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Have you ever crashed a stranger's party to eat their food ?

>> No.7818085

>>7818083
no.

>> No.7818316
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7818316

I only front as the balloon guy, I'm really there to eat all the ethnic foods.

>> No.7818322 [DELETED] 

>Have you ever
>party

no

>> No.7818323

>>7818316
What is all of that? (besides the grapes)

>> No.7818330

>>7818083
What, you're just walking past a house that seems like it's having a party and think 'I wonder what their food is like'?
Yeah, I do it all the time

>> No.7818362

>>7818316
is that fried chicken, grapes, a shitload of pita bread and mashed potatos?

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>>7818323
>>7818362

Heh. Chicken tikka done right, hummus, pita and grapes.

A bit too much pita, but I didn't make the plate, the mom saved it for me so I could enjoy it after the balloons.

>> No.7818451

>>7818390
thats adorable

>> No.7818461

>>7818451
Goofy or the food?

Cuz that goofy hat is crazy creepy.

>> No.7818471

>>7818461
the goofy, anon
how is it creepy?

>> No.7818482

>>7818083
yea, it was a work mates party i overheard and caught a ride with another workmate who wasnt invited

>> No.7818490

>>7818390
thats fucking cool

>> No.7818492

>>7818471
I s'pose it's a matter of perspective.

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>>7818482

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>>7818490
I'll stop posting balloons, don't want to derail it anymore.

>> No.7818517

Well, this thread took a turn for the pleasant.

>> No.7819286

One time on a field trip to the beach in high school I snuck over to a community party they were having and ate a few hot dogs. I mingled perfectly for about ten minutes and came back. That night i got the succ, true story

>> No.7820186

>walking home
>see a house party going on
>go inside, introduce myself, exchange pleasantries
>go through 2 plates of food and 2 beers
>slip out
>go home
>nap

its that easy

>> No.7820211

>>7818083
In college, all the time.
It started with just crashing house parties for beer and whatever, but as I got more broke I got riskier going to parties or any event on campus. There was this one "fancy" event hall. Put on a suit and went to so many invite only shindigs with food. Met my girlfriend there, she was a server and didn't rat me out after seeing me there at least once a week.

>> No.7821864

If it's a party full of asians/mexicans, you probably won't be able to sneak in as you will be spotted right away for being white. But they'll give you food if you ask nicely.

>> No.7821895

>>7818316

looks like they orgot to cook the tikka

>> No.7823852

What to do if you have been caught?

>> No.7824012

>>7823852
You go directly to jail, the fuck you think?

>> No.7824343

>>7823852
You don't get caught. You walk in, walk around, walk up to a few people. Be like "hey! Brian! Sup!" And give him a hug. Everyone just assumes someone else knows you. Grab some food and booze, walk out before anyone realizes they've been had.

Shock and awe, motherfuckers.