/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7694444
This is what I got so far

>>7694444
>>7694448
Holy shit is this pasta? If not then Godspeed you beautiful autist

>golden oreo retriever

What's the best oreo you've ever eaten and why? Where were you at the time?

Wut

Tom Green used to do a lot of food comedy in the 90s. I would even go so far as to crown him the king of food comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZA3NtrAG0

>>7694444
>>7694448

>>7694448
Could we hear an Oreo impression right now? If I may, I request the Berry Burst Ice Cream Oreo.

>>7694502
they are 'physical' impressions. For the Berry Burst Ice Cream Oreo I start shivering and cupping my testicles whilst twisting the sides of my body

>>7694478
>478▶
>Tom Green used to do a lot of food comedy
thanks for the link!

>>7694567
>>7694567
>they are 'physical' impressions. For the Berry Burst Ice Cream Oreo I start shivering and cupping my testicles whilst twisting the sides of my body
There's no way this is real

>>7694567
what's just the regular oreo impression?

>>7694590
His white ass getting double teamed by a couple brothers.

>>7694604
homo

>>7694643
Erectus

>>7694590
I haven't decided

This is literally the best thread I've ever seen in /ck/

>>7694448
>Then you clearly swallowed some LEAD as a child, haha!

This thread is gold

When did /ck/ demolish /fit/ for dankest meme board holy shit my sides

>Take suggestions and impersonate Oreo flavors until end.
Could I get this quote on a t-shirt?

how does one impersonate an oreo flavour?

/join showderp

>>7694444
>>7694448
Once again /ck/ proves it is the most underrated board.

What the fuck? What is this thread? I can't be this drunk already

Make sure as you walk on stage they play this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvDgnsFrjSc

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Baddum tish thank you I'm here all week.

>>7694444
>>7694448
brb, suicide

>>7696361
How do you get a gay guy to fuck your mom?

mods pin this please

>>7696361
Generally speaking, Jews are usually dead and dont scream when you put them in an oven... And they dont fit usually unless you are talking about a crematorium...

This "joke" was sort of 3/10 at best.

>>7694444
>>7694448

>>7697403
>Jews are usually dead and dont scream when you put them in an oven
Why would you kill the Jew before putting them in the oven. Your logic is flawed.

>>7694444
>>7694448
where and when exactly is this event?

also, witnessed

>>7694448

[In Chicago accent]
>Da only way dey could make Oreo even better would be to make a Chicago style Oreo pizza! Haha!

[Pretend to fart and make a fart noise]

>I guess dats why dey call it da windy city! Pee-yew! Haha!

>>7697416

>>7694448
oh my god this is so bad

>>7694448
tim heidecker pls leave

now I just gotta wait for those dank (you)s to roll in!

>>7694604
No that's the Double Stuf

>>7694448
This is why I still browse 4chan

is this real

>>7697421
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW

SHUT IT DOWN

>>7698081

>>7697461

Someone please screencap this thread

>>7699679
why can't you

>>7699729
DELETE THIS

>>7699679
hahah yeah

This is going straight to r/4chan :)

In all seriousness, Gary Gulman has 12 minutes on cookies, "Gary Gulman Cookies" on YouTube. Lotta Oreo material in there.

>>7694444
>i had a good idea of a complete retard story so i'm gonna go post it on..../ck/ yeah that's a good one

>>7694448
Genuinely laughed at the first part is pretty good.
Second is really lacking a punchline, you are only using the same jokes in a different way try to freshen it up a notch.

I am also heavily intoxicated right now so you might aswell just discard my opinion.

I screencapped it but whenever I try to upload it it says "upload failed"

>>7694448

>>7694448
This is so horrible yet so amazing at the same time
Is there a name for this kind of comedy, where it's so unfunny the joke is the person telling jokes?

>what do you call a Mexican prostitute?
>a street taco

>>7694448
you've been on the internet for too long, but I love you for it

>>7700384
Alt comedy. It's a pretty wide genre but it's in the somewhere

>>7700416
>>7700463
>>7700384

Its anti comedy. Alt comedy is socially concios comedy. Jokes about the patriarchy.

Tim and eric, neil hamburger, unknown comic, andy kauffman are anti comedy.

A little blond oreo dies drowning in milk and goes to Heaven.

God says, "My son, I grant you wings. You are now an angel. Go and fly with the other angels." So the boy flies off.

A little black oreo dies and goes to heaven. God says, "My son, I grant you wings." The boy replies, "God, does this mean that now I'm an angel?" God replies, "No nigga, you're a bat. Get your ass back down to earth."

>>7694444
>My local grocery store is hosting an open mic.

Obviously check'd but who the fuck ever heard of a grocery store hosting an open mic?

>>7694448
>>7694444
Fucking christ, this is too good. Best thread on /ck/ in a long time.

>>7694448

>>7696501
...h-how?

>>7697416
what show is this?

>>7694448
The delivery will make or break this routine
You could really pull it off as "ironic" humor, or anti-humor, or whatever you wanna call it.

>>7697421

>>7697513
kek

>>7694448

>>7694444
>>7694448
Dear diary

For one brief, fleeting moment, 4chan wasn't complete shit and I remembered why I come here

>>7699809
Because you saved it in a gay ass file format you candybutt

>>7701507
>Dear diary
*dairy

>>7694448
You just couldn't be fucking bothered to put a period behind every Mr., could you

>>7694448
thank u 4 dis

So when is the event? Can you stream your set?

>>7696330

like the oreo duo could be a jolsen routine

>>7694448
What the fuck
I just literally came to this board for the first time and this is what I see.

>>7702683
Welcome to /ck/. We play with fire and knives and dead things.

>>7694448

>>7694444
NO MORE OREOS
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>>7696501
shit in her cunt?

>>7700384
oh my are you in for a treat

check out some of Tim and Eric's stuff.Have a look at "Check it out with Dr. Steven Brule" for some amazing cringe made belivable by the wonderful oscar nominated actor John C reilly.

Also give Sam Hyde/"Million Dollar Extreme" a go. They have like 50 layers of irony at all times.

>>7701381
look for "Moms" by ok computer /Million dollar extreme/MDE. It's seriously an amazing skit if you're into cringe.

Basically they hired random actresses to play their sketch moms but the actresses were so fucking bad/crazy that they just broke out from the script and started messing with the actual actresses while still hiding behind their own characters. It's brilliant.

>>7702711
>not no moreos
shit

>>7694448
Fantastic. If Johnny Carson were still alive, he'd definitely be inviting you over for a little chat.

>>7694444
>I am going in as 'Mr Oreo'

I'm already laughing. You'll do fine.

When are you performing OP? I can't wait to learn how it turned out.

>>7696167
>tfw most people won't get the alchemy joke

>>7694448
What's your plan for "impoersonate Oreo flavors" exactly?

you're welcome
http://i.imgur.com/sOxbeY0.jpg

>>7704750
Did you just link to imgur on an imageboard?

Easier to post to r/4chan I guess.