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7700215 No.7700215 [Reply] [Original]

>spend 2 hours cooking
>eat alone

>> No.7700229

Own a king size bed, sleep alone.

Own a 5 seat car, drive alone.

Own a 3 bedroom home, live alone.

Sitting on a 3 seater couch, alone

>> No.7700230

>>7700215
At least you get to experiment without taking others' tastes into account.

>> No.7700244
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>>7700229
Except for the bed (it's a queen size) and the car (I own a motorbike) it's pretty much like it.

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>>7700229
are you also 26?

>> No.7700251

>>7700250
I'm >>7700244
but yeah, 27 in june.

>> No.7700258

>>7700251
eh, if you own a home at 26, you're doing something right and will be just fine

>> No.7700267

>>7700250
I'm 33

>> No.7700268

>>7700229
At least you're not broke nigga.

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7700269

>smoke a brisket for 15 hours
>eat alone

feels gud man

>> No.7700274

>>7700269

a whole brisket?

you must be fat

>> No.7700277

>>7700274

lasts more than 1 sitting anon

>> No.7700278

>>7700277

>fridge roast

k

>> No.7700280

>spend 3 hours cooking
>eat it all in 5 minutes

>> No.7700294
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7700294

>Cook for three hours
>start to eat alone
>get a third of the way through
>become disgusted by myself
>flush the food down the toilet
>purge 20 minutes later
>Go for an hour or two run

What have I become, my sweetest friend?

>> No.7700297
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7700297

>>7700215
>gf cooks
>her cooking is shit but I still say its tasty
>too lazy to cook myself

>> No.7700302

>>7700297

what did you have for dessert?

>> No.7700305

>>7700302
Nothing

>> No.7700310

>>7700215
> No conversation
> No noise
> Nobody badgering you or getting in the way while you cook

Sounds good to me.

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>>7700305

>his gf doesn't make dessert

>> No.7700317

>>7700312
>eating dessert
I stopped doing this after elementary school.

>> No.7700324

>>7700312
>Implying I'd want my gf who can't cook to ruin my favorite desserts

>> No.7700328

i dont see the relation of one to the other. you can perfectly make simple sandwiches to share or cook for yourself a nice recipe.

>> No.7700406

>>7700215
what's the problem with that?
I really enjoy cooking for myself.

In fact I would hate to cook for others. Why should I do the work for them?

>>7700229
I hope you get to enjoy your XXL-sized family grave by yourself.

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>>7700215

>> No.7700438

>>7700297
>her cooking is shit but I still say its tasty
This fucks with me so much.

>everyone says I'm a good cook
>everyone loves my food
>I hate it
>either my taste buds are fucked or everyone lies to me to make me feel better

>> No.7701148

MGTOW niggas

>> No.7701173

>>7700229
>>7700244
what's the diff between a king and a queen size bed?

>> No.7701206

>>7701173
King is larger.