/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I know I shouldn't like it as much as I do, but I'm always craving taco bell

My favorite to enjoy is a burger, rare, with a sunny side up egg broken on top of it, with arugula. But I can't gorge on that because it's just satisfying and I'm done after one meal.

My brain is fucked on this candy tho, I need to not keep any in the house or I will eat every last one without fail. Actually kind of sucks cause I have a bag or two every few months but never stop thinking about it.

>>7577615
Why does it need to be broken? Won't it break when you either squish the bun on top or bite into it? Or do you want to make sure that the yolk is already all over the arugula and burger?

>>7577624
The top of the bun would absorb much of the yolk in that scenario, I eat it without the bun though and it's just better out of the pan to break it so the yolk runs down the burger immediately.

I've heard some chefs get autistic about that but I don't know why.

>>7577615

krowka is the fucking shit man. in germany theyre called "creamy moo moo", shit's fucked up.

>>7577727
>creamy moo moo
I think that's just a british pronunciation of milk

>>7577727
In Polish it just means "little cow"

>>7577529
I love pizza, pizza is like my family.

French toast.

>>7577529
Tex mex and Queso

Milkshake in general.

Maple syrup in general is just plain crack for me

Those Canadians and hicks in Vermont are onto someting

>>7577529
Beer. Hands down, it's motherfuckin' beer.

hummus, i could eat pots of that stuff with warm pitta bread for weeks and be happy

also milkshakes, i regularly drink a large shake and then get sad and all i can think about is getting another one until I realise I don't want to be a fatass

brownies. has to be brownies.
anytime they're in the house I eat them all, I just can't help myself when I know there's delicious chocolatey gooey bricks of fantastic near me. a warm brownie and a glass of milk is just heaven.

>>7577529

avocado and expensive cuts of beef.

Indian curry

Every day.

Ohh boy......

>>7578078
every day?
How much do you earn yearly?

Spaghetti carbonara.
I can eat so much of that shit.

>>7578094
$85k, why? 5 times a week, every work day basically to be more precise with ''every day''.

>>7578028
POO

IN

LOO

>>7578146

>still using le poo poo meme

>>7578163
t. vindaloo massaman tikka masala

>>7578168

>trying this hard to fit in

>>7578163
sorry, but India as a country hasn´t stopped being over

>>7577615
Yeah man krowka is the shit, im from czech rep and when i occasionally get this, its gone in an instant

>>7578258

>thinking you're on /int/ when you're on /ck/

>>7577529

>>7578456
Are those dogs?

>>7578459
lamb

>>7578465
Oh yeah, I see it now. The teeth are wrong for dogs.

>>7578465
I've eaten lamb before, I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a face

>>7577957
Thats not fucking oreo

>>7578479
What is it?

>>7578487
Dunno, cheap copy

>>7578524
Oh, I didn't even notice the missing logo. How do you know they're cheap?

This PB brand. Weak in the knees before these beauties

>>7578541
the first time I tried the white chocolate version I ended up just eating the entire jar with a spoon. it tastes so good on its own, which is pretty dangerous for me

Dairy.

Milk, Ice Cream, Milkshakes and yoghurt I love them all. It's probably why I was so fat.

>>7578539
they would have a/the logo

>>7578548
That's the thing about them. Haven't tried Dark Chocolate yet though I have two jars on it for the next opening. White chocolate is amazing though more favor Cinnamon raisin swirl and maple syrup

pulled pork. if its on the menu, i'm fucking ordering it.

>>7578258
Am I supposed to have a magnifying glass on hand to read 4chan now? Nice picture you literal homosexual assmaster

>>7578592
open up in a new window and you can zoom at will, you fucking irrumabo

This.

>White rice cooked to fluffy perfection
>liverworst chopped into small squares and mixed in to add a salty flavour without using other seasonings
>Thin slices of ripe avocado

>>7578605
Aaand forgot pic like a dumbass

>>7578592
If you bothered to open the image in a new tab/window, you'd notice it was exactly the same size as any 4chan screenshot.

>>7578592
read this>>7578604
>>7578613

also>>7578604
>irrumabo?

>>7578616
There is no need to make a post to direct someone's attention to other posts.

>>7578604
>he wants me to work to read an image

Are you going to pay me for this labor?

Shitty chicken and horseradish

Ruby Tuesday's mac and cheese. Thankfully I am cheap.

>>7578524
>>7578567
Oreos themselves are knockoffs, anon.

>>7578627
I payed your mom a nickle not a while ago, ask for a part

>>7578028
>ftw you visit your idiot brother just to eat his indian wife's cooking
I feel you bro.

>>7578604
>irrumabo
My Latin is hella rusty, but isn't that
>he who will do the face-fucking
or am I fucking up my conjunctions again.

>>7578690
When you put into google, it says it means fuck.
Wouldnt that be you fucking fuck?

>>7577529
im a type 1 diabetic, and i cant resist a toasted pb and j and a fucking FAT glass of milk

Carne Asada Fries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

every time.

>>7577529
I had some baller blueberry pancakes yesterday at the hotel I'm staying in. They have a fucking terrific breakfast - eggs how ever you like (and they cook them perfectly ), thick cut peppered bacon, chicken -apple sausage links, pan fried potatoes, grilled vegetables, blini with caviar (they only had that one day) pancakes, french toast, a wide variety of fresh fruit, all sorts of pastries, fresh orange juice, milk, teas, coffees, espresso....
Basically, a good breakfast buffet is my kryptonite.

>>7577529
hmmm, I do love pancakes though

>>7578163
It'll stop being a meme when they learn to poo in loo.

>>7577957
I too like milkshakes. Thank you for reminding me.

Sierra Trail Mix Clif Bars

>>7577529
Any shrimp based dish. Shrimp scampi, dimsum, on toast, battered and fried, etc.

>>7580475
>shrimp scampi
scampi IS shrimp you mong

>>7580482
It's also refers to a type of cooking m8.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scampi
>Scampi includes various culinary preparations of certain crustaceans, commonly Nephrops norvegicus (the Norway lobster, also known as "Langoustine" or "Dublin Bay Prawns" and sometimes itself called "scampi"[1])

>>7580496
>Norway
nobody cares about your rotten fish dishes you shits, if it ain't mediterranean it's shit

>>7580515
Is this what inferiority complex sounds like?

>ctrl+f
>no results found for: "pistachio"
feels sad, these fuckers are really addictive

The food of my Teesside people. Northern England dish, specifically the north east.

Cheese, upon Béchamel sauce, upon breaded chicken.

There is truly nothing more pure in this Earth than baked mac and cheese. 3 parts sharp cheddar to 1 part parmesan.

I could easily consume 2 pounds of macaroni in one sitting.

>>7581930
Wow that looks good

Salt and Pepper Soft Shell Crab.

Could eat it until my stomach burst.

Brazilian porcupine, for sure

>>7581989
Are those Thai chili peppers?

McChickens is the only correct answer

Mine would be fresh baked ciabatta lunga with artichoke and asiago dip.

I could eat two loafs with the dip and wonder what I'm doing with my life easily.

I like lots of things, but nothing can get my juices flowing like spaghetti. My bro is cooking spaghetti now and I'm so nervous...

6 to 8 ounce burger seasoned with salt and pepper, placed on lightly toasted sesame bun and accompanied by lettuce, tomato and red onions. No sauce, burger should be the one that's bringing the flavor.

I haven't bought one in 5 years because I always eat the entire thing in 1 sitting and I can't bring myself to throw half of it away

my bolognese
it's not that good, not authentic and overall mediocre
but fuck, I could live on nothing but that, I make huge batches each time and eat it for days with tons of parmesan

Brown sugar and cinnamon coffee cake, or rum cake. Either one, I fucking love them, especially when the coffee cake has a buttload of sugar and cinnamon.

Chocolate souffle and vanilla ice cream.

>>7582488
Nervous about what? That you'll get a spaghetti boner in front of him?

Deviled eggs

Fried grouper

Fried plantains

Fajita fries

Gin and tonics

I fucking love kapsalon
>tfw no places to get kapsalon in hongcouver

>>7579824
That's so fucking lame you faggot all the food in the world and you pick a clif bar, are a total retard. They need to put long acting poison in those for you ass faggot, cuck

>>7581755
>>7581755
Godddamnit im gonna overeat this thread makes me a fattass was on diet there no hope, nigga

>>7577529

French cheeses

>>7581755
Sing me the song of your people, you chicken parm loving bastard.

My ultimate weakness is chips and dip. It doesn't really matter what kind of chip or dip as long as they go together. Tortilla chips, potato chips, pita chips, british chips (fries)... doesn't matter. Salsa, queso dip, sour cream and onion, cream cheese dip, even crab dip (and I'm allergic to shellfish). That salty+savory+creamy combo... mmm...

>>7581712
what is this

Bagel with cream cheese. Simple and delicious.

These.
Even grocery store brands.
Any brand.
Bought a bag on a craving.
Damn, they went so fast.

I cannot resist its allure

>>7578548
same here my nigga

>>7585159
Bruh, that's a rock.

>>7585159
that is not food

>>7585159
Hows that taste? I bet it rocks.

>>7585159
Isn't that an agate?

>>7585195
THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE!

>>7585195
>>7585197
>>7585200
>>7585204
it's meatcake, you clods
My mum makes it in the springtime.

Not my all around favorite foods but once I start eating these fuckers it's really hard to stop.

Same goes for salted roasted almonds.

>>7585211
It's a banded agate.

>>7585195

>>7585225
meatcake?

>>7585225
Actually I was wrong, it's a detroit agate. Made of paint from old car factories that got buried for a few decades.

>>7585237
sweet google, bro. i'm glad you finally got it right, stupid

Anything sweet.

I've got a real fucking problem with eating too many sweets and I'm trying to cut down, I've ate whole jars of nutella and shit before.

>>7577529
goat cheese polenta

had it once, it got me into food, now i order it every time i see it on any menu. i have never been turned off by it. i literally get hard when i go back to the same restaurant for it.

I could eat some home-cooked Spaghetti Ragu just about everyday.

It looks good af, but what's the powder they use?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx5x1yU_Zfw

>>7585665
MSG

Potatoes in any form but especially mashed and fried.

Cookies and chocolate candies.

Beef stew. I put a cheesy biscuit in the bowl and pour the stew on top.

>>7585597
Looks ok, I prefer it made with plenty of veg finely diced into the base and some fennel seed, with good parmesan to serve.

>>7578690
Pretty much. Catullus uses it in C16, it means I will face-fuck you, contrasted with ''pedicabo,' I will sodomize you. I think anon should have used 'cinaede' (bottom-man) or 'pathice' (cocksucking)

>>7578163
>found the asspained indian

>>7581327
Yup.

Endlessly

>>7578655
Maybe at one point, but Hydrox dropped the fucking ball and got cucked

y-yes....

>>7587924
shame its just wings. not a lot of MEAT

>>7587986
That thing makes you full.

>>7577957
Why are there 2 straws?

Kebabtallrik

>>7578592
ants frequent this board. The world doesn't revolve around humans like you.

>>7582495
Sugar flour and butter. I don't get the appeal.

>>7588293
so you can share one with your bro

>>7588342
>mfw no fucking grillkrydda

>>7588409
Just took a random pic off the internet. I personally skip the lök and tomat and take the kebabsås bredvid.
Svengelska.

>>7578541
I buy the honey one to make sandwiches with and I end up eating the whole thing by the next day. I have to use shitty jif/peterpan for utilitarian purposes so I'm not tempted to eat it straight. Is the maple any good?

Fish and Chips

It's too bad my stomach is so fucked that it makes me sick for 3 days, but fuck is it good.

If not that, then anything salty like chips and a tall glass of chocolate flavored soy beverage.

This

onion and chive cottage cheese

I'll never put the spoon down

>>7583432
haha

>>7588598
Having an ice maker in your refrigerator isn't poverty tier. If that was real it would have ice cubes from a plastic tray.

>>7588293
Pretty normal, especially if the milkshake is a little ''thick'' at serving.

>>7577957
Hydrox scum.

Skippys Peanut Butter. HOWEVER, bought some costco own brand stuff (Kirkland?) & it tastes like wallpaper paste. Fucking two kilos of it

>>7577588
I love Taco Bell. It was hard having to stay away while I lost weight.

>>7578605
when's the baby due?

I get one of these every week, no lie.

>>7578611
what the fuck

>>7590223
Unless that gelato is super soft that looks real annoying to eat.

>>7590228
It sounds kind of good. I've only had liverwurst cold on bread, but I'm curious what it tastes like warmed up and mixed in with all that.

Japanese Curry. It's the best thing ever.
Also Curry block on a Lamen with some white pepper.

>>7590238
yeah it's kinda annoying to eat so I usually use two spoons. it's taro ice cream between a pistachio macaron

>>7590244
>Curry block on a Lamen

What is this?

>>7590260
It's a premade spice that let you make curry using water and vegetables. But i sometimes use it to make lamen.
Holy shit, just opening the box left the spice smell here.

>>7590307
Here's the box, this kind of a cheap one, it's from Daiso, but still very good.

>>7590317
What is lamen?

>>7588342
Kebab pizza with pommes

>>7578604
Latin is an incredibly specific language. Don't use it if you don't know what you're fucking doing, pleb. Stultissimus es at te irrumare sit bonum.

>>7578690
Like >>7586818 said, it's a future tense verb. It doesn't make sense in the context of an insult like that. "You fucking I will face-fuck" isn't grammatical in either language.

Milk Bread.

They're pretty simple, but is my favourite comfort food to eat alongside tea.

>>7590359
racist noodles

>>7590983
Those look fucking delicious

>>7590957
Doesn't that just turn it back into a döner kebab with different bread if you fold it up? Or roll it up for a giant dürum.

You fucking know it.

No lie...I can eat this all day

>inb4 weeaboo

>>7579229
I'd rather have a regular cup, those are disgusting

>>7583485
This looks German as fuck

>>7591046

Samourai sauce.

everytime i taste it it makes me feel more alive than before.

If they have it and I don't already know if it's shit or not, I have to order it.

>>7590983
This looks comfy as fuck.

>>7590983
I think we have something similar where I live, is it a bit sweet and extremely soft?

>>7583537
my last meal will be an entire wheel of brie

>>7577529
Seafood with something tangy - sauce or gravy - to go with it. (Any of them above being crispy is a bonus.)
Melted cheese.
Potatoes.
My mum's special chicken sambal made with soy sauce.

Cookies and cream flavoured ice cream.
Fruit juices + certain teas ( ice lemon and chrysanthemum)

>>7577529

Cheesecake

mashed potatoes + bbq pork ribs

>>7577529
Breadsticks with parmesean cheeze

Oh baby

Any kind of sausage is fantastic, but the absolute best is a well-browned bratwurst, where the outside's crispy and flaking.

crab legs

>>7593759
sweet tits

>>7590957
> år 1995+21
>äter inte oxfilépizza
>keep it pleb

>>7593759
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HASHBROWNS

Strawberry Shortcakes

>>7594874

You can wake me up for a bowl of tomato soup any day of the week. It's what my ma used to eat... drink? all the time back when I was kicking her insides to shreds. My mouth's already watering.

>>7578604
>irrumabo
>future
Fuck off, dumbass.

this thing here is the best food i've ever had.

found it on my trip to china last year. there are so many delicious authentic foods in china that you can never find in US/canada

>>7593759

holy shit this

Eggs poached in vinegar-water on toast, always reminds me of my mother, it was what she'd make me if I was feeling ill or if I just couldn't decide on what I wanted for dinner, or as I got older if I was hungover. I remember she'd always give me separate plates for the toast and the eggs because I didn't like the water making the toast soggy - I'd always put one egg on toast and eat the white but leave the yolk, and eat the white of the other without putting it on toast, and then I'd break both yolks on the remaining piece of toast and spread it all across it.

I still make it every now and then, it's simple, it just doesn't taste the same as when she was alive.

>>7585228
kek

Reubens and eggs Benedict. I am just a fucking sucker for that

The most delicious dish to grace this planet

>>7583569

>>7577529
Icecream when I was 14 I bought an icecream maker. Ballooned up to 300 pounds by highschool graduation. Did have a great time playing football though. I was so addicted I would make icecream and sell it just to afford to make more icecream.

At this point my plan is to retire at 40 and open an icecream shop I've probably done 225 combinations of icecream at this point. Anyone who went to my highschool would remember the lineman selling icecream every day at lunch on the low bribing staff to keep myself operational.

My whole life revolves around icecream my wife loves me because I'm nice and beat the shit out of her ex and I can cook and make her icecream. Her kid and our kids love icecream too, every year I go to their school and make icecream and sherbet for the lactose intolerant.

Icecream is my life friends.

>>7585159
>>7585195
>>7585197
>>7585200
>>7585204
its paint collected in car factories' drains called fordite
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/05/fordite/

>>7583569
why does this image turn me on

>>7596381
I am both happy and sad

Happy that someone has this much passion for something

Sad that I don't care about anything even half as much

>Her kid

heh

>>7596425
It's the sacrifice desu her daughter isn't bad at all when she was younger it was hard to explain why she was white like her mom and why I and her younger sister and brother were black.

She got it in the end and calls me dad so it's all good.

Find a passion man find out what you love and improve it is all I did I'm slaving away as an electrican with a shitty schedule just to save up more money to retire early.

>>7591058
It's Icelandic, but close

Almost any seafood or fish.
These ugly mother fuckers are absolutely tops but shellfish and shrimp aren't far behind.

>>7588589
Beer battered fish never fails to give me diarrhea but holy fuck I have to eat it.

>>7597671
My brother!

Wings, although they have to be buffalo or hot.

None of that sticky, sweet, tangy crap.

>>7581712

>>7592206
you have internet in prison?