/ck/ - Food & Cooking

hello im alton brown, ask me about my grilled cheese

>>7594473
>ask me about my grilled cheese
is it actually fried?

>>7594458
I'm food bad boy Tony Buordain. There's no where I wont go and nothing I wont eat, as long as I'm paid in emeralds and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne.

>>7594458
Well I'm full of self loathing and I use sarcasm as a catharsis, so I'd say I'm already half way there.

>>7594473
Is Alton Brown dying of cancer, or is that actually the actor that plays Niles Crane on Fraiser?

*receives blood donation from anyone*

>>7594458
>Exaggerate
>Make shit up completely
>One real story
>One huge lie to finish up

I'm AB's cooler brother, BA

>>7594481
Kek
>>7594487
That looks like niles

>>7594509

holy shit i've never seen that image

of course belf hunters are sperg lords haha

>>7594458
Go to bed you fucking autsperg.

[stupid oversimplification of a political conflict presented solely by one side of the argument]

>>7596052
It's sad that our media has devolved to this. Liberals man baka

>>7594481
bet you think you're clever

>he uses a unitasker

>>7594473
You mean tossed salad and scrambled eggs?

[deep internal conflict between publicizing wonderful small restaurant that deserves the business and keep it secret so the foodie hipster scum that watches my show doesn't ruin this place]

>>7594473

you mean griddled cheese grilled sandwich

>ITT we pretend we're AB

>>7597004
well I do own some of the same guns he does. I also ride a motorcycle, like he does. I'm also from and live in georgia, like he does.

>>7594507
AB's cooler brother is actually King Ja/ck/

>>7596936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JppPNPwFz_U

> socioeconomic
> diversity
> multicultural
> no human is illegal (except unborn humans)
> every other retarded things leftists say

hey i did a lot of coke, i used to work in a kitchen, did i mention i did a lot of coke, oh cool my own show, i did a lot of coke

>>7597007
>tfw I find out Alton lives 15 minutes from me

I love Bourdain! He's like tattoos and piercings. If someone is into them, you know immediately to ignore them and exclude them from your life. Thanks Anthony!

>>7597616
>did

>>7597615
You need to get your head checked.

>>7597293
Please kill yourself

>>7597615
>he thinks people other than him are subhuman.

>>7595805
It's a few weeks old. After Nost shut down but yeah

>>7597616
He used to do a lot of heroin too, which is understandable. Working in a kitchen turned me into a heroin addict too.

>>7597871
>>7597879
Spotted the triggered leftcucks.

I find myself lost, yet entranced in this ancient land of contradiction...the manic noise, the collective screaming of a proud people, supressed by centuries of cruel capitalism. And as I watch the sinking desert sun, surrounded by new friends and local herbal remedies, I'm forced to realize the inevitable truth about this place...that when it comes down to it, we really aren't all that different after all.

I ate some unidentifiable meat dish at a street cart located in an impoverished asian country, prepared by a man with poop on his hands. I feel some food poisoning coming on, so I guess Ill drink several beers and take a long train ride.

NO RESERVATIONS

>>7597918
well meme'd my friend

>>7597902
>which is understandable
How so?

>>7597933
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN GET WHERE YOU LIVE

YES THIS RANDOM GUY MAKES BETTER FOOD THAN THIS TOP CHEF IN THIS BIG CITY

>>7594481
Kill yourself barneyfag

>>7597922
Wow, absolutely nailed it. I read it in his voice, it sounds like every closing statement to No Res.

>>7597922

>>7597875
>le sooeyside mene

>>7597615
I thought AB was a conservative christian

>>7594487
the picture is of David Hyde Peirce.

>>7599405
he was but I heard he's like agnostic now or something

"This is good"

>>7597004
It's so badass that AB packs heat. I can't wait for him to shoot someone

>>7597887
>RIS
>She has nudes

>Who else do I contact when I'm scrounging around for sustenance in my kitchen cabinets? Well, that would be /ck/. Not to keen on culinary skill or grace - - this guy is who you call when you've got a dusty package of instant ramen found under the dishwasher, and maybe an egg and package of chinese take-out mustard roused from their deep slumber in the forsaken depths of the refrigerator.

>AB: "so what's been in the works lately since I last step foot in this haven of nostalgic 90'sfruit gummies and anti-depressants?"

>/ck/: "well lately I've been tinkering with a traditional spaghetti carbonara, only now the entire dish is a bowl of lukewarm cream and some frozen peas."

>the dish, lacking any rhyme or reason, seething with disdain against humanity and culture...is divine.

what did he mean by this?

>This deep-fried chicken is delicious

>>7594458
i'm a hipster that hates hipsters but it's okay because i'm old

for real though, i fucking love this guy.

>>7600783
read it in his voice

>>7598285
Dem poppy seed dressings, man...

>>7594458
I have both A and B antigens in my red blood cells and no antibodies in my plasma

>>7600810
Those are for customers only!

>>7594458
I fuck Nigella on the side

>>7600964
no i don't

do i?

>>7596080
It hurts me that I'm really not sure if that's a joke or not.

>>7598552
>triggered

>>7594458
AB=anthony burch?

>>7600783
>the fish, lacking any thyme or season, seething with disdain against humanity and culture...is divine.

>>7600783
Fuckin kek

>>7594458
[inhales own farts deeply]
...divine