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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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7566468 No.7566468[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

>> No.7566478

>>7566468
i was expecting /ck/ to be cool. but this board is fucking wack.

>> No.7566483
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7566483

>>7566468
Old pasta but a classic.

>> No.7566485

That's a pretty gay and fake story bro.

Also, everyone that's spent any time on 4chan knows that you never apply direct heat to semen. It destroys the flavor. Ideally you use it to finish a dish, like a drizzle of good olive oil.

>> No.7566489
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7566489

>>7566478
bitch you're on 4chan, the fuck you mean

>> No.7566492

>>7566483
Really? It reads like a newly composed wannabe.

>> No.7566497

>>7566468
Delete this thread and kill yourself.

>> No.7566502

>>7566492
"Classic" meaning I've seen it a hundred times.

>> No.7566503

>>7566492
>It reads like a newly composed wannabe
this

I've never seen that pasta before and it's certainly not a classic. It's trying way too hard and it's not funny.

>> No.7566817
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7566817

reminder

>> No.7566820

>>7566468
That looks like it's been fried not grilled?

>> No.7566822

>>7566817
That's not even what sperm looks like.

>> No.7566832

>>7566503
Please leave.

>> No.7566838

>>7566832
Why? Because I don't like poor quality posts? 9gag is already out there for people who like reading uncreative boringly written crap. You can go there for your dose.

>> No.7566859

>>7566838
Not the guy you're quoting but I have seen that pasta before. Albeit, it has been years I think now

>> No.7566863

>>7566817
Why didn't he just ejaculate into some batter for real instead of using such a poor substitute? He could have just scooped it out afterwards and used the uncontaminated remainder to make some brownies if he's squeamish about eating his own sperm.

>> No.7566940

>>7566468
>I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
good god OP

>> No.7567016

I lol'd

>> No.7567632

>>7566468
I eat my cum straight from the source

>> No.7567846
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7567846

>>7566502
>>7566492
>>7566503
>>7566832
>>7566838
>>7566859

For a second there I thought it was pic related.