/ck/ - Food & Cooking

aw shit cuttin some mufuggin tendies son

>why cant i hold all these good boy points

>>7527829
i love that kitty

>>7527829

>also feel free to post cook alongs of your /ck/ challenge dishes

Or just post them in a actual challenge thread...

>>7527837
shes being a real cunt the last few days, last weekend me and my drunk friends left the door ajar and both got out and now patti thinks shes parking lot pimpin and wants out all the time

>>7527841
i meant post the cook along i dont think the challenge threadis for cook alongs but by all means do whatever you like i am not the boss of you


gonna marinate these strips in buttermilk in the fridge for a good 20 minutes or so

while i wait here is lunch, some tacos from a different truck i tried, p good and come with free charro beans

>>7527829
I hope kitteh stays out of quarantine.

>>7527829
You're not going to cook the cat, are you?

making salad dressing, its easy and better than store bought

>>7527868
she'll be fine lol

>>7527871
fortunately for her she is far too marbled for my taste

so mince some garlic, 3 parts olive oil to 1 part some kind of fancy vinegar(i used balsalmic), some poupon, salt, pepper, and throw in some random herbs or something, im using cheap italian spices

shake the bajeesus out of it and bam you got some pretty good dressing, refridgerate a while to let all them flavors do something

I love you dude, keep being awesome.
youre the kinda guy i could roommate with, likes a beer, cooks mean shit, has kitties.
pls tell me you smoke weed and hate immigrants.
we could be besties.

>>7527899
thanks, i smoke mostly concentrates now ive smoked way too much weed in my days im trying to be healthier about it, i dont hate immigrants, im surrounded by them on a daily basis so we must learn to coexist


mixin up some flour mixture, trying my darndest to not cover my kitchen in it, im not that drunk yet

>>7527927
concentrates? like vaping instead of cigs? or just thc oil so you dont fuck your lungs with plain ol' joints ?

Im sourrounded by them too, immis that is. Has been since i was born, but now with the insanely high influx for close to a year now. Its getting real dirty and dangerous around these parts. (cologne,germany)

>>7527937
I feel much safer nowadays around 'grants than with native whites tbph faym.

>>7527941
eeeeeh could be said. but you dont get dudes who lived in iraq,syria,lebanon,lybia or any other african/middle east shithole who have no clue about anything western.cavepeople man. im telling you.

>>7527944
>>7527937
dabs, shatter, wax type stuff, i went through a blunt phase that im still trying to kick, dont smoke them much tho these days, ive never been big on tobacco. and yeah mostly mexicans around here and they make good food at least so i aint mad at em really

>>7527954
impossible to get your hands on any good dabs/wax etc here.
Id have to drive to the netherlands, which is only like 2 hours since im very close to the border but i dont have a car and i get grade A sativa from dutch strains right around my street corner. so i dont go to the netherlands much. I roll big fat doobies and enjoy those, i got a cool bong too which i hardly never use.

I guess youre in Cali. what does wax and stuff cost anyway and how long does a gram of that hold up? also you need those fancy smoking apparatus things too for it no?

( now giff more cooking and kitty pics)

>>7527959
im in texas actually, but i know the right people from cali, dabs arent a big thing here yet really, depending on quality any where from $30-70 a gram, ive really cut down my smoking so i can make a g last a month but i have a friend going throu 3 a week so it depends on your budget and how often you smoke, one hit does me good for a good while, assuming your bong is glass on glass you can get a bowl type setup for it for like $15 plus you need a torch, its the future a lot of people convert once they try it

>>7527980
If i could make my wax myself from bud or had a good hookup for it i might switch and yeah i got a handmade full glass on glass bong from one of germanys finest glassblowers for that kind of stuff.
i shall search the webs a bit. but now i gotta get back to work. 11 am over here and im sitting in my shitty office, but the new coffee maker makes awesome coffee.

>>7527994
ill drink last coffee porter in your memory cheers m90

k this is where stuff takes a weird turn, so ill explain myself cuz you gon think ol OP done lost his mind

i am making a twist on chicken and waffles, its going to be buffalo tendies and french toast

with a big salad too, because im all about healthy eating dont you know

>>7528009
Where did you get the buffalo meat from?

>>7528012
thats cute

mixin some buttermilk and shit ranch to make delicious dipping ranch

RANCH
A
N
C
H

breading time son

i dribbled some buttermilk in the flour mix to acheive delicious clumpage

i am still trying to decide if 1 or 2 dredges is better especially for tossing in sauce later, this is 1 dredge

>>7528047
Ask the pussy tat

frying tenders

so i skipped a few steps i was busy

i got almost done, went for the maple syrup and found it had some weird caccoon looking mold shit growing in it, not crystals like honey it was gross looking, shame too cuz it was some decent syrup, on a whim i put some apple butter on it. it was all decent, tenders were really good, i only ate like half of the french toast and salad, got full fast and the lack of syrup kinda bummed me out, live and learn, will refridgerate that shit in the future

night goobers

So I lay down and look at my bed pc and what in the ever lasting fuck has happened to my 4 Chan I do not like this 1 bit if this ain't an April folks joke I will not be renewing my subscription absolutely disgusting

>>7528172
Odd combo, but still looking good, OP.

>>7528189
Renew that shit you dog arsed cunt.
Also, it was never yours - you got trolled by Inception

Prepping some pork belly to make dumplings.
Salt, black pepper, brown sugar, five spice, sliced garlic for rub, ginger and scallion to be a bed

After really rubbing it in, mix sit sauce, sesame oil, vinegar, cooking wine, water in with whatever rub didn't stick to the belly, cover and marinate overnight

These threads are the best, you are doing gods work OP

>>7527937
In the US immegrants we see are, at least in my experience, are just Mexican dudes who are largely hard working and friendly in the kitchens of restaurants

>>7528192
thx

>>7528194
it was always mine

>>7528401
monitoring

>>7528406
thx :^)

haven't been here for a while.

is this a progun thread.

has he dropped his trip

>>7528172

Looks decent, unlike most of the shit people post on here. Tendies came out nice.

>>7529168
no i am not progun

>>7529174
do you liek guns?

are you drunk?

>>7529185
i like guns and i am an alcohol connoisseur

progun made a thread like a month ago

>>7529189
ok... I think I like you. I'd probably let you fuck my sister and drink my beer.

continue

what >>7528406 said

>>7527899
Immagants! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!

>>7527980
Casps in their native habitat

>>7528165
Is it true that Dutch people cook their food by putting it in a blanket and farting on it?

>>7527835
Why is American chicken orange?

>>7527849
What's a good substitute for butter milk?

>>7529928
Camera lighting, feed made from corn, and antibiotics
>>7529954
Nothing? Maybe sour cream and milk but really nothing

I just ended my lease and moved in with my highschool roommates. Saving on rent so I'm trying to cook for them. Will post salmon cakes and cats in the next few days.

Where my /hoc/ autist at?

>>7529671
i dont knowany dutch people srry

>>7529928
thats my camera in the op pic its pink

>>7529954
There are a number of substitutes for buttermilk in baking. For each cup of buttermilk, you can use 1 tablespoon of white vinegar or lemon juice plus enough milk to measure 1 cup. Stir, then let stand for 5 minutes. You can also use 1 cup of plain yogurt or 1-3/4 teaspoons cream of tartar plus 1 cup milk.

thats on google ive done the lemon juice one with lime it works

omg if they dont change this shit layout bac i fucking quit i swear ive had a shit day

>>7530062
holy shit i saw this post and thought it was mine and then im like wtf

>>7530062
Hey sugar bear

>>7530108
Sup BB. Have a fat cat.
He is fat but still takes down rabbits that trespass in my moms garden at 13 years old.

OP I noticed you are back to mastering tendies. Have you tried the instant potatoes method yet? I got the full rundown from chef johns onion rings recipe.

>>7530068
Darn, thanks for reply
Please do not quit Opal, you are a ray of light on an otherwise cloudy day

>>7528009
>that retard-level handwriting on your spices

>>7530131
woah m'lord please calm your titties, ill bet the glass on your anime showcase is covered in greasy fingerprints pls stop judging

>>7530134
>calls me an anime faggot
>is literally making literal tendies for dinner

>>7530137
ok youve caught me on a bad day to be criticizing my handwriting, somebody sabotaged my motorcycle today so i now have to start parking it inside my apt and im bicycle only for like a week or more until the part gets here MY HANDWRITING IS LEGIBLE AND NOT RETARDED I HATE YOU

>>7530142
What kind of suicidal dumbass owns a motorbike but not a car? I would not date someone like that, both because those high emission shits are dangerous to ride, and because your inabilty to haul stuff severely restricts your utility. I hope someone is able to use your organs when you're soon done with them.

>>7530155
lol ok, im not really interested in cars, i got around perfectly on a bicycle for 5 years and had no problem with dates then, its improved since ive been on a moterbike. Im sure youre just having a bad day too its cool.

well ive been drinking some whisky that tastes like sugar water and its awful, gonna dig through my kitchen and find something to cook

>>7530142
you should be okay...

...just so long as you didn't fill out the motocycle part form by hand

>>7530155
I don't own a car either. I have a cruiser motorcycle and a goddamn semi. Utilize a belt and hang yourself promptly you disgusting entitled cunt.

made eggs:(

Cooked for a couple hours, rough chopped, going to be chilled and then chopped further. Then made into dumplings

>>7527829
OP where the fuck are you getting loaves of bread that size for 50 cents?

Got a new taco truck in town. Got some tacos and burritos al pastor. This shit is legit as fuck.

>>7530142
What did someone do to sabotage your bike?

>>7532218
walmart early in the morning bro... lots of stuff is marked down. Look for that yellow tag. You can find huge sub sandwiches for like $2, cheap meat etc..

>>7532465
They stole one of the most important bolts on the bike, i say sabatage because if i didnt notice it was missing the handlebars could have come loose at 70+mph resulting in a pretty bad accident. Now i need to check the whole bike over and make sure nothing else is fucky

>>7532404
that looks dank im about to go get something similar

>>7527829
needs more booze in the shot. how else will i know you are a total bro who drinks the beers?

>>7532563
That's fucked up man, what sociopath would do that?
Do you have enemies?

That's about 60-70 dumplings, frozen and ready for an easy meal, using that pork belly I posted earlier

>>7533297
that is a lot looks good

>>7534679
took me a solid 45 minutes to do all of the folding. Getting better at folding it though, now they only look like shit half the time

>>7532563

I always worry someone will pour kool aid or some shit into my oil sump. I say kool aid first because I live near a lot of kangznshiet

>>7532576
sorry to disappoint, some nights get boozier than others, i may not be the raging alcohol you were hoping for

>>7533212
not sure, i dont make many enemies, there is a chance it worked it's way out but that is highly unlikely due to where it is located

>>7534773
that honestly doesnt seem crazy for that amount of dumplings, might give that a shot sometime

>>7534898
lol, well im going to be parking it in my apt at nights now, its a pain in the dick but meh, I have a nice alarm on it that is touch sensative but I unhooked it because I hate being that guy with an alarm going off at night in an apt complex

so a buddy came by last night and we decided to take a little beer walk to a restaurant around the corner, we started with some brisket nachos and holy fuck they were dank

then we both got this redonkulous burger
bun
avocado
brisket
thick patty med well
lettuce
tomato
onion
mustard

shit was good as hell and like 6 inches tall, its not often that you can pull off a good burger without cheese i was impressed

>>7529954
one cup milk, one tbsp lemon juice or vinegar = buttermilk

>>7528172
Karbach. Good on you, OP. I love the Rodeo Clown.

>>7535082
What's the symbol on the bun? Looks like that skull from mad max

>>7535303
Have you been to the brewery? its a pretty hardcore set up they got, if you go to their restaurant there they have some single cask shit you can get, not cheap but rare for the enthusiast, last time we had a glass of ssome they were experimenting with in tequila barrels, tasted like straight tequila ass but was like 13% or something

>>7535304
The place is called The Branding Iron, so its a BI they branded on the buns

>pic is a fancy pizza we had at the karbach brewery restaurant with tequilla beer

>>7535082
>>7535304
WITNESS MY BURGER !!!!!!

>>7535333
7/10 would eat
also nice trips

>>7535333
>>7535356
I bet it was MEDIOCRE

>>7535394
the burger was pretty damn good actually, the pizza was mediocre tho, especially for the prices they charge

>>7535074
i recommend pirating a copy of Dumplings All Day Wong. its got a bunch of recipes, and photo step-by-steps for the different folds

ok, i am in a lazy mood so the closest store i can get to is a mexican meat market, so the plans for this evening is MEXICAN FOOD!

in the bag is some marinated pork, al pastor style, also that is a big hunk of some gnarly chicherone that was calling my name

I must go get more beer tho real quick i am low on muh beer, im planning some real homemade type shit yall so i need to get drunk or else how am i going to fuck up simple recipes

>spoiler alert: im already drunk

>chubby stool kitty complements of the chef

>hecho en mexico

finally cut this pineapple up fucking gnats trying to get at it i swear i hate gnats soi bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4w66do7MHU

making a small batch of salsa cuz i always end up throwing some away cuz im super paraniod of food poisoning with old salsa

on a side note, i got talked into watching wrestle mania tonight...not gonna lie shit is p freaking stupid and half the people on it were wrestling 18 years ago when i actually watched it

>>7535082
this burger

this burger right here is divine

>>7536774
it was pretty good m8, the brisket by itself was damn good

i want this salsa to be spicy as fuck so 3 serranos, guts and all, chop the ends off, got the tomatos and onion under the broiler bout to throw these in, also i squeezed all the seeds and shit out the tomatos first

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkSyB1tqjFo

blend that shit, gonna throw in a few of these midget tomatoes because im crazy

gonna add some of the ever so controversial cilantro, this cilantro has been in my fridge almost a month, it looks pretty good still, also gonna add some salt and pepper to taste and a bit of lime juice

ok, this is some fucking spicy salsa, good taste too, very spicy, wont take much, i am pleased with this

Imma make some spam musubi and document it for /ck/. This is the best Hawaiian street food imo

Get some rice going

>>7537955
Get your spam

This isn't "spam" spam but it's close enough

>>7537962
Open up both the top and the bottom of the can. Save the bottom

>>7537973
Thin slices

>>7537980
Fry

>>7537980
those are mangled as fuck. did you cut them using a spoon?

>>7537992
No, i used the lid. Its sharp enough.

>>7537999
ah thatll do it

>>7537999
bullshit. you used the butter knife that's on the fucking plate. i can see the striations.

>>7538034
Dont you fucking doubt my trips m8

>>7537989
Set up shop

>>7538034 is right, I used the butter knife. Not sure who the other guy is

>>7538052
Can on seaweed

>>7538078
Rice in can

>>7538090
That bottom you saved? On the rice, then smush it down

>>7538094
Remove can

>>7538096
Remove bottom

>>7538101
Teriyaki sauce

>>7538104
Spam

>>7538112

You make the entire thing in the can/mold, then press down with the lid while sliding it off.

The teriyaki goes on the spam, not the rice, and you're using the completely wrong type of rice.

>>7538112
Smush some rice on the side to make it stick

>>7538114
I don't have a mold so I'm doing it the jank way, and I ran out of rice and had to use some basmati to have enough

What bike you ride faggot

>>7538118
Done

>>7538118

>smush some rice on the side to make it stick

Next time just wet your finger and run it along the edge (the other edge).

>>7538123
This is the ancient Hawaiian secret technique passed on to me by the Asian kid down the hall

>>7538133

No, you're right.

Listen to the guy using basmati rice, bottled teriyaki, and some off brand German "Spam", who is clearly doing this for the first time in his life.

>>7534773
What's your recipe for the dough? Or do you jus get premade? I wanna do dumpling.

>>7538915
I've done hand made and premade. most likely wont bother to handmake again, when premade is zero effort and dirt cheap.

If you want to handmake though, grab >>7535423
its a handy little cookbook, she gives a couple different recipes for just the dough in there as well

>>7539071
What premades doughs u like & which 1s freeze & reheat tha bestest?

I'm a total novice to this shit.

>>7539788
I usually just grab a random bag or two of round wrappers from the Asian market, I think I've used 3-4 different brands with no noticeable change in taste or quality.
I keep a stack in the freezer, thaw it the day before I want to use them, make them, stick them on trays and freeze them, then toss them in a bag once frozen

Thread needs more cats, here's my fine lady

>>7538143
Hey, I'd eat the fuck out of it regardless. This is drunk cooking thread not a 5*, you going to get some quality variety.

>>7538122
looks convenient and tasty.

uh...did OP die?

this is a really weird place to leave off
>>7536849

>>7540051
He's probably at work

>>7539869
Cool cool. Thanks fo helpin a layman like m'self.

http://abc13.com/news/hcso-drunk-man-shot-while-searching-for-ex-girlfriend/1275172/

I-is this our drunken OP? Maybe she's the one that tried to have him killed on his bike?

>>7540104
no worries bro, post some photos when you make them

>>7540114
op nooooooooooo

>>7540150
Tbh I wouldn't be surprised at all if that's him, that's only a few minutes from his hood. He was already drunk before he bought a case of beer and started a cook along that suddenly went off air. He mentioned earlier in the thread that someone sabotaged his bike and could have killed him. Maybe he found out it was his ex. I hope it isn't op but I've got a bad feel.

>>7540156
It's Houston dude, there's about 200,000 other people in that area alone it could have been, I seriously doubt it.

>The District Attorney's office will consider charges on the gunshot victim, however, beginning with a misdemeanor for causing a ruckus.
>misdemeanor for causing a ruckus.

>>7527829
I've seen you get Lone Star beer, how does that compare to PBR? I've heard it's similar but which better?

>>7540214
I bet ya 10 bucks op got shot and is on the news.

>>7540222
Im not OP, but since he's not here I can give you my two cents.

Lone Star isn't that far off in terms of flavor to PBR, maybe a little stronger more wheaty flavor, but the hangover from Lone Star is noticeably worse. I drink Lone Star when I go out because it's usually dirt cheap at the bars I frequent, but at home I usually buy something else.

>>7540227
You're on motherfucker.

>>7540232
Your goin down pussylips, op confirmed ruckus instigator and gunshot survivor who didn't afraid of anything. I want it paid in quarters.

>>7527829
>also feel free to post cook alongs of your /ck/ challenge dishes
Are you sure it's okay?
I don't want to post a cook-along, just random pics of the process.
I'm usually drunk when I'm cooking if that helps.
I don't want to start my own thread, and fuck verticles (Verticles, Greek god of recipes with pictures that no one will use).
Verticals!

Pic eerily related.

>>7540347
ya go for it, maybe namefag to make it easier for people, im gonna do something too eventually

also...
yous guys...
im not dead im very civil with my EXes, last night im sorry i got buzzed and hungry and skipped tortillas from scratch, made some tacos with cheap 'tillas, turned on walking dead and got so annoyed i fell asleep, ill drop a few pics

>cookin meat

little of that pineapple

wa la

warmed the tortillas, add some fresh onion, cilantro, avocado and a bit of that spicy salsa, was good

ill be back later probably i got some plans

I'm glad you didn't get shot op, pls don't drink too much and get charged with indecent ruckus. I really thought that was you.

you had me worried

pls make sure you have someone lined up to take care of those kitties in case of your untimely demise

>>7540381
>ya go for it, maybe namefag to make it easier for people, im gonna do something too eventually
Thanks for the green light.
I could use some points on making tortillas.
Not happy with mine.

>>7528172
Kölsch Style,
HEY! thats my citys beer!

Cologne born and bred here.

Best Kölsch:
Sion
Reissdorf
Mühlen
Pitters

>>7540255
I want my ten bucks paid out in wooden nickels, brumbo

>>7540447
Sure thing. Meet me at the Love's truck stop off 45 just outside downtown. I'll be wearing an apron.

>>7540455
alright. I'll be dressed as a skanky lot lizard.

gonna make a simple dinner of various fried foods

simple beer batter

1st fry, gon let these cool and do other things

making a bit of tarter and such

frying fishes

this is where everything takes a weird turn, that is a jalepeno mcdouble and this is an experiment

oh no he di'int

and there we go, fish, chips and a beer battered jal mcdouble

it was all pretty good desu but i had to stop 2/3 the way through cuz i could feel my arteries clogging

k night

>>7540744
Goddamn, I want some fried fish now

>>7540744
tomatoes look like they under-fried.
15/20

>>7540744
Lol'd at the three tomatos accompanying a deep fried hamburger.

How many calories do you eat a day? your food looks awesome but i doubt i could eat that without balooning.

>>7540744
Are you making any cookies for the /ck/ challenge, OP? Seems like you could come up with some sort of deep fried State Fair concoction...

>>7540744
Britbong here, you're doing it right. Except for the burger seems a bit overkill, and the tomatoes are out of place

>>7540390
tell me recipe? looks good.

>>7540781
depends on my mood really, anywhere from 1500-5000 lol, usually at least 2500 tho, gotta get exercise with a diet like this thats for sure

>>7541425
if i get off work early i may but probably not

>>7541429
thx m8

>>7541569
made the salsa and bought preseasoned pork at the mex mart and the rest is pretty much raw ingredients

>>7542015
Too bad. I'm really bummed the troll(s) fucked up the challenge this year, and I really liked the dishes you had prepared up till now.

>>7542036
Yeah I'll probably make the cookie I had in mind anyways because I need it inside me but I couldn't get off early enough so oh well

>>7543324
>I need it inside me but I couldn't get off

barbacoa tacos

>>7540442
its good beer that one is a bit light for the money tho

>>7527829
>tyson chicken
Nigga please. I know you gotta have some sort of market with organic shit somewhere. Tyson is the worst.

>>7545663
When I get off work at night and Walmart is all that's open for groceries I'd trust Tyson over some shady Walmart brand organic chicken, if I think it or more I go to heb and get quality meats and produce

>>7527829
what type of sausage do you use?

>>7545917
For you, because one wouldn't be enough.

Aight lets make some beer battered fish and chips

>>7545917
>Nearly 2 months later and the autist is still trigger over a single question he kept refusing to answer

Wew.

Chop up the taters and get it ready for the first fry

Beer batter is ready. Meanwhile chips are in for the first fry.

First fry complete.
Dredge time for the fish.

Fish a fryin'
Beers a sippin'

FISH.
DONE.
FRIES.
SECOND FRY.

AND the final product.
Not too shabby to be quite honest with you family.

>>7546256
Parboil your taters before you fry and after you chop, makes for crispier chups.

>>7546256
oy m80 where's the malted vinegar?

>>7527829
>>7527829
That Pink Himilayan Salt. Unf the only sat i use anymore

>>7546114
>>7546132
>>7546169
>>7546230
>>7546243
>>7546256

1. You chopped off and wasted about half of your potatoes, and the end pieces of your fish (???) for some unknown reason. I already hate you for this

2. Stop shoving your shitty beer label into the picture, IPA sucks and nobody cares that its babby's first beer time.

3. Needs more salt.

dinner was a 28 oz can of pork and beans, cold out of the can and a box of raisonettes not even mad

>>7545917
Lold

>>7548166
Have I inadvertently created an epic new meme? Or are Americans just autistic and can't get it in their fat fucking heads that they have a very warped concept of what a sausage is and the world is shocked by this?

Let's see in the future.

>>7548191
Basically, You are just an autistic sausage entuhsiest

>>7548572
And back to /b/ with you. Your le epic shitposting is not welcome here.

>>7548191
JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST SAUSAGE

>>7546070
do you live in bloomington?

>>7548596
Says the shit poster him self. Kill your self.

Came back to that branding iron place and had a normal sized burger with an egg and lots of spicyness

>>7550104
those look like some good fries

>>7548191
The only autistic is you.

>durrr where are the sausages, there aren't any sausages in that picture I'll have you know there are over 7 billion sausages in Germany and every one has a special snowflake name now what kind of sausage do U have

>>7550132
>>7549926
>>7548596
>>7548572
>>7548191
guys, just drop it.

>>7536554
I'm a belton guy myself.

>>7550168
that big can of coversall is made by molotow

>>7550104
ive never seen a yolk like that in Htown wtf dude where they chickens at

>>7551154
theres a lot of chicken farms around, i get 2-3 dozen a month from my friends neighbor for $2 a dozen and they yare the best looking and tasting eggs ive ever seen, girl has more eggs than she can get rid of

just made some microwaved tyson honey dipped chicken tenders
they are so good not even memeing

>>7552271
Hook me up dude, how do I contact a chicken farmer around here? HEB eggs aren't cutting it for me...

>>7552779
where do you live? find like a farmers association or something and ask around it's not that hard desu

>>7552781
Houston, bruv. To be honest I probably should be hitting up the farmer's market more frequently than I have been.

wew lads

been a rough week but its over, been busy from work and a bit worn out this week so not much cookin or drinkin, time to change that

gettin my pregame on and doing a wee bit of cleanin, got no idea what imma make but somethings getting maked

>>7536554
cute! are you in houston?

k m80s, gonna try to make tortillas. flour tortillas because im gringo as fuck and i got plans

following the bag recipe

2 cups of this flour mix with a half a cup warm water, mix well and knead for like 5 minutes, ok

this like 2.5 minutes kneading, i dont know how to knead, i watched some youtube vids but i dont really understand what im doing oh well just squishin it around and stuff i guess

cover with damp towel and let chill for like 15 minutes, im using paper towels they can fuck off i aint using one of my clean dish towels i aint made out of washing machines you feel me

alright i dont have a rolling pin or a tortilla press, this was first attempt

first attempt was too thick so i tossed it, here is second attempt, tried to really put some weight on it and thin it out, im using a heavy duty roll of suran wrap as a rolling pin so shits goofy

and its still too thick, tasted it, shit was a failure, tossed everything, next time ill use a real recipe that uses butter or something

Brotip: a good flour tortilla should have lard in it

>>7553939
ya man i can believe that, this was my first attempt, ill find a good recipe and go get a tub of that rendered pork lard they got at the mex market, i want some to make some potent refried beans anyways and making good homemade tortillas needs to be a part of my life

anyways, onto plan B, i was planing to make a nice chicken quesadilla but now im gonna switch it up and make taco truck style small quesadillas, first gotta season this pollo, just grabbed some random shit doesnt really matter

right after i took this pic i slipped on some flour and busted my ass, i have angered the shitty tortilla god that bitch tryin to kill me

i also squeezed some lime juice on that chicken muy athentico

>chargin muh grillpan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GS1UYAkRKA

>>7553961
Look up the Good Eats recipe. Nothing wrong with trying. At least you're posting OC.

>>7553998
ah yes ill try that, dr alton dont fuck around, and yeah trying is the only way to get shit done, i didnt expect them to come out right desu, i rarely do something right the first time in the kitchen

sizzle sizzle

let this sucker rest a bit, moving on to the "king of beers"...shit hasnt even earned a blue ribbon fucking beer plebs

/beautiful/

ok it goes back in the pan for a bit, just putting this out there, nobody try to do this recipe at this point im just documenting this giant clusterfuck, did i mention im drunker than usual

I LOB U KITCHEN CAT

>>7554032
SHE VERY NICE CAT SHE LOB U LOG TIEM

ok im doing the cheese right

>>7554027
perfect medim rare

>>7554073
lol

not gonna lie it was just ok, wish i had sour cream im in a bad mood now, im dissapointed in these quessadillas, im dissapointed in myself, im dissapointed in my cats, i am diss a pointed, im gonna eat a bit of blue bell and go to sleep fuck everything

holy fuck none of you guys can actually cook
i almost feel bad for weveryone in this thread

>>7554108
welcome to the internet captain observation

>>7554108
>weveryone
elmer fudd pls go

>>7554106
>blue bell

Enjoy you're listeria

>>7554106
I'm not disappointed in you op


>>7554108
then stop being a cunt and show us.

>>7554106
Looks great OP, failure is part of learning.

Also, making tortillas is a PITA, at least you tried.

>>7554106
Please die in your sleep and stop posting these shit threads. I hope your cat gets aids.

>>7554160
delicious listeria mmm

>>7554164
thx lol

>>7554192
thx, and yeah i do a lot of "learning"

>>7554209
do you kiss your mother with those lips boy?

>>7546256
>drinking beer straight from the bottle

What a fucking pathetic idiot

>>7527829
>shimano

dropped

>>7527927
>i dont hate immigrants
dropped

>>7553631
has a cat

dropped

This is a fun thread

Use a bottle if you don't have a rolling pin. Wine or bigger, haven't ever tried using a beer bottle.

These threads last a week, just hide them if you are so angered by them you feel the need to let others know.

>>7554209
>Please die in your sleep and stop posting these shit threads. I hope your cat gets aids.
I'm going to find your mum and cum on her face.

Sorry 'bout your disappointing 'dillas OP.
Made some myself for dinner tonight.
I made carnitas for tacos a few nights ago but was in the mood for some barbecue. I added some bbq sauce to the pork and made quesadillas with it. Was bretty good.

>>7555309
>>7555314
>>7555333

>dropped

dropped

>>7555898
you can't drop me, I already dropped you, no backsies, I win

went to cottonwood earlier, had some dank beer and food

DUDEWEEDBRO

went to a different bar had way more potent ass beers, back at my place ate canned fish and crackers and shit

bump

>>7545917

>>7540442
>Kölsch
Guter Mann
Alles außer Alt

Oi m8 I been had gotten dickered

So from my observations the quesalupa is just a soggy chalupa and this shit ain't cheap I could have got real mex food for the money, I aye it but I don't really see why people defend this place

>>7560815
loaded potato griller for 1 dollar
only thing that is worth it

>>7560055
Are you the asshole that feeds every stray cat within a 20 Mike radius?

My fucking neighbor has at least a bakers dozen in our shared back yard right now

>>7560815
are you already out of work today bro?

I made an insane amount of spicy chili this weekend that I will be eating every few days for a while since I froze a lot of it.

>>7560815
cheesy gordita crunch is p. good when just want moar cheese and moar carbs

otherwise it's all shit

so meant to do this last night but stuff came up and i did that instead, my sleep schedule is ass backwards so yes im having some beers and gonna grill a burger at 6am call the police i dont give a shit

well heres an interesting twist

dug my old charcoal grill out and started to clean it and the bottom fell apart

gonna mcguiver this shit in a sec cuz its habbening, apparently yim still in the cooking contest thing so imma try to do this as an entry for the fire round

this should do for now, i will consider this a retirement party for this grill

well had something come up couldnt grill at the moment, sorry yall lifes a cunt sometimes ive had a bad week

Actually super happy with how this turned out. Good work me.

that looks bomb

alright pickin up where i left off last night, i missed the contest but im still gonna cook one helleva meme burger

>preppin a few things

this is a pretty big patty, no little girly burgers round here

heres some chorizo and egg tacos i made this morning

>>7566895

thin as fuck

>>7566902
lol its nearly an inch thick and i have to plan for it to shink an plump up while cooking, that's a 32oz beer next to it for reference

tossing some shit together for oven fries

whipping up some garlic mayo dip for dem fries, as a kid i liked to dip fries in mayo then i grew to think it was gross, then i went to a gyro place and they gave me garlic mayo with fries and ive fallen in love

bout to go get this pit going and drink beer with hobo kittys, been storming i love grilling in a storm

Feels nice out, muh ethnic neighbors might call the fire department I'm smoggin it out hard over here

ok so charred up a poblano real nice, makes it easy to get the skin off if you blister that shit up

peeled it and diced some up along with some other shit to make a kind of smoked poblano guac'

i say smoked becuase i threw some jack daniels oak barrel chips on the coals

avocado creamy as a mofo

>>7563659
Damn I didn't know they had 12 packs of Devils Backbone. Be careful that beer is dangerous.

>>7567152
yes sir it is quite tasty and prettyy potent, my friend brought some over, first one was nasty but after the second they kinda grow on u

this is the most expensive bacon ive ever bought but it came with free chorizo, which turns out to be some of the best mexican chorizo ive ever had .fuckin pork gateway shit

got muh sear now indirect heat for a while and ill slap som chz on dat shit

um yes

alright last pic, i got money shots on my good cam ill try to upload them in a bit its not as easy

bottom to top

bun(grilled with butter)
spicy brown mustard
chopped fancy pants lettuce
patty medium well 80/20
jalapeno pepper jack
thick cut aged bacon
fried egg
shingle of smoked poblano
healthy dose of smoked poblano guac'
red wine pickled onions(courtesy of an anon in this thread)
dukes
bun grilled with butter

was one of my top five burgers shit was serious g nite m9s

>>7527849
>and now patti thinks she's parking lot pimp
Top kek

>>7560924
nothing wrong with giving a kitty a free meal once in a while you scrooge

Pretty happy with this sandwich, coleslaw is a little too caraway-y

>>7567200
I think you need new garlic....

made a simple burger tonight because i had burger stuff i didnt want to go to wasteso ill drop a few pics cuz im full as hell

just because i said simple didnt mean it wasnt gonna be 3 pattys at over a pound of 80/20 beef

everything readyy for assembly, im modeling this burger after a bigmac but with real meat and better toppings and an extra patty and yeah

will post money shot when i lay down

>>7570665
I always imagine you cooking this while you're posting. Burgers at 8:30 am!? Are you crazy!? Just playing; Do you playboy.

>>7570673
lol the time is on the pic name, so it was like 730-800, but to answer your question yes im sure im at least a little crazy

bottom to top all buns buttered and grilled

bun
whataburger mustard
shredded romaine
patty
america chz
patty
grilled onions
roasted poblano guacamole(just a little)
middle bun
dab of sriracha mayo
shredded romaine
patty
jalepeno pepperjack chz
grilled onions
diced homemade pickled ghost pepper mix
slather of sriracha mayo
top bun

shit was pretty friggin good, side was just 2 pickle slices in honor of my burgers little prison bitch(the original bigmac)

this pic is not pretty but just for anyone crying the burgers too tall, get a bigger jaw son

also forgot i had charro beens finished everything was really good

night

>>7527829
What was in that shimano box?

>>7570749
shoes obviously you shitter

>>7570748

literally how

>>7570749
>>7570942

shimano makes shoes and not just fishing equipment?

>>7570749
just cycling shoes, they make a lot of cycling stuff

Barbacoa

>>7537955
>>7537962
>>7537973
>>7537980
>>7537989
>>7538052
>>7538078
>>7538090
>>7538094
>>7538096
>>7538101
>>7538104
>>7538112
>>7538118
>>7538122
Best fucking post(s) I've seen on /ck/ in a hot minute. Dunno if OP or not but regardless. The rest of the thread is good too but this was particularly fantastic.

>>7571858
Oh, I thought maybe you got some cool new fishing gear.
I just got a new shimano rod and reel the other day, setup for my kayak.

the best part about being single was buying a bunch of shit to cook, getting drunk, posting on /ck/, and then smoking a cig and playing Risk of Rain with /v/

I'm combining memories but drunk and 4channing is GOAT

simple breakfast sandwich
2 eggs,
mex chorizo
shot of 'cha and the rest of my guac

>>7573824
You don't put any of your 'za on it?

>>7573944
nah, brah. no 'za.

>>7572576
I do enjoy being single

>>7570748
you are a monster

Crawfish roll at St Arnolds brewery

>>7577915
Looks pretty good, but how were the fries? Some of them look kind of sad, but I'm not sure they weren't delicious.

>>7577915

>putting aids infected fries inside of you

Looks like it's time to call animal services and find those cats a proper home.

>>7569874
It's only sprouting a little bit

>>7577947
>>7577945
The fries look as if they were exposed to air to long not going to kill you. Just does not look pretty. I would usually pick and throw those blue/purple ones out

>>7577945
>>7577947
>>7579109
i really think that was just the camera or something, they were actually really good and didnt look weird while we ate them

ill drop a few more pics, we got absolutely shit hammered yesterday

more beer at the brewery

drunkenly made our way to this art block thing they were doing to catch a free concert which was our original plan, found some interesting places to urinate in public along the way, saw The Suffers and it was honestly the best concert weve seen in a while, brought some coffee porters and smoked wax

Made some Irish car bomb cupcakes for a friend's birthday party yesterday (guiness and chocolate cake, whiskey ganache centers, mascarpone and bailey's icing)

>>7580319

>we got absolutely shit hammered
>the fries looked perfectly fine at the time, trust me!

after the concert we just wandered around drinking more beer like a couple of degenerates, got kicked off some property by the no fun allowed police, saw this food truck, thought it was neat it was jamming techno and this drunkard was break dancing lol

>>7580334
looks dank feller

>>7580335
DONT QUESTION MY JUDGMENT THE FRIES WERE FLAWLESS

went to bombay pizza and had a chicken tikka roll, some fried pickles and this pizza which i have no clue what it was but it was damn good, also more potent beers

eventually made it back to my place, drank more beer and smoked stuff and decided to get lil Cs, played mariokart 64 and then passed out, overall good saturday

>>7580319
Fair enough.

>>7580329
>>7580334
Sounds fun and the cupcake sounds and looks amazing. Is that a common recipe?

>>7580351
I didn't know Little Ceasars had jalapenos.

>>7580353
If you google it there's a ton of versions.. I can whip you up a vertical for the one I used (don't feel like making a cook-along thread), if you want.

>>7580877
make one bro


Well yall this thread hit bump limit, will make a new one next time i cook so probably in the next few days keep it greasy

>>7580892
here you go

>>7580877
>>7580922
Thanks a bunch man. I looked it up too, you weren't kidding. Shit looks great. Also, nice digits.

>>7580927
lol thanks. They are rich decadent little cakes but time consuming to do. They all got eaten in record time at the party however.

>>7580944
Are they enough to get any kind of a buzz off of?

>>7580961
There's 3 tbs of whiskey and 4 tbs of Bailey's spread into 24 cupcakes, so no. The beer is pretty much all cooked off. Wouldn't feed them to little kids, but adults won't feel anything.

But they are moist, you can still -taste- the booze and they are fatty and sugary, so still hit a lot of right spots.

>>7580974
Didn't think so. Still sounds fucking great, I'm gonna try these and recommend that the local cupcake place starts making them too. Thanks again mate.

>>7580989
you're welcome

>>7580944
>>7581400
check'd

>>7581419
I got the 22 for the vertical too :-)
>>7580922

>>7577915
Damn I've been meaning to head to St Arnolds for a while now, shit looks cash.

>>7567200
That looks fucking incredible man