/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7731180
this creature is an evil beast that must be hunted before it can perpetrate any more horrors...also Texas barbecue sucks

>>7731180
ditto, there are way too many videos on his youtube page to find the good stuff

I can posts the ones I made

Each of his videos are cringe from start to finish.

>>7731221
What's with the rug? Looks like some ron burgundy kind of shit

>>7731221
cook along now if you can
i promise you nothing but delicious and
malicious dishes
best wishes

>>7731243

It's a bath towel. I shit you not.

>>7731254
K this guy has to be fucking kidding.

>>7731250
What the fuck is this abomination

>>7731275
Anon that's Aunt Myrna's Party Salad. It's BEAUTIFUL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>7731254
the towel had something to do with his potato dicer I think, he wanted something loose as a surface instead of the counter top

the end product was of course pornographic

>>7731275
it's like frito pie but with pineapples and gelatin, no comments about it have been positive

>>7731250
I couldn't even get through 2 seconds. I saw those ingredients and remembered the clip and horked.

we've all fucked something up really badly through neglect or differences between ovens

>>7731296
but we wouldnt deem it good enough to be posted to our YTs

>>7731307
we don't all have jerky to sell though, so remember there are differences between people

classic example of Jack overcooking some simple dish and then powering through to get the video finished

the whole jack process is shit
the results are by and large poor
but the pathway to get there is abominable, if making a soup were long division he wouldn't get part marks

>>7731316
i dont think he has read a single instruction booklet

>>7731316
what the hell is this video

i laughed really hard at it, for some reason

>>7731316
It's like he doesn't realize the meat isn't pulling because it's seriously under cooked.

Is this fat fuck aware of us here on /ck/?

>>7731322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

it's a double feature of useless gadgets

>>7731337
Who cares what that fat loser thinks?

i have a few i made

>>7731355

>>7731360

>>7731355
I loved his excuse for that one.

I would like to try some of the stuff jack makes
this steak sandwich is one of those things

>>7731365

my favorite part of cooking with Jack is how when his son was younger Jack would always just bite into him with unnecessary corrections to his behavior. It's almost like... he's lashing out at something smaller than himself that he can control to pretend he's not completely effeminate/impotent
but hey, maybe that's how all parents act, I do not know

butter based coffee is perhaps an interesting place to go for a stroke victim, but life is for the living

>>7731365
NOPE

>>7731355
>Big Boss Grill

>>7731365

dude what the fuck.

is he for real? or is this all an ironic act from a mastermind? i mean how can he be so obliviously bad?

it seems pretty obvious to me that this guy gets paid to shill stuff, I can't imagine a small line of sauces and some youtube videos of horrendous quality would be enough to live off of

>>7731403
his wife is the main breadwinner though

if you want to preserve your cutting board, be sure to stick a plate between it and the food

>>7731428
That hamburger would legit make you sick.

>>7731385
Jfc has he ever not fucked up?

>>7731365
What is this supposed to be?

>>7731369
what was it

>>7731442
omelette

he's a mess, but if I had no self respect his life would probably be pretty baller

>>7731415

>>7731443
He basically says that no one should ever make waffles at home, because they always turn out bad, and that if you really want waffles you should go to a restaurant or buy eggos.

>>7731445
both of those are horrendous

>>7731475

>>7731475
he's right though, blueberry eggos are the bomb my friend

>>7731575
You need to leave

>>7731360
This one is my favorite

>>7731581
he has a cooking show and you're stuck at home making waffles like a pleb, I'm sorry but the one who needs to leave is not me, but rather it is you
(jk man, s'all good)

>>7731338
>watch a jack on the go video
>restaurant serves him undercooked chicken
>he leaves the restaurant

The irony.

>>7731445
>it's the magic bullet's fault the egg isn't cooked

Yep, he actually fucking said that

>>7731452
He is mentally retarded though, not in a meme sense, but geniuenly retarded. Watch his jack on the go videos and see how often he forgets what he ordered, or where he actually is. He also has a weird insecurity about his mouth being dirty.

>>7731638
>Watch his jack on the go videos and see how often he forgets what he ordered, or where he actually is
he is the victim of a stroke sometime in the past.

>>7731428

...I mean ignoring that it's completely raw is he a god damn caveman? He has no fine motor skills and just pushes down with both hands until the knife plows through it.

>>7731653
I can't believe that 5 hour energy crap is still on the market

does anyone know what episode of Shark Tank had Jack? I'm trying to find it

>>7731681
it was the West Texas Investors Club, not Shark Tank episode 1 or 2 i think

>>7731690
weird. i thought i remembered him crying in front of that one guy on shark tank. thanks anon

>>7731681
http://www.watchseries.li/link/vodlocker.com/4996317

it's not really all that interesting, but worth a look if you are into jack lore

best take away is that jack makes like 3-4 grand a month of his shitty shill filled channel and will not accept investors into the part of his business that doesn't need any help

Jack be simple
Jack be thick
Jack tried tried to cut through a fucking stick

>>7731708

>>7731704
The best take away was Jack crying like a bitch on national television while telling the investors he gives away his sauce to people that can't afford food.

>>7731704
Thats not shark tank

Was he on shark tank?

>>7731708
>fingers out
>ring on
>im sure he tried chopping this instead of slicing, so the tip should not be used
god DAMNIT jack

>>7731732
he was courting the shark tank people for a while and made some blogs/vlogs about it but he was not actually on it

http://blogandcookies.blogspot.ca/2012/07/my-shark-tank-story.html

>>7731732
No, he tried to get on Shark Tank several times and they shot him down. He also holds a grudge against Food Network and Guy Fieri for telling him to fuck off several times.

>>7731746

Does he not realize he's shit ?
Surely he reads the comments on his youtube vids...

I... can't... does he.. ? ...shit son... someone stop him

>>7731370
fucking soulless eyes

>>7731765
he numbed himself to prepare for eating a raw hamburger

>>7731624
>Jack on the Go
>Jack filming food reviews in public places
>hears children or other patrons make noise
>interrupts his sentence to utter a minced oath

obviously saying that he's the antichrist is too far, but imo there is something decidedly devilish about this man

>>7731704

When he starts his rant and the out of place triumphant music starts

>>7731238
fucking kek

>>7731638
>orders food
>asks others about what they ordered while shoving a camera at their plate
>annoys everyone who just want to eat
>comes back to his food and asks what it is he ordered minutes ago
>someone reminds him what he ordered
>forgets what restaurant he is even at
>someone reminds him where he is
>continues to annoy everyone

I can't stand that shit it makes me so mad.

>>7731250
why the fuck is he adding bits of green peppers and cucumber and cheese to a desert?

>>7731316
why are his dishes never cooked properly? he could check so easily and put it back in the overn for longer

who else has started to tongue their food before ingesting it?
I just cannot go back

>>7731638
>>7731805

He had a stroke a while back which explains his loss of memory. But his show has been around pre-stroke so that's not much of an excuse for his show existing.

>>7731221
>putting sauce on chips instead of using the included bowl that already has sauce in it

>>7731837
What in god's fucking name is he doing here?

Mfw jakatak is the stereotype of Americans around the world. Someone needs to stop him I say.

>>7731861

demonstrating how much cheese, pepperoni, and sauce is on the pizza, lol. duh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8

>>7731861
Pizza review episode.

>>7731861
Hello, newfag.

>>7731871

>>7731871
OK I had it with this fat fuck. Even a 4 year old can make a fucking heart shape

These threads don't belong on /ck/

>>7731882

lol he makes the batter way too runny. then he opens the contraption he's reviewing and finds a bunch of clumps of flour that didn't get mixed in.

>>7731338
I've had nuwaves that have cooked well before, they just break constently.

>>7731884

stfu. there isn't a better place to jackpost.

>>7731884
you dont belong on ck

>>7731818
I assume he does everything in one take so he can go back to playing video games, Jesus, and going out to restaurants to actually eat.

>>7731836
To be fair, that is how poutine is served. Although not with fucking cold shredded cheese.

>>7731894
>>>/tv/

>>7731338
mmm, juicy

>>7731334
No, Jack has zero common sense and never takes the blame for shit he fucks up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUwRVQcRzA0

Jack hounds Chic a fil about whether the homophobic company is going to use the profits of its record breaking "appreciation day" to fund AIDS research.

I get some people say he's a pro-genocide tool, but for a born again christian to take a stand against their customer service department deserves some pretty fly props

>>7731913
Keep it relevant, anon.

>>7731916
he's calling a restaurant, I take your point that it could spiral off but I have a hard time seeing how this in particular isn't relevant to board culture

>>7731922
>board culture
Retard.

>>7731928
heh heh, did not mean to ruffle your jammies friend, maybe you should browse some of the other threads about food and cooking on this internet forum, there are so many out there ;)

>>7731932
>jammies

bigboybites

I like Jack because he makes me laugh. Most stuff that is supposed to be funny doesn't make me laugh, but Jack's incompetence cracks me up. I'm glad he's alive. It's a shame he reproduced though.

>>7731765
That's because he is more worm than man at this point.

>>7731993
what the fuck is the point of what he's doing there

>>7732000
Hello, newfag.

>>7732003
If you think you're old because you recognize jack memes than you're a newfag.

>>7732003
heehee gottim =^)

>>7732000
Seems like he heard about people who grind meat adding ice to stop it from getting too soft and gumming up the grinders. He probably thought it was going to help when he formed the burgers. My guess is that he only thought it was a good idea because he could make a video about it, and he never would've done it otherwise.

>>7732007
Go back and re-read what you just posted there.
Retard.

>>7732007
It's officially summer I guess....

>>7732015
>"Retard."
Are you trying to force a meme by posting this on all of the front page threads or are you just drunk and have a superiority complex?

>>7732022
Don't you EVER confront me again
turd

>>7732020

>>7732026
That was 4 years ago. This site has gotten progressively worse since then.

http://youtu.be/Era4tENWn4Q

>>7732026
>traffic doesn't increase
Stupidity does though.
Your post is a case in point.

>>7731403
>Everything about to expire in the pantry stew

>>7731428
I would even consider that blue or seared. That is legit raw.

How can someone be so inept at cooking? Seriously?

>>7731445
Both look like absolute shit. That omelette on the right looks fucking awful and it's strange they would include it on a commercial. I think it every time I've seen those commercials. It looks like a fucking pancake.

Guys, I think we need to get Jack onto the next season of Hells Kitchen.

>>7731871
I didn't realise until now that he is legitimately disable. I always thought he was just stupid and a shit cook.

>>7732026
Who gives a shit what that fucking cuck luggage lad had to say. He barely gave a fuck about this site then, and is gone for good thankfully now.

And yes, in the summer the average IQ of people posting on this site decreases rapidly for "some" reason.

>>7732096
I'd like to lie on my side on a wooden beam suspended from the ceiling in front of Jack (who is standing), such that our mouths are parallel, and lick his mouth like I'm eating out a pussy.

>>7731316

This one makes me so fucking mad. Every single time.

>>7731403

>and of course a spritz of lime!

>>7732051

I made a stew out of some random stuff I had around a few weeks ago. It had pulled pork left over from a smoke, onions, mushrooms, potatoes, peas, and carrots. A few different herbs with salt and pepper.

It was pretty good.

Can we kick it up with the webms. I need Jack to derail threads on other boards.

>>7731894
>>7731895
Fuck off, moron.

Reminder that not only is Jack entirely fake, but he posts his shit here himself in a desperate attempt to make himself popular by being hated.

>>7732171

Every time I think I can't be surprised by a jack webm something new comes up.


Good god, even a four year old can figure out that you can't mix cold butter

>>7732171

This triggers me the most.

It's not like he never melted butter before...
WHAT THE FUCK

>>7732171
This is how I imagine people that leave terrible reviews for decent cookie recipes. They just have no clue.

>>7732185

I refuse to watch this thread anymore.

I quit, fucking hidden, holy shit

>>7732185
How much do you think Hellman's paying him?

Not jack, but jack tier.

>>7732195
he probably did it for a couple free containers of mayo

>>7732180
>>7732184
>>7732189

>/ck/hildren who don't realize there are many baking recipes that call for cold butter

Boy Jack sure brings out the pleb patrol

>>7732051

>it's just everything that's about to expire!
>most ingredients are canned/jarred

>>7732185
Jesus it's like Tim Heidecker putting mustard in every dip he makes but played completely straight.

>>7732206
Frosting doesn't call for it.

I dislike Jack.

But what about him that makes my blood boil isn't his cooking or how shitty of a person he is, it's that stupid fucking thing he does after he takes a bite out of anything he has cooked.

>>7732185
>>7731653
>oh this is delicious
>of course it is, I knew it would be

>>7731228
fuck I laughed at how nasty that reveal was
how does he fuck up so consistently, literally all he would have to do is watch/read any actual recipe once to be able to do something non-shit

anyone have the link to the video where he eats 2 or 3 year old soup that's been stored in a jar?

>>7731810

it's a hybrid dessert/cheese dip, c'mon man

>>7732239
>nasty

Red Meat is supposed to be served grey, sweaty and rubbery

>>7731221
I'd eat that

the DSP of food

>>7731360
why is he battering that chicken in a non-newtonian fluid

>>7731385
does he fuck up on purpose knowing that those get more views

>>7732250
Are you the same cunt that replies with a non-newtonian quip every time the webm is posted

>>7732242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU

shhh, secret link for Jackers only

>>7732252
No, he can't be that good of an actor. It wouldn't be fair to everyone who's spent their lives studying to grace film and stage.

>>7731360
he made a non-newtonian fluid
but i don't think he knows
kek of keks

>>7731638
I think what's more telling is his oddly bad motor skills. He has very abnormal ways to move his hands, is limp wristed, has stiff fingers when they should be lax, and lax fingers when they should be firm. He has very weird gestures too, like putting his hand to his mouth. He also has thousand yard stare something awful, but I don't think it's trauma, I just don't think he has the facilities to remain fully conscious while eating

>>7732253
no but I guess it's an obvious joke
not even a joke really so much as a direct observation that is humorous because of how fucking ludicrous it is

>>7732255
kill me

>>7731882
I-I can't.

>>7732259

This moment >>7731415 is the most telling example that he legitimately has a very low IQ. Watch how long it takes his brain to process what happened.

>>7732255
i don't know anything about canning food or botulism, what is wrong with this

>>7732278
Nothing, this is one of the more informative videos he's done. Probably because his friend knows what he's doing.

>>7732278
I have no idea, but they both ate the soup canned that way without dying of botulism.

some single mother got on his ass for not following the rules that the FDA has for home canning. Sorry honey, wealth coaches don't follow rules they make them and Jack...?
Well it'll take more than some microbes to lay ol Jack low.

>>7732289
>canning mama
The fuck is that? you should generally not feed canned food to your kids, make some real food if you have the time to look this shit up

>>7732270

yeah, he's straight up dumb as rocks. I used to think /ck/ just picked on this guy, then I started watching a lot of his videos. if you go to the sortbydislikes website and check out his worst stuff, there's a lot that can't be captured in webms alone. there are several examples of him not using basic reasoning/problem solving. for example, in the sodastream review video he pours the carbonated, flavored water over a bunch of ice and complains how it loses its carbonation faster than a can/bottle of soda. he then pours the ice/carbonated water mixture back into a plastic bottle, screws the cap on, and shakes it up. He says this is a test to check how much carbonation is left, and after shaking the bottle and removing the cap he concludes that there should have been a much bigger fizzy release. he then says he's going to return the sodastream device, as if it was somehow at fault for not keeping the drinks he made with it carbonated.

pic unrelated.

has he ever actually cooked anything that turned out good

>>7732361
My fucking sides!

>>7731180
Mods, please move this thread to /wsg/.
Thanks.

>>7732347
if you have to ask, then... yes, some of his stuff does turn out pretty good, but not really worth sifting through his catalogue to find

>>7732370
get fucked you malcontent

>>7732374
But this is the wrong board for requests.
Also this thread is not really relevant to /ck/.