/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7672245
is that for takeout? because, holy shit, I wish there was something like that in my city.

>>7672181
>american cheese in a food porn thread
Americans should be banned.

>>7672271
So should shitposters.

And as much I dislike American cheese, I should point out that it was invented by an immigrant. Someone that wasn't even born in America.

>>7672252
looks like some chef is advertising their meals/what they cook

>>7672275
>Anyone who doesn't like plastic cheese is a shitposter
Go fuck yourself, you idiot. If I post a picture of a giant turd and you go "why are you posting that turd", it doesn't make you a shitposter.

>>7672311
yea but saying an entire country should be banned does

>>7672311
>thread says post tasty food
>instead of participating in the thread you argue the taste of a food


shitposting isnt just posting memes or trolling. its actively trying to ruin the thread

>>7672443
Quality of the board would go up significantly. No more fast food threads, no more american "cheese", no more joey/jack threads

>>7672467

Any idea how to make pancakes this thick and smooth?

now Ima want me a Root Beer Float

>>7672485
live bees

>>7672485
Cook the pancakes in a pressure cooker. Makes pancakes poof up like cake.

>>7672511
Can confirm

>>7672467

>>7672638
i literally have to go find some porn and masturbate every time i see this image

>>7672181
I never got what was so heavenly about Philly's cheese and steak

It's sliced steak and fucking spray cheese on bread. How did it get to be known as that awesome mythical sandwhich?

well done

>>7672285
No, I mean just in general, no one does really nice food for takeout here, and I was wondering if that was a general trend, that pic gave me hope

>>7672245
fuckkkk im on a diet and looking at this hurts oh god i need it

>>7672677
why? It's not even sexual

>>7672792
where the fuck are these from

>>7672829
>tfw put melted cheese and sour cream on regular chips as a kid and got made fun of
where is that from?

>>7672838
>pepperoni soup
neat

>>7672788
anon every time i see my pic posted in a food porn thread it makes me happy thx

>>7672844
epic!!!!!

>>7672420
nice meme cutting

how embarrasing

>>7672467
honestly this is the sexiest food picture I have ever seen, gets me everytime.

>>7672746
it was posted in the "have you ever fucked food?" thread

also, look at the gap where the fork's lifting the top cake up; don't tell me you don't feel an irresistible urge to ram your dick in there

>fat people who have no idea what makes things look appetizing posting pictures of grease, cheese, and way too much seasoning
>the plebs who think the only way to have a juicy steak is undercooking it to tbe point of it being raw
>>>7672850
>one undercooked slab of meat being cut up and served to morons overpaying for beef because they twirled some sauce and tried to make it look fancy
>>>7672855
when it gets burnt around the edges like that, they fucked up
>>7672773
you don't need half a cup of ketchup for 10 fries
>>7672420
looks dry as fuck
>>>7672788
>gross faggot putting way too much avocado on everything
>>7672759
the only good looking food in this entire thread
you can tell the meat was cooked good and seasoned well

>>7673258
>implying grease and cheese isn't the foundation of most of the best foods

>>7673266
>burnt meatballs simmering in delicious ragu

>>7673258
will please shut the fuck up?

>>7673290
didn't know they made floating pizza

>>7673258

>>7672245
that baked potatoe could easily be a meal thats so much food

>>7672245
best in thread imo

>>7672245
>not devaining the lobster
Have fun earing shit you fucking tool

>>7673258
i like you can you start tripping? so i can follow you???

>>7672692
>raw

>>7673501
>just fuck my shit up senpai

You fuckers have nasty ass food. I even see some that looks raw.

>>7673522
then post an example of something you'd consider good

>>7673066
You filth.
I so would though

>>7673837
What is this from?

>>7672245
>including the business card

You are a god-king, anon

>>7673258

>>7673893
an oven, I would assume

OP, do you have a sauce for that image? Or where the shop is you got it if it's OC

>>7672678
Then you haven't had a well made cheesesteak.

1. Sharp Provalone instead of cheezwiz unless you're a child
2. Onions and peppers, maybe mushrooms
3. Good ribeye steak
4. Quality hoagie roll

Don't trust the garbage people try to pass off as cheesesteaks, that's just for tourists

>>7672245

goddamn, I need to stop here next time I'm on the east side

>>7673893
tumblr, going by the filename

>>7674039
>>7674107
I mean restaurant.

>>7674041
>provolone
lmao, no

>>7673258
>Undercooked
>>>/lgbt/

>>7674041
You're not from Philadelphia, are you

>>7672245
> oh no fat americans are so gross with their > delicious feasts!
Get rekt non-americans (excluding the uk, aussies, canooks, mexicants, and lord of the rings land). Sorry if i left you off the exclusion list.

>>7673258
> i don't know how the 4chin works.

>>7672431
dude, wtf?

>>7672778
can see chopped chives and soft boiled egg, whats the rest? looks nice

>>7672775
looks disgusting

>>7672781
hell yeah!

>>7672799
mmmmm

>>7672814
for one?!

>>7672849
mmm

>>7672850
too poncy

>>7673215
>>7673223
supposed to be food porn, not look how good I am at chopping n shit porn

>>7673266
yum

>>7672467

>>7672245
Dem prawns tho

>>7672467
T H I C K
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C
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>>7672311
someone's been gotten to

>>7674562
wow what is this

>>7674657
cheesecake

>>7674562
imagine putting your dick inside

>>7674671

yum

>>7674687

I love indian food

>>7674687
As if you could handle that much deliciousness.

>>7672850

>>7674687
that legit looks like diarrhea

>>7672814
That bread looks so shitty compared to everything else.

>>7674687

>>7674687
I'm really hoping that's not shit
But assuming it's not...what the hell is it? Some minced meat or wtf
Basically
>sauce

>>7674708
>>7674720
>>7674750
/ck/ must be filled with girls because you guys always make the stupidest comparisons

>>7674783
that food is boring as hell when you live in socal and you see this everyday.

>>7674791

>>7674791
Then get the fuck off of my board, califag.

>>7674797
>>7674800
you posted food that looked bad though.

>>7673965
>>7673262
>>7673245
>>7673180
>>7672799

>>7674699
>jellybeans not served on the side
Fuckin plebs

>>7674800

>>7674550
You're supposed to post food porn not act all pretentious and rate stuff... Like seriously if you want to contribute actually post something along with your ratings because nobody reads your opinion anyway

>>7674862
>food porn
Rebbit.

>>7674791
>socal
but how do you find the time to eat when you're so busy choking on wieners?

>>7674862
wow, well done for having an opinion, I also have one too, so there

did you survey every reader of the thread to determine that no one read my post?

also, fuck you, I'll be as pretentious as I fucking like

>>7674912
You are so fucking mad it's unbelievable.

>>7674912
dumb frogposter

>>7674925
certifiably insane, daring to rate the food that I think looks nice, absolutely crazy, why would people want to know if their submissions were rated good or bad by me? just simple validation? as if people wouldn't just want to be ignored after posting their favourites

>>7674929
i'm not like the other pepes

>>7674912
>>7674936
>filenames all start with 144
you're so fucking new it hurts

>>7674943
I lost my /b/ folder a year or so ago, it pains me deeply

why didn't I raid, whyyy, or back up at least

still, I know how to trianglefarce, shopp da waps, and make a barrel

>>7674912
Someone's asshurt

>>7674949
I advice you not to get bum danglers, every poop is a mission, oooh the pain, at least sometimes it doesn't bleed

>>7674948
>/b/ folder
So you're definitely a newfag, got it.

>>7674956
I think I started about 2005, so I am down wit de keeds

did you really not start on /b/?

>>7674963
What kind of satisfaction do you get from lying on the internet? Are you just addicted to (You)s?

>>7674964
well, I definitely remember posting from a hotel room when I just got a new job in 2007

>not being addicted to (you)s
in this day and age

>>7674966
Then why are all of your images only from the past 9 months?

>>7674969
see>>7674948

faggot

>>7674973
I'm not buying it. You're saying you didn't save any images for three months? You're saying that you only saved images from /b/? None of that makes sense. Stop lying.

>>7674978
fucking kek. nice try, newfag

>>7674979
I bathe in your (you)s

>>7674988
I found a picture of you on Google.

>>7674989

>>7674993
/tg/ fags are worse than ponies

>>7674995
I'm not transgender, you bigoted shitlord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk

>>7674979
newfags can't triangle force

>>7675001
weebs are worse than anything

>>7675010
>gets called out for being a newfag
>"n-no you're the newfag!"
kek, too pathetic

>>7675007
baka

>>7675023
In English, please?

>>7674796
>ketchup on fries

>>7675025

>>7673296
That doesn't even look good though

>>7675032
>144
newfag

>>7675037
whatcha gonna dew aboud it faggod?

It's funny how (almost) all people mistake big amounts of carbs and fat together for 'good food'.

>>7675050

>>7674719

It's a southern thing to serve the cheapest white bread with smoked meat and barbecue sauce. It's like an edible sponge to sop up the juices. When I worked at a grocery store in WNC I would have a pound of barbecue leg quarters with a loaf of white bread for lunch. Couldn't beat it.

>>7674703

>>7675057
It's almost like a lot of people find that kind of food to be, I dunno, comforting? Comfortable meals? Something like that.

>>7675323
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_food
80% fried carbs.

>>7675057
pmt

wondering what kind of fat fucks this appeals to

>>7675438
Please re-read my post in a sarcastic tone.

>>7675451
life doesn't get much more comfortable than when your clogged-ass arteries cause you to stroke out imo

>>7673258
This is what autism looks like

is writing 'voila' like 'wa la' a meme

>>7675060
https://youtu.be/HEuBVDhTPvo

>>7672810

Nice presentation of some basic Euro-fag cold cuts. 9.10

>>7674756
To be honest though, that looks fucking atrocious. I can't even tell if its meat or not, it looks to have some kind of sludge consistency.

>>7673317

look at this mad poor person lol

>>7672746
You wouldn't understand anon-kun uwu

>>7672799
I'd fap to this not joking rn

>>7672810
>that bread though
just a load of cheap, low quality charcuterie arranged on a a board badly, so sexy

>>7672851
how does one go to one of these? is it expensive?

>>7673215
what is this from?

>>7673258
>replies to everyone in the thread, already confirming his autism
>further reinforced the autism by nitpicking like a child
Shameful

>>7673501
i-is that ranch dressing on pizza?

>>7672245
This is everything I need and more

>>7673837
Pizza Hut, I think.

>>7681551
Meant for
>>7673893

>>7672181
>post tasty food

or paste toasty food

>>7675057

>big amounts

>>7674784
Only retard would put those buns like that, anyone with common sense would know that they will expand.

>>7674781
Damn all my yes. God-tier taste you have there anon.

>>7682340
>all my yes

Just had this

>>7682572

what's in the hollandaise to make it look speckled? black pepper? the plate would look so much better without that and without the balsamic bookends

>>7682572
nice skidmarks

>>7682572

indian guy should have washed his fingers before plating that

>>7673296
What movie is this from?

>>7672245
this guy's entire instagram is food porn

>>7683144
All of his food is enough for like 3 people. I love it.

>>7683183
He's got prices on his facebook too and they're pretty reasonable, most of those boxes are about $20 or less, more expensive for stuff with the lobster

>>7683187
That's extremely reasonable for the amount of food.

>>7682608

>>7683192
Kinda? I mean, a lot of that size is shell and other inedible stuff. Pasta is cheap, shrimp is pretty cheap. Can't tell what some other stuff is in some of those pics. The price is decent, but there's less food there than you think. Not enough for 3 adults. 3 women maybe.

>>7674807

mmm. Haven't had some mole sauce in a min. Maybe next time I head out thou...

>>7683182

What do they mix with the diced lobster to make it sorta creamy like that?

>>7683207
It's usually mayonnaise, butter, celery, and whatever seasoning they like

>>7672245
Give me that baked potato plz holy fuck

>>7683201
>shrimp
>cheap
retard alert

>>7674956
ayy check the starting digits, I never noticed that before

>>7672850
COOK YOUR FUCKING FOOD! YOU SAVAGES!

>>7675031
>questioning ketchup on fries
kill self

>>7683183
or for one person/3 meals a day.

>>7672792
These look so wrong.

But if they're wrong, I don't want to be right.

>>7672516
BULL SHIT!

>>7681435
Looks like thousand island which is great on 'some' za

>>7672678
The steak is sliced so thinly that you have the sear flavor (malliard reaction) throughout every bite of the sandwich. This combined with a rich, salty cheese and a nice roll make it 3 times better than a plain ol steak sandwich.

>>7672467
I'd fuck that like for real, is it normal the way I'm feeling towards those pancakes?

>>7683201
where I live you couldn't get a normal pizza for 20$

>>7674807
I used to hate mole because in my house they do it sweet but once I had a true spicy mole, I was in fucking love, I even had a second dish, that's the only mole I've ever liked

>>7674550
>>7673258
Are you the NRDT of /ck/? Dude, fuck off.

>>7673258
Get the fuck out of this thread you negative nelly.

>>7672245
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking
WOW

>>7673259
culvers is the only place I know that doesn't melt the cheese and it's a food flavor I have to admit

>>7688548
*good

>>7672933
what the fuck is meme cutting?

>>7687348
not sure yet, how much does it trigger you? you gonna make it worth my while? bitch

how many posts am I allowed before I trigger your autism? faggot

>>7674115
>>7674177
you know nothing about cheesesteaks

>>7674687
This ruined it for me... Like wtf is this?

>>7682572
shitstains?

>>7674177

no one from philly eats cheese wiz

>>7672245
4/10

>>7674177
I am from Philly and >>7674041 isn't wrong at all.
I like mine plain though. No mushrooms or onions or peppers.

>>7691268

>philly cheese steak
>the secret recipe is steak and cheese
>don't let anyone fool you

>>7672678
A good one can be pretty damn tasty, but they're really nothing special. It's tourist food.

t. Philly

>>7674177
Born and raised, faggot

>>7690749
Wiz is for the tourists at Pat's and Geno's or when I'm in a near brown out drunk and want to willingly eat garbage

A5 Beef gets my dick hard imagining cooking it.

>>7683144
yep