Cringe thread

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Anonymous Fri Jun 24 23:28:26 2016 No.7814949 [Reply] [Original]

Cringe thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 24 23:30:27 2016 No.7814956 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1462259734601.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 24 23:33:39 2016 No.7814964 >>7814956 >>7814949 T-these have to be jokes right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 24 23:36:00 2016 No.7814967 >>7814949 this gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 24 23:40:56 2016 No.7814973 >>7814964 welcome

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 00:14:16 2016 No.7815049 >>7814949 You triggered me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 00:18:49 2016 No.7815065 File: 240 KB, 450x360, 1464152793382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7814956 Juicy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 00:51:42 2016 No.7815149 File: 582 KB, 1458x2592, 1465083130647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 00:54:00 2016 No.7815153 >>7814949 Whatever fucking happens in the first shot is used

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 00:54:35 2016 No.7815155 >>7814949 More like YLYL THREAD LOLOLOLOLOL LMAO AYYYY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 08:40:56 2016 No.7815750 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk66RvZj0Zw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxeMssCO0LM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 08:56:41 2016 No.7815772 >>7814949 .... is the oil not even to temp? Shit looks like its cold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 09:08:04 2016 No.7815792 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, People actually pay for this..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 09:11:41 2016 No.7815801 File: 239 KB, 1012x1368, 1447896967052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7815792 what latin american hellhold is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 11:41:26 2016 No.7816126 >>7815792 I'd eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 11:57:31 2016 No.7816152 >>7815792 >endlesspain.webm it just doesnt end, how do you even come up with that "recipe"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 13:25:17 2016 No.7816365 >>7814949 Looks like the motherfucker is putting it in cold water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 13:30:33 2016 No.7816381 File: 415 KB, 3264x2448, 7I4Nt8q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7814949 jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 13:30:36 2016 No.7816382 Don't you people ever get tired of reposting the same jack webms ever single thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 13:46:13 2016 No.7816422 File: 102 KB, 1282x778, food safety.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816381 here have a still shot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 13:53:57 2016 No.7816441 >>7815801 Holy shit. the eggs I made when I was a child looked better than that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 13:55:17 2016 No.7816445 >>7814956 What does he actually say during this bit? Does he address the blood clot or the fact that the chicken is clearly undercooked or does he just bullshit about how juicy or perfect it is or something like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 13:56:18 2016 No.7816446 >>7815801 How do you even make eggs that look like this? It is a first attempt at trying to poach them or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 13:56:34 2016 No.7816448 What is up with that frying pan anyways does it have VTEC

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:00:33 2016 No.7816460 File: 12 KB, 320x240, colonel_klink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816422 >cell phone in the used meat trays every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:05:31 2016 No.7816468 >>7815065 What's up with his eye Is his body just a pestilent, writhing host for all the food borne illnesses he creates?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:09:00 2016 No.7816474 >>7814949 The most triggering part of this is him setting the entire corn dog into lukewarm oil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:11:01 2016 No.7816478 >>7816446 looks poached then fried

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:13:39 2016 No.7816487 >>7815792 >That'll be $7 plus tip! ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:16:32 2016 No.7816490 >>7816445 he actually says that it's totally fine to eat the piece he cut off but he's going to nuke the rest of the chicken.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:16:35 2016 No.7816491 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, cream cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816445 He notes the blood but then says pop it in the microwave for 15 secs should be good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:23:10 2016 No.7816503 >>7816491 Is that chocolate? It looks like some kind of jam or something out of an AVGN skit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:24:24 2016 No.7816505 File: 1.51 MB, 1280x720, celery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816503 it's Jack's stool post-Salmonella poisoning

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:29:59 2016 No.7816517 >>7816505 I can't stop laughing at the slices of celery still on the knife. Just fucking why

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:30:49 2016 No.7816519 Someone should make a webm of his sharp knives. Protip: they are as sharp as jack. @4:45 https://youtu.be/aECRJwBS9eM?t=285

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:31:09 2016 No.7816521 >>7816487 It doesn't feel like america to me, more like a mexico thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 14:34:11 2016 No.7816526 File: 293 KB, 1016x568, 1464130491411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816519 haha what the fugg also of course he likes chef

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:06:43 2016 No.7816595 >>7814949 I was chuckling the whole time and when the oil didn't react to whatever that is he's putting I burst out laughing. This shit is golden. Is he trying to make a sausage in some kind of batter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:08:27 2016 No.7816601 File: 316 KB, 326x413, angershregger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816468 I'm fine you...gay!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:10:37 2016 No.7816607 >>7816491 I'm actually shocked that jack can't even make a chocolate frosting. In this moment I lost all hopes for this human being.

Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:17:32 2016 No.7816621
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It's such a fucking shame you guys don't understand this language. He's fucking golden. I guess I'm gonna do subtitles and upload it on youtube. Basically this guy was on a national television showing white trash how to cook for just a few bucks.

Here he's presenting his take on tomato sauce, which he makes outta tomato juice.
Starts at 0:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx4ZcvwgGZc&index=12&list=PLBTROWYl_2_R0ihywAGIjxDa7hrOpzWso

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:18:12 2016 No.7816622 >>7816382 autists find repetition soothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:20:15 2016 No.7816624 >>7816505 why are they black?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:20:19 2016 No.7816626 >>7816505 He could at least throw these buns in a pan for a few seconds. Or use onions which aren't burned. The meat is fine, tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:22:55 2016 No.7816636 File: 254 KB, 345x403, tushishout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816621 Here he makes white bread sushi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKu_aP7T9Dk&list=PLBTROWYl_2_R0ihywAGIjxDa7hrOpzWso&index=37

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:26:01 2016 No.7816643 File: 893 KB, 781x544, kichentka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816636 Here he makes chicken "cake". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmoT1Wy1dGc&list=PLBTROWYl_2_R0ihywAGIjxDa7hrOpzWso&index=36

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:26:40 2016 No.7816645 File: 2.63 MB, 1920x1080, peach.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816624 He cooked the celery in balsamic vinegar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:35:22 2016 No.7816686 >>7816643 God damn, Czechia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:38:04 2016 No.7816694 >>7816636 That's actually kind of cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:40:30 2016 No.7816701 >>7816694 Seriously? I don't know if it's the heat but it genuinely made me want to puke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:43:56 2016 No.7816708 File: 517 KB, 556x497, momoee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816686 Also this guy's omellete is pretty based. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhfJT9AJWk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:44:05 2016 No.7816709 File: 136 KB, 1002x769, homerhutzpalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I just realized the knobs on my oven are switched No wonder my cakes have been coming out raw and burnt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:46:47 2016 No.7816716 >>7816701 It's just a sandwich presented in a novel manner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:47:38 2016 No.7816720 >>7816708 TRIGGERED

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 15:48:21 2016 No.7816722 >>7816708 what is he doing why is he putting flour in his eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 16:18:29 2016 No.7816815 >>7815792 i fucking hate this country and the retards that should have been executed when the spanish conquerors discovered this shithole

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 17:04:27 2016 No.7816947 >>7816815 i fuckin know it was latin america

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 17:10:10 2016 No.7816963 >>7816381 >pouring ketchup onto of your cup of fries I gagged

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:01:59 2016 No.7817312 File: 2.97 MB, 720x405, kjack_lazy_pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:08:57 2016 No.7817328 >>7817312 It's not a bad idea, just poor execution.

Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:10:26 2016 No.7817331

>>7814949
God damn mouth breather in the kitchen.
>>7816505
>>7816517
Ok, imagine Jack going to the bathroom, he takes massive sticky dump, you think he wipes extra good or are there a few feces particles still up in there, never mind dingleberrie stuck on his ass hairs, do you think this even phases him or he just pulls up his boxers and goes about his day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:12:48 2016 No.7817336 >>7817331 Do you think he can even wipe without an extension arm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:17:53 2016 No.7817348 >>7817336 Man, can you imagine him hobbling about trying to wipe? He has limited range of motion, his moobs severely limit his arms, you're right, there's no way he can wipe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:34:53 2016 No.7817430 File: 94 KB, 675x1200, SbWXbiA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:37:24 2016 No.7817435 >>7815792 Why open the bag like that?

Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:39:44 2016 No.7817449

>>7817312

Do people actually put onion strings into pasta? Is that a thing?

I love putting cherry tomatoes and basil leaves into pasta with olive oil and parmesan but I always fry the tomatoes and other vegetables separately and I've never considered using onions. The only time I use onions for pasta is grating them into tomato sauce before simmering it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:40:12 2016 No.7817452 >>7817430 why did you throw up on your za?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:43:47 2016 No.7817462 >>7817430 mandarin oranges? god almighty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:18:53 2016 No.7817596 >>7817430 Fuck off, Nuke

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:23:46 2016 No.7817614 File: 2.17 MB, 480x270, scoring the pork shoulder.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7816519

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:24:50 2016 No.7817618 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, knife skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7817614 also

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:26:25 2016 No.7817624 >>7817618 The man is a fucking dumb ape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 21:05:39 2016 No.7817773 >>7817614 KEK is that a butter knife?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 21:09:04 2016 No.7817779 >>7816448 Please stay honda boi, im lonely

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 21:12:19 2016 No.7817790 >>7817773 I think its a paring knife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:09:46 2016 No.7817986 >>7815750 these are great He's such a fucking tool

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:11:48 2016 No.7817996 File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, 1466285030033.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:18:23 2016 No.7818021 >>7817618 >teleports behind you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:24:40 2016 No.7818047 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, 1466163640991.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:27:56 2016 No.7818062 >>7814956 Who fucking cuts that open and thinks, "MMM! Perfect!" Is he retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:28:50 2016 No.7818064 >>7818062 >is he retarded? Is this your first Ja/ck/ video, anon-kun?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:28:50 2016 No.7818065 >>7815801 >split scrotum, "toast" and cold "cheese" no thanks I'd rather have some 'go 'za

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:29:23 2016 No.7818070 >>7817996 what a fucking boob

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:29:32 2016 No.7818072 Not quite cringe but rage: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2612533/Obama-ate-HALF-pricey-dinner-worlds-best-sushi-restaurant.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:31:03 2016 No.7818078 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, retardd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7815065 he got dat Chaise's load in his eyes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:33:17 2016 No.7818086 File: 133 KB, 1024x768, 1444415546170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7815801

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:38:02 2016 No.7818106 >>7818064 No, I'm just in constant shock that someone can be that fucking dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:48:08 2016 No.7818158 >>7816643 fantastic bombastic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:57:00 2016 No.7818202 >>7816422 Grill Grate even asked him if he read the directions and he said, "no, why would I do that?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:14:02 2016 No.7818290 >>7817312 What's wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:16:11 2016 No.7818293 >>7818290 Its not cooking and is 50% onion

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:16:58 2016 No.7818301 >>7817996 That was the Valentine's day dinner episode, wasn't it? The food he's trying to get your Valentine's Day date would cause her to focus more on not farting than enjoying the date

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:18:24 2016 No.7818305 File: 956 KB, 1904x3076, 9cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818301

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:18:48 2016 No.7818307 File: 1014 KB, 1280x720, 1466206338044.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818301 One of the comments in the video is from a women that said she would dump anyone who presented her with that food

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:19:30 2016 No.7818311 >>7818307 Holy shit lol. I distinctly remember that comment for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:21:22 2016 No.7818319 >>7818293 It just looks like he's trying to make it like pho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:32:30 2016 No.7818357 >>7818319 Oh shit, you just reminded me of his pho video, I'll try to make a webm for it.. It's awful but I don't know if it'll show through in a webm easily

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:32:30 2016 No.7818358 >>7817996 This is painful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:34:17 2016 No.7818364 >>7815149 I like pizza I like it a lot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:53:06 2016 No.7818441 File: 2.54 MB, 640x360, 1465663905329.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:54:10 2016 No.7818449 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, 1452372929776.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:57:55 2016 No.7818475 >>7818449 What the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 23:59:45 2016 No.7818487 File: 57 KB, 600x800, CN8cT3QWIAAA6WY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think Tammy's puss tastes like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 00:01:17 2016 No.7818496 File: 15 KB, 156x167, 1453963841215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818487 BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 00:01:57 2016 No.7818501 >>7818487 Hot garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 00:13:40 2016 No.7818533 File: 71 KB, 184x357, saltyJack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818487 it's the best puss you'll ever taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 00:19:41 2016 No.7818551 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1456341508713.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818487

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 01:02:45 2016 No.7818675 >>7818487 raw chicken

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 01:16:59 2016 No.7818719 >>7818551 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 01:34:46 2016 No.7818777 >>7818719 >newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 01:57:30 2016 No.7818869 >>7817996 What's wrong with it? It looks pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:00:44 2016 No.7818877 File: 345 KB, 1200x1600, 1453576695036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818869

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:02:20 2016 No.7818884 >>7817331 >do you think this even phases him or he just pulls up his boxers and goes about his day. he doesnt wipe or wash his hands

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:07:11 2016 No.7818900 >>7818047 If only there was some kind of tool that would let him easily pick up that piece of fish to flip it over

Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:08:34 2016 No.7818905
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>>7818064
Different anon, but yes, it is, for me. Haven't lurked /ck/ in ages. What's the deal with this guy? Why is he allowed to have his own cooking show? The hell is going on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:09:10 2016 No.7818907 >>7818475 non-newtonian batter delicious!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:10:12 2016 No.7818913 >>7818905 Anyone can make their own cooking show on Youtube

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:15:19 2016 No.7818930 >>7818907 How did he do this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:15:22 2016 No.7818931 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, Bison burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818905 He is allowed to have a cooking show because he cooks everything to perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:18:19 2016 No.7818941 >>7818441 What exactly is the problem here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:18:28 2016 No.7818943 >>7818930 lots and lots of cornstarch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:20:01 2016 No.7818953 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1448184507106.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818941

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:47:51 2016 No.7819039 WHY IS EVERYTHING HE POST UNDERCOOKED? I MEAN I'M NO GREAT COOK BUT FUCK WHY IS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES SO AWFUL?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:49:59 2016 No.7819051 >>7819039 I think he's more afraid of it becoming dry and wasting the meat. He just doesn't seem to able to have the ability to learn how long a meat should be cooked depending on its thickness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 02:55:37 2016 No.7819064 >>7818719 thats Jacks famous Bean salad

Anonymous Sun Jun 26 03:10:52 2016 No.7819104

>>7818953
Sweet lord, just massive pig slop. Fat tard gotta get its calories.
>>7818487
I would say an overwhelming smell of shit, onions and burnt rubber. Just think, anal leakage all day, due to eating out all the time and sampling Jack's pig slop.
>>7818475
A fat idiot who can't do anything right.
>>7817996
What's the use, why even bother? The way this fat idiot presents the filling tub, his brain lit up like a pinball machine thinking about all that sugar and fat.
>>7818301
In all honesty, a good % of the population would fart and get the runs.
>>7818719
Upset stomach, gas and the runs, that's what.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 03:22:14 2016 No.7819148 File: 191 KB, 419x424, 1459043529450.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818905 King Ja/ck/ is the DSP of cooking and god emperor of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 03:24:09 2016 No.7819154 >>7817618 Fucking gold

Anonymous Sun Jun 26 03:24:24 2016 No.7819156

I threw up you fucking assholes I wasn't ready for this. It's 2am and I'm wide awake bc now my stomach is growling bc I expelled lining and all. You guys are cunts. Tho I did have a laugh when he cut the pineapple and it did a 10 second zoom on his face and then defocused.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 03:28:36 2016 No.7819176 >>7815792 What the fuck do they scoop on from the pot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:28:44 2016 No.7819300 File: 2.57 MB, 1280x720, the moment you realize your cooking is terrible.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818202 I don't think he CAN read, honestly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:33:51 2016 No.7819312 File: 463 KB, 2048x1536, 384723744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7819300 He can read.. just not well and I don't think he can write above a 4th grade level

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:36:02 2016 No.7819317 >>7815792 i don't know what it is about her hands but i really want her to jerk me off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:37:24 2016 No.7819320 >>7819300 Who is this man of which I hate every with fiber of my being?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:42:03 2016 No.7819333 File: 1011 KB, 1366x768, 1466443586026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7819320 King Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:42:22 2016 No.7819334 Anyone have the video where he takes his family out to an asian restaurant?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:43:49 2016 No.7819336 >>7819300 umm reading is for dumb dumbs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:44:44 2016 No.7819338 File: 97 KB, 1280x720, kjack_licking_korea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7819334 This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2klcW1kZh8

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:45:55 2016 No.7819341 >>7816381 This picture makes me utterly sad. The kid clearly has autism or is mentally retarded. At least he'll have the immune system of a god

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:47:59 2016 No.7819345 >>7819338 No, not that one, he brought his whole family along with him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:48:00 2016 No.7819346 So is all of this shit just satire? I mean no one could possibly think a chicken so undercooked that it still bleeds when stabbed is in anyway fit for consumption, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:53:45 2016 No.7819362 >>7819345 Was there another family with them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:54:07 2016 No.7819364 >>7819338 I think he means the one where he ridiculed the waiters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:55:34 2016 No.7819367 >>7819364 This one then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHTDpOOOY4

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 04:58:16 2016 No.7819376 Anyone have non-newtonian chicken?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:02:02 2016 No.7819384 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:02:32 2016 No.7819385 >>7819367 It's worse than what I remember

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:13:33 2016 No.7819405 >>7819367 Yea this is it, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:16:37 2016 No.7819406 >>7819312 does he make that jerky himself? I almost want to buy it so I can give it to my neighbors so they die

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:19:50 2016 No.7819408 >>7819384 Despite how horrible this looks, I've always wanted to try it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:21:00 2016 No.7819410
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>>7817449

I do it, but like you I cook it on the side in some oil like the other veggies before tossing it into the rest of the mix.

Also, cherry tomatoes + basil with pasta = good taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:21:02 2016 No.7819411 >>7816460 I was triggered, hoped someone else saw

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:21:07 2016 No.7819412 >>7819367 >eats $70 worth of food >goes right to a food truck afterwards

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:21:19 2016 No.7819413 >>7819312 all four have teriyaki sauce in them hmmmm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:23:31 2016 No.7819414 >>7818441 what's he cooking here? i though he was about to fuck up french onion soup but then the meat came in

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:26:14 2016 No.7819416 >>7819408 It'll be flavorless sludge. Aunt Myrna must have been brain-damaged

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:26:27 2016 No.7819417 >>7819376 already been posted >>7818449

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:41:31 2016 No.7819433 >>7819312 its kinda funny that for the "A" in teriyaki he used the kanji 太 which is used for things like plump, thick, big around etc

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:42:45 2016 No.7819436 >>7819433 actually the tenten in the bottom is going the wrong way but what can u expect

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:46:49 2016 No.7819445 >>7816422 >>7816460 Jack never cease to amaze me. Who would even consider putting your phone in the meat tray? Unbelievable. Just imagine all the cross-contamination that happens in his kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:47:57 2016 No.7819448 Ugh...could y'all please just stop Jackshaming, duh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:48:55 2016 No.7819449 So is Jack the only cringe that /ck/ has to offer? I'm disappointed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:50:02 2016 No.7819451 >>7818106 What is satire and it's subgenre cringe humor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:50:17 2016 No.7819452 File: 146 KB, 1280x720, fatjoey_chou_makouhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7819449 Well there used to be another...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:55:31 2016 No.7819456 >>7819445 Jack should open his own restaurant / food truck If the food safety inspectors visited they'd just start screaming and open fire

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 05:59:12 2016 No.7819458 >>7819456 They couldn't call anyone unless they want to grab a used meat tray

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 06:16:49 2016 No.7819483 >>7819341 That are maybe high off his ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 06:18:20 2016 No.7819484 >>7819433 Fucking pathetic weeaboo piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 06:18:28 2016 No.7819485 >>7819452 .....go on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 06:20:05 2016 No.7819487 >>7815792 god white people are so disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 06:20:09 2016 No.7819488 >>7819484 pent up autistic projection jokes on u i am japanese

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 06:22:26 2016 No.7819491 >>7818719 food bruh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 06:42:26 2016 No.7819536 >>7819487 did you get lost on your way to tumblr/reddit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 06:47:34 2016 No.7819546 >>7819367 all the "das racis" butthurt in the comments makes me want to sympathize with him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:01:48 2016 No.7819666 >>7819338 THis whole video is perfect ja/ck/ material absolutely hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:04:15 2016 No.7819670 >>7819338 2.55 he realizes it is better than anything he has ever made

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:05:58 2016 No.7819674 >>7815792 it was fine until the fucking mayo and ketchup. that's just fucking obscene.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:12:15 2016 No.7819694 >>7816595 clearly corn dogs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:12:47 2016 No.7819698 >>7819367 >looking at me like i was speaking...english or something kek, Jack is on good form in this video

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:19:08 2016 No.7819712 >retards STILL believing Jack doesn't know exactly what he's doing He's the DSP of cooking, pretending to be retarded for views and money. And you fuckers actually fall for it and helped giving him internet fame. Fucking retards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:20:20 2016 No.7819716 >>7819484 >speaking japanese >weeaboo ???????

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:20:41 2016 No.7819717 >>7819712 How many times do we have to go over this? The guy has legitimate fans and they are his core audience and give him the overwhelming majority of his views. The shitposters from 4chan are literally a drop in the bucket

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:41:35 2016 No.7819744 >>7817312 not very cringe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:42:36 2016 No.7819746 >>7817449 >Do people actually put onion strings into pasta? Is that a thing? I'm sure it depends on the dish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 08:45:33 2016 No.7819750 >>7818449 this is just kinda disturbing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 09:42:00 2016 No.7819866 >>7815792 Do we know what the two things she gets from the stove are? I see: Cup of noodles Doritos Chili powder lime juice cheese curds??? shredded cheese crema hot sauce other hot sauce sriracha mayo more lime juice liquid cheese???

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 09:55:57 2016 No.7819905 >>7816441 >>7816446 Oh lord. I didn't even know those were eggs. Looked like scoops of some creme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 09:56:30 2016 No.7819910 >>7816505 Holy fuck the black spots are onions? I thought it was barbecue sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 10:11:20 2016 No.7819968 >>7816621 Actually looks pretty good! What fucking language is that though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 10:28:42 2016 No.7820052 >>7819968 czech

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 10:31:45 2016 No.7820063 >>7819452 Did he finally die?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 10:38:06 2016 No.7820083 >>7819910 isn't that caramelised celery?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 10:46:48 2016 No.7820114 >>7818931 Was he aiming for Blue Rare

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 10:55:47 2016 No.7820139 >>7819445 The way that dude eats I'm guessing that his shits are so fucking bad anyways that he cant even tell when he's got food poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:00:58 2016 No.7820153 >>7817618 That fucking ending though, top kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:08:24 2016 No.7820171 >>7818719 Salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:12:28 2016 No.7820178 >>7818078 what episode is this? I feel like punching him so hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:13:26 2016 No.7820181 File: 91 KB, 768x629, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:14:39 2016 No.7820182 File: 300 KB, 1920x1080, kingjack_the_mighty_cuckman2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7820178 The one where he reviews onion goggles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:14:49 2016 No.7820184 >>7818941 the meat was too big, he actually went back to the store to buy smaller ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:15:54 2016 No.7820188 >>7818487 garbage stew

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:19:27 2016 No.7820201 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, 1453578462950.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:19:39 2016 No.7820202 File: 70 KB, 600x409, 1460143143145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818931 >squishes and destroys buns >knife on ceramic plate >that juice dripping >unmelted cheese >raw

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:27:01 2016 No.7820219 >>7820201 god that video makes me anxious as fuck. I didn't expect her to make it through with all of her fingers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:33:19 2016 No.7820238 >>7819487 This is Mexican, bro. No white person puts two whole limes on corn chips. It's like some hyperadvanced version of tostilocos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:43:12 2016 No.7820266 >>7817452 that's the part that bothers me the most, oddly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:50:01 2016 No.7820289 >>7819866 Probably just corn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 12:19:50 2016 No.7820368 >>7819712 Are you saying DSP meant to stream himself masturbating?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 14:58:13 2016 No.7820898 >>7820202 Its not even minced up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:12:02 2016 No.7820950 watch a dumb bimbo burn and under/overcook everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT5a_2B8LAg&ab_channel=Kalel i don't mind the fact she eats shit food, i mind supporters in the comments

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:20:09 2016 No.7820982 >>7816468 >What's up with his eye The guy loves cum on his face, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:21:16 2016 No.7820987 >>7820950 V slicer with no hand guard AAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:25:04 2016 No.7820997 >>7820950 Was she the one dating the streamer and fucked off after she got more popular?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:25:46 2016 No.7821002 File: 40 KB, 604x401, redneckcalamari'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:27:00 2016 No.7821006 >>7819866 Hominy or something? I'm detecting a Mexican theme

Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:29:01 2016 No.7821011

>>7820139
That's my thinking too, he wouldn't notice food poisoning. I bet he defecates greasy rocks first and then just liquid. There's no way he doesn't have anal leakage, just imagine how much fun it is washing his panties, the skid marks must be a marvel to behold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:32:11 2016 No.7821017 >>7819456 Man, that would be something to see, Jack going into a tard rage hobbling out a food truck and chasing inspectors around, cops called in, he gets tazed and all the black disgusting stuff in his intestines just unleash.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:33:52 2016 No.7821022 File: 304 KB, 1600x1200, chitterlings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does anyone here eat soul food?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:36:11 2016 No.7821029 >>7821022 what the fuck is that carrots, chicken skin and spinach

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:36:59 2016 No.7821033 File: 57 KB, 700x560, thisisit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:38:02 2016 No.7821035 >>7821029 Chitterlings are intestines anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:38:49 2016 No.7821038 >>7821029 chitterlings, which are pork intestines

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:41:13 2016 No.7821041 File: 177 KB, 1600x900, goatbrain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I gotta have my protein

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:42:27 2016 No.7821043 >>7821041 Dear god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:43:39 2016 No.7821046 >>7821041 I bet the daily RDA % for cholesterol is in the five digit range in that

Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:44:51 2016 No.7821049

>>7819452
I am fucking counting the days until that fat, talentless, worthless piece of shit joeysworldtour finally has a fatal heart attack. Every fucking time he uploads a video I immediately downvote it and smile :)

He gets one step closer to death every fucking time he makes a video, which is ironically the only way that inbred mule could make enough money to eat in the first place. People just point and laugh at the fat man eating fast food and acting like a literal retard. He is a fucking talentless human garbage dump that will soon get what's coming to him when he finds himself in hell and is only allowed to eat lettuce for the rest of eternity

I'd end him myself if he wasn't so close to doing it himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:47:07 2016 No.7821054 >>7821041 is this Hannibal Lecter's meal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:47:50 2016 No.7821058 File: 167 KB, 1600x1071, egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:49:21 2016 No.7821060 >>7815149 That is a wealthy man

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:50:02 2016 No.7821061 >>7819367 This is humiliating to watch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:51:23 2016 No.7821065 anyone got the link for the video for the homemade italian tomato sauce whre she uses way to much oil and garlic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:53:20 2016 No.7821072 >>7821065 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:55:38 2016 No.7821075 >>7816491 It looks like a poorly mixed, raw, box cake batter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:56:00 2016 No.7821077 >>7821065 >>7821072 thanks just found it as a webm http://boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:57:03 2016 No.7821079 >>7821077 >>>/wsg/1152013

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:00:09 2016 No.7821090 >>7819367 What the fuck is wrong with that music

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:00:50 2016 No.7821094 File: 1.50 MB, 3968x2976, faygo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] food of juggalos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:02:03 2016 No.7821098 >>7821094 whoop woop looks good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:07:07 2016 No.7821114 >>7814956 J O O S Y O O S Y

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:09:24 2016 No.7821118 File: 99 KB, 800x600, cringe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:10:34 2016 No.7821124 >>7815801 >YOU AINT FROM CINCINNATI IF NEVER HAD THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:10:43 2016 No.7821125 >>7820181 I see no problem here. Spaghetti with all the convenience of a taco.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:11:05 2016 No.7821127 >>7816474 .... no shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:13:49 2016 No.7821133 >>7821058 STOP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:15:08 2016 No.7821135 >>7818930 cornstarch and water

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:17:29 2016 No.7821142 >>7821118 Is this a tapeworm infested intestine?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:49:58 2016 No.7821240 File: 82 KB, 425x384, Wyur2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7815792

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:53:11 2016 No.7821252 >>7816708 >>7816643 I just want to say that even here this guy is a joke. He aims at the lowest mass saying that all old time recipes and techniqes are shit used by "high class" chefs and he teaches how to cook for "regular" poeple.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:53:19 2016 No.7821253 >>7820201 Where is that video from? Google is giving me nothing...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:55:09 2016 No.7821262 File: 40 KB, 137x234, hammer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7820201

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 17:00:22 2016 No.7821281 File: 43 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTQ3MDY1NDMwOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODQzOTM0MjE@._V1_UY1200_CR487,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUkl5MCOX9c

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 17:47:40 2016 No.7821437 File: 2.86 MB, 480x271, 1437863703994.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7821049

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 18:03:48 2016 No.7821490 >>7821118 What's wrong with pea shoots?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 18:16:08 2016 No.7821518 >>7816947 Actually I feel like it's the Philippines, which would explain all the Asian flavors in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 18:26:14 2016 No.7821541 >>7819674 That was sour cream and hot sauce bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 18:35:15 2016 No.7821558 File: 2.76 MB, 560x413, beck_eyeroll.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7821281 >Do you get sick on meant? >Oh, very. These kinds of people are why no one takes that sort of thing seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 18:41:38 2016 No.7821579 >>7817618 >arthur_dayne.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 18:50:50 2016 No.7821617 >>7815792 What gets me is how anal she is about opening the bag of doritos. >cutting open the bag with scissors >along the fucking side >dispersing individual pieces with tongs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 18:52:31 2016 No.7821628 >>7818931 Ok, so I don't visit /ck/ that much, but there's no way in hell that guy's video's are not meant to be ironic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 18:53:41 2016 No.7821636 File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1455959928853.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7821628 Sweet summer child...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 19:29:10 2016 No.7821762 >>7816626 >Or use onions which aren't burned. That's actually celery that he "sauteed" in Worcestershire sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 19:47:15 2016 No.7821819 >>7814949 Watch this streamer make a cake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqN2cyFvsK8

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:12:15 2016 No.7821918 >>7821617 I know, why the fuck doesn't she at least dump the contents and arrange with tongs after?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:14:32 2016 No.7821933 >>7819300 why doesnt he ever blink

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:16:21 2016 No.7821943 >>7817430 God tier, mandarin orange slices are delicious on pizza. >>7817462 they are delicious, get off your low horse

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:18:45 2016 No.7821961 File: 2.44 MB, 640x282, 1454738370153.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7821933

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:19:55 2016 No.7821968 >>7821961 HE LITERALLY NEVER BLINKS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:25:09 2016 No.7821998 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, JackSensual.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:26:55 2016 No.7822005 >>7821636 wow. which video is this one? this is astounding. even for him. i have spent so much time watching this guy and he never is unable to make my jaw drop

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:27:08 2016 No.7822008 >>7821998 >lunging at your own hand to eat Is he literally retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:28:06 2016 No.7822012 >>7819712 If you're "pretending" to be retarded, then you're still being retarded. Adding a layer of irony or self-awareness does little to deter that. That's why ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:34:33 2016 No.7822035 >>7822008 He learned how to take bites from his daddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtwPNbVPyek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:45:04 2016 No.7822077 I've never actually been to Jack's channel until now. I didn't expect all the comments to be positive, thanking him for the recipes and telling him to make more. Is this some elaborate joke?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:47:43 2016 No.7822087 >>7822077 He does delete negative comments from newer videos, but look at some of the older ones for some gold. Also the dislikes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:33:01 2016 No.7822252 thinly veiled jack thread but i approve

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:42:59 2016 No.7822290 >>7816381 Maybe he just dropped the burger and isn't going to eat it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:56:17 2016 No.7822329 File: 105 KB, 1000x750, papajohns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:56:48 2016 No.7822331

>>7820950
When people sit down to prep things it drives me nuts. unless you physically cant stand you're just being a fucking retard. it is so much harder to properly cut things from that position.

Which is why it looks like she's never held a knife in her life when she tries to cut stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 21:57:19 2016 No.7822336 File: 655 KB, 800x600, nachos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:00:44 2016 No.7822346 >>7816505 The black bits on the burger look like some sort of marinated celery. Not onions at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:04:13 2016 No.7822352 File: 107 KB, 750x1000, chickennoodle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] soup from a local buffet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:06:39 2016 No.7822358 >>7821029 Chitterlings (pig intestines), carrots, and mustard greens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:35:29 2016 No.7822437 >>7819452 i miss the golden age of /joey/ threads. the true king shall make his return someday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:44:41 2016 No.7822457 >>7821961 >>7821998 Oooh jack fill me with your semenella

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:48:57 2016 No.7822467 >>7821968 The symbiotic colony of various food poisoning bacteria that constitute Jack's body have not developed the human ability of "blinking" yet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 23:14:42 2016 No.7822528 File: 326 KB, 890x1557, 1465536422906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822467 Do you think when Ja/ck/ has his next stroke or heart attack he will start cooking healthy foods on his channel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 23:21:49 2016 No.7822556 >>7817312 That looks like passable pho

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 23:28:56 2016 No.7822582 File: 233 KB, 666x1101, 1463200206934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822556 It wasn't supposed to be pho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 23:30:13 2016 No.7822590 >>7817312 Boiled herbs, boiled onions, starchy as fuck sauce. Do you fucking idiots who say this isn't bad know how to cook anything but a hot pocket?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 23:55:44 2016 No.7822672 >>7820950 Still rather eat her stuff than Jack's

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:00:37 2016 No.7822690 >>7814956 Please where is the video for this? I can't find it on his channel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:05:38 2016 No.7822702 File: 2.19 MB, 1675x727, 1463201988027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822690 Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:12:33 2016 No.7822724 >>7822702 my god

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:12:37 2016 No.7822725 File: 112 KB, 380x540, 1466923031584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822702 BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:22:26 2016 No.7822759 >>7822352 Let me guess. Sweet Tomatos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:24:38 2016 No.7822764 >>7822528 I think he would have to actually cook food on his channel first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:28:09 2016 No.7822771 File: 90 KB, 1179x385, 1466283761705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822764 I mean he does cook stuff, just badly most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:44:19 2016 No.7822818 >>7822702 How has he not deleted this video yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:48:26 2016 No.7822829 >>7821033 Nice, looks like someone took a putrefying corpse, stuck in in an a grinder and slapped it in a cafeteria.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:53:29 2016 No.7822837 File: 1.09 MB, 1200x900, concerned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I baked some cookies Turned out pretty well right guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:59:51 2016 No.7822855 >>7822837 your 'go 'za game needs work desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:06:33 2016 No.7822870 >>7815792 It is the pretentious way the doritos are doled out that really makes my piss boil. Give me a fucking break with that shit, it is prison food!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:08:37 2016 No.7822878 >>7822870 There's nothing pretentious about 'go 'za smdh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:12:29 2016 No.7822889 >>7817614 This guy has got to be trolling people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:14:41 2016 No.7822892 >>7822855 I'm a newfag, can someone explain this meme to me?

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:17:53 2016 No.7822898

>>7822892
go za stands for chicago pizza, the joke started when people posted pictures of tomato soup in a breadbowl and calling it chicago style pizza, because a lot of people consider deep dish chicago pizza to not be real pizza. Now people just post something that is not pizza and call it go za, implying that chicago pizza is about as close to real pizza as the thing they posted. Im a bit tipsy so this might not be a great description but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:22:12 2016 No.7822902 >>7818364 I like pizza, Steve. I gotta wallet. She touched my pepe, Steve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:23:42 2016 No.7822903 I'd love to see Chef Ramsay BTFO Jack on TV. It would be beautiful to watch.

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:24:55 2016 No.7822905
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>>7819367

Why is Jack such an asshole? He's got everything a man could need to be happy.

1. A hot as fuck wife
2. Handsome, successful sons
3. Lots of friends
4. Chef-tier cooking skills
5. Intellectual intelligence
6. A sweet barbecue saucemobile

Why so salty, Jack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:26:51 2016 No.7822909 File: 410 KB, 221x196, no exit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7818551 >vinegar out of nowhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:29:29 2016 No.7822915 >>7822905 But he doesn't have ANY of those things, Mr. Frakes!

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:29:46 2016 No.7822916

>>7817996
Why in the fuck hell would you do this? If the crust AND filling are cheap premade shit, just buy a decent cheesecake from a store already made, goddamn.
Jack should make that cooking video, him going to a bakery to buy something and then apologizing to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:36:21 2016 No.7822930 >>7821058 DELET THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:41:45 2016 No.7822954 >>7822898 No, no, you've got it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:50:07 2016 No.7822971 >>7817996 The way it looks like hes trying for an aesthetically pleasing pattern with the sauce drizzle and then shits the bed is basically the summary of his life

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:50:26 2016 No.7822973 >>7821058 I've never seen a deeper 'go 'za

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:51:09 2016 No.7822977 >>7819487 Which shade of shit are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 01:54:28 2016 No.7822982 >>7815065 >when you hit the bong and find out you only have enough visine for one eye

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:03:33 2016 No.7822999 >>7822437 They're over at /wsg/ now since faggot mods decided their little cooking subreddit needed to get rid of popular threads just because he is a YouTuber and autists were triggered

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:22:52 2016 No.7823038 >>7816645 >just throw some cinnamon all over, then it will look good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:30:01 2016 No.7823053 >>7815792 Just when I think it's over she comes back and hits me with something new. Actually about to vomit here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:31:35 2016 No.7823055 File: 29 KB, 555x421, 1457019005585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822982 He's got pink eye because he didn't wash his hands after not wiping properly with his rag on a stick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:35:12 2016 No.7823071 >>7819367 this is what I imagine foreigners image people from the US to be

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:37:35 2016 No.7823079 >>7823055 What the fuck is going on here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:38:41 2016 No.7823085 File: 546 KB, 266x198, 1406582817726.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7819367 I hate his entire family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:40:59 2016 No.7823091 >>7823079 It's spaghetti in a carafe, jackass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:51:23 2016 No.7823114 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEu41fpum5U

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 03:16:13 2016 No.7823160 >tfw I was eating a sandwich and didn't realize until I was halfway done that there was mold on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 03:20:18 2016 No.7823173 File: 49 KB, 600x1104, 0922938750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7819712

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 03:31:25 2016 No.7823190 >>7818305 public obesity tips

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 03:43:30 2016 No.7823214 >>7815792 i hate women

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 04:06:15 2016 No.7823252 >>7821253 >>7820201 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4lwLUO_SEs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 05:06:24 2016 No.7823338 >>7823252 Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 05:10:40 2016 No.7823344 >>7822725 Do you think that Prince Untouchable and Peanut Untouchable are related?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 05:14:05 2016 No.7823347 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, Belashi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 08:09:06 2016 No.7823524 >>7818301 Kek

Anonymous Mon Jun 27 09:06:22 2016 No.7823607
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>>7817328
>>7818290
>>7819744
>the flour that the pasta emanates is mix with everything else.
>the tomatoes, the onions and the basil are boil

The way this is cook dont add anything to that food that would make it taste better. Also the onions are not necessary

If you said that this is not bad or cringe you didnt cook anything before.

>>7817449
I also do something like that: I cook the tomatoes with some garlic. Then I add it to the pasta with fresh basil, some good cheese and I also put some black olives. It's really good

Pic related. sorry that its dark. forget to turn on the flash

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 09:11:27 2016 No.7823614 >>7818869 Dude this is shit precook shit mix and in a very poor way. I'm going to make a good chocolate gnash and a good homemade bread for my b-day. if you put me that shit in fron of me i would be personal offended

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 09:12:37 2016 No.7823618 >>7818900 A tool like the pin that he have in his own hands? fuck this fatass i dumb as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 09:17:04 2016 No.7823628 >>7818941 When you cook meet you must seal it first. I really dont understand the process that he is using anyway. I mean there is no way that some kind of sauce could be made like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 09:19:24 2016 No.7823633 >>7818953 FUCKK!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO COOK AND DONT KNOW ANY WAY TO COOK ANYTHING!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!! HE THINK THAT THROWING ALL THE SHIT THAT HE HAVE IN A TIN OR A CAN INTO A PAN IS COOKING! FUCKING FATASS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 11:14:41 2016 No.7823818 >>7816487 >>7815792 Dude that is only $3 tops, i have got worse stuff for cheaper over here in mexico. >>7817435 So you can hold it better and eat it easier. >>7821617 That would imply she touches the food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 11:39:36 2016 No.7823887 >>7823818 you can just open that bag of garbage and throw it without touching any of the shit that comes in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 11:50:21 2016 No.7823909 File: 2.63 MB, 640x360, JackFrosting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823614 >gnash

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 12:04:30 2016 No.7823941 File: 79 KB, 540x540, 3sGNkDB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823091 Right? I just really like my spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 12:09:39 2016 No.7823950 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, JackCheesecakeRegret.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823941 That's a really clever way to keep your spaghetti in your pocket. Thanks for the lifehack!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:38:30 2016 No.7824680 >>7815792 top kek the whole thing probably tastes like puke, lots of random acid-spicy stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 17:01:11 2016 No.7824757 >>7823950 >punching eggs

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