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I just ate some camembert which has been in my fridge since december. it was wrapped in clingfilm and looked/smelled ok.

what is the worst that could happen?

>> No.7597723

>>7597712
>Baiting french jokes thread
>1789 + 227

>> No.7597724

you could survive it

>> No.7597725

>>7597712
Worst case senario a meteor may hit the earth.
Bar that fuck all pal,these threads are becoming unfunny shit

>> No.7597767

>>7597712
real cheese goes bad?

>> No.7597858

I know a guy who just did what OP did. He was some famous musician or something, really tiny and weird, smelled funny. He died like yesterday from it. It took a week or so to kill him.

Goodnight sweet OP

>> No.7597998

>>7597858
Prince?

>> No.7598002

>>7597998
oh god I have a joke to use for friday

>> No.7598049

>>7597712
I have a half full carton of milk that`s been in my fridge for about two years. Don`t think I`m going to try drinking it though

>> No.7598123

when did you open the cheese for the first time? And does it was sticky? (i'm a french anon)

>> No.7598139
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7598139

>>7597712
It's ok. My mom is french and she always found a way to reuse old cheese. Real cheese is good for a long time. It will just be dry and untasty but not harmful. Before you eat it Camembert has spent months in a dusty cave somewhere gathering precious mold.

If it was really bad, I'm pretty sure modern medecine can handle it.

My french grand mother who went through the war can eat anything and will never waste an ounce of food. Rotening steak, even if trimmed is just disgusting desu.

>> No.7598303

>>7598139
ahah nice josé bové ^^

>> No.7598352

>>7597712
It'll taste like bland shit because fucking freezing it kill the bacteria that makes the cheese what it is, and makes its flavor.

>> No.7598361

>>7597724
Kek

>> No.7599221

>>7598352
>the bacteria that makes the cheese what it is, and makes its flavor.
>damn near eating cancer
Why are we such disgusting little critters?

>> No.7599328

>>7598352
well desu, the bacteria has already released the proteins that make up the flavour we taste. Whether or not the bacteria is still alive, we'll taste it.


>>7599221
well youre a piece of shit. Humans are just really large organisms that have other smaller organisms living all over us and in us. The world is dirty.
embrace it

>> No.7599366

>>7599221
>>7599328
jk friendo :)

>> No.7599647

>>7597712
A meteor could strike your house.

>> No.7599657

>>7597712
Sterilization

>> No.7599796

>>7597712
you could die op the mold in that cheese becomes quite toxic over time you need to go to the hospital

>> No.7599812

>fat people stories

>> No.7599839

>>7597724
That's how it's done ladies

>> No.7599850

your kwami might get angry

>> No.7600132

>>7598123

I opened it around christmas. everything seems fine today. my stools were firm and I feel good.

thanks

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>>7597724