. Not really worth arguing with a complete retard over like 8 bucks.

>>7826981
Such a punchable face

Hope this faggot gets raped and murdered someday

>>7826907
>no one in their right mind acts like that.
I don't think you've seen a liberal

>>7826981
I genuinely hope this guy gets cancer.

>>7827948
Fuck off, autist

This guy's a dumbass
Here's a better way to do it:
>order an adult's meal and 2 children's meals to go
>drop a hair in the adult's meal and return it the next day for a full refund.