/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd pry her cunt open with a speculum and jerk off down the hole if you catch my drift. She's a pretty good cook too.

>>7785172

Nah she ate to much of her own cooking. Tragedy really

>>7785172
>there will never be prime rachael ray again

do normies really think that shes attractive?

>>7785172
you could tell by those cheeks back then that she was going to balloon up

She got fat, that's an old pic

>>7785305
>implying you wouldn't still blow that ass up
pleb motherfuckers, thick as thieves in this bitch

>>7785310
She was pretty and had a great ass.

>>7785172
>at the store
>see rachel ray stuff
>$25 "trash bowl"

I'd fuck her right in the pussy tho.

>>7785310
Not at all.

Even in her "prime" she had the body of a cereal box with flapjack tits stapled to the front. Which is bad enough, but coupled with the rasping siren than generous people would call a voice and her obnoxious artificial attitude, the end result is penis pesticide.

I saw her a few months ago doing some bullshit show where she cooked bullshit food and I took solace in seeing her phone it in - she didn't give a fuck and looked/sounded absolutely miserable.

so hot with amazing tits

>>7785620
I bought a Giada de Laurentiis branded silicone spatula. I made a tomato based soup once and the smell has never come out no matter how much I wash it. No problem with the product but this always keeps me up at night.

>>7785894
Soak it in vinegar or bleach.

>>7785305
This is why I'll never marry. It could happen to anyone.

>>7785979
Marriage often causes it. But it's not too difficult to screen against. I'm not telling you how :^)

>>7785172
Meh, my wife is better looking.

>>7786335
God fucking dammit. I have such a boner for Mary Steenburgen. I'm not sure whether she's the hottest old lady, or the oldest hot lady.

better get ready to eat a lot of sprinkles cuz she has got one fat ass (like your Mom's)

>>7786335
>>7786764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8qsdnTECG8

>>7785172
Never was a fan, and her cooking was awful.

>>7785870
>tits

No she has those weird half-baked Jodie Foster tits. THEY'RE BOOBS, JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW THEM.

>>7785172
I'd eat the poop out of her ass.

>fat
>ugly
>sucks at cooking
>raspy voice
>tard eyes
>fat girl tits
>talks funny

ck material all the way. she would make one of you hambeasts a nice friend..

>>7786966
>one of you

Hate to break the news, hot shot but you are "one of us."

>>7786971
DELET THIS

>>7786871
the best kind of boobs, not those round boring ones that the "perfect" girls have

>>7785172

>>7788712

Tfw no gf with a raspy voice

>>7785172
i heard she was a bitch, so this kills it for me. my coworker had a friend that saw her show live and said she was treating the crew there like shit.

>>7785870
Nigga...

>>7786966

>>7786764
>>7786810
The two best looking people ended up together desu senpai

I don't mean to be a negative Nancy, but if we aren't discussing either her recipes, or how to cook her, would this be considered an on topic thread?

>>7785310
no, she got fat. it's the sign of a good cook, but it doesn't make her attractive.

>>7791926
on a semi-unrelated note, curb your enthusiasm is officially going for a ninth season, hopefully we see them in that.

>Picking Rachel Ray over based Aarti Sequeira's TOBs.

>>7793457
>TOBs
>tig ol' bitties
gets me every time

>>7793428
omo...

Food Network took Rachael Ray's late night bacon recipe off of their website

>>7793763

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/kwanzaa-celebration-cake.html

>>7793769
>corn nuts and popcorn on cake

>>7793763
I don't see a huge problem with this. A lot of people don't know you can microwave bacon. I'll cook it that way if I just want crumbled bacon to mix into mayo for a burger or something where isn't the main star.

>>7793790
She's trying to pass it off as a midnight snack instead of instructions to cook bacon in the microwave

>>7793769
>step 1: purchase cake

quite the recipe

>>7786332
I bet you're thinking that you look at the girl's mother, but that is not at all reliable.

>>7794289
No, it's not anything like that.

She may not be a great cook but sure is a fine looking woman

>>7786971
ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

>>7785172

she is a mommy-fu for good little boys to enjoy and no one else

mommy i love you

>>7785979

she's 47 years old and has a more stressful life than 99% of the population. of course she aged some. still looks way better than most 47 year old women in america. this is definitely not a reason to not get married.

>>7785172
pass me some sprinkles too :o

https://www.patreon.com/sadepiify?ty=h

I'd beat my dick to her everyday after school before my parents came home thank you rachel

>>7785310
she's only like 4 feet tall

>>7786764
those are the same fucking thing you dumb ass, think about it.

>>7805279
No it's not, you fucking retard. What if there was a lady who's older than the hottest old lady, and she's still hot, just not as hot as the hottest one?

>>7790731
MOLE

>>7791624
Her being a bitch is well-known. Many people have written about her shitty behavior in celeb experiences threads.

>>7805279
Back to school, Junior.

>>7785172
Fuck i used to have a crush on her in highschool. My gf thought it was funny and would give me handjobs while watching 30 minute meals or whatever her show was called. Im sad now

>>7793428
Titty sweat

>>7808224
>My gf thought it was funny and would give me handjobs while watching 30 minute meals

Fucking plebs - here's the real shit.

>>7805351
>someone mention the mole
YES! I knew I wasn't the only one who saw it!

>>7793901
Isn't she the "semi-homemade" girl, though?

>>7785870
haha those tits are rubbish, ive seen better tits at the dairy

>>7803238
>she's 47 years old and has a more stressful life than 99% of the population
lol no

just no

>>7808224
This happened to me too, though not Rachel Ray.

It was Paula Deen.

>>7785633
dubz do not lie. her fake fame shot up like just like her BMI did. everyone knew she was gonna be a lard ass with those cheeks & floppy looking fat chick tits. iirc she married some rich cunt in her prime. I wonder if he is like "fuck!!! I like em chubby but this bitch got fat!!"

shes a fat nasty bitch with a speech impediment.

She's fat and her voice always sounds like some hungover skank that smoked a pack a cigs and screamed in a club all night long.

>>7794289
genetics does play a role tho' so looking at the mom is helpful. also what family members have died from. looking a relatives and the families lineage. she a east coast jewish princess they all usually get fat.

make her do this everynight..

>>7792062
If that's the sign of a good cook then what happened to Jack?