/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7602666
hail satanolis

>>7602666
NOzolis

>Monday: Your work is hosting a corporate dinner at Fazoli's; if you want to keep your job, you better attend.
>Tuesday: It's your anniversary. Your fiancee's favorite restaurant? Fazoli's. Skip this one and you can kiss that marriage good bye.
>Wednesday: Your childhood best friend has a layover at your local airport. You haven't seen him in more than 5 years and he insists on having dinner. The only restaurant past the gate? Fazoli's.
>Thursday: Your late uncle Chet has left you a sum of $20k. His only stipulation is a meal, in his honor, at his favorite restaurant: Fazoli's.
>Friday: A sudden thunder storm has knocked your whole city off the grid. You haven't had time to get groceries, and there is only one restaurant in town with a back-up generator. Fazoli's.
Can you survive FIVE NIGHTS AT FAZOLI'S??

>>7602701
This has been posted before, but it still makes me lol.
WA LA!!
In return, tits.

>>7602666
Only thing I remember from there were the bread sticks.

>>7602744
Holy moly FAZOLI! 44 bread sticks!!!!

WA LA!
Satanoli grant me some of them fanstico Fazoli's.

Worst carbonara I've ever had

>>7603043
bullshit, best thing on the menu.

>>7603043
It was so bad I had to write this yelp review

>>7603043
If it had peas it'd be an 11/10

>>7603060
>>7603065
If this the carbonara is the best thing that Fazoli's has to offer then I'm glad I didn't give them a second chance. Jesus christ what a shitty place

>>7603062
>making a napkin bib
>eating pizza with pasta instead of salad
>drinking soda
>writing yelp reviews
>being this much of a faggot

opinion discarded, Fazoli's is the shit, going to write a 5 star review to negate your pathetic review.

>>7603077
Literally nobody cares if you don't eat there again you stupid fuck

>>7603083
>not wanting to try a small amount of another main dish so you don't have to gamble should you decide to go back
>wanting the pathetic excuse that restaurants with to go food features call "salad"
cheaper/tastier to make your own salad
It's only cheaper to make your own pizza/chicken carbonara if you want to eat those things for the next few days

>>7603101
This is a Fazoli's thread right? I'm not supposed to share my opinion about Fazoli's here? Sorry you're so mad

>>7603121
You're the one angry enough to rant about how you're never eating there again faggot

>>7603116
I wrote up something very mean to say to you and deleted it because I felt bad. Anyone else ever do that on 4chan? I thought I was making a good point (and I was) and before I hit send I read it again and was like, holy shit. Thats fucking scathing and cold blooded.

So, I disagree with your choice to eat pizza alongside pasta instead of a salad, especially given that you had access to unlimited breadsticks. I also disagree with your opinion regarding Fazoli's but will not press the matter.

It's meh tier, more than edible, but for a couple bucks more you can go to Olive Garden and get much better

>>7603158
You sound like an absolute faggot

How about these Fazolis?

>>7602666
nice fazols, congrats

>>7603174
Oops, forgot pic

>>7603168
no u

>>7603184
Damnit anon, im trying to nofap.

>>7603190
why would anyone even try that? Whats wrong with jerking it? 2x a day here.

>>7603193
enlightenment my child

face these trials, and if you possess the will and strength of character all will be made clear to you

>>7603193
I am legit addicted to porn and fap like 8+x per day. It's a waste of time and drains all my energy. Also I don't like the idea of cucking myself

>>7603202
I actually dropped out of uni because I was failing my classes. I would just watch porn and fap instead of studying and writing my papers.

ITT: Fapzolis

>>7603202
>>7603209
Please tell me nobody is this pathetic

>>7603200
>enlightened Fazoli's

checked

>>7603222
WA to the fucking LA

>>7603222
HOLY HOLY HOLY

More Fazoli's fap material?

>>7603367
why not?

>>7603417
OK, one more Fapzoli's

>>7603455
Wa LA!!!!!

Check these lads

>>7604642
No breadsticks for you anon