/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7743426
Lunch with the parents.

>>7743426
Made a Cheesesteak with Provolone on Ciabatta

>>7743426
I didn't wake up, I came to around 5:30 this morning. I found myself in the parking lot of the Travel Center at I-75 and Dixie Hwy. I went in, took a piss then bought a breakfast sandwich. It had an egg coated with cheese on a biscuit. I drank another beer with it.

>>7743426
Dinner last night

>>7743426
Howd you crisp the egg while not overcooking the yolk?

>>7743466
Ridicoulusly hot pan I'd guess.
Burn the outside before the inside cooks

>>7743426
I made meatballs because it's bloody cold today.

>>7743466

higher heat

>>7743466
Durrr, how make water?

>>7743474
What's the temperature?

>>7743466
well I didn't mean to get the egg that fucking crispy, but you fry the egg in a bit of oil and spoon the oil onto the tops of the whites so they can cook without overcooking the yolk.

Lunch

>>7743445
That better be Steakums or else it isn't authentic.

>>7743474

Looks good

>>7743823
>your toys have moved

Fuck, not only do you own those gay toys, but you actually play with them.

Some Avocado Salad

>>7743426

Made 6 lbs of beef on Memorial day, am eating my last sandwich now.

>>7743426
>biting into massive chunks of veggies

>>7744423
Looks bland

>>7744422
whats wrong with playing with toys bro

I had canned sardines in hot sauce mashed onto two pieces of rye toast. There is no picture because I ate it. Enjoy this professional photograph with way too many lemons.

Sardines are the greatest thing ever. Tuna fish gets BTFO'd -- sardines are milder smelling, milder tasting, and far healthier for you.

>>7743447
Sounds like a good morning.

>>7743436
That looks lovely.
I'd suck a d right now for a Yorshire pud

>>7744986
they decrease in value once you take them outta the box.

This was my homemade dindin tonight

>>7743426
Already ate it OP. Probably gonna have potato gems with aromat seasoning for dinner.

Just some `go 'za of course!

avocado with egg and cheese
gonna add some black pepper

>>7743474
Looks like poopoo.

>>7743823
Autism: the meal.

>>7743426
Why did you just throw an egg on top of a salad

>>7743823
haven't had capri sun in years

>>7746061
Because I ran out of plates. :^)

>>7743426
I'm working the NOC shift and my coworkers decided to get Mexican from the local 24-hour diner. I chose the Carne Asada Fries...It's kind of sad though, because I am eating them in front of the inmates in a county jail dispensary.

>>7744422
kek

This is my breakfast today

>>7743823
Have you been posting lately? I miss you dude, come back and trigger these uptight faggots some more please

>>7747158
Looks fortifying.

>>7747158
Is that iced tea?

>>7743474
no it's not it's 85 out.

>>7747618
>.org indicates an American website.

>>7747618
>Someone in Britain saying it is cold today
It's roasting m8.

>>7747673
nice shop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

>>7747680
>citing Wikipedia

Day old pasta and machas made into a tortilla, and turkey ossobuco. Last week I ate nothing but rice and veggies.

>>7743426
>fried egg on salad

Interesting?

>>7747279
Yep I post

>>7748253
Yeah aren't they usually poached or hard boiled when they go with salads? I guess it would be ok even fried.

>>7748317
good keep it up I'll be looking out for you and your disgusting meals bro

>>7749663
It's din din time

>>7749722
amazing, I love the flash makes it look extra nasty

>>7749722
is that a Grand Mac?

>>7749758
Just the Big Mac

>>7749758
Second bottom bun is grilled which gives the illusion of a third patty.

pasta for a late dinner. what do ya'll think?

>>7746061
Eggs are good in salads, yo. Have you never had a hard boiled egg in a salad?

>>7749844
I like hard boiled eggs in salads. The idea of eating warm, runny egg yolk in a salad just doesn't appeal to me.

>>7743426

>>7749840
>pasta
>corn, peas, carrots

>>7749846
Oh. Yeah I guess I just kindof assumed the egg had been taken off the skillet and allowed to rest a few moments.

Kinda warm/lukewarm on top of a cool crisp salad. I can dig it, but then again I could put an egg in just about anything and enjoy it.

>>7749857
OK?

>>7749847

>>7749947

it's authentico

the bbq sandwich looks better than this one though, and no mac.

>>7750625
sometimes you might not get a great sandwich, but this is quite good.

>>7743426
what's the fuck up

rate and critique

>>7750638
That's a delicious summer treat for adults and kids alike.
Hubby loves it.

>>7750634
If you look carefully, you can see that the egg's on top of salad, instead of delicious toast. OP's some kinda simpleton

>>7750625
Mission BBQ?

lunch time!

>>7743436
that looks like a stock image.

>>7745988
looks pretty good. not overdone and overfilled like most shit people post on /ck/

>>7751116
>>all of this shit
just kill me, the envy is too much

Orzo salad with feta, basil, scallions, tomatoes, and a red wine vinaigrette.

>>7743426
cucumber does not fucking belong in a salad. also salads are not breakfast material. 1/10

>>7751294
>cucumber does not fucking belong in a salad

You fucking what nigger?

>>7751307
tastes of nothing and people always cut them too fucking thick, like in the op. they're superfluous, make salads look like trashy poor people food, and may as well not fucking be there.

>>7751315
Oh my god there's a sensible human on /ck/ what the fuck happened

>>7751117
>shit lighting
>shit white balance
>shit framing
>cluttered background
>handshake
>out of focus
looks nothing like a stock image tard

>>7751137
thinking about all the time it takes to cook all that stuff, i dont envy him one bit

>>7751341
>handshake
meant camera shake/hand-held shake/whatever

I grabbed a quick lunch today. Actually really good.

>>7751377
le mustard streak looks llike a penis haha :D

>>7751341
I didn't say it was taken professionally. I just think its an image taken from somewhere. I could be wrong but it just looks like I've seen it before.

>>7751410
I know. ;)

>>7743426
Can of Kidney beans
Can of Chick Peas
6 eggs fried in Pam
BBQ sauce and Sriracha to serve
I've had a can of kidney beans with every meal today

>>7751410

Some lemon carrot lentil soup that I fucked up and it came out like paste so I mixed it with minute rice to make some indian inspired shit

Can't take a picture because I ate it

Eating a bagel sandwich senpai

I love me some bagel sammichss. It needs tomatoes though

Oh and the sausage is polish sausage from this little deli. It's a beautiful day out

>>7751799
Updated to Include one of my favorite drinks
What's your lunch beverage, /ck/?

Went out to sushi for dinner. Yum! Pic is mine.

my sadwich
I'm so sad

help me /ck/

>>7751829
what's that shit in the volcano looking thing

>>7749840
Pasta, corn ham and probably some sugar added to make it sweeter. There's some fries and looks like fried chicken too. Shit son. I miss the Philippines.

>>7751829

wow that's a fuckton of crab

just some pork

>>7750905

Mission BBQ is shit-tier.

>Small portions
>dry meats
>which would be okay if it weren't for their
>basic ass sauce
>high price for what you get.

god I fucking hate this place

>>7752829
>dry meats
I'm guessing the sauce and portions are the same everywhere, but a problem like dry meat wouldn't be at every location. The food quality can greatly differ between two of the same restaurants, it just depends on the cook.

>>7751838
:(

what is it? it looks kind of good.

suckling pig cottechino with morel, pea fricasse , poached egg, with apple pork jus.

>>7753509
Nice Soundwave you got there.

What do you guys think?

>>7753509
Kill yourself barneyfag

>>7753555
Checked. And is that bittermelon?

>>7752041
>>7751829
That's not a fuck ton of crab, it's not crab at all. It's imitation pollock bullshit.

Who the fuck serves imitation Sashimi? How much did you pay for that?

>>7753569
Merzbow sucks.

>>7753555
We got Oriental man here.. though that herb drink is awesome.

>>7753595
About 5 usd.

>>7753597
Hey man. You don't appreciate true talent. You don't see his vision.

>>7753509
that's some thick bread

I had tagliatelle with a simple tomato sauce and a cheap steak that was on sale

>>7753603
Should have gotten your money back. Looks terrible.

>>7753604
I give everything several chances. Merzbow has failed these tests. Enjoy your meme-music.

>>7753619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw

>i take photos of my food then put them online

>>7753627
When that's what this thread is about, I don't see a problem with that.

>>7753622
I listened a bit. You happy? It's still fucking terrible. This is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2EGKt8yONI

I'll stop fucking the thread now.

>>7753540
Soundwave superior
Autobots inferior

>>7753670
How poor are you?

>>7743426
I am barbacuing right now (pic related)

>>7753749
He has transformers. Do you? Don't think so.

>>7753613
There is a tiny Italian attempting to steal your pasta

>>7753797
You're at the Salt Lick?

>>7751829
bahahahaha

>>7751829
tamago and fake crab.

you disgust me.

>>7753670
Fuck off barneyfag

Had a monte cristo sandwich with blueberry jam

>>7751799
look delicious

>>7751829
omg, that surimi

>>7754144
I do like putting jam with burgers.
American Mustard plus Raspberry jam on different layers is nice

>>7743436
>not eating 'go 'za with the 'rents

>>7754408
>I do like putting jam with burgers.

Good god why?

>>7755334
It's like a jam sandwich but with meat. The flavors don't fuck up and with Brioche buns it seems like a good combo. To me anyway coming home hungry as fuck and alternating bites with a different sauce.
Then again it's probably because it's all fairly inoffensive and I really like sweet things

I ate nine our so potato skins, all my burps smell like baked potato. I might not make it. oh my god.

>>7755350
I could see it with something like a sausage patty, but for some reason the idea of sweet hamburger meat sounds off to me

>>7743426
Braised balsamic chicken with brown rice and sweet potatoes.

>>7743463

How's keto going?

>>7755476
It's not sweet hamburger meat. It probably plays more on the taste of the cheese than the meat.

Creamy polenta made with (almond) milk and (earthbalance) butter, topped with lentils cooked in vegetable broth with garlic and taco seasoning, drained well, diced red onion, tomatillo, and cilantro, with lime juice drizzled on top.

Braised carnitas and roasted veggies. Not pictured: banana nut bread.

>>7745043

Sardines are god's gift to man. Would swear fealty to King Oscar.

>>7753627
>I come to 4chan
>to /ck/
>to post this
Shit bait, just go

>>7753613
You should mix the sauce with the pasta before you serve it. When it sticks to the pasta it tastes so much better.

Salad

>>7753797
Which Salt Lick location you at?

>>7756601
>smothered in salad cream
>eating with a spoon
Terribad

>>7756639
I'm using a fork too, obviously. Spoon helps.

>>7756639

id take salad cream over what looks to be smothered in mayonase.... vomits

>>7756665

>spoon helps

Maybe I'm unfimilar with the way amerifatties consume "salad" but I can only assume that the spoon is to scoop up extra dressing with each bite?

>>7756680

Oh! I am not american haha. But that is good idea.

Chicken.

>>7756704
>mixing bbq and ketchup

why anon?

>>7756711
because the bbq is to spicy

>>7756711
I had a little of both left. Figured I'd use them up before throwing out

Delicious deepdish pie

For dinner, I ate a steak, salad, and fries. pretty good, 7/10

>>7756729
Inspired by olive garden

>>7756729
How the hell can you eat an entire one of those
I just made meatball subs and I got about halfway through a second one, so a total of about 5 meatballs, and I'm fucking bloated

>>7743426
Nice burnt egg you fucking retard

>>7756824

I tried but couldn't eat it all sadly

>>7756743
>random corn because lol
>mushy fries, probably undercooked
>random hotdogs on the side because lolo
>fucking ketchup

Just go away.

Breakfast time.

a midday snack of brown rice and watermelon rind pickles

>>7751315
You said WHAT, nigger?

>>7758577
Would you like some salad with your dressing?

>>7757745
looking good

This is a stock image but it's what I'm having. This is what I eat every night.

>>7746250
Is that filibertos?

>>7758965
why

>>7757136
>le anti ketchup food connoisseur
just go away

>>7758965
>Sugar and Carbs before sleep

>>7759039
>carbs make you fat

pickled red cabbage with purple potatoes (boiled with garlic and ginger) with slow-roasted salmon (seasoned in salt, pepper, msg, garlic, olive oil).

was a quick snack. pls reply.

>>7759073

>bread before bed makes you skinny

>>7759116
probably not the shitty white sliced in the image

>>7743426
Rate my pasta.

>>7759224
Looks good. Can't quite tell from the pic but I would like a bit more onion. And some Romano cheese.

>>7759227
Theres a whole chopped onion in here, its just covered in tomato.

>>7759224
Did you melt any cheddar in there?

>>7744470
Mfw poor and haven't seen that much meat in six months combined.

>>7753797
I want to roll around in it

Made some gnocchi from scratch was very good.

Out to eat for dinner. Got pic related.

>>7759335
>Crinkle cut fries

>Lettuce in a glass

I had steak and eggs for breakfast and I didn't have lunch.

I'm making some fresh ravioli later so I guess I'll post that eventually.

>>7745868
found the chick

One US serving reporting in

>>7759638
>baked in square pan
>cheese and topping to the edge

10/10 sir, you made a correct pizza

Made this for dinner. Jerk shrimp kabobs over cilantro-lime rice.

>>7759694
looks good

>>7759959
The white broccoli stuff wasn't bad

>>7759914
I'm new to /ck/ but I just wanted to say this looks good as fuck to me. I want to learn how to make creative food instead of basic shit

>>7759992

>kabobs
>creative

whew

>>7759914
want want want want

>>7743445
>steak chunked not thin slices
>provolone
>not american cheese or cheddar
>no onions
>ciabatta
>not hero roll
>no mushrooms
>no peppers
what the fuck is wrong with you? that's a steak sandwich with provolone on ciabatta. Not a cheese steak.

>>7759993
Ya I grew up poor as fuck so even shit like that is amazing to me

>>7759997

didn't say it wasn't good just that its not very hard (or expensive to make)

you can get a bag of shrimp for 5-6 bucks and whatever fucking veggies you want for 1-2 bucks over rice that cost less than a dollar

Fired up the grill and made some steak fajitas. Homemade flour tortillas, guacamole, and Chile de arbol and jalapeno salsa.

>>7744423
Bruh throw some halved cherry tomatoes and sunflower seeds on there, you're welcome.

ny strip with black pepper and thyme potatoes

>>7759996
sorry I'm retarded and saw the peppers and onion after I posted. The provolone and ciabatta made me tard rage.

>>7760006

looks gewd. i woulda left off the guac, put the beans inside and wrapped that bitch up

>>7760006
>steak sliced after cooking
>blended salsa without roasting the ingredients first
>flour

id eat it

>>7760021
Nice 'eak and 'oes

>>7760021
That steak is so overdone it is legitimately nauseating.

>>7760115
it's not overdone so much as poorly done and poorly photographed

>>7760078
>>steak sliced after cooking
It comes out tender and juicy this way.
>>blended salsa without roasting the ingredients first
Used dried chile de arbol
>>flour
I love home made corn too, but home made flour tortillas are awesome as well.
>id eat it
T..thanks anon

>>7760021
Literally just ate a nice black/white peppercorn crusted NY strip with pea sprouts, arugula and a horseradish butter sauce my gf made me shit was cash, and obviously cooked way better than that (rare)

I am getting tired of steak though, and 15% was like a strip of fat which I don't like to chew, sure the flavor was there but it seemed like a waste compared to the regular filets.

>>7760006
You must be white

>>7756579

Best flavor and brand coming through.

>>7747708
thought it was a traveller's pie from the thumbnail

>>7743426
What is this style of egg?

>>7760348
found the tumblrina

>>7760627
burnt side down

>>7743426
Why do people just throw a random egg on everything

>>7760627
Fried

>>7743447
You sound like a huge faggot, lad.

>>7748253
>>7748335

i will never understand people like you

you are FREE. you can put any food with any food. why the fuck would fried eggs be off limits on a salad.

Breakfast: Oatmeal with "uncured" turkey sausage, mozarella, and french onion. What do you think?

homemade Fish n Chips
The breading kinda sucked but the fish was tasty

lunch , threw together a latin american inspired soup, having it with an allongé

>>7761748
fries look good, breading doesn't look like it's cooked all around. Where are you from? i spot that french labeling

>>7743426
Half a egg
Two glasses milk
Glass of flour
Teaspon sugar

>>7759638

Looks fucking disgusting. I will never understand people who only want meat and cheese on pizza and insist on putting so much that it just looks like a pool of fucking grease. Learn to pizza, assholes.

>>7743436
Fukin asshole

>>7759224
10

>>7759224
8 increase your meat to pasta ratio.

>>7743426
GF woke up early and made some eggs beni with kielbasa instead of ham since we were out of ham.

>>7761843
What's with the filter famalam?

>>7756579
>>7756579
>>7760550
king oscar is God tier. Branched out to other brand once and it didn't go well so now im too scared to try bruswick.

>>7761862
I bet that wasn't the only kielbasa she wrangled that morning.

IF
U
KNO
WHAT
I
MEAN


Uh hur hur hur hardee har har

>>7745868
>iceberg lettuce.

its literally just water and pesticides.

>>7759335
>fries
>slice of potato
wut

>>7761873
It's CRUNCHY and COOLING.

>>7761748
Those fries look good, how do you make you fries?

>>7750638
do you think the lettuce looks nice or something? wtf is this?

>>7761879
He puts them in a lava for 12 minutes

>>7761890
It's a healthy alternative to a taco bowl or bread bowl.

>>7751176
i dont like cherry tomatoes. they dont even really taste like normal tomatoes which i do like.

>>7751315
cucumber are pretty good for you though.

>>7761891
Thanks, going to a volcano with potatoes as I type this

>>7751829
surimi shashimi??? even if it was only $5 still. why even.

>>7761879
mixed oil with oregano and other spices, cut potatoes thickly, lather them up with the oil and spices mix and place in oven on tray at 220 C for the better part of an hour, flip them over half way

>>7761911
Thank you.

>>7745868
>>7761878

its also carbs: the plate. Enjoy still being hungry after.

>>7761896
ok that makes sense but what actually is the filling?

teriyaki chicken over jasmine rice
pork egg rolls
vegetable lo mein
lettuce wrap
sweet & sour sauce

>>7761913
hnnng

>>7762090
Good lookin'

>>7756555
>metal spoon in enamelled pan

>>7761913
Lovely tiles on that wall

>>7761913
who is she? i think i've seen this pic maybe 50 times on this board.

>>7762090
decent meal

Pic is my late dinner. whatya think bros?

Went to a Cajun restaurant, 2 different types of spicy chicken split down the middle. Drunken chicken on the left (lots of garlic and tomato), voodoo chicken on the right (garlic, cayenne, red and black pepper). It was hot, but tasty as fuck

don't even care if it's "fast food pizza", I love Rocky's

a dish inspired by many regional cuisines

>>7756555
Is it roasting them if its stovetop in a pan?

>>7743426
made some garam masala bread w/ garlic oil + 'ghetti.

>>7763069
I think they put too much effort into the ketchup overlay and not enough effort on the food.

>>7763514
That's not ketchup.

>>7763511
>that portion

What are you, 8?

>>7751829
>surimi sashimi

>they don't make it
>they don't cook it

You're literally paying a 100% premium for someone else to buy something from the grocery store, open the package, and place it on your plate.

>>7759914
Fuck man those look really good. I don't usually post, but damn.

snacking on rutabaga slices

>>7745916
>Aromat

Mah nigga.

noko

>>7762652
It says her name up on the shelf

>>7753613
OH FUCK IS THAT LUIGI?

>>7746250
They made their choice

Steak dinner at a local restaurant! Damn good. Pic related.

>>7761635
KYS

>>7761913
Ima go make my famous sauce real quick

>>7765962
Hater.

>>7745868
Did no one notice those fat roll legs?

>>7765960
What in Christ's name is that sauce?
Are you sure this is from a restaurant? I have never seen pasta salad offered outside of a supermarket.

Went out for brunch with coworkers. I got pic related.

>>7766182
are you fucking high

Late lunch is boiled chicken and sides.

screamin Sicilian pizza with some chopped green bell peppers & onion

>>7768359
looks pretty bland

last night i drunkenly ordered two breakfasts to my hotel room for six am. the look on my face when i opened the door must have terrified the room service lady, but it very quickly turned into pure joy.

>>7768550

Living in a hotel and eating room service for every meal has always been the dream, but the thought of paying upwards of $40 for that breakfast is horrifying.

>>7743823
>no hooves

>>7768395
>Eating Reddit: The Frozen Food

>>7743426
I'm on break :(

>>7768572

yeah i have terrible money management skills. i get drunk and suddenly i'm a fucking sultan. it was a good breakfast, the food here in general sucks quite bad though. i'd prefer to get out of the hotel to eat but it's actually quite isolated.

i made pizza from scratch

Pasta, motherfucker!

>>7768836

This has to be one of the most tryhard things I've seen lately that also ended up as a complete disaster.

Absolutely terrible, anon.

>>7768871

how is that tryhard?

>>7768888

There was an attempt at making the plating nice, but everything is off-balance; the sauce looks broken, the potato looks unseasoned, one mussel is swimming in sauce while the next one is dry, half the pasta is plain, and the other half looks like whatever gloop is sitting on top of it will fall right off as soon as you try to eat it, not to mention that it looks like a plate of vomit, and green slime doesn't exactly make shellfish look good.

>>7768902

the sauce is a pesto, it was never emulsified to begin with. the potato doesn't 'look' unseasoned. i like how you are giving all these ways in which it was plated haphazardly in order to prove the guy was 'trying too hard'. it's contradictory.

superficially judgemental cunts are ruining this board. it doesn't actually look particularly poorly made though i might go for crispier skin on the potato personally.

>>7768917

Mobile posters are ruining this board.

Posting food, having it criticized, get made fun of, forgetting about it the next day when it disappears from the internet, but maybe learning something, is the entire point of posting on an anonymous food and cooking image board. I post shittier OC almost every day, but also drunkenly yell at people for their shortcomings, regardless of how good the thing they posted might have been. That's literally the core purpose of this board.

>>7768943

all very well if we were all trying to be food stylists, but the point i'm making is about superficiality. people on here talk shit about a pizza having slightly uneven toppings or even just bad lighting. and you yourself said it looked like 'vomit', well that's just a really facile comment, lots of food is sloppy and still delicious. cunts like you always come in saying curry looks like poo or eton mess looks predigested or whatever. well fine, if that actually reflects on how the eating experience is gonna be, but usually it doesn't.

>>7768917
Nah, it's not contradictory at all.

Your apparent effort is a juxtaposition to the sloppiness that the other anon mentioned.

The potato DOES look unseasoned.

Rub the skin with oil and spices and place directly on the rack, not in foil. There's a huge texture difference, with tender and flaky being the former, whereas wrapped gives a mushy texture.

I'd love to show you what I'm eating tonight IF MY GOD DAMN RICE COOKER DIDN'T TAKE THREE GOD DAMN HOURS TO COOK BROWN RICE.

>>7762652
Elena Gheorghe

Ceasar

>>7743426
Buns are egg white buns

>>7768836
im with the asshole, theres too much pesto here and your potato looks shit

>inb4 'go 'za

spinach tortellini and blackened chicken

>>7751294

>cucumber does not belong in a salad

Where the fuck do you come from?

>>7743447
I-75 and Dixie highway is near me

>>7753627
>taking pics of my food and putting them in a malysian cargo trading forum

>>7743823
how many gbp did those tendies cost you?

oats with natty pb and protein, coffee and a kombucha.

>>7771542
forgot pic

>>7771212
>Where the fuck do you come from?

your mom, we're like twins and you're the bad one.

>>7749840

fucking barf oh my god why

>>7756729

this is to pizza as go za is to pizza

>>7760006

you put mushrooms in fajitas

what the fuck

>>7761635

>>7763099

why are you even here? lol

>>7768836

bleugh that looks gross. you think you can cook but you cannot

>>7765960
>>7763069
>>7759335
>>7756743
>>7749840


For some reason I have a feeling that these are ALL the same people. There's no way these combinations of food exist. It's impossible

>>7769135

>Your apparent effort

what apparent effort though. it's not elaborately presented at all. it's fucking annoying that pasta and a baked potato are being called tryhard.

and the potato does not look unseasoned. seasoning is not always visible.

>>7771669
>implying I'm a normie
>Being this un/fit/
Confirmed for not making it.

hot sauce really goes well with fried chicken

LOL. kind of funny that /ck/ tries to talk the talk but when it comes down to show me, all the food in this thread looks like shit which proves that /ck/ cant cook for shit.

ITT: shitty attempts at cooking by autistic people

Bison hot dogs taste like slim jims and the beer tastes too fruity for my palate but I am still gonna drink it.

5/7