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lose more weight

Did you have to go to the hospital? How would you rate the overall experience?

Do you have any idea where you left said stones? Did you check under your bed?

Do you still like apples?

>calories in calories out
Brilliant fucking deduction, nobody ever knew about this before

>>7686823
Na, hit my goal

>>7686824
Nope, it wasn't so bad. I felt fairly drained a lot of the time but I got so used to it that it stopped bothering me. The weight was falling off.

>>7686832
Under your mom's bed

>>7686845
Yes, except granny smiths. Mainly because I ate so many of those at first that I can't bear the thought of more. But that'll pass I imagine.

>>7686854
Nice comment

>brits measure weight in stones, money in pounds, speed in miles per hour and gas in litres

jesus christ

>>7686896

They measure it in stone when they're obese so they wouldn't feel so bad about the numbers.

>>7686845
Not

>How d'ya like them Apples?

Anon, I am dissapoint

>>7686814
Kidney stones?

>>7686814
How're you going to keep the weight off since you lost it with a diet you can't sustain?

>>7686896
Actually I don't know how we measure gas, but probably in kilograms. Can't measure it in litres because the volume can change, retard.

>>7686814
Do you consider yourself an authority on weight loss now? Is that why you made this thread?

>>7686814
who the fuck weighs themselves in stones? are you a caveman?

>>7686896
Litres is the correct measurement for all liquids though, that's a good thing.

>>7686814

Do you work for Power Sauce?

>>7687013
Really? So the price at a gas (petrol) station for you guys is represented as price per kilogram? When looking at buying a car, is fuel consumption measured in kilograms burned per kilometre traveled?

No? It's all in litres? Of course it fucking is you retard.

>>7687189
Okay mate, first learn the difference between gas and petrol. Petrol is a fuel source used in cars, gas is a state of matter or if used on its own, it refers to natural gas. Petrol is measured in litres.

whats it like

to lose so much lean mass

you were probably so weak from the start you probably didnt notice the loss of lean mass

>>7686939

Just like americans use lbs when talking about lifting weights so they can feel better about the bigger numbers they lift!

I just dropped a few brown stones. But man did they feel like boulders...

>>7687013
>Can't measure it in litres because the volume can change, retard.
Fucking what? Liquids are incompressible. How the fuck else are you supposed to measure it?

>>7686814
Hows that diabetes coming along?
May as well of just ate spoonfuls of sugar for 2 months.

>>7687210
You lose lean and fat on such a strict diet. Training/stretching just minimises loses and heavy stuff would be more damaging than good.

>>7687264
>He doesn't know how diabetes works

>>7687272
considering i have T1 diabetes. I'd say yes. Yes i do know how it works.

>>7687275
>has T1DM
>thinks T2DM is the same

Requesting obligatory PowerSauce imagery

OP here, sorry friends. Been watching Viking with some buddies.

>>7686975
Nope

>>7686995
I've been eating pretty average healthy food (meat and veg, salad, fish, couscous, fruit etc) since I hit my goal, not getting any cravings so it's all good. I'm not one to undo my work.

>>7687173
Absolutely.

>>7687175
People who have scales that say 'x stone x lbs'

>>7687181
No

>>7687210
I lost a far more noticeable amount of fat than I did mass, and I was skinnyfat so it's a massive improvement anyway with the belly fat gone

>>7687264
If I die, I die.

>>7687262
>Gas is a liquid

>>7687264

semi related greentext story

>go to notoriously hippy college in the mountains
>on bus with weird sketchy kid
>starts talking about how he is fasting
>only eats spoonfuls of honey when he feels weak and drinks water
>creepy as fuck
>couple weeks later
>read about local murder
>creepy bus kid killed an "older man who was housing him"

i would never trust a man who only ate apples for two months

I didn't know eating just apples would make you so clumsy and forgetful. Have you tried looking for your stones in the last place you saw them, or in your driveway? 🤔

>>7687390
This joke didn't work when someone else tried.

>who lost 4 stone

Not stone(s).

You're welcome.

>>7687374
>saturated vapor

>>7687368
How much/many apples did you eat daily?

>>7686832
Kek

>>7687402
Usually up to 2 bags, which was 20 apples. They only cost £1 for a bag so I also saved up a shit ton of money doing it.

>>7687203
Gasoline, you limey fuck.

didnt u get hungry?

>>7687203

Petrol is short for petroleum. There are probably more things made from petroleum on this planet than there are gases on it. Couldn't be a more vague, useless name for gasoline.

None of the silly words you fucks use make any sense.

That's a lot of sugar

>>7686814
Are you lying? I kinda want to try this

>>7686814
but is your skin super saggy now from losing it so fast? thats my biggest fear when doing these fast diets. whats the point in losing the pounds when you look like a mom of two kids afterwards

>>7687482
Na, it isn't in the slightest. Willing to take a pic of my stomach if you want, it's not completely slim yet but it's way out of chubby territory.

>>7687477
Nope, i'm not.

>>7687460
It is, although no more than people devour through coke daily.

>>7687458
Mostly no, because I got so used to the feeling. Although I went through short but intense phases of hunger occasionally, then it was just a matter of willpower until they stopped. Wasn't so bad.

>>7686814
Stone?
Stop using medieval measurements.

>>7687507
I'll use medieval measurements for as long as Argos sells medieval digital scales you cheeky cunt.

I wanted to say Christian Bale did the same in preparation for The Machinist, but it seems like he ate a can of tuna too every day.

http://moviepilot.com/posts/3555508

>>7687504
how many apples did you eat per day, literally anything else on the side? Did you exercise?

>>7687519
I bought bags of 10 small apples, the amount I ate in a day depended on how hungry I was feeling. I ate only when I got hungry, which wasn't all that much. It's just that when it did come it could be a bit intense. The most I ate was 2 bags on a few days, usually around 10 though.

I also drank a shit ton of black coffee and my job involves a fair bit of lifting so i'd say that counts as passive exercise. I think it also helped reduce loss of mass, since my arms didn't get considerably smaller.

>>7687517
Good movie, disappointing ending.

>>7687534
Cool, I actually had a kinda similar diet but I ended up eating mostly oranges, apples, and barley with lots of tea. Same principle I suppose

>>7687504
yes please post the picture!