/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7725834
>Dancing weiners
Very funny. What are you, 5 years old? I said serious replies only, please.

>>7725808
You don't actually expect serious answers, do you?
Anyways, I'd suggest a fresh 'go 'za from Black Iron Tavern.

>>7725849
Indeed I do, I've been planning this trip for months, it's just a coincidence that this "epic" go za bla bla "meme" had to pop up at the worst time.

>>7725840

dude, I am serious

serious about dancing!

If you've got the money you could always try Alinea.

Ahh chi-town

Head downtown and grab a 'go 'za with some crushed red 'pers and 'san.

See if you can catch an 'ubs game while you're at it. I hear they're gonna win the 'ries this year.

>>7725863
Go za is pretty good though

>>7725945
>'san
Do you mean parm'?

the ol' windy city, you say?

don't forget to head on down to Chicago Style Deep Dish Pizza Restaurant and get you and your wife's son jayquan a large 'go style 'za. remember to ask for cha on the side, there's no other way to have it.

go for some 'za. broheim!
get it with pineapple, the best!

Any time I'm back in 'go, I take my wife's son to a 'ubs game, then we go out for some DD 'za, 'go style. My wife's son likes 'roni on his 'za, but personally, I just like extra cheese and a dash of cha. That boy can really put away 'za. When he gets through with my daughter, he's often ravenous, and he'll just inhale the leftover 'za.

Get yourself to the Chicago Pizza and Oven Grinder Company for the best 'go 'za in the city!

Grab some 'o 'a

>>7726036
kek
>>7726050
I honestly can't get enough of ' '

Budacki's on Damen. Best damn double cheeseburger meal in the area.

>>7725808
this place is pretty good

>>7726078
they got DD za?

>>7725808
Fat Rice
Trenchermen
Big Star
DMK
De Quay
Parachute
Chilam Balam
Crisp

>>7726108
Xoco

>>7725808
The Signature Room at the 95th

It's been years since I've been there, and when I lived just north of Chicago, it seems like it was called the 94th...

Anyhow, the menu prices are competitive to Chicago's fine dining and the views from this place are breathtaking.

>>7726078
Cool name

>>7725808
Try Lucky's sandwich shop. They are a primantes knock off but if they're anything like primantes itll be fucking delicious. Here's a pic from primantes

Twisted Spoke.

After midnight on Saturday nights they play porn of the TV's and serve breakfast.

Check out Andersonville for some cool niche places: Lady Gregorys is a modern Irish pub type deal, Hopleaf a Belgian gastropub, Acre and Anteprima are both a block or two from each other.

Al's Beef for the authentic and best italian beef in the city. Au Cheval for amazing and simple burgers. Kuma's Corner for absolutely memetier burgers that are also pretty good.

Definitely pay attention to >>7726078 , The Publican is awesome.

>>7726135
Don't pay attention to this, the Signature Room is shit and is an absolute "muh view of the city" meme.

If you're into beer Old Town has the Old Town Pour House with some stupid number of tap handles, there's another bar in that area from a Bourdain Layover show that is absolute shit, avoid it.

Might as well try a Maxwell St. polish/Jim's polish or pork chop sandwich down on Canal and definitely a burger from Hamburger Heaven on Archer.

>>7726396
>play porn of the TV's

why?

I'm not saying they shouldn't. I'm just not quite sure what the point is. Doesn't seem enjoyable or comfortable to watch porn outside a private setting.

Of course 'go 'zas are essential, but let's not forget about 'go 'yle 't'ogs. You can't go to 'go without grabbing a good ol' 't'og off the 'eet.

>>7725808
Rainforest Cafe

>>7726413

Ambiance.

>>7726399
Of course The Signature is a meme. But it is also a tourist attraction and would leave more lasting impressions than some hipster cafe that will be gone in less than a year. Maxwell St. is for snotty whiney college kids, slot of eateries have had high turn over rates up and down Maxwell.

Canal St. has some grit to it, and would be a valid suggestion. Also see the Greek Isle Restaraunts.

hit up cherry circle room, but only if chef ben is working.

Nobody cares about your touristy romp through Chicago.

You guys walk so goddamn slowly I just want to push you fuckers out of the way. Disgusting.

>>7725808
http://www.unos.com/