/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7601548
Cubano or gtfo

>>7601548
Cubano

>>7601548
There just isn't

>>7601548
Grilled Pear & Brie 2 b q honest.

>>7601793
How many countries would I have to surrender to to get one?

>>7601559
i used to have one almost every day when i was working in madrid. gained some weight but boy was it worth it

>>7601548
>Is there a sandwich out there superior to the Monte Cristo?

The pinnacle of culinary sandwhiches:

Kraft Mac and Cheese Sandwhich

>>7601854
if you're young enough to still eat from the kids menu I guess that would be acceptable

I love Monte Cristo sandwiches. But, I only eat one maybe once or twice a year, because holy shit, they are so bad for you. So bad, but so good......

>>7601854
That's not kraft.

A lot of places here in the American food desert have deep fried mac and cheese cheeseburgers.

>>7601854
would need hot sauce/10

>>7601548
just needs a little bit of maple syrup to dip it in.

>>7601548

Yes.

Anything that isn't dipped in egg batter and fried.

>>7601926
what's wrong with dipping in egg batter, faget?

>>7601928

There's enough fat and flavor in the ham and cheese without the need to try and introduce more by battering and frying the entire sandwich, lardass.

Superior sandwich coming through.

Turkey club bitch nigga.

>>7601548
Yeah...alot are. The Reuben, Cubano, French Dip, Philly Cheese, Roast Beef and Rye, Peanut Butter and Banana.

The Monte Cristo is literally snowflake tier.

>>7601548
The pizza, you pleb.

>>7601548
blt has everything
the bread ingredient
the meat ingredient
the fat ingredient
the green ingredient
the fruit ingredient

Monte Cristo with mayo

Fucking godly

>>7602079
Looks like a shitty Bifana

>>7601559
>>7601554

Have you guys seen chef?

>>7601889
i've been to a lot of shit restaurant (applebees, cheesecake factory, etc) never seen that abomination on a menu

>>7602387
best part of being a member of a club desu

that philly style roast pork broccoli rabe sharp provolone type italian sandwich is pretty good

so's an honest to god muffaletta sandwich

also Katz's pastrami, or corned beef and tongue with Russian from 2nd avenue deli

also a fucking torta milanesa

>>7601548
ive had some pretty dope ass french dips in my day.

>>7601548
I had a monte cristo crepe, was pretty gud but not better than the original.

>>7601554
>>7601559
Jesus Christ cuban sandwiches are literally the most disgusting shit, leave the country.

>>7602723
While I would agree that it's not the best soundwich, it's still bretty gud. Maybe you should stop eating one from Montana and get one from a place that has a cuban community.

But then again I'm half cuban so I've had them a lot. But fuck fried plaintains

>>7602759
That's a picture of a burger not a sandwich

>>7602723
lol go back to europe asshole
Cuban and Reuben are the best and most American sandwiches around

>>7602759
>get one from a place that has a cuban community.
fuck that. You can get good Cuban sandwiches anywhere, they are very common, you don't have to go to some shithole quasi-border town like Miami

>>7602835
You can but I doubt their cuban bread is any good. Also there's a decent cuban community in SoCal

>>7602387

Only if there is avocado in there.

...
Its just a.hot ham and cheese danwich

>>7601548
Whenever I ordered one at the restaurant, a guy would show up to see how many I had.

We called him the Count of Monte Cristo.

>>7602670
My name a chef

>>7603162
That's a cute joke anon.

>>7601548
I have not eaten a Monte Cristo before, but I would say that the best sandwich I have eaten would be a Torta Cubana.

>>7601554
>>7601559
My niggas. I have a bakery nearby and order one a few times per week. I'm going to die eating so much unhealthy shit and drinking so much wine.

>>7602412
not a sandwich!!!

) : <

>>7602828
definition of a sandwich pls

Reuben is number one GOAT sammich, although a stellar Philly or Cuban can also be a number one in my book.

On the other hand, I'd say BLT is the king when it comes to everyday sandwiches. Simple and perfectly balanced, and it's literally impossible to fuck up. Add a little turkey or chicken, grab a bag of chips, and you've got yourself a meal.

>>7603491
White bread, sliced, no crust, traditionally cut in triangles the way lord Sandwich wanted them. A fucking bun is not a sandwich no matter what you put in it. Be less historically ignorant, americans.

>>7601845
>>7602079
two great sandwiches

but which is best

>>7601548
Probably a Fernand Mondego

>>7603518
t. from the land of curry and kebab

>>7603162
>>7603539

>>7601548
Why does there have to be a best sandwich?
Can't we just agree that all established sandwich types are great and that there are still many more to be discovered and we should spend all of our time and energy seeking them out, sharing them, and eating them?

>>7603570
From the land of lutfisk and surströmming actually. Doesn't mean you can't have very basic knowledge of the history- or definition of foods. Especially some of the worlds most famous.

>>7603532
Reminds me of this

>>7603484
If a Monte Cristo is a sandwich, a 'za is definitely a sandwich.

>>7601548

simple smoked salmon sandwich with spinach and cream cheese or mustard is the most delicious thing

it isn't even just a superior sandwich I'd say its a superior food in general
its the kind of food I could legitimately eat all day every day

>>7603578
>implying words don't evolve over time
Your stance is pretty fucking ridiculous

>>7601548
>>7601845
>>7602079
>>7602387
>>7604834

Bow down, you fucking extras. You are in the presence of royalty.

>>7605489

>vinegar based coleslaw
>royalty

>>7605489
So fucking overrated.

>>7605503
Not really.

>>7605489
that's cute

>>7604852
>implying the word sandwich has evolved outside the concept of the classical sandwich
While sometimes used alegorically in material science, in a food contect a sandwich is a sandwich. Relabeling hamburgers as a type of sandwich is a marketing ploy by fast food chains to healthwash a product label sullied by health concerns and low social status by conflating it with a traditional middle class snack usualy seen as less greasy and more healthy.
Try not to fall for it, americans.
>inb4 layer cakes are now cream sandwiches

>>7605533
So you are gonna say a pulled pork sandwich or cuban sandwich, or reuben, or any kind of sub is not a sandwich even though literally everyone uses the english language as such?
just because you have some stick up your ass about burgers, something no one even refers to as sandwiches?
> Relabeling hamburgers as a type of sandwich is a marketing ploy by fast food chains
Seriously, what are you even talking about? Who is doing this?

>>7605503
>putting everything on the crease of the bread and folding it

the sign of a restaurant that not only doesn't give a fuck, but one that really doesn't know what they're doing. would send back to the kitchen.

>>7605547
>everyone uses the english language my way
American delusions of grandeur detected. You didn't even invent the language. You just raped it through two hundred years of being uneducated bush people and trailer dwellers.

>>7602828
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger

>A hamburger (or cheeseburger when served with a slice of cheese) is a sandwich

>>7605638
>mfw uneducated bush people and trailer dwellers forced the "superior" english to give up their empire
>mfw uneducated bush people and trailer dwellers are the most powerful nation on earth

>>7605547
>burgers, something no one even refers to as sandwiches?
Do you even Freedom and Guns bro?

>>7604834
>tea sandwiches

can't beat cucumber when it comes to tea sandwiches. I could make a full meal of them.

Perfect sandwiches

monte cristo
BLT
cuban
reuban
philly cheesesteak
club
french dip
moons over my hammy (if that makes me a shill, I guess I'm a shill. It's the perfect breakfast sandwich)
thanksgiving leftovers sandwich

Arguing over which one is better than the other is a horrible argument to have. It's like arguing over which child you love more. There's nothing forcing you to pick one.

>>7605715
>mfw enlightened modern people gave up on colonialism
>mfw bush people and trailer dwellers still think that was a sign of their strength and not opponent civility
Please give the rest of the world a call when your teenage self-assertion phase is over so we can start taking you seriously.

>>7605735
I think I hit a nerve.

Stay mad, Britcuck

>>7605715

A bunch of puritans with muskets kicked the world's strongest military force's ass 69 ways to Sunday and have remained the world's strongest power since then. America is currently the only world superpower. Bongistan is a fucking joke considering they could not even keep the poo in loos or abos in line. It's a wonder they've managed to keep their own island this long without a rebellion.

>>7605749
>thinking brits aren't glad to have dumped that doomed continent well ahead of time
>imagining the massive cost of sorting out the clusterfuck that is the failed colony
Everyone knows the Canadians have superior quality of life, higher education and less crime. Why? Yeah, exactly...
Self governance worked out as well for the US subjects as it did central Africa.

Eat another burger "sandwich" to demonstrate your class and sophistication.

>>7605777
>Implying we didn't have a ton of help from European powers during the Revolution.
>Implying America was a major world power before the end of the Spanish-American War.
Okay.

>>7602448
What kind of overpriced hipster place does this?

>>7601548
>just fills you up

>>7601799
How many do you own?

>>7602759
Bruh. I live in Montana and it is so hard to find a good cubano. Lots of good burgers, tho

>>7603574
You, I like.

>>7605638
I think you're confusing the US and Australia. But please, by all means, continue to be an ignorant xenophobe.

Sorry guys, you're all wrong.

Hope you can take the disappointment that your weak little sandwiches will never live up to the greatest sandwich of all.

>>7601845
this right here

Best sandwich?

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>>7608872
I ate this once.

I didn't shit for 2 days.

>>7601793
definitely the most respectable ITT

>>7605503
Probably my personal fav

sorry not sorry

The Elvis
>Peanut Butter
>Banana
>Honey
>Grilled [optional]

Italian sub mmm

>>7601548
The Rue Royale

[Egg-fried Reuben]

>>7608872
Does not even look appetizing

>>7601793
>grilled

ruben or weck

>Roll
>Rare Roast Beef
>2 slices american cheese
>1 slice swiss cheese
>Mayonnaise
>Sriracha
>Shredded Lettuce

There is no better cold sandwich. Hot Pastrami on rye is the best hot sandwich.

Nah it's banh mi

Looking at all these sandwiches there is only one taste palette and thats fat and salty and heavy tasting

Banh mi combines that with the sweetness and saltiness of carrots, crispness of cucumbers and freshness of cilantro

Its just a perfect combination of texture (the chewy crispness of the bread, with the butteryness of pate/ham and crispness of vegetables) and flavors which all these sandwiches lack

>>7611379
banh mi is great except it cuts up the inside of your mouth

>>7611379
>sweetness and saltiness of carrots, crispness of cucumbers

You mean the rotten pickled taste that masks the natural, superior taste of those vegetables.

Vietnam is horrible.

>>7611388
the sourness of the pickling offsets the fattiness of the sandwich

thats why you put pickle shit into sandwiches

pickled carrots are great pleb

>>7611391
Or you be not a fat shit and eat sandwiches comprised of fresh vegetables, with lean meat. There is no excuse for ruining vegetables with disgusting vinegar just to make up for loading up bread with meat or cheese.

>>7611394
>There is no excuse for dressing vegetables
>there is no excuse for doing any kind of cooking of prep for vegetables on /ck/

Just kill yourself, this isn't a dieting thread

>>7611394

If you think vinegar is disgusting then why are you on a food board? Shouldn't you be asking mommie to microwave you another kid cusine TV dinner?

>>7611394
>Eating sandwiches instead of salads

why mask the flavors of those delicious veggies with that gross bread?

>>7602668
It's not even close because french dip is beef and cheese and au jus made from beef stock and I dunno what bifana is other than pork and paprika but holy hell I want to find out. That thing looks amazing.

>>7605730
>thanksgiving leftovers sanvich
ma nigga

shredded beef pot roast, bacon, melted swiss and colby jack, green peppers, lettuce, and mushrooms on a kaiser roll

or

the grilled cheese

>>7601548
>Cubano
>Croque MOnsieur

>>7601548

You can't really fuck with a BLT.

>>7612065
WASPiest sandwich ever. Rather tasty, but not a superior sandwich.

>>7611991
>Croque MOnsieur
hnnnnnnnnnnng

>>7605730
>thanksgiving leftovers sanvich
hngngnghgnhhhgg

Pastrami on swiss.

>>7602448
>more starch on a sandwich

>>7602668
Looks like a shitty french dip.

>>7601548
I really love deli sandwiches

>>7601548
It's called a beef-and-a-half.

>>7601845
I really want to love a reuben but every time I get one I can't take one bite without the rest of the meat trying to come along as well.

>>7603131

No kill yourself.

>>7605489

At that point I'd just rather have a burger.

>>7601548
Absolutely not. 10/10 sandwich

>>7601896
Not me, I have one probably once a month and I dip it in Mayo.

>>7602543
Seconded

Best sandwich I've ever had was the spicy italian from White House Sub Shop in Atlantic City. Pic is from their website because when I had it, it was before the days of ubiquitous smartphones but I remember to this day how goddamned delicious it was.

>>7607922
Seems like a trap to find my holdings

Let's say I have control of enough territory to get the pear and brie
How many would you require to make the sandwich

there's nothing like a fresh crab meat sandwich

yall niggas need to get into open faced sandwiches
by far the best looking ones and with half the carbs

>>7614721
>carbs are bad

>>7614721
>let's take the convenience of being able to hold the food in place
>and take off the top piece of bread that makes the food stable
>so it all falls off onto a plate
>and you have to use a fork to pick up the fucking thing
why even make it a sandwich? Finger food shouldn't make your hands wet or greasy. Bread is perfect for that and open faced sandwiches fucked it up

>>7614721
woman detected