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7731388 No.7731388 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: post the most absurdly mouth watering picture of food you have with a rating of the previous posters choice

>> No.7731391

>>7731388
Seafood and cheese, my two most hated foods.
0/10

>> No.7731392

>>7731391
>picky eaters

>> No.7731393

>>7731392
Cheese is disgusting.

>> No.7731394
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7731394

>>7731391
>being illiterate

>> No.7731396

>>7731391
Wow you must eat like 3 things total then.

>> No.7731400
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7731400

>>7731391
>11 year olds on the internet

>> No.7731410

>>7731388

godammit, why is all the food touching the other food with some of it riding bareback on the virgin dishes?

>> No.7731418

>>7731394

it's amost like you want the fucking food touching, fucking pleb.

>> No.7731419
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7731419

>>7731410
>not taking a bit of each food on your fork and eating them together

Are you babby¿

>> No.7731427

>>7731391
>these 'people' are allowed to post on /ck/

Moot would never have allowed this

>> No.7731433

>>7731388
That looks amazing, and I would eat the fuck out of it.
But I get rustled as fuck when wet, outside food is touching an inedible housing, like that shell and the foil.

>> No.7731435

>>7731410

>virgin dishes

The only virgin I see here is you.

>> No.7731444

>>7731419
>Are you babby¿

NO babies are the ones who need their food blended and mushed togather. Adults like to enjoy the individual components of the meal.

also, learn to spell baby.

>> No.7731446

>>7731435

ask your mom if I'm a virgin.

>> No.7731453

>>7731444
>he's not familiar with 'babby'

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7731462

>>7731444
>it's a newfag episode

>> No.7731464

>>7731453

as much as we try I have still fail to impregnate my bf.

>> No.7731469
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>>7731391
>>7731393
>>7731410
>>7731418
>>7731433
>>7731444
>this pathetic, obviously underage autism

>> No.7731484
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7731484

>>7731394

Not a huge fan of a giant plate of meat, good bbq or otherwise, but the sides look delicious.

7/10

>> No.7731486

>>7731484
aside from the purple sweet potato, what exactly makes this plate Hawaiian?

>> No.7731487

>>7731484
I don't know what half of that is

>> No.7731492

>>7731484
half looks tasty and half looks like unedible slop, so 5/10

>> No.7731494

>>7731486

The purple sweet potato is probably the least Hawaiian thing on the plate.

>> No.7731501

>>7731388
How much do you think this would cost? $30?

>> No.7731542

>>7731388
8/10 I personally hate scallions, but the presentation is great.

>>7731394
7/10 some of the meat looks dried out

>>7731484
5/10 half of that looks inedible

>> No.7731543

>>7731486
Get fakin lau lau, poi and kalua pok
all kine sick grinds, brah

From Hawaii, this plate is pretty accurate
8/10.

>> No.7731548

>>7731484

you have the training wheels of plates yet you still manage to get the GD food touching.

>> No.7731563

>>7731543

Luau, lomi salmon, and chicken long rice is all good shit.

>> No.7731878
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7731878

>>7731484

looks bad in that pic, but I'm sure it's actually tasty

4/10

>> No.7731907

>>7731388
dam son

>> No.7731918

>>7731388
looks like everything in that pic is too greasy/rich and there's nothing like a salad/something sour for contrast
I'd eat the shit out of it tho, 7/10

>> No.7731931
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7731931

come at me

>> No.7731937

>>7731878
>gooseberry uselessly crammed into the dish

6/10

>> No.7731938

>>7731931

I would drunkenly devour those right now, knowing full well that I won't remember it in the morning and will likely spend half the day on the can.

>> No.7731951

>>7731501
The card on it says Marriott so it was room service. Probably a lot more that $30. Let's hope OP is on a business trip and can charge it to the company.

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7732579

>>7731931
5/10

Much rather have this bologna cake

>> No.7732616

>>7731388
>eat out
>get mac&cheese
wew
fucking burgerstanis, what are they even doing?

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>>7731388

>> No.7732622

>>7732579
>fills you right up

>> No.7732623

>>7731391
>seafood and cheese
Both foods so broad in taste that discarding all of it makes you seem like an idiot.
It's okay to have this wrong opinion, but it IS wrong, and you shouldn't admit it to other people because they WILL look down on you.

>> No.7732627

>>7732616
I know! Room service isn't awesome at all! Who would wanna eat some obviously tasty food in a comfortable hotel room! Sick american cuck!

>> No.7732632

>>7731391
>>7731392
>>7731393
>>7731396
>>7731400
>>>7731391
>>11 year olds on the internet
>>7731410
>>7731418
>>7731419
>>7731427
>>7731433
>>7731435
>>7731444
>>7731446
>>7731453
>>7731462
>>7731464
>>7731469
>>7731486
>>7731487
>>7731492
>>7731494
>>7731501
>>7731542
>>7731543
>>7731548
>>7731563
>>7731907
>>7731918
>>7731931
>>7731937
>>7731938
>>7731951
ITT: literally everyone in the thread, apart from three people, doesn't read the OP and just complains about things they don't like

Itt: the reason /ck/ is awful

>> No.7732652

>>7731951

The card says "Ozales Kitchen" on it you blind fucker.

>>7731501

Here's his instagram, lists all of his prices.

>> No.7732659

>>7731427
He spoiled us...

>> No.7732706

>>7731391
seafood is so diverse... and cheese is one of the most flavourful ingredients that can be used in cooking and some would argue versatile.

>> No.7732734
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7732734

From a burger place near my town

>> No.7732739

>>7732632
I fucking hate when people have to reply to literally every single one.
Fucking kill yourself faggot.

>> No.7732745

>>7732739
>literally
No.

>> No.7732752

>>7732745
I hate it when that actually happens, this is just a lite version of that, which is almost every instance.

>> No.7732760

>>7731484
I'm having flashbacks of absolutely every birthday party I've been to. I hate chicken longrice.

>> No.7732825
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R8

>> No.7733028

>>7732825
It looks like it's amazing tasting but I can't say it's appetizing looking if that makes sense

4/10

>> No.7733039

>shrimps on a stick

id stick the eye of someone giving me that

>> No.7733367

>>7732632
salty fucks that feel that their opinion is so important that they should reply to every post in a thread

the reason 4chan is usually awful

>> No.7733641
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7733641

>>7732825

shitty looking bread, needs salad

>> No.7733682
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7733682

>>7731388
10/10

>> No.7733691
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7733691

>>7733641
Bad picture, good food 8/10
>>7733682
0/10 shitbeer

>> No.7733725
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7733725

>>7733691
That's most of my top favorite foods thrown on a grill...
8/10

Living in an apartment where you can't BBQ or grill sucks.

>> No.7733735
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7733735

>>7733725
0/10

>> No.7733762

>>7733725
>bacon
>on a fucking taco
Has reddit gone too far?

>> No.7733769

>>7733762

why is that so controversial

>> No.7733776

>>7733762
only if it was nutella + bacon

>> No.7733824
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7733824

>>7733735
3/10

>> No.7733855
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7733855

>>7733824

2/10

>> No.7733884

>>7733855
Is one of those white things horseradish sauce?

>> No.7733888

>>7733762
Wait......I fucking love bacon. What does bacon have to do with Reddit?

>> No.7733891

>>7733888
It's popular therefore it's Reddit. It's muh secret club get out normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.7733893

>>7733884

looks like it

pretty unnecessary if you ask me because you really only need jus

and fuck that potato, I'd rather have veggies and mushrooms

>> No.7733938

>>7733641
>Make it so badly that you'd think a blind autistic quadriplegic made it so the plebs can tell its homemade

>> No.7733948

>>7733893

>horseradish is unnecessary with roast beef

get out

>>7733938

>a somewhat irregular shape makes a bad pizza

get out

>> No.7733957

>>7733948
No, being burned and misshapen and unevenly distributed toppings makes it a bad pizza. Also shit toppings.

>Would send back / 10

>> No.7733961
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7733961

>>7733641

5/10

>> No.7733962

>>7733948

>I'm gonna drown this beautiful 30 dollar piece of meat with flavor-nullifying throat lube

lol just end it all my man

>> No.7733986

>>7733957

>unevenly distributed toppings

ok so you're one of those.

>>7733962

>that small pot of a pungent condiment
>'drowning out' the meat
>a single slice of prime rib
>30 dollars

learn your craft nigguh

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>> No.7734024
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>> No.7734032
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7734032

>>7733961
Had an anchovy pizza for the first time recently. Pretty good.

5/10

>> No.7734055

>>7733961
thats a frozen pizza that you put tomatoes anchovies and olives on...

>> No.7734070
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7734070

>>7734024
Damn son, where'd you find this? 9.5/10

>> No.7734079

>>7733762
TACO BELL HATES THIS MAN

FIND OUT WHY!

>> No.7734153

>>7734070

saw it on foodgawker

http://cooktoria.com/recipe/creamy-spinach-tortellini/

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>> No.7734431

>>7731388
DO WANT.
(someone else can have the mac and cheese, though, not interested in that part).

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>>7731388
same guy

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>> No.7734449

>>7734024
Too fucking much. I'd have to take an acid reducer, and a digestive enzyme pill just to get keep that giant glob of cheese from sitting like a rock in my stomach and wreaking havoc.
I made spinach tortellini just last night, actually, and I made a light lemon butter sauce with olives, artichoke hearts, sundried tomatoes, shallots, and capers for it, and it was perfection.

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>> No.7734456

>>7734449

>Too fucking much. I'd have to take an acid reducer, and a digestive enzyme pill just to get keep that giant glob of cheese from sitting like a rock in my stomach and wreaking havoc.

i'm not mr fucking burns and i still think it would be too much just from a taste perspective.

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>> No.7734473

>>7734456
>i'm not mr fucking burns

You will be. YOU WILL BE.

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7734552

>>7731391
You asked, Here you go OP..

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Rate

>> No.7734623

>>7733893
>you really only need jus
have you not had horse radish sauce with a roast beef cut? its glorious.

>> No.7734633

>>7734433

Why does he litter chives on every single thing? Looks like someone ate confetti and farted it out.

>> No.7734640

>>7731394
i nutted
>>7731931
solid creamed in my pants
>>7733691
i'm swimming in my own seed rn
>>7733855
looks good
>>7734032
my pants are soaked in my children

>> No.7734921
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7734921

You use the stick to mash up the sesame seeds into the tonkatsu sauce and drizzle it on the tonkatsu.

Not necessary but they do it at this place, which is my favorite chain restaurant in the old NIPPON

>> No.7735051

>>7734423

wtf am I looking at

>> No.7735060

>>7735051
The last photo taken of a murder victim

>> No.7735226
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>>7734016
10/10

Nothing makes me gorge like an uncontrollable animal like Indian food does

>> No.7735237

>>7734633
Chives are based as fuck

GOAT simplistic texture addition: they highlight chewy, soft, meaty, mushy, crisp and crispy better than any other garnish.

>> No.7735240

>>7734466
6/10

Fried foods always taste better than they look

>> No.7735244

>>7734552
10/10 drunk mess food.....whatever it is

>>7734600
3/10 nothing really screaming "delectable" to me

>> No.7735249

>>7734640
I think you're just really hungry m8

>> No.7735250

>>7735226
I love feces too <3

>> No.7735270

>>7735250
Stop eating at shit-tier grease based Indian restaurants and you won't have that problem.

PROTIP: just because the local YELPers in your cultureless flyover town rate a place "1000000000/10 OMG BEST FOOD EVER" doesn't mean quality food is actually being prepared there.

The adequate combination of fat, savoury, salty and sweet will keep human cattle coming back for more indefinitely.

See: 99% of Chinese restaurants

You need to visit an Indian restaurant with multiple, recent, positive reviews from established food critics. This means "Taj Mahal India" down the road from your parents cattle farm, in the strip mall next to the Piggly Wiggly will not qualify.

You'll need to travel to an actual civilized city and then experience all foods over again being prepared by people who can read, give a shit and were actually trained in the culinary arts.

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7735351

>>7734921
8/10, would eat.

>> No.7735901

>>7735270
sounds like redneck rick fucked your bitch desu

>> No.7736333
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>>7735351
2/10, looks disgusting and unidentifiable

>> No.7736345

>>7735901
haha truu

>> No.7736351
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7736351

>>7733641
looks like a patch of mold in the thumbnail

>>7731394
10/10

>>7731388
9/10 they should have melted the cheese on the potater

>>7733682
11/10 a working man's beer

>>7733725
you tried

>>7734455
>>7734433
hnnnnng

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>>7736351
4/10

trashy, deep-fried fast-food.

>> No.7736374
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7736374

I'd kill for some brisket fries right about now

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7736389

>>7736369
>so then I gave them less food, and made them pay more!
I doubt that tastes better than anything else in the thread, toothpaste hotdog included

>> No.7736404

>>7736389
>I doubt that a main course in a 2-Michelin star restaurant tastes better than a toothpaste hotdog

I doubt that you have ever eaten anything better than said toothpaste hotdog

>> No.7736409

>>7736404
Find me one food better than toothpaste hotdog.

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7736410

>>7736389
>>7736404
>casting aspersions on the colgatedog
>mfw

>> No.7736418

>>7731419
10/10

Delicious nutritious hotdog and clean teeth

>> No.7736442

>>7736389

You're an idiot. Still, the description is pretentious as fuck.

>With venison, carrot, barley today meat course comes to the table. In size, the term main course in Horváth initially seems quite inappropriate, especially since the menu dramaturgy - not only here - nowadays not necessarily a "carnal climax" aims. The strong seared meat has bite, it is not tough and trumps with an intense flavor on. It need not always exaggerated tenderness and continuously homogeneously cooked fillets for great enjoyment. The toasted notes are also the antidote to the sweetness of the carrot, the more softer texture fits together with the solid meat. Aromatic green nuttiness brings the barley (crispy and as seedlings) into play. Especially as barley Sauer (liquid leaven) "vented" in Rehsaucen reducing them with ease, the sauce and acidified. Great.

>> No.7736445

>>7736442

clearly a bad translation from english

>> No.7736450

>>7736445
How would you translate "carnal climax" better?

>> No.7736453

>>7736450
Not him but

>dinosaur cumming buckets

>> No.7736455

>>7736445

There's no way you could translate that without it coming off high falutin.

>> No.7736457

>>7732620
'go style dogs
I do them with a straw

>> No.7736473

>>7736450

i mean i can't read german and i find the translation quite ambiguous, but it sounds like he's just talking about having a rich meat course at that stage in the meal.

>> No.7736497

>>7731937
>what is a garnish
also
>gooseberry

>> No.7736506

>>7736497

>what is a garnish

something that is done in very poor taste going by that pic

>> No.7736509

>>7732632
You should be shot

>> No.7736514

>>7731388
That lobster looks heinously overdone.

>> No.7736543

>>7736514

It was probably okay before they put it in the box and let it steam for 20 more minutes; if anything the steak is the one that looks overcooked.

The though of trying to eat that room temperature piece of shoe leather with a plastic fork and knife out of a styrofoam box makes me shudder.

>> No.7736548

>>7732734
das a tasty lookin burger with some pretty ass veggies

8/10

>> No.7736563

>>7732825
Mushrooooooooooms yes
7/10

>>7733855
I came
9/10

>>7734446
ourgodisanawesomegod.png
9.5/10

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>>7736410

>spaghetti with jarred tomato sauce in pig disgusting hard taco shells

-8/10

>> No.7736826

>>7736351
My partner and I have made those before, breddy good like 7 or 8 /10

>>7736374
Now this makes more sense to me than carne asada fries, they always seem too dry to me.
I'd probably change the sauce tho.

>>7736506
There already seems to be a berry sauce, a berry garnish is hardly unreasonable.

>> No.7737342

>>7736351
>working man's beer

Holy fuck you're dumb. That's a beer for girls who don't like beer.

>> No.7737453

>>7731394
why is there green onions on the ribs? Are they like teriyaki or someshit. Get that shit outta here

>> No.7737594

>>7736333
Oh fuck, I need pad thai back in my life now.

>> No.7737650
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7737650

Tory Mcphail's Lacquered quail. Generally served atop withered greens or dirty rice. He changed the lacquer flavor, but i've had the strawberry and the coffee and both are beyond belief. Like literally thehy leave you speechless for a good half minute.

>> No.7737662

>>7734070

are those bulawni?

>> No.7737666

>>7736826
>partner
are you a firefighter or a faggot

>> No.7737680

>>7737662
Pierogi.

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>>7737666

>> No.7737740

>>7737666
>uses GIRLFRIEND or BOYFRIEND like a middleschooler :D :D :D :D

maybe have a serious relationship for once, bud

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>> No.7737758

>>7737740
So a faggot then?

>> No.7737762

>>7736389
these restaurants are literally just charging people 3000% markup and it's evil. i can't believe people eat that shit and call it haute cuisine

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>> No.7737784

>>7737758
you sure are!

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>>7734473

>> No.7737855

>>7731931
the bread looks dry
but you ordered it correctly so good for you

>> No.7737863

>>7733762
>bacon
>on a fucking taco
i said this out loud before i read your post

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>>7737881

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>>7737881

4/10

I give that shit partial credit for forcing me to learn how to cook.

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>>7737896
5/10

Not bad, but not good either. Needs some kind of sauce or mayonnaise so it's not dry, and either a little tomato or a thin slice of meat.

I like the little mint on top though.

>> No.7737954

>>7731484

>jellied spinach
>sam's club pico de gallo
>black bean ketchup
>cow fingers
>shredded shoe
>tree cum
>gelatin spaghetti and eyeballs
>large purple crayon slice
>pink soap
>slice of pineapple

looks gr8 bro

>> No.7737979 [DELETED] 

>>7737942
Now THAT is a fucking 'go 'za

Sauce, cheese, deep dish. Its got it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>> No.7737994

>>7737979
As soon as I get a paycheck I'm making this for dinner.

>> No.7737998

>>7733855
its fawking raw

>> No.7738008 [DELETED] 

>>7737994
Can't ever go wrong with tha' 'za!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D

!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.7738009
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>>7737942

7/10, mouth isn't watering but it looks tasty

>> No.7738014
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>>7737979
Gozer?

>> No.7738070

>>7738008
Ok, you need to stop now. Just stawp that, you just stawp
>>7738014
kek

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>>7738079
Oops, meant to post this.

>> No.7738115

I still cannot comprehend why munchie boxes are not common in America. It looks like top tier drunk/DUDE food

>> No.7738123
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>>7737772

>> No.7738129 [DELETED] 

>>7738070
Gee! Oh! Zee! Ayy!

GOZA!

GOZA!
O
Z
A!

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>7733962

Wow somebody tell this joker he needs to neck himself asap

>> No.7738136

>>7738079
10/10 would devour

>> No.7738141
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>>7738115
we have it in sandwich form senpai

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>>7738136

>> No.7738285

>>7738129
Go! Go! Za'Ppeli!

>> No.7738297

>>7738141
What is that senpai?

>> No.7738371

>>7731388
Get that babyfood mac and cheese out of there, and we're in business.

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>>7738085
das it mane/10

>> No.7738509
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>> No.7738530

>>7731484
Kalua pig, lomi salmon, laulau, long rice, poi

>> No.7738712

>>7737754
8/10
>>7737766
8/10 filename made it delicious, pic isn't especially appetizing
>>7737772
9/10
>>7737779
9/10
>>7737786
8/10
>>7737881
>>7737890
0/10 unappetizing
>>7737942
8/10
>>7738009
5/10 too busy
>>7738079
10/10
>>7738085
9/10, been browsing ozales insta too. They weirdly have no yelp reviews
>>7738123
9/10
>>7738490
0/10
>>7738509
2/10 can't tell wtf it is

>> No.7738718
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>> No.7738756

>>7738509
Pointless when a deviled egg exists

>> No.7738847

>>7737342
>what is irony
And no it's not you insufferable faggot. Bud ice is for ghettoniggers who spend their last buck cents on those 25-oz cans

>> No.7738867

>>7738712
1/10 replying to multiple posts like that is always obnoxious and annoying for everyone else in the thread.

We want to read a thread and hover over the reply links as we read, and see what people said about them. But now people will keep seeing the same mess of a post in reply to every contribution as they scroll down. It fucks with the format and the idea that we want your opinion on every post is pretty damn arrogant.

Seriously, if you're new I can forgive it this one time, but if not? You must've seen this shit done by others, in other threads, and thought "this guy fucking sucks."

>> No.7739307

>>7736826

>There already seems to be a berry sauce, a berry garnish is hardly unreasonable.

a fucking cape gooseberry plonked on top of anything with leaves included is always unreasonable. i'm guessing you weren't going to enough restaurants 20 years ago to be as sick of them as i am.

>> No.7739314

>>7737762

>these restaurants are literally just charging people 3000% markup

no they aren't, not anywhere near that, their margins are frequently less than 2% and the higher margins generally come from midrange establishments.

>> No.7739614

>>7738712
Is this the aspie that names his knives?

>> No.7739735
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>> No.7740236

>>7736404
>michelin star rating
>meaning anything

I'd rather have my nan's cooking than what some chef shat on a plate claiming it's the second culinary coming of Jesus, thanks.

>> No.7740245

>>7740236

>he's never been to a nice restaurant

Michelin stars do mean something, anon. They mean, at the very least, that the food is really good. Too bad you can't afford to try one and just going to judge them for sometimes having pretentious presentations.

>> No.7740435

>>7737979
I genuinely hope it's not just me reporting all posts like this.

>> No.7740504
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Along with everything else in this gallery
http://imgur.com/a/BtxAD

>> No.7740562

>>7740504
Hah, what a cute board.

>> No.7740567

>>7740562
Almost as cute as my dick, Babe.

>> No.7741174

>>7737594
I'm eating Pad Thai rn!

>> No.7741180

>>7731391
you live a boring life

>> No.7741184

>>7736333
THOSE NOODLES AREN'T THICK ENOUGH

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>>7739735
This actually looks really good, 8/10 would eat.

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>> No.7741339

>>7740567
is that the stuff chopped on the board?

>> No.7741354

>>7740504

is that fish on top?

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>>7741249
would enjoy the heart attack
8.5/10

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>>7741370

6/10

Unless the mushrooms are something really special, it's a little too heavy for my taste and not very interesting.

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R8 me

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>>7741185
7/10

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>>7738009
Wtf is that?

>> No.7741414

>>7731388
>ctrl + F
>warheads
>0 results found

>> No.7741418

>>7738297
not the guy who posted it, but it looks like a cheese steak sandwich with bacon, chicken fingers and fries.

>> No.7741441

>>7732579
OH god i gagged

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>>7741407

a sweet potato biscuit with fried chicken. Mustard and honey on the left, red slaw on the right.

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>>7741448
7/10

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>>7741480
Yum

>> No.7741557

>>7741354
Duck breast prosciutto, but you could just look in the gallery.

>> No.7741683
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This thread became really kewl once it got past picky eater 'tism

>> No.7741694

>>7731484
>A big fucking diarrhea in the top left

>> No.7741696
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>>7741683
>sausage and bacon
>on a pulled pork and slaw sammich
>with actual quality bread
>side of ribs

>> No.7741771

>>7731388
>posting your own shit on /ck/
>again

>> No.7741792

>>7741771
I don't think I'd be upset about that.

Better than people who can't cook just reposting pictures while eating ramen.

>> No.7741808

>>7731394

oh look, it's random texas bbq brisket plate #47. Get a clue, you mongoloid.

>> No.7741810

>>7741694

It looks like green vomit, but tastes like the best creamed spinach you've ever had X100, but with chunks of octopus mixed in.

>inb4 i've never had good creamed spinach before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYAcr8Mwn3U

>> No.7741829

I am so fucking hungry right

>> No.7742453

>>7738712
Kill yourself faggot.

>> No.7742469

>>7739314
>I sold a tablespoon of sauce and one cubic inch of meat and one carrot for 60$!

i find that impossible to believe, my nigga

>> No.7742562

>>7742469
Portions are generally small at expensive places because there are sometimes 12 or so courses. If every course had a full meal portion size you would have to throw up to keep eating. And you don't pay per course, you pay for the meal.

>> No.7742938

>>7737890
Looks like something Ashens would eat

>> No.7742953

>>7741829
oh shit did you die of starvation, anon? anon...?

>> No.7743410

>>7732579
>bologna cake
THATS HURGIN YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE

>> No.7743429

>edgy inscure losers teens/manchildren underrating each-other to feel superior while half of the world starves on bean and rice
/thread
Can't wait till WW3 so you rotten spoiled brats can experience real famine. Let's see how you'll be rating food after a week of fasting.

>> No.7743441

>>7732632
>implying fuckheads who respond to every post like you aren't the problem

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>>7741378
8/10 wish it wasn't cropped

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>>7743530
10/10 looks amazing

>> No.7743543
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Nothing better than karashibi ramen (don't even compare it with your local non-jap ramen store without freshly made noodles)

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>>7743543
10/10 looks amazing

>> No.7743651

>>7743527
I've never had mussels. Am I missing out?

>> No.7743765

>>7743651
Not my favorite seafood but they can be quite nice. So wouldn't say you're missing out, but worth trying.

>> No.7743799

>>7743651

For me its one of the best seafood that you can find.

Delicious and cheaper. I eat them with vinagreta and green & red peppers chopped

>> No.7745128 [DELETED] 

>>7743651
Yes.

>> No.7745136
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>>7743552
Actually looks like puke.

>> No.7745163

>>7731388
Lobster a shit, people only pretend to like it because it's supposedly a luxury food

>> No.7745524

>>7741388
hang yourself

>> No.7746113

>>7733855
Undercooked/gross

Thats beyond blue rare. Did he get the coals going so he could get 30 seconds each side?

>> No.7746132
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>>7737998
>>7746113

that's how prime rib's supposed to look

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>>7746292
>tikka masala

>> No.7746420
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>>7746416

>> No.7746435

>On a diet

I am so fucking hungry

>> No.7746436

>>7745163
>they are only pretending to like this thing I hate!
t. autist

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>>7746435
but food

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>>7746443
Fucking can't eat red meat for a month.

Paranoid and stupid enough to self-diagnose myself with pinworms.

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>>7746458
suicide

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>>7731388

>> No.7746604

>>7746458
have you looked inside your butthole anon?

>> No.7746605

>>7746438
>mouth watering food
>posts a dish containing artificial cheese
You're a pleb and a retard.

>> No.7748163

>>7742469
>the entirety of my dining out experience is the drive thru

>> No.7748856

>>7731931
how could I go about making one of these?

>> No.7749420

>>7748856
it's a philly cheese steak

>> No.7749681
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>> No.7749776

>>7734633
You fucking retards make the most idiotic and unnecessary analogies.

>> No.7749815
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Braised chicken thighs in a sherry cream sauce.

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>>7741185
>tfw allergic to shellfish
>tfw I will never get to experience this

>> No.7749831
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>>7749681
2/10 Would eat if starving.

>> No.7749868
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Pasta pictures are my kryptonite


>>7749815
8/10

You can tell it's delicious but the presentation isn't great

>>7749831
Slav/10

>> No.7749871

>>7731444
>Being this new

>> No.7749881

>>7749831

Are those whole, unseasoned potatoes? What's the white ball?

>>7749868

>> No.7749883

>>7734600
GoodPubFood/10

>> No.7749887

>>7737784
>I know you are but what am I?!

>> No.7749892

>>7749829
I don't have any food allergies, how bad is your reaction if you eat a whole bunch of shellfish?

Just rooster tails of shit coming out of your ass for days or actual medical emergency ?

>> No.7749897

>>7733641
>complains about bread
>shows crust burnt to high fuck

i-its not a flaw, its a feature!

>> No.7749902

>>7731486
it's probably from a hawaiian prison

>> No.7749903

>>7733824
wet bread and wet cheese. needs more pairing

>> No.7749910
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>>7731410
>>7731418
>>7731433
>>7731548
>food touching autism

Is this an exciting new meme?

>> No.7749915

>>7731388
that lid isn't going to close properly

Just sayin

>> No.7749921

>>7749892
It depends, sometimes it's sever and sometimes it's not

Usually I get puffy and have some trouble breathing, I can only image what would happen if I ate a big ass lobster in one sitting

>> No.7749929

>>7749881
Looks like turnip to me.

>> No.7749934

>>7749921
I love seafood and have grown up eating seafood. My worst fear is becoming allergic later in life.

I'm sorry, anon.

>> No.7749972
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7749972

>implying there's hypothetically a more appetizing image than Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookies

>implying I didn't just kill the thread and drop the mic

>implying this is even my final form

>implying I even need a larger image than this

>implying you aren't getting dressed for the first time today to go buy everything to make these

>implying I'm not GodAnon for revealing that you can just cover Oreos with premade cookie dough from the freezer aisle and it works perfectly

>implying you're not fully erect when I tell you that baking Oreos in cookie dough changes their consistency and turns them into some intergalactic super soft and creamy elder God ecstasy Oreo

>implying I'd forget to remind you to buy milk to dip them in

>implying I'm not styling on all past and future posters ITT

>> No.7749982

>>7749921
That sucks man.

I'll tell you though: 85% of the shellfish you get in restaurants is enjoyable because of what it's cooked in (butter, garlic, butter, basic seasonings, butter, cream), it's texture and what it's put with (pasta, rice, butter, some additional sauce).

If you live where you can get freshly caught examples then it tastes amazing unseasoned. Otherwise it's just a textured delivery vehicle for sauces and seasonings to compliment another ingredient.

>> No.7749985

>>7749831
This is a thread for delicious pictures of food not pictures of ingredients for stew in a polish prison

>> No.7750018

>>7749934
>>7749982
>mfw I developed the allergy around the age of 11
>shrimp used to be one of my favorite foods

>> No.7750150

>>7731391
Wow, you are trully a tasteless faggoť.

>> No.7750198

>>7733855
ITS

FUCKING

RAW

>> No.7750215
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>>7739614
"Only a cunt names his sword."

>> No.7750216
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>> No.7750219

>>7750198
Technically it's blue

>> No.7750221

>>7750216
0/10

Get out and stay out herbivore faggot

>> No.7750226

>>7742938
What the fuck is an Ashen?

>> No.7750247

>>7750221
Don't be rude.

>> No.7750256
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>> No.7750263

>>7750221
/me tips fedora

>> No.7750281

>>7737754
Look at this culinary school asshole. get a real job

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>>7750281
>tfw mango chutney will be on white castle sliders in 20 years
>no one will believe how ahead of the curve, sophisticated and patrician we were

>> No.7750386

>>7746420
POO

>> No.7750454
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7750454

>>7750386
VIN DA LOO

>> No.7750459

>>7746292
>>7746416
Do they gave chicken tikka masala saag at most Indian restaurants or just my local awesome one?

I heard it came from college kids mixing tikka masala and saag paneer when they were high and then telling Pajeet "DUDE BRO YOU GOTTA MIX EM BRO SO GOOD OMG".

Whether it's authentic traditional or not, it's fucking amazing.

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>>7731388
>food of that nature being served on Styrofoam

baka

>> No.7751808

>>7750524
Who cares it's a food delivery service

>> No.7751891

>>7734433
Eh just because you put chives and cheese all over your food doesn't mean it will taste good.... 5/10

>> No.7751926

>>7736374
1000000/10

>> No.7751931

>>7734552
napkins/10

>> No.7751936
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>> No.7751952

>>7737772
You tried

>> No.7752008

>>7749681
What's the context in this picture?

>> No.7752082
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Kim Jong does stages inspections of state run companies for propaganda purposes.

No one in best Korea can afford fast food but they make it seem that there's a strong diverse economy and vibrant consumer class enjoying luxury goods. Instead of peasants living in squalor and the entire state surviving off handouts from China.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5751ba98e4b0eb20fa0dbe3f

>> No.7752091

>>7752008
Meant to reply to you with

>>7752082

>> No.7752194

>>7734600
Noflavor/10

>> No.7752244

>>7750216
Fuck off with that rabbit food

>> No.7752365

>>7735270
>my country cousin touched my pooper: the post

>> No.7752474

>>7746132
your picture and >>7733855 look VERY different. Yes prime rib should be rare, but that's beyond bleu.

>> No.7752491

>>7749868
>delicious but presentation isn't great

Yeah, it's one of those old school dishes where there really isn't a good way to plate, they just spooned over sauce. plus it's all mostly different shades of brown. At least it tasted good.

>> No.7752515

>>7731388
>eating the ocean floor jew
0/10

>> No.7752711
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>>7749972

>> No.7753093

>>7741185
>picture of actual quality lobster on the box
>>clawless lobster on the plank
LOL

>> No.7753101

>>7752515
But Jews can't eat seafood

>> No.7753145

>>7731391
>potato
>macaroni and cheese
>shrimp
>steak

wtf is chinese about this food you dumb fuck

>> No.7753156

>>7753145
lol you funny man

>> No.7753450

>>7732632
>Itt: the reason /ck/ is awful
literally fucking you. go fall on something sharp

>> No.7753760

>>7750256
fuck me

>> No.7754267

>>7753450
he's right, you probably should go. If you've reached the point where the cancer of this website starts to bother you then congratulations, you've graduated. You're now one step closer to being a well adjusted mature member of society.

>> No.7754349

>>7746481
Eating a few of those will do the job.

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>> No.7754997

>>7754717
10/10