/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7766460
Why are you wasting your time?

already fucked up : (

I cut the EZ tear bag

Working on my plating.

>>7766460
>>7766472
>>7766521
What in the actual fuck are you doing here?

>thinks heating food is an adventure
>can't open a bag
>-1/10 plating

Jesus Christ OP. Did your parents have any children who lived?

>>7766532

I actually think the platting looks really good.

Who knows what it will look like after he throws on a pile of half burnt, half frozen tendies.

Fuck you guys!

Just trying to make myself a nice dinner!

>>7766535
>I actually think the platting looks really good.
The plating was doing fine, but then the ketchup went and had explosive diarrhoea all over the place.

Hey there fellow Krogers shopper. I would love to hear what you think about these tendies

Piping hot!

>>7766557
Your computer wallpaper looks like it's going to eat the figurine.

>>7766472
don't lie, you were going to eat them all anyway

>>7766560
>Wine and garnish
>Ketchup and tendies

Please pick one before you decide to """""cook""""" yourself food again

following.

i would have put the tendies on a rack to promote airflow and crispiness. very interested to see how the gamble of putting them directly on the pan turns out.

>>7766460
> hope this works
There was a chance it wouldn't?

>>7766560

Your counter top looks exactly like my bathroom floor, with that white thing in the top right corner being the base of my toilet.

Gross.

>>7766557
>jacks off to anthropomorphic cartoons/10

>>7766560

don't tell mommy you can make your own tendies like a bigboi or she'll cut you off.

>>7766570

>the gamble of putting them directly on the pan

100facepalmsin15seconds.webum

radish is pretty gross desu.


don't think i'll include that next time

>>7766599
poor baby accidentally consumed a vegetable

>>7766599

>throws a giant bunch of curly parsley on the plate, stem and all
>complains about taking a nibble out of a fucking radish

How many days do you have to fend for yourself before your parents get home?

>>7766575
You're dumb as fuck, my friend.

>>7766584
its2016noneedforreactionslikethat.jpg

>>7766619

>stillusingjpegsin2016whenwehavefullwebumcapability.jiff

>>7766557
They were pretty good more "real" than the other chicken tenders, although I did run into a big piece of mystery gristle in my second piece, but that's better than the spongy fake texture of the cheaper brands.

8.5/10

>>7766619
SJW.

Anywho, congratulations on a moderately successful thread OP.

Your threads are better than your dinners.

>>7766575
That's a blender!

I haven't used it yet, but I might soon.

>>7766616

I don't know if you were trying to compliment my bathroom, or denigrate OP's kitchen, but I can assure you the similarity is uncanny.

>>7766460
>>7766521
I like your style. Don't listen to the haters.

Enjoy your meals, even if they're not five star. Plate those fucking tendies like a world class chef, and sip that boxwine as you browse porn and laugh at the rage you've inspired.

Not even being sarcastic. Keep it up.

well. done-o!

>>7766643
You're not going to eat that last tender? May I ask why?

>>7766644
I did ;_;

Just didn't want you guys to think I was fat

>>7766649
Well are you? post a picture of yourself fatty

>>7766649
Sure, you didn't eat the veg, but you only had 4 tenders. How could we think you're fat?

>>7766460
Mmm

>>7766665
>the veg

you mean the radish and parsley?

uh-oh


I borrowed this wine glass too.

>>7766718
>breaking your own wine glass to entertain bored anons on /ck/

god bless

>>7766718
At first I thought you were really poor but now I think you're just moderately poor.

>>7766740
i was swatting a fruit fly, thank you very much!

>>7766754
>Not having one of these.

>>7766557
Welcome back friend, you havent played with your doll recently? Looks like same position.

>>7766743
even though it failed, i still give that cat a lot of credit for actually attempting to poop in the toilet

>>7766743
That's an huge cat poop!

Still better than Big King breads

good thread

you are what makes this a special place, anon

>>7766560
The exploded ketchup ruined the plating, and I think it would have been more pleasantly presented if you had cut the chicken at a 45 degree angle through, laid them in parallel rows, and pulled them apart slightly to show off the interior meat.

The ketchup and mayo could have then been drizzled on top in a standing wave pattern, so as to bring out visual interest and contrast. Pepper could have been ground on top to add something visually fun to the mayo and the exposed white of the meat.

Your actual plate is too large, and your garnishes are pretty crude lookin'.


The whole idea of making garbage can food like this presentable is pretty fucking hilarious though. I wanna try this now.

>>7766599

>dat dildo though....

>>7766460
Nice. How many GBP that cost you?

>>7766521
>tfw you're sauce

>>7768220
nah...that sounds lame.

but maybe i'll try something different for tonight.

This is the most spastic thread I've seen in a while. Next diner when?

>>7766792
>>7766801
part 2

>>7769046
source?