/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I fucked a banana peel once

>>7637918
i always appreciate being able to share things like this

so ive fucked a few bits of food, the best being a cherry pie. i felt a little bad wasting it since i love cherry pie but the eventual cum added a lot of flavor to it, which ill get into later. the texture on the inside was just right, if youve ever fucked a guy whos ass was full of shit then youd know the feeling. its really smooth and squishy and manages to grip you just right. i made sure it was still a little warm for the sensation, but by the time i came it was just body heat keeping it that way. ive tried a well made cake too, but even as smooth and nice as i could make it the crumby nature of it made it il suited. also too sweet for cum to really affect the flavor as much. donuts are also really nice, ive used on as a sort of onahole and managed to get off, it was chocolate iced. the texture was a little rough and it took a while to get off but it was passable. the chocolate donut had one hge advantage though, the slightly bitter and salty nature of my cum made it taste amazing. even now that i dont have testicles any chance i get i make sure to have a guy im with cum on one for me so i can have the flavor again, its like salted chocolates but way better because you know youre being a degenerate fuck.

tl;dr cherry pie feels good on your dick, cum tastes great on chocolate donuts.

>>7637962
I've tried this, but my dick was too big for the average peel
I couldn't do it without ripping the peel, and by that point I might have well have just done it by hand

>>7637968
You can just wrap the peel around your dick and fap with it

Carrot in butthole

despite what you would expect, a slice of ham feels better on the penis than roast beef

>>7637918
never had sex with food but I did consume almost an entire container of body chocolate by mistake as a 7 or 8 year old

/r/ing the watermelon guy

>>7637963
/pol/ was right

>>7637918
No, but always had a desire to fuck the centre of a cinnamon bun.

>>7638102
I don't think you mean me but I've fucked a watermelon before. I did it in front of a crowd and as my own idea, not on a bet or anything. I made a hole in the flesh with my fingers. It was frustrating because there was no 'give' - it wasn't supple. I came in it but only after I got a girl to make out with me while I was doing it.

I used this method a few times in junior high:
>get empty pringles tube, paper towel and sliced deli meats
>microwave meats to desired temperature
>full 3/4 of pringles tube loosely with wadded paper towel or tissue, place heated meats in reminding space of tube
>fuck tube

Cover up meat in plastic wrap if you still want to eat it I guess

>>7638577
I don't have the screencap but basically this one guy was finding the best way to fuck a melon and invited anon and some other guys to his show where he demonstrated the best way to fuck one or something. He stuck a vibrator in part of the melon and fucked a hole in the melon. The vibrations from the vibrator and him fucking it made it explode and he came at the same time.

>>7638613
That sounds awesome

>>7637963
>but the eventual cum added a lot of flavor to it, which ill get into later.
stopped reading there

This is fucking bullshit

I make a perfectly good thread about the nature of feederism and I get banned but this shit is okay

Fuck this planet

>>7638675
Pears are GOAT

>>7638707
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM