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7543322 No.7543322 [Reply] [Original]

>inb4 "Make your own salsa, anon"
I do when the vegetables are halfway decent at my local smalltown market
>inb4 "Grow your own vegetables, anon"
Not worth it in an apartment

Anyways, what are the best store-bought hot salsas you've had?
I want something that's gonna make me breath heavy and my nose runny, not something that just physically hurts.

>Clint's is okay when I'm feeling it
>Mrs. Renfro's is shit tier
>Jardines is also alright
>Get out of here with that Newman's Own shit.
>Tostitos doesn't make hot salsa that I know of
>Pain is Good doesn't even taste hot to me, it just goes to an immediate burn

Only good Ghost Chili salsa I've had is from a city a few hours away, I never have any other reason to travel there. Anyone have any recommendations?

>> No.7543334

>>7543322
Just put a drop of dave's insanity in your tostitos.

Who the hell actually buys salsa if they're not serving it at a party anyway?

>> No.7543369

>>7543334
People with taste.

>> No.7543388

I get Old Dutch most of the time. It tastes like home.

Que Pasa Chipotle has a really nice flavour (I love subtle chipotle flavours, like in mayonnaise and sauces) but it was a little hot for me.

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7543396

>>7543369
>sitting down alone to a bowl of salsa with corn chips
>having taste

That's not how I visualize it...

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7543404

>>7543396
Salsa is pretty versatile, you can serve it with a lot of things, and cook with it. I go through jars and I haven't bought a bag of chips in years.

>> No.7543415

>>7543334
Salsa is great on breakfast eggs and toast. Usually make it myself but sometimes I'm lazy af

>> No.7543427

>>7543404

literally the most hipster bullshit meme dish ive ever seen

>>7543322

tostitos does make a hot. nothing is going to be as good as making your own.

>> No.7543439

>>7543427
Life must be pretty annoying when you're always thinking about memes.

Couscous is delicious.

>> No.7543459

>>7543439

should serve it with a micro brew sriracha flavored beer just to hit all the hipster memes at once

>> No.7543465

>>7543427
>>7543459
fucking top yourself you inbred

>> No.7543470

>>7543465

i wanna see pictures of you trying to eat that avocado with the ceramic tard spoon too

>muh meal is so diverse

>> No.7543474

>>7543470
Have you ever eaten an avocado? They're very soft.

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7543488

>>7543322
Why don't you just buy a habanero and add it to your favorite storebought salsa?