/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7585018
> Cheap booze
Ew. Just wait until it's on offer.

>>7585018
Damn, anon. that place has all five of the classic US bumwines! Where exactly was this from?

Years ago some friends and I did a "bumwine challenge" in which we drank all of those. It took us considerable effort to find them all. We had to visit three different liquor stores, all in the ghetto.

>>7585018
muhfuckin bumwine

>>7585053
it was on some army base, trust me when I say soldiers have the greatest thirst and least money to slake it

Poland Spring vodka at all times.

put a few ounces of lime juice in it and it'a fucking delicious. $10.99/handle

>>7585165
its only advantage is its cost

at least its not pic related, literally like drinking vanilla extract

>Mad Dog 20/20

I remember when I was 15. Good times.

Bumwine thread? Bumwine thread.

http://www.bumwine.com/

>>7585018
used to drink these all the time when I wasn't home drinking

Cisco red flavored was my drink of choice back in highschool, one of the big bottles would do you in pretty good.

>>7585234
>Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too.

>>7585240
yes, this is why I never drank more than one big bottle at a time. Anyone I knew who drank more than one always ended up doing something stupid.

There was something special about the red flavor, they got rid of it after a while and strawberry became my go to.

Have you read the cisco experiment? I think it's on that bum wine site.

>>7585264
It's supposed to be here http://www.hompco.com/science/the-cisco-experiment-part-1/ but it's just a 500 error. Fuck.

>>7585018
I had a bottle of red grape md a while ago and it was actually pretty good,one bottle didn't really get me all that drunk but it was a nice energetic, speedy type of buzz. Not worth $4.59 since I can get grocery store wine for $2.50 a bottle.

>>7585182
BRUH. THEY HAVE THIS FOR 7.99 AN L AT MY LOCAL STORE. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

>>7585018
Am I the only one that thinks the Wild Irish Rose sounds pretty damn tasty?

I didn't think there was a cider worse than Strongbow and White Lightning but then I discovered.......

>>7585668
>the sell booze in 2 liter soda bottles
Where are you from? I've never seen that before, but it's kind of awesome

who /beer ball/ here?

used to cut a whole in them when finished and wear it like a space helmet

>>7585694
What are those?

>>7585705
literally a plastic ball filled with 30 something beers, I don't think I've seen any other kind than bud light or natty.

>>7585650
yes because everyone else knows it's shit for really desperate alcoholics

>>7585694
>>7585711
What nigger hell do they sell these in?

>>7585018
The only one of those I've been able to find in my area is MD 20/20 and that's pretty rare. Even the nearest ghetto liquor stores don't carry the other stuff. The did have some odd looking Latin American liquors though. Guess I'll have to settle for bottom shelf vodka if I want to drink myself to death.

>>7585726

They don't sell them anymore.

>>7585726
I used to see them in high school, we called them party balls but I don't think that's what they were actually called. I think they had like 40 or 50 beers? This was in florida about 15 years ago.

>>7585726
Back in the day I'd buy em from the haji mart that would sell to minors. This was in florida, haven't seen beer balls in stores for a long time.

>>7585758
>>7585769
what up my florida nigga

>>7585681
Cider in big pop bottles is a staple in the UK
They do 3 litre ones too

>>7585773
nm senpai. what part of florida are you in? i peaced out about 10 years ago, moved to san francisco and now live in chicago.

>>7585801
From swfl but live in orlando now

>>7585817
>From swfl
Where in swfl? You might have beaten me up in middle school. I'm not the same guy you were talking to though

>>7585817
ah cool. i'm from jax originally. don't go back there much at all, but there are parts of florida i still like a lot.

>>7585824
cape coral, never beat anyone up though.
>>7585835
I have a friend there, been wanting to go visit. Orlando is great outside of the theme parks, so much good asian food.

>all these floridians in a bum wine thread

Why the fuck do you people drink this garbage? You can get a $10 handle of super cheap vodka! More liquor per $

Who /collegetown/ here?

Holy fuck all I have left is my girlfriend's vanilla flavored vodka. This is probably the most disgusting shit I have ever tasted.

>>7585977
mix it with orange soda my nigga

>>7585193
Wish they updated the site since 2002

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lw2oe5Dtw28

>>7585778
Yah Russia has 3L beer bottles

>>7585984
I have orange juice. Will that work? Had it mixed with cranberry before.

Best cheap vodka by far

>>7586025
freeze the oj first and add the vodka and blend

>>7586025
orange juice is better for this imo. OJ+Vanilla Vodka+Whipped Cream with some ice in a cocktail shaker. This was introduced to me as a "creamsicle".

The 7-11 across the street from me sells 4 packs of the 16oz cans for $2.94 with tax (sad I have this number memorized). I miss the days when 4 of these god me fucked up, now I need at least 6

Testing. Is baka desu senpai wordfiltered sitewide?

>>7586047
>This was introduced to me as a "creamsicle".

That's how I know it as too.

>>7586052
My 7-11 would sell the 3-pack for 5.97. And a single tall can for 2.16.

>>7586199
It's probably so cheap because I'm in Wisconsin and steel reserve is made by Miller

>>7586225
Could be. Plus Southern Cali is expensive as hell now.

>>7585959
I could actually make natty ice my daily beer if i were older and a worse alcoholic.

>>7586052
I like those. I like those warm and in a glass.

>>7585044

this is not how alcoholism works.

>>7585778

Fun story! when I was 14 I got drunk for the first time on a 3ltr white lightning, ended up unconscious and in hospital.

>>7585100
Former Navyfag here. This is 100% correct.

>>7585778
Do you and the mates pop over to the local market after your cheeky Nando's and get a bottle each?

>>7585018
My man! black velvet is best velvet

Honestly, pic related from trader joes is good for its $10, and it discourages others from wanting to drink it

>paying for water and flavoring

It's a shame you can't get the 99% anymore. You can hardly taste it when you mix it with some powdered juice crystals. Definitely the best bang for your buck.

>>7585844
Hey, I'm from Orlando, too! Definitely do have some great Asian food here. Fucking bomb Chinatown on colonial and pine hills.

>>7586468
>a fifth of everclear
>a 2 liter of mountain dew
>packet of lemonade mix
>packet of cherry kool-aid mix
>combine in a gallon milk jug
>add water to the top
>shake well to combine
AND AWAY WE GO

>>7586468
I can, because my state doesn't suck. That being said, it's murders your throat and vocal chords. 100-120 proof seems to be the best as far as abv and not causing esophageal damage.

>>7586468
I bought some everclear as an adventurous college sophomore. Never again man...

>>7585053
Are you the guy that made those YouTube videos about it?

>>7585650
I've had it. Truly vile stuff

>>7586257
The stater bros near me has em for 1.50

>>7586052
Special Olympics in a can. It's what I'm drinking right now. 6 pack is 4.97 here.

>>7586052

The WaWa near my school sells 6 packs of those 16oz cans for $3.50. It's pretty socially irresponsible of them to offer such horribly cheap and effective liquor across the street from a freshman dorm. Many a poor kid's dorm party was supplied with the Steel.

Where the E40 @ tho.

>>7585018
>be me
>be 18
>7am
>waiting for the bus to take across the river so i could bike to work
>sitting on the bench with a stripper and a drunk
>drunk has a nearly empty bottle of wild rose
Honestly I hadn't really drunk before then and that really opened my eyes. I never really realized what an alcoholic looked like and it made me realize that the sous chef I was working with was a horrible alcoholic.

>>7586862
It's never that black and white kid. That guy on the bus has more problems than just alcohol.

I got so trashed on Barton's vodka and black velvet last year at my neighbors birthday party I fell asleep on the stairs outside our apartment building. Never again

Now the cheapest I'll drink is a ten dollar pint of southern comfort in the plastic bottle

stick it in the freezer for an hour and sip it with a straw

>>7585018

Don't know how cheap we're goin, but I'll have a bottle of beam for 10 bucks.

>>7586025
vanilla isn't bad with OJ, reminds me of a creamsicle.

boones farm was my introduction into alcohol

I don't know if this is regional but this stuff is halfway decent

>>7586846
Good to know my E40 is a meme.

>>7587098
>>7587230
wheres the tickle pink?

>>7587258
I didn't know they had this many flavors

>>7587265
>realize that picture doesn't have tickle pink
>can't find an image of anything besides strawberry hill

>>7585018
I like shotguning one of these if i have to buy cheap shit

>>7586507
Agreed, idk why people say you can't taste it when it's mixed, no matter how much I diluted it I couldn't choke it down

>>7586468
My problem with that shit is I have no idea how to pace it. If I mix vodka and soda, I know how much one mixer will increase my drunkness. With that stuff however, I go from zero to completely fucked in an instant

ayy lmao

>>7587585

I'm not sure I understand the problem. It's a little more than twice as strong as most vodka is. So mix your drinks using half the amount you normally would if it were vodka.

>>7587585
a splash is all you need trust me

Rubinoff Vodka + Heffenreffer Private Stock Malt Liquor + Sunny D

>>7585018
drinking Black Velvet tonight, thinking of getting JP Wiser Rye tomorrow and maybe some sake

>>7586383
Me and me mates only drink milk plus.

>>7586528
I miss bruz40
It's sad he took down all his videos and there is no known archive

Stolen lemon extract. I believe I have hit rock bottom.

Pounding some of these tonight, 5.9% ABV ain't too bad for how cheap they are

>>7589440
have you ever sucked a dick outside a gay bar to get three shots of whiskey?

Classy shit coming through http://youtu.be/iS45gE5Mlf8

>all this cheap liquor

Truly, being Canadian is the worst of sufferings. Fellow Canadrunks, what's the most cost effective way to get your swerve on?

>>7589508
depending on where you live drive to the US and load up there, if near new hampshire you got a good thing going

>tfw when you wake up in a different state after two bottles of Cisco. Not fun

>>7587230
When I worked grocery in highschool I used to go to the back and slam those.

You haven't lived till you've drank the entire big jug of Carlo Rossi in one night.

>>7585951
Vodka is for alcoholics.

The liquor store was closed last night so I bought and drank 15 of these and got wasted but now everything tastes like vanilla since then.
Am I scum?

>>7589944
Does it count if you split it with a friend?

>>7590044

Maybe if it's your first time. Next time upgrade to the full experience.

>>7590046
I don't think I could anymore. Back in highschool/college I would drink a fifth every weekend but lately I haven't been able to work up the enthusiasm. Probably would get drunk off a couple beers.

>>7590105

>a fifth every weekend

I drink a handle of vodka every weekend.

>>7590255
Ok

>>7590043
Did you actually pay for 15 of them? Because they're a few bucks each

In Italy there are three ways to get drunk cheaply

1) Buy fucking disgusting wine in a box. Less than one euro per liter. Undrinkable, but I might it with shwepps and it becomes quite nice

2) Silly Eurobeers from Denmark or Germoney, wiht 8-10% alc. Usually they cost less than 1 euro per 500ml can

3) Vodka/Gin/Tequila/Whatever from Lidl. 750ml for 5 euro or so.

don't know if this counts, but in my a country a six pack costs like $2.5 and it doesn't taste that bad.