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Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:19:36 2016 No.7532686 [Reply] [Original]

What are some creative things I can do with a sausage, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:20:40 2016 No.7532687 hang muslims

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:20:41 2016 No.7532688 You can hang a nigger with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:22:04 2016 No.7532689 >>7532686 deep throat it until it comes out of your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:22:14 2016 No.7532690 >>7532686 Hang yourself with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:22:20 2016 No.7532691 Smack Muslims or Jews in the face, so long as it's 100% pork if course

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:22:20 2016 No.7532692 You can hang a Mexican with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:22:29 2016 No.7532693 How much sausage we talking here? If it's greater than 25kg, respond and let me know. I can get you a solid hook up and if you keep the sausage coming, you're not going to be worrying about money anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:22:40 2016 No.7532694 >>7532686 Shove it 3 ft up some tranny's ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:23:32 2016 No.7532695 >>7532689 Hah, classic Carlos

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:23:43 2016 No.7532696 Eat it raw in one sitting and die for various reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:23:45 2016 No.7532697 I like to have like a stir fry with bell peppers and onions and garlic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:23:47 2016 No.7532698 >>7532686 Sausage is harem you will be beheaded for such insolence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:24:12 2016 No.7532699 dip bullets in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:24:56 2016 No.7532700 >>7532686 Have a party

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:25:02 2016 No.7532701 Eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:25:16 2016 No.7532702 File: 15 KB, 226x223, 1458566143027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7532686 Strangle a mudslime with it. He won't be able to defend himself because touching it is haram.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:26:37 2016 No.7532705 File: 722 KB, 245x245, 1459310004490.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7532687 >>7532688 >>7532689 >>7532691 >>7532692 >>7532694 >>7532702

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:31:21 2016 No.7532717 >>7532686 Fuckin hang yourself or someone else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:34:45 2016 No.7532722 >>7532705 what about is was sexist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:39:44 2016 No.7532741 >>7532722 maybe the one about the faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:40:48 2016 No.7532743 >>7532741 that would be homofobic not sexist

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 22:10:34 2016 No.7532921 slide it in your bum-bum, chum

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 07:41:51 2016 No.7533879 Use it as a barrier to keep muslims from entering your country. With enough sausage you can entirely encircle muslim countries to prevent muslims from leaving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 07:50:21 2016 No.7533902 >>7533879 That won't work since they could just use an airplane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 07:54:19 2016 No.7533909 >>7533902 >Sausage around the airports There we go!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 08:34:09 2016 No.7533945 >>7532686 you can do a rougaï, cut sausage in few inches parts, cook it with tomatoes, spices, oignon and eat it with rice or try doing meatballs

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 08:48:48 2016 No.7533975 >>7532686 Not really creative, but my favorite prep is tossing in sauerkraut, carrots, turnips, and quartered onions. Roast til delicious. Serve with mustard

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 10:48:06 2016 No.7534195 >>7532705 Now that is a punchable face.