/ck/ - Food & Cooking

how's your S.O.S?

Navy cock sucker?

>>7699730
Creamed beef on toast? Pretty good, desu.

>>7699727
You in Norfolk bruh ?
Also I'm actually in the enlisting process am I gonna shoot myself in the foot when I eat the food at the galley ?

whos the biggest on the boat

>>7699727
Goddamn that galley looks tiny. Is that on a sub or something?

>>7699741
In Hawaii, actually. If your CS's have an talent, you'll be okay. If not, well, you'll get to be good friends with Doc.
>>7699747
I'm on a DDG. You couldn't pay me enough to be on a sub.

How good are you at boiling water and dipping bags of prefab food in them?

How often do you cum in the food?

>>7699727
Good goy!

How can you live with yourself knowing the shit you're feeding people who volunteered to serve for their country?

>>7699788
Did you use your brain when you posted that?

I heard the navy has the best food in the military, can you back that up?

>>7699735
Shit on a shingle.

>>7699798
Air Force DFACs do, our CSs made bomb omelets though.

>>7699788
He's saving the fleet from veggie omelet MREs

>>7699727
the fuck does "Navy CS." mean?

>>7699798

On my way to Okinawa in '78, we stopped at Norton AFB to catch the Flying Tiger for the hop over the big pond. It was a Friday, a few other Jarheads and I stopped at the E-chow hall. I shit you not, they had lobster tails and steak. We were like, we would've been happy with SOS. I give my vote to the Air Force.

>>7699957
Dont be envious, people tend to dread the idea of that lobster.

>>7699955
Culinary specialist

>>7699957
They still do at some,I thinks it's steak and lobster tuesdays.

What is by far your favorite thing to eat, of what you have prepared for all of the meals of the day?

So you're Filipino then, OP?

Did you niggers ever find your own building in great lakes?

>>7699727

How many of you are there in the Navy? While I was in the AF, cooks fell under Services. Most services guys were gym employees or ran the rec centers. Very few were actual cooks.

>>7700032
That's one gay looking tattoo.

>>7699727
Why do you make the cranks do everything you lazy shit?

>>7700039
Alcohol and being fresh out of a school, not my only regret.

>>7699727
>Guy in the back with flash hood and flash gloves on

Was this pic taken during a fire drill?

>>7700045
He was in charge of the omelet.
see >>7699952

>>7700050
No, no human could concoct such a hellish abomination.

how often do you spit in the food?

>>7699727

Does anyone fish off the boats?

>>7699810
You reckon?

>>7699727
Why?

Cum swallower?

>>7699727
I heard Marines and others were gay, is this true for the Navy?
Also what's their favourite meal?

>>7699727

Navy EM. Stop breaking your fucking appliances.

Navy Cuck Shed?

>>7699727
how you found Steven Seagall in "under seage" ?

>>7700583
>My fucking bull is making carne asada in my cuck shed again

REEEEEEEEEE

>>7699761
We don't have to do that, thannkfully.
>>7699765
Only when the recipe calls for it.
>>7699947
>>7699957
Chair Force has some decent cooks. I'm not gonna lie.
>>7700037
In the Navy, cooks fall under Supply Department.
>>7700002
Chuckwagon Stew is the easiest thing to make. It's just ground beef and beans. But you can season it any way you like, and when done right, it's one of my favorite things we do.
>>7700045
I literally just noticed that. Got the pic off a Google search.
>>7700543
Our grill straight up exploded one day. Glad y'all were there to fix it. TWO MONTHS LATER.

>>7699727
Is it not gay when you're underway?

Is it not queer when you've left the pier?

>>7699979
>Culinary specialist
I heard they're going to rename it to Nutritional Deployment Logician next year to make them seem even more important than Cooks

>>7700677
>CS
Can-opener Specialist

Frankly, I wish we were still called MS (Microwave Specialist).

>>7700668

Does the shit you guys get when you're doing stores say something to the effect that it's meant for prison consumption only? I'm in the CG and I remember helping cooks onload stores and everyone would say they saw shit like that written on the boxes.

>>7700707
Sorry, but you've been lied to. Granted, we don't get finely aged Kobe beef, but it's still real beef.

The pork chops we get are pretty awful, though. Like eating shoe leather.

>>7699727
Why should we care?

>>7700749
You cared enough to reply.

>>7700749
>Why should we care?
Because this is a board about cooking, fuck off.

>>7699952
>not heating up the omelet
>not using the green chili salsa
you're doing it wrong, the omelet is good if you take 5 min to make it good

>>7700772
We don't get MREs on the ship, unless we're in a GQ situation. And even then, we have galley personnel on the watchbill, so once we secure from the drill or casualty or what have you, we can still eat a hot meal. Unless the galley blows up. Then we get the MRE's.

>>7699957
http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=575393

What is this?

>>7699727
How many men have you grilled?

Do you guys have the hellish food routine that we do?

Taco tuesday
Wasian wednesday
Fish friday
"Morale" saturday
Lazy fucking food sunday

>>7699727
counter strike?

>>7700316
I can confirm that coasties do fish calls. I dunno about navy

>>7699727
How's having the worst rate in the navy?

MMN3 here

Why is your rate 90% niggers?

>>7699747
I think the ape is just very large.

>>7700668
have you ever been in the barrel? was it fun?

>>7699727

Ex-Army that did gigs on the Saipan and New Orleans and was amazed to find out you faggots actually had some quasi-decent chow.

Back in the shit in Da Nang I wounded myself and took an arrow to the knee.

True story

>>7701160
Taco Tuesday is the only one we do on a regular basis. Wednesdays are burgers, Thursdays are Italian and Saturdays are pizza and wings.

>>7701221
Could be worse. I could be HT.

>>7701837
The last post before yours was over 3 hours old.

Just needed to put that on the table where we all can see it.

Even the CS pinup girl is black.

Why do all American troops get a major case of the boo-hoos (PTSD)?

What does CS mean?

>>7702002
I can tell you answer to that. Because they will get money off it the rest of their lives.

If you are cook in the army it is a very important job. Good food boosts morale of troops and no soldier could fight without food.

I heard we won winter war because of our soldiers got good meals and all Russians got was tea and bread. Food makes a difference.
T. Finland

Serious question:

are most cooks in the military black?

I swear on every documentary I see they are mostly black

tfw you'll never be the housewife on a u-boat and serve strong men that have been away from society for too long

>>7702143
Niggers join the military to get a trade, not to fight.

Fighting is for the white man.

>>7702143
>are most cooks in the military black?
Ex Royal Navy Submariner here, every single black I ever served with was either a cook,steward or storeman, half could barely speak English since they were mostly from commonwealth nations.

Why do you only serve Texas Pete on the boat?

CS2 Here

You are right about being good. I cant tell you how many shit bags I have seen.

I was the night baker on the USS Bunker Hill for 4 Years.

Loved every min of it. Some nights the Choplog sucked but other night it was D&D on the messdeck with my FSA.

>>7702248

And by D&D you mean tabletop gaming? Or frottage?

how to get some of that vet respect without actually doing a tour? it's not that I'm afraid, I just like my life and don't feel like leaving it behind

>>7702283
>how to get some of that vet respect without actually doing a tour?
Airforce then volunteer to be a missile man. Boring as shit but safe as fuck.

>>7702235
What is wrong with Texas Pete? Texas Pete is the best hot sauce.

>>7702314
I see. Because since stealing valor isn't against the law anymore I have been considering just doing that. Get myself a camo jacket and a MAGA hat, people will just assume I'm the real deal.

>>7702340
I'd salute you, captain.

>>7702340
If you do then do not fuck it up, pretending to be an Officer is a felony and pretending to be an NCO may end up with you losing teeth. My advice is to follow Terminal Lances advice and pretend to be an obscure MOS with a low rank, civilians will not know what you do and veterans will be too baffled to challenge you.

>>7702235
Texas Pete is the best sauce in the world.

>>7702386
Before stolen valor shaming on youtube:

>run into some weirdo on the street, claims he is a 5 star general
>"lol whatever dude, carry on"

After stolen valor shaming on youtube:

>run into some weirdo on the street, claims he is a 5 star general
>Harass obviously mentally ill questions he couldn't possibly answer, get all violent and confrontational about it
>Beat up mentally ill man because I worked myself into a froth over stolen valor

What happened to us man?

>>7702421
Stolen valor is worldstar hip hop for white men, I am a veteran but genuinely do not give a shit if anyone pretends to be one as well, most of the time the ones confronting are as cringe worthy as the fake. Anyone that gets angry over a uniform or patches has mental problems, I feel sorry for them too.

>>7702429
I just want to wear the clothes without people giving me shit. I may just say I did a run as a PMC in west africa, mostly escorts, sometimes wetwork.
that should shut them up.

>>7702235
We have Texas Pete because our Suppo likes it. We also have Tapatio because the CO likes it.

>>7702460
Never admit to doing wetwork as they will laugh at you, stick to security (physical and cyber).

>>7702248
Nice. Night baker is the best thing to do underway. No drama, get to sleep during the day and have more time than anyone else in the galley to actually get PQS's done. Or play D&D. Whatever you're into.

>>7702460
>sometimes wetwork
That's where you get pegged immediately as a poser. Straight up, in the game the majority of private security contractors refer to themselves as that: private security. It's way better marketing than calling yourself a mercenary or if you're feeling really romantic: a soldier of fortune.

...do not call yourself a soldier of fortune, old people and children will point and laugh at you and tell you go back to the 80's.

>>7702283
>vet respect

>>7702421
>What happened to us man?

We started to expect not to get our asses beat when we did stupid shit...

What A school did you fail to get in as a cook?

What is your GT score?

>>7702429
>found the POG / Pogue / poser / support pussy / fobbit / REMF

You're probably one of the rejects that see's nothing wrong with open faggotry and females in combat units, aren't you killer?

>>7702616
I did 8 years in the Infantry and got out as a Captain, forgive me if I do not go into a frothing rage at seeing a fatbody or a teenager wearing Special Forces tabs or a rank belonging to someone 10 years their senior. I used to get wound up by it but that was not good for my health.

>>7702143
I just realized all the chow hall guys are black. Fuck

>>7702611
Which is all well and good until an actual disabled vet gets beat up, which happened.

How much do women in the service get railed by lots of dudes?

>>7702693
This is the navy, how much do dudes get railed by dudes?

>>7702680
Sad that it happens, some poor bastard does not remember something that happened years ago and gets beaten for stolen valor by shitheads with nothing better to do.

>>7699727
How many potatoes do you peel a day?

>>7702723
Not him but I can answer for him, there is a machine to do that until the fresh food runs out then you use dehydrated.

>>7702627
Right.

Which means you did maybe a year as a PL, probably a year as an X.O., a year in command, and 5 years on staff and in training.

I can see why it wouldn't impact you guys because your military experience is more similar to an office employee rather than a fighter.

As for me, I'm calling the pieces of shit out for what they are, fake, disrespectful pieces of shit.

>>7702732
That is not good for your mental health, call them out and laugh at them but do not rage about it, its not worth getting so pissed that you might lose it and get a felony charge for beating the shit out of a mouthy liar.

>>7702732
like, you think you're tough though but really only know how to shoot a gun and hide behind stuff

guys with rifles are more hunters than fighters

>>7702747
>tips fedora

>>7702776
its pretty true though, you don't really learn how to fight hand to hand. Nothing of value anyway
a guy with a month of boxing lessons has more fist fighting skill than a soldier

How does it feel being implicit in modern imperialism and genocide?

>>7702796
There's not as much to know as you might think. Just reflexes to develop, and the most effective spots to aim for. When it comes down to real fist fighting, all the rules you learn for sport fighting are immediately thrown out the window.

>>7702747
Shooting's the easy part.

Getting there with what you need to shoot them with, when you need to be there to shoot them, and getting the fuck out with all your dude's before they can call all their friends to the party is the challenging bit...

>>7702796

Sure, if you're in some straight leg ass, unfunded, conventional unit that's only mission in life is to serve as cannon fodder.

Not every unit is like that though...

>>7702747
You read far too much manga and play an excessive amount of vidya.

>>7702475
You're both faggots. Cholula is where it's at.

>>7702803
I think you mean "complicit".

OP who are you and your brothers voting for???

>>7699727

>>7699727

Chow rating by branch:

1. Air Force
- The Air Force is soft as fuck, and most of them are little more than civilians in uniform. Hence their chow is more similar to a civilian cafeteria than a military dining facility.

2. Navy
- Decent chow aboard ship, and the enlisted chow was better than the chief's. The N.A.S. chow facilities I ate at were pretty close to the Air Force, facilities. Not bad for a bunch of squids.

3. Army
- Army dining facilities range from downright awful, to being almost Air Force tier. The more civilians involved, the better, while the more Army cooks involved, the shittier the facility usually is because most of the cooks I've seen just don't give a fuck, and it's not like they're going to get fired.

4. Marines
- I never ate a Marine D-fac, however, since they get their budget from the Navy, which usually fucks them pretty hard, I'd imagine their chow reflects their bastard child nature.

>>7702803
>implicit

>>7701252
Humans are classified as great apes

>>7703144
>>7703495
tricked

>>7702235
CG here. We have Texas Pete, Tapatio, various tabascos, tiger sauce, jalapeno mustard, and other random hot sauces that the FSes buy

>>7703228
>Decent chow aboard ship
Let me guess, short deployment? Navy CSes aren't terrible cooks, but when the ship is underway and they start running low on good ingredients everything goes to shit.

>>7702143
Lots of filipinos in the navy, but that's whole other story.

What is OP cooking? Looks good.

>>7704292

It was the preparation of the chow that I give them credit for, since some Army cooks can seemingly fuck up boiling water.

The NCO's that were in charge of the chow preparation aboard the ships I've been on did a pretty good job of making sure their crew cooked their chow to a decent standard. I can't say that about most of the Army facilities I've been in that used primarily Army cooks and not civilians.

What's your favorite sea shanty?

>>7704343

4 years in the Army here at Fort Bragg.

Food was horrific at times ill try to get some pictures of fucked up Army chow incoming.

>>7704372

>>7704395

>>7704397

>>7704400

>>7704403

>>7704397

ah yes, good ol marshmellow cabbage

>>7704406

>>7704409

>>7704409

there are plenty more but this is the last ill share for now. everything is completely fucked in the army (not just the food) and it was honestly the most jading experience of my life to realize "the most powerful military on earth" is completely dysfunctional top to bottom.

>>7699727
Hell. That's what I made for lunch today. Wrapped them up in tortillas with tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, cheese and sour cream. Great lunch.

>>7704424

The only decent units in the Army were the SOF units, but now that the democrats are forcing them to accept faggots and females, they'll deteriorate into what the conventional force is now, a bunch of "welfare in uniform" motherfuckers lead by yes men and idiots.

Glad I got the fuck out, and wouldn't recommend joining to anyone.

>>7704457

>obese female passes PT test walking her two mile
>can't shoot a gun for shit even at a target 25 meters away
>uses her period as an excuse to get out of work
>gets promoted before peers because she has a vagina

>>7699743

>>7704457
If I got stuck with a split tail in my airborne infantry unit, I'd drop an M67 down the front of her blouse before she unassed the aircraft then follow behind to enjoy the fireworks.

>>7704520

i was airborne with ~50 jumps

it wasn't that cool and airborne school was pretty fucking easy... waiting 4 hours to jump out of a plane at 800 feet and float for 30 seconds gets pretty old

>>7704573
I'm guessing you weren't infantry. Airborne infantry standards are 20x higher than para-pogue school. I was 17 when I got to the 82nd. My first PT experience with the 325th about gave my young ass a fucking heart attack. I also know that any airborne unit outside of the 82nd has lower standards. I ought to know, I served in the 75th and felt like an airborne god among those men.

>>7699730
>>7699735

>Not Sausage, Onions and Spaghetti.

>>7704592

rigger

running 6 miles at a 10 minute pace gave you a heart attack? lol

then after your "intense pt" in the morning you just mow grass, pick up pinecones and jerk your dick all day

>>7704520
It was bad enough trying to get rid of the shitbag dudes that the Army forced on you, and now we've got team leaders and squad leaders stuck with faggots and females?

Fuck that.

>>7704605
No. At that pace, I could take a nap, you remf.

>>7704592
>I served in the 75th and felt like an airborne god among those men.

Bullshit.

Which battalion did you serve in "ranger".

>>7704625

now we have shitbags, faggots and females as squad leaders*

most of the leadership is toxic. smart motivated people rarely re-enlist and so you end up with a bunch of lazy asvab waiver retards running the clown show

>>7704633

>infantry is badass

tell me more about your medical retirement for some bogus disability and how you are fat as fuck living off welfare now after never deploying and contributing nothing to your country other than landscaping services

>>7704636
HHC 3/75, Weapons TL.

You fucking sloth.

>>7704605
>rigger talking shit

That's funny.

I'll give it to you for packing chutes, though, as I never had to employ my reserve, and only ran into one chute that was majorly fucked up during rigging. (cut static line)

>>7704646
Go cry on your boyfriend's shoulder and tell him how mean we infantrymen were being to you.

>>7704650

I bet you were a mortar maggot, right....because you sound fat.

You were, weren't you?

You could be AT, but that's unlikely coming from the douche the way you claim, because doucher's wouldn't know a Carl-G from their own asshole. So that means you're probably a shitty doucher raised mortar maggot that managed to sneak his way into regiment.

I'm right, aren't I?

>>7700668
>stew
>ground beef and beans
Do you just call it stew to shut up the Texans?

>>7702392
>he keeps his hot sauce in the fridge
Why?

>>7704652

I guess you never jumped the T-11. they are killing motherfuckers left and right with that massive waste of taxpayers money.

T-10 is solid. Even hungover mouth breathing retards can pack that without fucking up and killing people.

Fun fact. Rigger is the worst MOS in the Army with the highest suicide rate. Its literally slave work and you have to meet your quota every day before you can go home.

>>7704672
>Carl-G
RANGER ARTILLERY!

>>7704652
Rigger is derogatory. We were taught to refer to them as parachute-americans.

>>7704687
>Do you just call it stew to shut up the Texans?

Well, he didn't say anything about chili peppers being in it so it's certainly not chili, now is it?

>>7704672
No. I wasn't 11C but I do find it amusing how threatened you are by encountering someone who did a hell of a lot more than you in the Army.

I guess you should have tried harder. Too late now though, roger?

>>7704688
>I guess you never jumped the T-11

Nope.

Just the T-10's and the crash 1B & C's.

>>7704699
Sure you weren't, import.
No Ranger would use the term "threatened" either, by the way, as that's some SJW faggotry term. But then again, I guess you're an Obama "Ranger", so it fits...

>>7704744

i just want him to talk about how badass and manly ranger school is now that female army reservists are getting tabs

>>7704753
Should be mandated that the ranger tab should now be sewed on with pink thread, imo, as it's now as big a joke as every other Army school with chicks.

>>7704699
>>7704744
>>7704753
>Come to /ck/ to get away from /k/

Oh hello /k/.

>>7704424
Now that I'm ets'd i have permenant PTSD pertaining to baked chicken. Never again, bbq or garbage can.

>>7704744
I get it. Your pussy is swollen.

I was a ranger. Get over it. You failed. I didn't.

Tell me, stud - all about your intimate knowledge of the 75th and the RTB. What was your RIP/RASP class number? What was your Ranger school class number?

Don't have one? Never even tried - or you failed the fuck out in city?

Thought so, stud. Don't go away mad. Just go away.

>>7704642
> toxic
Why you tryna trigger me?

>>7704592
Classic 82nd. No one cares.

>>7704902
>import butthurt

I bet you got the boot, didn't you?

A lot of you imports did.

>>7704914
If you ever wondered what people meant by "grabbing at straws" your comment is the epitome.

>>7704920
Sure thing Mr. 82nd.

Ah well, at least you weren't a fucking leg...close, but still not a leg.

>>7704902
People getting all macho and studly on a cooking board...

>>7704910
You cared enough to respond, PFC Starfish.

>>7704920
>>7704928
Both of you Army faggots need to stop arguing and making grunts look bad. I was wanted navy cooks to talk about food.

-Friendly former 0311.

>>7704936

i know right

>>7704940
Whenever I interact with a jarhead, I treat him like a stroke victim. It works out well.

>>7704920
spoiler: it's "grasping at straws"

>>7704982
>spoiler
I can see why now why you couldn't hack it.

>>7704965
The way they're getting their dicks out and frotting each other leads me to believe that it truly is gay when you're underway and that it really is queer when you've left the pier...

>>7704940
You know why they invented Marines, don't you?

To give the sailors somebody to dance with...

>>7704971
>>7705035
Yeah because I'm the one on a cooking board acting like a giant childish faggot.

Bunch of do nothing bitches. Tell me about peacetime.

>>7705035
I once visited a cannibal butcher who had for sale Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine brains for sale.

Being Army, I naturally asked how much they cost.

>$10 per pound

Cool! How much are Navy brains?

>$30 per pound

All right then. How much for Marine brains?

>$250 per pound.

Holy smokes! Why?

>Do you know how many Marines it takes to get a pound of brains?

>>7705078
Funny. Army has lower standards than Marines in every regard. Higher asvab requirements as well as physical standards. Smaller forces can be more selective.

Stay mad and keep your hilarious jokes coming.

>>7705096
Your standards are precisely the same as ours, you easily influenced stooge. Your response affirms you all are a bunch of whiny babies without a sense of humor.

>>7705108
Incorrect. Army allows lower advance requirements for enlistment.

We do 3 miles, you do (what is 2 or 1.5?). You do push-ups, we do pull ups.

Also if our standards were the same, you would have still proven my point.

>>7705118
Do they actually feed this misinformation to you in order to boost your ego? What complete nonsense. Sport, if the Army and the Marines don't have the same standards then that means the Army has higher standards. I suppose you are the end result of "brain washing."

>>7705130
Look it up. Army stronk. It's a simple Google search.

>>7705130
>>7705134
In case your feeble Army brain could not accomplish the task.

>>7705134
Oh, right - let me wiki my facts. LOL

Kid, I was actually in the army infantry for eight years. I worked with jarheads on the Korean peninsula twice. What I learned was they were just as motivated as my line dogs in the 2nd ID. I wasn't more impressed than I was with my own men but I was happy to know we had a reliable naval infantry force.

That's a compliment in case the words escape you.

>>7705151
I was Infantry for 4 years in Marines and you know damn well individual units train to higher standards. Particularly Infantry.

I was just razzing you. I joined the Infantry with a 96 asvab I just don't always appreciate the "muhreens are dumb" meme. Don't dish it if you can't take it.

>>7705158
>know damn well individual units train to higher standards

Of course I do, that's why I bag on non-airborne personnel.

Half my family is Army, the other half is USMC. All I do is talk shit every day. We're good.

>>7705172
From my years as a /kommando I've spoken to lots of Army grunts.

I will say when a Airborne guy speaks of his time in, it sounds very similar to what I experienced. Not so much from what you guys call "legs".

The one thing I never understood was all Airborne guys tend to say jumping is boring. That's my literal biggest regret going 0311, I think it would be a trip.

I was in a helo company but not the same at all.

>>7705197
If someone tells you jumping is boring that is your red flag that he is a poser.

Not asking for memes, but is it a bad idea for an actual gay person to enlist?

asking for a friend
and because I want to join the military and I'm really gay

>>7705206

judging by this thread it should be ok

>>7705206
It's all good. As long as you do your job and act normally, not super flame nobody cares.

>>7705215
Oh, har har

>>7705158
You were never in the Marines if you don't think Marines are dumb.

>>7705204
That's what I would think. Well there's a lot of Airborne posers on /k/ because I've seen it posted several times.

Even guys saying they skipped jumps because they knew the guy who logged their jumps.

>>7705118

army rigger here

went to airborne school with marines and we had the exact same training/standards/instructors

went to rigger school with marines and we had the exact same training/standards/instructors

>but.. but... we are better...

>>7705197
Hey, Marine. If you ever find yourself in southeast Michigan, send me an email. hhc375 at gee mail dot com. I'll pay for your jump at Tecumseh.

>>7705231
People often mistake our "motivation" for arrogance.

We have our idiots, sure. But so does everyone else.

>>7705148

>minimum ASVAB 32 instead of 31
>our brains work real gooder and stuff

>>7705239
I was talking shit. We settled it. I meant entry asvab read entire thread.

>>7705241

Don't fucking tease me now. I live in WI I could totally make that happen.

>>7705249
A points a point. Do you get my point?

>>7705246
No they are legitimately stupid. They've managed to keep USFJ in a perpetual state of lock down for quite some time. Not to mention they pretty much take anyone who is breathing.

>>7705278
>Frog posting
>Thinking I read your post

Up your troll game son this ain't my first rodeo.

>>7705266
You have my email. The offer stands.

>>7705148
>The Army and Marines trying to one up each other over minute ASVAB differences
>MFW Air Force

Oh God no wonder 99% of Soldiers and Marines couldn't have joined the Air Force. You have the intelligence and mentality of dogs. A pack of dogs. No wonder you are treated like such shit...all you understand is the fist and the boot.

>>7705291
I was unaware that people wanted to join the Air Force. Is that true or are you just putting us on?

>>7705291
To be fair it started with two Army guys and I told them to knock it off. Then as a marine I'm naturally funner to insult.

>>7705286
Honestly I wish I could take you up on the offer but I'm doing summer classes to finish my damn degree. I doubt I have time between that and work.

I greatly appreciate the offer however. Very magnanimous of you.

Saved email just in case.

>>7705324
Roger. Give me a shout anytime.

>>7705316
Considering it's up to a 1 year wait to join the Air Force then yes. The Army and Marines have to sucker kids in to join. Air Force doesn't have to sucker shit. I couldn't tell you how many people tried to join the USAF and when their ASVAB scores came back he pointed down the hall to the Army and Marines.

Pic related average grunt 4 years after separation.

>>7705204 jumping is boring

>>7705346
Says the remf pogue who only does Hollywood.

>>7705346

top left are jump wings from a jump i did at bragg with some faggots from uruguay. rest of that shit would be pretty easy to fake though i guess (rigger wings, airborne wings, army achievement medal)

to elaborate though the army/military can make anything suck. it could be a party with strippers and cocaine and they would still find a way to make it suck (12 hours of power point slides and forms to fill out).

if you want to fly go do some civilian sky diving, its better in every way.

>>7705346
>posting your military accolades on the cooking board on a Mongolian grass whistling website.
Did you ever dream you would become such a fag?

>>7705346
Why? Is it because it's repetitive to you?

That first time has to be a rush? No?

>>7705346
My jump experience was pretty exciting.

>>7705358

ive done my fair share of night jumps with combat equipment.

its not fun (even gayer) and you just stay there till 2 am trying to recover one missing reserve some faggot decided he didnt want t to carry and just tossed on the ground.

then i get to shake parachutes till 4am go back to my shitty barracks and sleep for a couple hours and then repack them all again the next day.

airborne was fucking lame.

>>7705370
Sucks you were some remf pogue. Should have gone infantry.

Seriously, you know you're a remf slack ass and you know you don't do what actual paratroopers do yet you feel the need to disparage us. Why?

>>7705364

first time was a decent rush because i was the door jumper in airborne school.

first time out of a blackhawk was pretty cool.

but 50+ jumps later its just a whole lot of work to float for 30-60 seconds and have 1-2 seconds of anxiety before you hit like a sack of shit.

>>7705383

>what paratroopers do

you mean jump the bare minimum to maintain their airborne status and then go around telling everyone they pretty much skydive on a regular basis and its the coolest shit ever?

>>7705385
If I ever heard anyone talking out of his ass harder than you, I would suspect he had a bull horn.

My god, you are so full of shit.

>>7705391
No. I do not mean that. The fact you ask me shows just how hugely ignorant you are of the airborne infantry. Perhaps you should educate yourself instead of acting like a public clown.

>>7705395

says the guy that probably had 7 jumps his entire time in the military and ran with the wind for all of them because figuring out which way to slip is super hard

have you ever over seasoned?

>>7705278
>They've managed to keep USFJ in a perpetual state of lock down for quite some time
Navy here, we bear a bit of that responsibility.

>>7704424

>>7704937
PFC Starfish? Is this some kind of joke?
> He thinks i'm still in the Army!

>>7705610
Rule 34 princess Zelda and Peach are... something of a hobby of mine..

>>7705346
No Afghanistan or Iraq medal? I would not be basting I were you.

>>7705346
>he photographed an AAM
>he has only one

>>7705078

Alright....that was pretty good.

>>7705059
>This kid walks into a public restroom and sees a Marine in dress blues washing his hands at the sink.
>"Wow! Are you REAL Marine?" asks the Kid.
>"That's right kid." says the Marine.
>"Neato! Can I try on your hat?"
>"Sure, kid. Sure..." said the Marine, swollen with pride.
>Then, suddenly, the door opens, and in walks an Airborne Ranger.
>"Wow! Are you are REAL Ranger?" says the kid.
>"Why, you want to suck my cock or something you little faggot?" says the Ranger.
>"No....I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing the hat!"

>>7705976
That's pretty faggy dude.

>>7705364
I'm not military, but I found skydiving to be really boring.

The first 10 seconds or so you get a bit of a rush, but once you hit terminal, you just kinda float.

You boys get more shitposting done before 9 am than I do all day.

>>7706054
It's around 10 pm. You're drunk dad.

>>7699952
makes me miss the mre life

>>7706109
Why would a picture of a veggie omelette remind you.

The only guys that ate those was the weird kid at school you would pay to eat mashed potatoes with chocolate milk stirred in.

>>7700045
>mfw Army cook in the '90s
During a Field Exercise, we were doing CBRN scenarios, and had to have our MOPP gear with us. All the cooks had just our masks with, since you can't cook with the full MOPP shit on
I'm making some kind of stew, and the next thing I know, a sergeant comes running in the tent with a tear gas grenade shouting "GAS GAS GAS!", and I told him to get the fuck out unless he wanted his dinner to taste like tear gas.

The first and only time I've ever gotten to swear at a superior.

>>7700677
Should be called Tactical Food Dude imo but I guess that's sexist or whatever

>>7699727
Do you enjoy cooking with seamen?

>>7706334
I hope you die of a brain aneurysm and your mom looks through your hard drive to find cum recipe pictures.