/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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explain this bongs

>>9938273
this

>>7719818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

hello?

>>7719839
hi

Truly the pinnacle of international cuisine

>>7719804
>imgur filename

>>7719983
what the fuck is that

>>7719990
Jellied eel, the greatest dish ever created

>>7720000
eel is delicious quadruped

>>7719990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68m8nFupThI

>>7719983
>>7720000
I love them grilled, would try. Aspic is OK in my opinion if it's not much jelly, shame it seems like it is in that pic.

bump

can't go wrong with a lovely plate of pie, mash and liqour.

I'm making baked beans on toast today

>>7720842
Me too, A touch of curry powder and cum to the beans and some nice mature cheddar on the toast, probably with an egg.

>>7720864
>cum
a british classic

>>7720897
I have no idea how "cumin" became "cum". He saves that for the bedroom, not breakfast.

>>7720864
I usually just slam a bunch of chili flakes and hot sauce in my beans

makes it a bit less boring

>>7720906
The chili flakes are a godsend, they pep up most dishes like that.

I might get some cheese to put on muh beans senpai

>eels in jelly
>toast sandwiches
>fucking beans on sandwich bread
>pinnacle of British cuisine is fried fish and French fries
Only Scandinavian food is more pathetic, and that's only because they dip everything in lye or let it rot for a month before eating it.

>>7721206
That's not how Danish food works

>>7719983
Not even joking i wanna try that, do these eels taste anything like the jap version?

>>7721206
>believing stereotypes
Flyover?

>>7721206
SHEPHERDS PIE

>>7721206
This

>>7721206
>>eels in jelly
Not IN jelly. Jellied.

>>7721245
One time this was called Polish cuisine.
Another time it was called Finnish cuisine.

I guess as this is yet another America thread obsessing over British food, today it's called British Cuisine.

Yawn!

>>7721370
?

>>7719983
jellied eels. you get that everywhere in north europe btw

Best served on a faded platter with a disgusting decorative pattern of flowers or vines.

Let's not forget about this beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k07zCHODCkY

>>7720783
Jesus christ what is that green stuff.
Is this the clear green gravy I've heard of?

A helpful guide

>>7721649

parsley sauce, often made with the water they boil eels in.

The society sought to revive the forgotten dish in wake of theGreat Recessionafter finding the cost being as low as 7.5p per sandwich.[3]They named it "the country's most economical lunch", and even offered£200 to whoever could devise a cheaper meal.[4]Due to an overabundance of submissions the offer was closed 7 days later, and the £200 given to a randomly selected entrant.[5]

>It's a sheltered, untraveled flyover thinks that a handful of /int/ and /ck/ entry-level memes represent an entire cuisine thread

>>7721206
As usual our shitty moderators allow anti-British threads to 404 while anti-American threads are deleted near instantly.

Just once I would like a mod to delete these vile American posts, but that would betray the political bias of the site.

>>7721370
If you reverse image search this post it is in fact an American "dish".

>>7721649
What is it with clappyfats and calling all sauces a gravy?

>>7721206
>I get my knowledge of international cuisine from 4chan memes

Why are Americans the only nationality to take these memes at face value? Are they unironically this stupid?

>>7722156
>yfw Clapistanis mix kidney stones into coagulated semen and call it a '''''gravy'''''

>>7721644
>the sight of a whole cooked fish enrages and confuses the Midwesterner

>>7722198
sausage gravy is awesome

>>7722198
Biscuits and gravy aren't pretty but they are far more delicious than any british food

>>7722205
You wouldn't know, flyover.

>>7722222
I've been there, the only good traditional british food is fish and chips

always enjoy when the bongs and the claps go at it

>>7722239
Where did you go and what did you eat?

>>7722307
I've been to England, Scotland, and Wales. The only food I really liked was Indian food. You guys have better Indian food than the US but that's about it

>It's a "Britbongs channel their rage by taking everyone else completely seriously" Thread

>>7722322
A lot of Americans here are genuinely stupid enough to think that we eat jellied eels and toast sandwiches all day
American ''trolling'' is indistinguishable from their regular retardation

>>7721206
I bet you don't even own a passport

10/10 moderation on this board.

>>7722139
>getting butthurt by truth

Why don't you go have a toastie woastie with a tinny for brekkie?

>>7723188
How can they put desserts right next to hot meaty pies.

>>7723180
If it were the truth then we would be laughing at the joke that is America.

>>7722239
>>7722314
No you haven't, you have never been within 2,000 miles of Britain, why lie?

>>7720000
>>7719983


god I want to try these so bad. Fresh from the stall.
i can only imagine they taste like pickled sashimi in gelatin

I've eaten nothing but beans on toast/toast with marmite today

feels good

>>7723811
It's not even 5am in Bongland.

Nice try Mr American

>>7723813
>staying up late
what is this new concept?

>>7723813
I am american. I live in the midwest. I just appreciate the wonderful delicacies the folks across the pond have bestowed upon us

>>7721594

>country sauce

mmm... butter.

>>7721522
The only right answer

>>7721644
What the fuck