/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Legumes, eggs

>>7537621
mctasty normally makes me smell like I have been raped by a rhino.
Otherwise pickled onions, Egg sandwiches... the list could go on

Beans

Brussels Sprouts.

Cheese, cabbage, beer, beans, broccoli. Lots of cabbage.

>>7537621
Beans, lots of spices, eggs, cheese, cabbage, brussels sprouts. Soy gives me insane gas, I'm like intolerant to that stuff.

Jerusalem artichoke, garlic and onions

My son and I have a plan for when he is a teenager.

Opening day for some big name chick flick.

I will treat him and a bunch of his buddies to all the white castles they can eat for breakfast, and all the Taco Bell they can eat for lunch. Also, obviously, tickets to the movie.

Biological warfare against the matriarchy done right.

you'll have to specify her ethnicity OP. then I can give you a more informed answer.

my current white gf produces foul, clinging farts for up to three days just after only a few pieces of chorizo.

on the other hand, I had a colombian gf once and she warned me that red meat would awaken something terrible deep in her bowels. she wasn't exaggerating. I also had an asian gf who was vegan, and I found that following her diet - particularly soy 'meat' - would summon ghoulish farts which even embarrassed me; and that is no mean feat as I am usually proud.

I expect the negress would react similarly to another kind of food to which her digestive system is unaccustomed.

>>7537669
Asians and milk dont mix either

Prenatal vitamins!

Any adult med or OB doctors office will have samples, so if you know someone who works at one just have them bring you a few packets.

May take a few days to kick in.

There were nights I slept in the living room on a recliner because she kept waking me up with the stink.

This post again

>>7537667
Kys senpai

>>7537621

You really have to add sugars and starchy foods to whatever other stuff you feed her.

People always associate stinky or rich foods to farts but it's them reacting with the dessert or bread or soda that actually causes them.

>>7537621
>i want to trap my gf in farts

But... why?

>>7537804
bit harsh dont you think

Turkey. Cook a whole fucking turkey. Baste that fucker in sugary goodness. Bread that fucker up too. Add some sausage to the stuffing. Her farts will kill the animals she's spaying

Fiber One bars. The CVS equivalent brand Gold Emblem is pretty potent.

Onions, especially raw onions, give me terrible gas. Slightly gone off food will make you fart like crazy too.

>>7537621
Is picture very related?

>>7537946
Oh. Jambalaya or mexican seasonings do terrible things for my wife when I fart under the sheets and then waft it from under the bed up to her face.