/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Apart from sugar coated cereal or weet-bix, I can't think of other traditional breakfasts. Even then, beating a fry up will be hard.

>>7774047
Liechtenstein

>>7774047
>full English but with sodabread
I can get behind this. No black pudding though, bit of a shame.

How common is it to be able to get poached eggs in the British Isles?

Irish sausages are shit tier though. Lincolnshire or bust desu senpai

Points for white pudding and potato scones/farl bread though

>>7774047
Hue, Vietnam

This is bun bo hue. Eating here as lunch, but frequently have it as breakfast.

Simple, efficient, dignified.

Step aside plebs.

>>7774094
very, ask for them

>>7774329
>Entire point of breakfast is to get energy
>Better just eat a bunch of bland shit with no calories
No wonder honhons are such irritable dickheads

>>7774329
That is the worst looking croissant I have ever seen, are you from quebec or something?

This is what a croissant should look like

>>7774339

Local jams.
Fresh croissants.
Local fruit.
French coffee.
>bland

>>7774349
>fresh
The croissants look like they came out of one of those pillsbury cans

Also, and I'm saying this as someone who loves French food and French wine and French spirits and French audio gear and French knives and French cookware, but French do not know about coffee and saying "French coffee" is not a compliment.

>>7774359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfp7eWDl12c

The coffee bit was a joke. Try Korea or China.

Also, it's a stock photo, not my actual breakfast, holy shit.

america's is pretty damn good. just don't expect to do much for an hour or two after you eat it.

>>7774413
I'm European and I love full American breakfasts. My mom used to make it for me and my brother's birthdays when I was little, picked it up from living in the US for a few years before we were born.
IMO, American cuisine does three things well: breakfast, sandwiches and grilling.

>>7774427

>breakfast, sandwiches, grillin

that's breakfast. lunch and dinner

America wins again faggot

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>7774329
fuck I do love croissants and jams, but that one looks like shit

>>7774094
>poached eggs

Wots dis?

>>7774047

Scottish is the best of the British breakfasts.

Tattie scone, lorne and white pudding. I do miss the tomato though.

>>7774473

>A poached egg is an egg that has been cooked by poaching, that is, in simmering liquid

Basically a nicer way to still have a runny yoke than fried eggs. It's a bit of a dick to learn though and I still fuck up 1 in every 10 or so attempts.

>>7774508

yolk*

>>7774047
American breakfast is better obviously.

>>7774508
Egg freshness is very important to poaching. The egg proteins kind of break down and become liquidy after while and they don't poach well.

>>7774574

More important than any other variable I'd say.

>>7774047
>ulster fry

my fucking lad

English>Scottish>American>everything else

>>7774094
I have never heard of eggs that are of poached persuasion. Tell us kind traveller of the seas, what is this poached egg thy speaketh of? We are but simple folk here and your concept is much too advanced for our poor primitive minds to comprehend.

>>7774047
That is clearly made by a muh heritage burgerblob due to clappyfat bacon instead of actual bacon.

>>7774314
Looks tasty as fuck.
>>7774329
Came to post that.

>>7774329
>fucking bread and grapes
This is the saddest breakfast I've ever seen.

>>7774676
How do british people put up with having such inferior bacon? Why not just start buying the American stuff when it is so clearly better, fuck tradition

>>7774473
>>7774674
Fuck off, I was wondering if it was easy to get a full English/variants thereof with poached eggs. I never see pictures of full English breakfasts with anything other than shit-tier fried eggs, so I figured greasy spoons must be like old school diners in that they pretty much only run hotplates.

>>7774696
Wot is dis hot plate magic though speaketh ov? Are dragons involved sir?

>>7774694
Imagine being American, the sheer arrogance of your existence would make god question his hand in your creation.

>>7774696
Poached eggs are too advanced for our island technology I'm afraid.

>>7774712
Please keep in mind that I am not suggesting American style bacon is better because it is American, its simply a tastier cut, Englsh bacon is just a salty slice of ham

>>7774723
You really are the worst sort of people.

>>7774329

Except that the French drink their morning coffee out of a fucking bowl, which they dip their croissants and buttered bread into.

Most people don't know about it because they're ashamed and only do it behind closed doors.

>>7774724
Seriously though, try the American style stuff, you will never go back

>>7774405
That looks vile. So many mistakes

>>7774427
>mom
>grilling
>I'm European
Suspect.

>>7774729
Well obviously I have had belly pork and belly pork is nice, but it isn't bacon and you people are just boring with your arrogant attempts at changing the names for things that have existed centuries before your colony.

It's the arrogance more than the different way of doing things that does it.

>>7774731
Get tae fuck.

>>7774508
This is forbidden magic.

>>7774694
The shitty strips of fat that burgers consume is dreadful, how you sully the name bacon with it is a disgrace. Its the wrong side of the animal for gods sake.

>>7774736
I'm not interested in silly semantic discussions
But keep in mind that modern American english is closer to the historical variats than modern british is

But thats all beside the point, the discussion was about how American bacon tastes better than English bacon regardless how some autistic argument about what you want to call it

>>7774749
Have you never had any? English bacon tastes fine, definitely not bad, but its not real bacon and not nearly as good as the proper american style stuff

>>7774750
>But keep in mind that modern American english is closer to the historical variats than modern british is
Every
Fucking
Time

You people have to be taught this in school for this lie to be so widespread. It simply can't be a meme.

>>7774750
>Chat shit
>Get called out
>God you're so autistic

Yeah get fucked, you scummy yank twat.

>>7774754
Regardless fo whether you want to ignore that fact, its downright silly to say the American way is improper when it is home to most of the world's native english speakers and responsible for making it everpresent in the international media. You guys had your time, now America decides things.

Also, please consider how fucking dumb you people were to not accept American spelling reforms, now your version of the written language is clearly inferior and outdated

>>7774753
I know you think you're being cute but your arrogance, that has been pointed out repeatedly at this point, is just boring.

>>7774761
I was talking about how food tasted and he went on a rant about word usage. Thats autism

Well that's another thread ruined by American shitposting.

>>7774754
Clappyfats are retards, ignore them.

>>7774770
Americans aren't the ones who got mad that other people use words slightly differently than they do

>>7774767
No you started to shitpost to try and ruin yet another thread is is par for the course with Americans.

>>7774783
Stop shitposting dude, lets talk about bacon, not about how you don't like that bacon is called bacon

>>7774763
Every time an American talks I am in awe, your stupidity is matched only by your sheer arrogance.

>>7774788
please explain what part of that post was 'stupid' and incorrect

>>7774767
>Talk about bacon
>Callpyblob starts talking about belly pork for no reason and then starts the usual shitposting about language and other such nonsense
>Call the obese globule of shit out on it
>Starts flailing the lipid membranes that pass for his arms and somehow manage to post his visual diarrhoea to the world to meet ridicule
>Starts getting mad
>Hurr ur autism

Americans are such tragic beings.

>>7774508
Put toast in toaster, eat water until bubbles start appearing in bottom, turn down to simmer, make gentle vortex, crack in egg and cover pan with lid, turn on toaster, when toast is done butter, open lid and get out egg dry on paper towel put on toast. Salt to taste. Perfect eggs every time.

>>7774776
Yeah I suppose I only have myself to blame for taking his bait.

>>7774797
the thread is explicitly about breakfast food of various countries. Surely bacon whether the proper american style or inferior british style both are germane to the discussion no matter how autistic you want to get about semantics

>>7774781
That's funny because you just described your very first shitpost. As seen here:
>>7774694

It's amazing that Americans are the shittest posters here and do the most to ruin this board yet have the biggest oppression complex when called out on their behaviour.

>>7774788
Stop
Taking
The
Bait

>>7774805
What? My post was pointing out that American bacon tastes good and suggesting you guys start eating it, it had absolutely nothing to do with discussing naming conventions

>>7774804
You simply can't help yourself, can you? It's not even concious shitposting you just do it automatically. I think that goes a long way in explaining the behaviour of Americans in general.

>>7774047
Biscuits and gravy are pretty fantastic.

The US has tons of heavy, high-fat, high-protein breakfasts, for better or for worse.

>>7774314
>this look tasty af.
jamaica for the win.

>>7774814
no southern yank, you are better than the carpet baggers who have shit up the thread. Take your scones and gravy and run far away from this thread lest it turn you mad.

>>7774805
You see you're engaging him instead of just ignoring him, that gives him validation and makes him think his warped views are correct.

>>7774816
You could you.....describe your image for us? Put it in a little context? Mon.

>>7774819
American-style biscuits and scones are quite different, anon.

>>7774807
Yeah you're right. It's best just to ignore yank shitposting.

>>7774831
No, don't slip into that other faggots bacon shitposting. Southern yanks are better than that.

>>7774329

Not enough sugar

>>7774852
Yeah all the Americans are shitposting, but boy you sure are a faggot about everything huh

Best breakfasts I ever had were in Turkey.

>piping hot Turksih tea
>hard boiled eggs
>slices of different cured meats
>cheeses
>olives
>cucumber slices, little tomatoes, etc

I'm not a big breakfast guy but I could eat that everyday and not get sick of it.

>>7774725
I didn't realize France was the Chicago of coffee...

>>7774413
Is that mac&cheese?

>>7775319
looks like scrambled eggs

>>7775030

>1 cup of orange juice
>1 tablespoon of jam
>maybe 15 grapes

Not enough sugar? Really?

>>7774725
No they drink their hot chocolate out of bowls.

You can either have bacon that tastes pretty good, can go well with most other dishes.

Or

You can have some burnt to fuck piece of fat.

I'll make my kids bacon, eggs, sausage links, hash browns and English muffins ("crumpets)... that's a pretty substantial weekend breakfast...

I'll feed them, then wonder why *I'm* hungry...

>>7774750
>But keep in mind that modern American english is closer to the historical variats than modern british is

Sure, Shakespeare often referenced punk ass niggas being butt wipes.

>>7774808
>American bacon
You lot did not create the pig or the cut that comes from it, stop being so fucking arrogant.

>>7775773
>English muffins ("crumpets)
Not the same thing at all.

>>7775808
and the muffin.

>>7775808
Forgot the pic.

>>7774314
food division asian continent won.no contest.

where do you think we get our bantz and shitposting abilities from?

>pork belly is considered a delicacy in england
>except because it's an american staple they pretend to hate it under certain contexts

it's so fucking cute.

>>7776422

I like steak too but I don't want it burnt to fuck either.

A tip for the shitflinging autists: Why not just get a full rack of bacon, then you can cook the loin for an appropriately short amount of time but make the rind nice and crispy? Best of both worlds.

>>7776422

It's good but calling it a delicacy might be a bit of a stretch

>>7776422

>the fattiest part of an animal that gobbles up feces all day is a yuropoor delicacy
>something something americans americans why can't I stop jacking off to such a superior nation

these posts are hourly.

English breakfast is the grossest shit ever.

I wouldn't even feed it to my worst enemy

>>7776474
So you wouldn't feed it to the english?

I've never eaten an English breakfast and it pains me greatly

>>7774763
This is probably bait, but the sorting reforms make no sense historicaly or grammatically.

>>7774827
>Mon

Comfy Kek

>>7776536
You could get literally all of that at a decently stocked supermarket.

>>7774339
>croissants
>fruits
>no calories
wew

>>7774732
>grilling
>I'm European
I don't get it.
As for spelling it "mom" and not "mum", I'm European, not British

god tier brekkie

I want to eat these, but I also want to not be fat. Do you just eat one and then nothing else the entire day?

>>7774736
>but it isn't bacon and you people are just boring with your arrogant attempts at changing the names for things that have existed centuries before your colony.
You've done something similar with "chicken parmo". You're just butthurt because it's making you feel powerless. It's not really a big deal.

>>7776759
Just depends on how big it is. You can add more of everything and hit your daily total caloric limit, or make a smaller one. If you do one egg, two pieces of toast, one sausage, one bacon, you'll have a much smaller meal than what's in the picture.

>>7774339
>Fruit
>Jam
>Coffee
>"bland"

Found the Ameribuger

>>7776803

Rice needs shoyu.

>>7776806
i prefer furikake

>>7776809

Both are good, but since when does McDonald's offer furikake?

>>7776812
i always keep a bottle in my back right pocket

>>7776809
>i prefer furikake

Sounds like some sort of sexual act involving masterbating furries.

>>7776815

Sounds comfortable.

>>7775046
Yeah calling out your attempts to ruin the thread sure is awful huh? Dickhead.

>>7775761
I do wonder why Ameriblobs burn their "bacon". I bet they burn their steaks too.

>>7775773
>English muffins ("crumpets)

>>7775791
No it's this weird meme that Americans like to spew. America is the home of WE WUZ KANGZ so it makes sense for the white ones to WE WUZ SHAYKSPEER N SHIT!

>>7775773
>English muffins ("crumpets)

How to trigger Brits 101

>>7776473
God damn you shitposters are obsessed with us.

>>7774763

based anon

>>7776474
Oh clappyfats, will you ever stop your obsession?

>>7776654
Of course it's bait, Americans know how to but one of two things, shitpost on the internet and
>get shot

>>7775046
>>7774852
>>7774845
>>7774823
>>7774813
>>7774805
>>7774788
>>7774783
>>7774781
>>7774770
>>7774764

lol british people are literally retarded

american bacon is much better than your salty piece of ham, they why the whole world besides you agrees with us

>>7776675
Incorrect spelling and Americanisms over the real names for words. You are as European as a Mexican.

>>7775761

>totally great examples of both, not biased in the least

If I want bacon I'll have bacon, not a fucking slice of ham.

Miso soup is an excellent breakfast. Those nippers know some shit.

>>7776857
>>7776862
You appear to be getting incredibly defensive over some sliced pork belly.

>>7776873

the shitposting never ends.

brb, cooking my bacon, not salty ham.

>>7776873

>defensive over some sliced pork belly

Only one is pork belly, the other is loin...

>>7776885
Yes, but you see, the sentence "You appear to be getting incredibly defensive over some sliced pork belly (to wit, American bacon) and some sliced pork loin (referring to British bacon)" is a bit clunky. It's something to do with not being autistic, I think.

>>7776889

Yes, and the implied implication hyperbolically stated multiple times by referring to your rashers as "ham", is that by hardly including any pork belly, non-streaky bacon isn't really bacon at all.

I honestly couldn't give two shits about what's better or more authentic. I like both things, but when I want bacon this >>7776862 is what I'm thinking of.

>>7774329

- An entire bowl of sugar cubes.

- Sugary-sweet juice.

- Fatty fat fat cream for fatties.

- Coffee obviously awaiting too much sugar.

- Butter-filled bread awaiting two different glops of jam.

- Oh, look at that, sugary fruit.

Sugary Fruit may as well be your name, you infantile sugar monster.

>>7776780
>You've done something similar with "chicken parmo".

I don't even know what that is, cunt.

>>7776806
Not with all of the salt in the Spam it fucking doesn't.

>>7776850
Someone making an incorrect claim is the one who looks stupid in any situation.

>>7776915

Good thing that google exists, huh?

>>7776900
>He thinks you eat the bowl of sugar cubes
>He thinks the juice has been artificially sweetened
>He thinks the natural levels of fructose found in fruit is bad.

Found the Americlap. Again.

>>7776852
How is he based? He spouted a load of crap and got called out on it. He looks pretty stupid in front of everyone. Oh it's probably just you samefagging.

>>7776857
Americans being terrible really isn't a meme, you are all just awful.

>>7776877
You sure have autism to defend your shitposting this hard.

>>7776944
Yeah so the next time you make a claim you can explain said claim to everyone as the onus is on you as the claim maker, but you just want to shitpost.

Had this morning:

1 egg, fried in olive oil + salt + pep
melted colby
1 quarter of an avocado, sliced
toast

>>7774805
>do the most to ruin this board

we made this board, faggot. if you don't like it make your own.

>>7776946
>thinking an american could identify those sugar cubes

I would have had no idea what that was unless someone else said it.

>>7776900
You need to calm down anon. Maybe have some breakfast.

>>7777069
>we made this board
>we
>WE

>>7774805

>Americans are the shittest posters here and do the most to ruin this board

Are you retarded? Obviously Australians are the worst; that's not even a point of contention. After that it's still probably Northern Europeans and bongs before Americans.

Perfect breakfast is irish
>Porkies
>Rashers
>Beans
>Eggs
>Toast
>Guinness
Everytime I'm in Ireland I have this every morning

>>7776852

samefag

america is dumb af.

using z instead of s in spellings
Retarded imperial system, ay m8, u want a pound and a half of chicken meat? ye i'll take it in stone, i want 1/7 of a stone m8.

>>7776803
Looks like a Hawaiian breakfast. No idea why spam get so much hate. Its amazing. especially when fried.

>>7776899

pretty much this. It looks good, but it doesn't look like bacon at all it just looks like a slice of ham.

>>7777069
>we wuz moot and shit
The only thing keeping this site going is a Jap owner and imported posters to keep the cuckoldry to a minimum

Jesus christ, I use to be obsessed with deliciously ornate breakfasts like the English fryup or an omelette loaded with veggies and shit or eggs Benedict, but I've since come to notice that eating all that greasy, salty, butter shit in the morning makes me feel like complete ass.

So, instead I've started eating:
Oatmeal made with water, some honey, ground flaxseeds and fruit of your choice (commonly blueberries and raspberries) in the morning.

Delicious, easy, healthy, doesn't make me feel like shit and gives me energy to go do shit.

So which ever country commonly eats oatmeal for breakfast is the best imo...

>>7776966
Well that was someone else, I'm the one who mentioned chicken parmo.

Chicken Parmesan was made at least since the 1930's in America. It's a breaded and fried chicken breast, topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella, and Parmesan cheese.

Chicken parmo is the same breaded and fried chicken, but topped with bechamel and cheddar cheese. It was made in the late 1950's in England.

If you served a chicken parmo in America when someone asked for chicken Parmesan, it would most likely be sent back and you would receive a complaint.

Yes, parmo is a different word from Parmesan, but some people call it chicken Parmesan too. It's just like how people in England will call American bacon "streaky bacon".

Honestly, you seem like an angry insecure person and I think that's the real issue here. I'm not trying to be a dick but the way you act makes it seem like you take it personally that your culture isn't worshipped while some things have been adopted and modified into other cultures.

You keep saying Americans are being arrogant for calling it bacon, while not realizing that you're being arrogant for getting so upset about a small change in the meaning of word that's been adopted into a different culture.

Instead of being happy that we have multiple kinds of bacon to choose from, you just foam at the mouth and let your bigotry loose. It's really stupid.

>>7777069
moot, is that you?

>>7777215
>honey
>fruit
too sugary
you're going to get DIEabetes

>>7777777

>Traditional
>Full English Breakfast
Pick one

It was invented by chain pubs circa 15 years ago as a dinner meal

>>7777069
Tell me more about this we, you and Tyrone made this site inbetween anal fun sessions? Faggot.

>>7777106
Your memes are meaningless, Americans are the shittiest posters on all of 4chan FACT.

>>7777167
Good god you people truly are despicable.

>>7777266
i don't care about your absurd creation so take a long walk off a short pier, you deeply arrogant piece of shit.

>>7777936
It dates back to Victorian times you nonce

>>7774047
>>7774413
>>7776536
I couldn't eat all of this even in a regular meal

>>7776857
why did you post this unfunny shit?

>>7778325
because british are inferior

>>7774047
South Texas fag here. I claim best breakfast.

f r e s h flour tortillas
1 very gently fried egg
2 slices fresh avocado
grated Colby
salt, pepper & splash of Cholula

>>7774413
What's that under the sausage?

>>7776422
by "certain contexts" you mean how it is cured, cut and cooked? Things that make a huge difference to the flavour?

>>7779778
this is the only decent option itt

>>7774075
What's the traditional breakfast there?

>>7777936
>It was invented by chain pubs circa 15 years ago as a dinner meal
Fuck off with such lies.

>>7774094
>How common is it to be able to get poached eggs in the British Isles?

Waitress: How would you like your eggs?
You: Poached.
Waitress: Okay.
And the eggs arrive later, poached.

>>7774805
Wow Anon you really triggered the Buttburgers

>>7776536
> Plate is square, not round
> Crusty bloomer bread instead of flat sliced
> Unevenly toasted
> In a fucking basket
> Placemat of some textile material

That's not an english breakfast. That's a posh breakfast.
A proper english breakfast would have more food, a round plate, a placemat that's basically a slab of plastic, and half a loaf of sliced white bread on a side plate, or balanced on the edge of the main plate.

>>7776666
And that's why it's such a british staple. It's cheap, it's tasty, it's easily prepared, and it's great for hangovers.
Literally the only shit you don't fry is the beans, and those are just set heating up while you do the rest.

>>7776759
You get up early, and do a bunch of physical labour for a few hours. Then you take a break, eat one of those, down some coffee, and hang out while it goes down and while the rush hour traffic clears, bantering loudly and sexually harassing the waitress. Then you get back in the van with bob and phil, and go back to manual labour for a few hours more. After work, you go down the pub and down a few pints while bantering loudly and harassing the barmaid.

Peruvian breakfast
Fried pork
Bread
Onion relish ("sarsa criolla")
Fried sweet potato
And a hot cup of coffe

eggs,bacon not done, here is your ticket = 5$

>>7779980
sorry I meant 5 liberty smackaroos.

>>7774047
Sorry, Indiana wins this one

>>7780089
That's just a normal breakfast piled onto one plate, sloppily I might add
That's like saying your state's omelets are the best because you put them between pieces of toast and dunk them in orange juice
that's not a different meal, it's a different mess

>>7780103

It's biscuits in sausage gravy. In no sense is it a "normal breakfast" whatever the fuck that means, piled onto a plate.

>>7779980
The eggs are fine, no runny whites. The bacon would be OK were it real bacon, but it appears to be American bellyfat bacon cooked to British standards of doneness, which is a horrible idea.

just posting the BOAT in this thread

For me its a toss-up
>Eggs Benedict
>Full English

Both top-tier

>>7774047
US fag here. Honestly as far as breakfast goes the USA, england, and ireland all look fucking amazing to me.

I'd travel just to eat an irish breakfast. that being said, nothing beats really good biscuits and gravy for me.

>>7779782
looks like hashbrowns but just, pressed into one big patty thing.

New York City

>>7780211

wasteofgoodfish.png

>>7775284
'ce style 'fee

>>7776803
>>7777164
I think its because spam is eaten with bread in the west?
imo rice goes really well with salty meats like spam and sausages, maybe how rice has little flavor is why?
anyway, its super popular in hawaii and in korea there are competitors to spam because people like it so much there

>>7780260
>spam is eaten with bread in the west
lol, no.
What the fuck are you on about?

>>7780271

I'd assume he's talking about how the serving suggestion on the front of the can is a piece of spam between 2 pieces of bread...

>>7780271
>>7780279
i actually have no idea how spam is actually eaten in the west, forgive my ignorance

>>7780211

>>7780286

I'm from Hawaii and have lived on the mainland for a decade and still don't know how people here eat Spam.

It's stocked in every gas station and grocery store, so obviously someone is eating it, but the only people I've met that aren't repulsed by it are also from Hawaii.

>>7780300

hawaii and the philippines getting excited about military rations and appropriating white culture

>>7780299

>>7774047
Hopefully soon I can finally have a proper English breakfast in the morning countryside.

>>7779786
Don't waste your effort, Americans are retards.

>>7779778
Mexican food really is just bits of sick covered in cheese.

>>7780300
Spam 'n eggs is pretty good. Floridafag here, always have some spam around just in case of hurricanes. Spam, bottled water, bleach, and booze. Every long-time Floridian family has some in a closet or a garage, Just In Case.

>>7780286
normally, it isn't eaten at all!

Before shit like freeze dry and MREs got popular, it was a relatively popular and easy to acquire camping/outdoor/survivalist food. The kind of stuff you take out on the boat when you go fishing, and eat sliced on crackers, or fried by a campfire and eaten as part of a sandwich.

I've seen it diced and put in eggs, hashbrowns and other fried breakfast foods too.

>>7780177
I really hate to say this, but that genuinely looks like a Chicago Deep Dish™ pizza

>>7780177
that is so fucking good. Takes quite a while to prepare from scratch as a breakfast, but god damn... Best shit ever.

>>7777266
>>7778066
To be fair, it is a very localised thing in Britain.

You can get chicken parmos everywhere in Teesside, and people from Newcastle and Sunderland will have heard of them, but other than that they're pretty much unkown.

>>7780286
I have had Spam sandwiches before so you are right, at least when it comes to my household.

>>7780382
>normally, it isn't eaten at all!

That's quite a claim to make, now tell me are you basing this mass consumed product stocked in every grocery store not being actually purchased based on your own anecdotal observations or something more?

>>7774349

what a little pussy breakfast. some of us actually have real jobs that require us to eat real meals so we can do actual work.

no wonder the french are so fucking lazy...

>>7780211
your bagels are horribly bland and too big

t. montreal

>>7776857
no he's not retarded
he just has an english accent sweetie

>>7776900
this guy is clearly british, only tea drinkers can identify sugar cubes so easily

>>7779778
since when was mexico south tex.. oh right, always.

>>7781309
true story

>>7780177
what is this amazing fud

>>7780300
I'm a Hawaiian plantation kid and I fucking love Spam

>>7782879
Looks like shakshouka.

>>7776946
>he thinks fruit juice isn't just sugar water
Fruit juice is not the same as eatting a piece of fruit. Fruit juice has multiple oranges worth of juice in them for a cup. So an orange has around 9 grams of sugar. A full cup of juice can easily have as much sugar as a coke. Coke has 44 grams I believe. So 5 oranges worth of juice is equal to a coke.

This is why fruit juice is terrible and fruit is fine.

>>7774763

no

>implying there is any better breakfast than Bavarian breakfast.

>>7774799

you don't put toast in a toaster

>tfw he uses cast iron to cook eggs

>>7776900
Let's look at the OP

>salty meat
>salty meat
>salty meat
>greasy toast
>beans
>hey look, more salty meat

Salty meat may as well be your name, you infantile salt monster

>he doesn't realize breakfast specific foods are inherently shit

>Butter-fried Banana bread
>Flat White

STRAYAAAAAAAA

Singapore and their heavenly coconut jam

>>7777215
>He fell for the flax seed meme

Enjoy your ruptured appendix

>>7783512
>he doesn't

>>7783528
You are one stupid motherfucker. Comparing your meal of nothing but carbs, sugar and caffeine with a meal containing vegetables and protein is hilarious. No wonder you are speaking English and they aren't speaking French, sissy boy.

huevos rancheros nigguh

>>7781308
>real jobs

manual labor is not a real job

>>7777777

>>7779778
Thats looks pretty shitty and Im pretty sure it tastes like shit as well.
t. Spicy Mexican

I normally just have coffee for breakfast and maybe some toast if I am hungry in the morning, but on weekends I like to fix myself a bowl of shredded hash browns mixed with bacon, two over easy eggs, chedder, and a little bit of hot sauce. Top that off with a tall glass of OJ, and I'm fucking set for Saturday

I hate you guys right now, Breakfast is my favorite meal and I haven't eaten it in 15 years.

>>7784744

>Skilled tradesmen who work with their hands don't have real jobs

>>7774047
Why is everyones favorite "english breakfast" just heating up already prepared shit and piling it on a plate. The most cooking you do is maybe chopping tomatoes

>>7780177
>tomatoes for breakfast
can't do it, always gives me acid reflux

>>7784977
why

>>7774329
looks refreshing and light

Not Spain. We only care about lunch and a little about dinner.

You have not eat good Tier brakfast if you have not taste GREEK Thessaloniki breakfast!

Mpougatsa with greek Kakao Milk

>>7783434
Why aren't those sausages cooked?

>>7786283
pay denbts

>>7783512
How the fuck do I do this without them sticking? I bought a pre-seasoned pan and everything fucking sticks.

>>7787106
You first.

I've always wanted to try a fry up.

>>7786074
>>>/b/

>>7774694
British bacon is basically american bacon combined with canadian bacon.
It's not like ham isn't included with some breakfasts in america, makes sense to have something more substantial to last you along with the fattier stuff for quicker energy.

>>7780109
u mad amerifat??
FATTY FATTY MAD?!?!?!?!

>>7786283
So true, Turkish brekkie is delish.

>>7787162
enough oil and fairly fast cooking

>>7784744
>The people who make the country keep running aren't really working

>>7780333
>bits of sick
>egg, avocado, tortilla
Jesus dude, you're embarassing yourself

German Breakfast spreads are amazing

Why are Europeans so bad at breakfast?

>bread with nutella
>bread with cold cuts
>bread with cheese
>cigarettes

At least the Bongs know how to fry an egg and Scandis have oats.

>>7780089
Hey dude I live there!

>>7774047
Those sausages look disgusting

>>7774329
>literally nothing but sugar
There's probably about 150g of sugar in that breakfast, nutrition aside though how the fuck do people stomach sweet shit in the morning

>>7788386

>german breakfast spreads are amazing

Pic not related?

>>7776856
:^)

>>7774797
You're a mess, anon.

Prob USA

>>7789707
You are not supposed to eat all the sugar cubes and all the jam.

>>7774047

I'm a britbong whos travelled a bit and can safely say are food isn't total shit (maybe a lil pricey). Heck look at Marco Pierre White or Gordon Ramsey

But my fucking god "English Breakfast"
>GREASY SHIT ON PLATE

The only cunts that eat this trash are baby boomers or chavs, the ultimate pleb filter. kys