/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I like how all of her friends are old white gay men. she makes the best food on the channel but that's not exactly hard to accomplish

biggest cunt on tv

>>7732390
If i hear her say decadent one more time i'm going to fly to the US and shit on her porch.

>>7732423
This isn't a Giada thread

Id let Giader take a dump directly in my mouth

>>7732429
This. Because I know that when I want to stoke my appetite, I think of moral and social decay. Mmmm! Degeneracy!

Same thing with "sinful." Because nothing makes me think of being ass-raped in a lake of fire for all eternity so much as a delicious slice of chocolate cake.

>>7732390
what does she have against shoes

>>7732472
What does she have against democracy?

>>7732458
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>7732390

HOW BAD CAN THAT BE? ad infinitum

Also, fuck Miguel and fuck Jeffrey the chicken obsessed dementia suffering prick.

>>7732502
he's trying to hide his autism by piggybacking on someone elses' opinions

>>7732390
She's so goddamn monotone and dull she's a better sleep aid than whiskey.

>>7732390
Currently? Probably, foodnetwork has gone down the shutter lately. Late 90s was the golden era of foodnetwork.

>>7733455
*shitter

>>7733455
>you will never see new episodes full of creative food porn, light banter, high drama, and giggling Japanese women
>you will never see chen san running around sweating and being baffled when he wins
>tfw the prince of pasta will not grace your tv screen with his noodly appendage

>>7732390
>not good eats

>>7733500
RIP, the fierce critic grandma of iron chef

>>7733500
>you will never see the humble sakai san destroy frogs at their own cuisine ever again

>>7733509
Alton has such a grating personality though. I don't understand how anyone could even take it being around him.

still partial to Giada

>>7732390
her voice is really calm and soothing and the recipes of hers that I have tried have come out pretty good.

but the truth is that Triple D is the best show on food network right now. he shows popular restaurants around the country making a few of their deliciously high fat dishes, and nothing more.

>>7733642
I don't find him grating, a bit type A but that's not a huge deal

>>7733647

I would love to get wasted with Guy and then drive his stupid convertible whilst drunk and crash it, knocking him out, drag him into the driver's seat to make it look like he was driving, hoof it and then help him revive his career after his DUI disgrace and become a valued member of the DDD team. Rapture.

>>7732390
Nasty fat whore who denied a Make A Wish Foundation request from a boy with cancer not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES in a row.

>>7733813
She was never informed about it. The requests went to her agent who denied them without telling her.

(((Barefoot Contessa)))

>>7733813
>sjw detected

it's not her fucking job, and she isn't obligated. she's a chef. fuck off

create>food network

>>7732390
Honestly I can't watch her show because of the name. It makes me think of her bare feet and it just grosses me out

>>7733642
He was better on Good Eats... on all these game shows he just makes me wince. Elitist autist prick.

>>7733637
this

>>7734020

That fucking midget judge jet teli or whatever ruins the show. I don't know why alton has some sort of gay romance with him

>>7732390
I think her recipes are really helpful.

I mean, I'd never have thought to use "good olive oil" or "good vanilla" without her.

>>7733647
And despite being a total goof with ridiculous taste, he comes across as incredibly genuine and supportive of the restaurants he visits.

>>7732390
Pretty much anything that isn't a cooking competition. Hers is pretty good, Guy Fieri is good, giada is good, "the kitchen" is annoying but some good food gets made, plus Katie Lee is sexy.

Food network does too many competitions like chopped or beat bobby flay. Guy fieri's competition show in that grocery store is the only one that's not completely generic.

>>7733813

So?

>>7733813
Its a fucking weird request. I don't blame her for saying nah.

>>7733620
My wedding reception was at Sakai's restaurant in Tokyo, LaRochelle. Unbelievably delicious.