/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's the proper order in which to layer your 'og /ck/?

>>7604391
OP speaking
>bread
>onions
>sausage
>more onions
>mustard
>moar fucking onions

i'd rather have a brat

>>7604416
I could go for a braadworst right now

Hot dogs are okay with real bread.

only way to eat a hot dog

I've been eating hotdogs for 3 days straight.

I watched an episode of Judge Judy one where one of the main arguments against the defendant was that she serve her kids hot dogs on bread instead of in a hot dog bun. It was an attach meant to depict that the defendant was white trash who didn't take care of her kids properly and didn't feed them healthy foods. Judge Judy just about had a stroke at that argument and shut the prosecutor right the fuck up.

>>7604385
Planet Dogs

>>7604526
>only way to eat a hot dog

>>7606113
I did that once when I was a kid, except it was for about a week
Developed a severe aversion to them for a few months afterwards, to the point where I would get nauseous if I as little as smelled them in the air
Went back to normal eventually though

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>>7606138
I ate hotdogs in bread all the time.
Mostly because my parents would never pay attention to how many hotdogs were in the fridge at the time and would always buy more, so there was almost always a shortage of buns. So I took it upon myself most of the time to get rid of the extras.

>>7606146

This picture brings up an interesting topic.

Do you guys like squished flat hotdog buns (on right), or the pump kind (in middle)?

>>7604385
Loaded with mustard and onions!

I love hot dogs

No one over the age of ten should be eating a hot dog.

>>7607164

>>7607164
everyone that thinks certain foods are only appropriate at a certain age should be burned alive

>>7604391
>bread
>onion
>mustard
>ketchup
>onions
>jalapeños
>guacamole
>corn
>onions
>shrimp salads

>>7607171
+ sausage, preferably bratwurst or garlic kielbasa

>>7606140
>literally been to most of these cities/countries
>hotdogs don't exist

>>7606223
Plump

>>7604416
>>7604442
its spelled Bratwurst.

Chicago dogs are king, chili cheese dogs are queen, Montreal dogs get an honnorable mention.

>>7607157
>ketchup
>not mustard

Spotted the virgin.

Sure, I miss the german variety since my last trip, but hotdogs here are pretty good

>>7608887
weirdly, in montreal they call them michigan dogs

yeah hot dogs are pretty good. I rarely have a proper hot dog bun for them though so I usually just roll one in a slice of bread. Ketchup and mustard are nice or chili with onions and mustard.

What's the best bratwurst you can buy at a grocery store in America and which store

Also what's the best bun recipe for bratwurst

>>7608809
Thats literally akin to whining at someone saying the word 'burger' insisting they use the term 'hamburger'

>>7609569
Usingers is pretty good

>>7608809
>its spelled Bratwurst.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braadworst

>>7609517
Steamies.

rhode island style weiners are GOAT

meat sauce, yellow mustard, diced onion and celery salt. gotta eat them along with coffee milk - it's like chocolate milk but with a concentrated sweetened syrup made from coffee beans.

>>7609517
Steamies/Steamé.

A Michigan hot dog in Quebec is a >>7609529 hot dog with chilli and onions.

>>7609684
Looks like RI is a definite contender.

>>7609651
Thanks I'll have to check them out

cuban

I like hot dogs enough I'm not mad that there are two hot dog threads on here rn

>>7606150
You were a good child and a team player.

>>7604385
Smitty's BBQ in Lockhart has "wieners" for sale in their meat market. It has a sheep casing and a little smoother grind than their regular sausage. They smoke them like the sausage, they have a great snap and flavor. Best hotdog I've ever had.

>>7609684
that sounds like a GOAT meal; that milk sounds delicious

Is an hot dog a sandwich?

>>7608680
it doesn't say "these are varieties of hotdogs found in these cities"

it's just an inspiration

>>7609737
it's a pretty good way to cap off a night of drunken stumbling. also, not to shill but a roaster called Dave's Coffee from westerly, RI makes some fantastic coffee syrup and I think you can order it online. Beats the fuck out of the default coffee syrup producer, autocrat

>>7609742
yes

if you've never had a fluoride dog you're a true pleb and you ain't my dogger

>>7604385
You know, hot dogs get a bad rap. They got a cool shape, they got protein...

With ketchup and beans.

If it ain't got horseradish, it ain't shit.

>>7609725
Oh snap I love me some Cubans and I love me some dawgs never thought too put both together. Thanks fampai

Classic just kraut n stard in a new england style bun that's all ya need

>>7609910
Pizza place near the college I went to has a cuban style pizza. Fucking delicious

>>7609725
Why do people like cubans?
The " toasted " yet not melted cheese sandwich deal always seemed like a scam to me

My ex's mom denied her hotdogs cause her mom thought it was a childs food, I don't understand some people.

>>7609915
what kind a stard we talkin broo? stone ground? spicy brown? fuck classic yellow that shits for the birds.

>>7604385
The perfect hot dog is the kind that's cooked on a charcoal grill on the lakeshore by your great-uncle while a cool breeze heralds the end of summer. It's served on a white bun with yellow mustard and sweet relish.

Other hot dogs may taste better but they aren't perfect.

Indian hot dog

>>7610281
>Yellow
>not DiJon

>>7610350

Fuck yeah dude. Got back from a minor league baseball game a few hours ago and it was dime a dog night. Ten dogs for $1 with based stadium mustard. Bretty grud.

>>7609684
>gotta eat them along with coffee milk - it's like chocolate milk but with a concentrated sweetened syrup made from coffee beans.

You fucking man children. That's as disgusting as slurping down a Pepsi. What a horrible complement to a Hot Dog.

>>7610355
>yellow mustard
>DiJon Mustard
>same thing

I've never had kraut on a dog. Is it worth it, or do you need other ingredients for it to work?

>>7606138
There arent prosecuters in judge judy.
Thats not even small claims court.
Im pretty sure shes not even a judge, if im remebering this correctly i think she is just a mediator and they decide each case between the two parties before they film the show.

Can we all agree people who put ketchup or mayonnaise on a hot dog/sausage/etc deserve execution by firing squad?

>>7610395
come fight me bitch

>>7610389
She's a retired judge but what you see on the show is a binding arbitration (she does make the decisions in the "courtroom" though). Winners also get paid out of the show budget so they get paid immediately and there's no financial loss for the loser.

>>7610398
I'll kill you bitch.

>>7610404
aight bitch ill fucking pour ketchup all over you when youre done

>>7607157
You should be murdered.

Who Grey Poupon here?

I like mine a little charred

>>7610355
Im with ya bro. Hotdogs are only good in the right atmosphere.

>>7610294
is that poop?

>>7610350
>>7610373
I legitimately can't tell if you're just an autist or if you're a troll trying to shit on my happy memories.

I made kraut and had it on a nathans wiener with some spicy brown. I'm pretty proud that I made something that's virtually idiot proof and effortless.

>>7610418
>horseradish

get that thing away from me

>>7610294
looks like a sloppy joe tbqh

>>7604385
Fuck I could go for a hot dog or a polish sausage right now.
Cali sucks when it comes to the hotdogs game but Costco feels the craving.

You guys have a specific brand of Hotdog or Sausage you generally buy? What about bread?

>>7610761
Costco dogs are the best cheap meal in America. They're massive and they come with a drink for a buck fifty. I load them with onions, sweet relish and deli mustard. I wish they had kraut.

>>7610781
Some do. You gotta ask.

>>7610788
I will, thanks.

>>7604526
That looks like something I would try when I came home from school alone at the age of 10 and hungry. Norwegian cuisine is so sad.

>Bun
>Mayo
>Butterflied Hotdog (extra crispy)
>Ketchup
>Thin line of deli mustard

You use commas correctly, right?

>>7604526
Remove tortilla

>>7607164
>I'm 15: the post

>>7607164
>any food
>age appropriate

I don't care if this is bait, here's your (you)

I like them with mustard

I fucking love hotdogs, especially when they are drowned in ketchup.

>>7613214
I know you're the homo with the MLP action figures.

I doubt anyone will agree

>>7610781
In Canada they have sauerkraut but only yellow mustard.

>>7607164

people under the age of ten should be eating hot dogs even less

My favorite condiment combo is
>Chopped onions
>Light Mayo
>Relish

That is, of course, listing only the easy access condiments that require little preparation.

>>7607157
Thats a nice ketchup sandwich you have there

>>7613214
needs more ketchup

mmm

>>7613707
Someone shat on your fries! :(

I prefer a fine Burger King Grilled Dog.

Conecuh sausage (spicy kind if possible)
Caramelized diced onions
Horseradish mustard
Kraut

I also like to take Italian sausage (or any sausage with fennel) and make an Italian style hot dog poached in beef broth, kinda like an Italian beef sandwich but with sausage.

>>7613826
FLAME GRILLED HOT DOGS HEEEEEEEEEEAH

Who /coney/ here?

I like to add ketchup and a little chipotle hot sauce on mine.

I also work at a place that mainly sells hot dogs, AMA.

Made those yesterday for dinner.
>Thüringer Bratwurst
>Ketchup & mustard mix
>diced raw onion, pickles and jalapeños

Turned out well, although in retrospect I gotta say the sausages were a bit too big for this use

>>7613871
Coney dogs are disgusting.

Cheese or no cheese - what do you say?

>>7604526
you know what if it's a small nice tortilla and there were onions in it, it might be pretty good

yum i love hotdogs! i could just pour saurkraut ketchup and pickles all over this mess and jump right in.

>>7614920

are people really surprised that hotdogs are made this way?
is the concept of what is essentially pureed meat really that mind boggling?
when you look at a hot dog how could you imagine it being made any other way?
what animal do you imagine it being chopped off of looking like that?

>>7604385
Chicago style is literally the only acceptable style, all others are just blasphemous.

>>7614920
that sounds pretty good
just hold the sauerkraut
and the pickles

>>7613882
You're disgusting.

>>7614875
Melted cheddar is acceptable on a dog with chili, otherwise, cheese is unacceptable.

>>7614994
>cucumbers
delet this

>>7609742
No. This is a matter of settled law.

>>7607164
get at me dog

I love them. But I don't eat them, for obvious reasons.

>>7610398
get at me dog

>>7615077
>cucumbers
Just because a pickle is a cucumber does not mean a cucumber is a pickle

>>7610376
A brown mustard, preferably that stone ground stuff is a good start.

>>7610443
A good hot dog can be had at any time, but a great hot dog can only be eaten when you're happy.

Sonic has those 6inch coneys and american dogs for a Buck each today, gotta mention the deal though.

>>7613776
Omfg I need one

>>7614951
What's so evil about super ground up meat anyway that we have to be dsgusted by it? They always drag it out like "Look what you're eating, you should be ashamed and disgusted"

Its the same thing you're eating, just blended to hell before being stuffed into a sausage roll and then cooked.

>>7617272
There's literally nothing wrong with utilizing every part of the animal.

>>7614920
>all the people who saw videos of this and promised they'd never eat hot dogs again
literally what the fuck

Those hot dogs in LA that they sell outside bars and clubs at night.

God damn those fajita veggies

>>7610761
>Cali sucks when it comes to the hotdogs
I literally just posted about the danger dogs sold outside clubs.

Come on, man.

>>7613776
So am I supposed to eat the stems too? How are you supposed to eat the massive hot dog?