/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No, it's salty.

>>7530677
ha

>>7530677
i don't get it

I wash my forks in salt-water, so my forks are like this by default.

>>7530677
go back to r.eddit you fucking faggot

>>7530713
wew lad

Sounds unpleasant

>>7530669
>salt is bad
I want this meme to die. There's a reason why you crave salt - it's a message from your body that you have a lack of it.

tfw you touch a filling

>>7530845
You need to brush up on your body language. Your body wants you to eat salt constantly because it's a nervous nelly and thinks you could lose access to salt at any moment. Dum dum body is ignorant of salt mines, intercontinental shipping and grocery stores.

>>7530845
salt is ok, the issue is that everything manufactured nowadays has a ton of it so people eat way more than they need.

>>7530713

>he's so mad at his failed life he has to shitpost on a Palestinian horse grooming seminar to fill the void

>>7530909
>he uses the [nationality] [action] [location] meme
pure other place

>>7530923

>he's mad he doesn't have a reaction image

do you think reddit misses you?

>>7531005
>using images from 8gag
>judging others

>>7530895
You jest

>>7530669
>japanese food is so bland they have to electrocute their tongues for flavor

pardon my autism but that is 100% an april fools joke

>>7530713
>Being this upset at a harmless joke

Calm down m8

>>7530899
>salt is ok, the issue is that everything manufactured nowadays has a ton of it so people eat way more than they need.

True, my buddy gave me a bunch of frozen Stouffer's meals when his mom died and some of that stuff was 50-60% of the recommended daily salt allowance and none were less then 25%.

I'll also add that the stuff made me shit 10 times per day...

>tfw my stainless steel cutlery taste like salt and metal
Probably the dishwashing powder

>>7530721
>>7530909
>>7531345
Thanks for defending me, fellow anons

>>7530697

Dear Mr. Ree,

It's a play on words, with the punchline implying that OP meant the spoon was literally sweet and not figuratively sweet.

>>7530669
Sounds like it would literally taste like salty coins.

You know what else has a salty taste?

Salt.

>>7530669
what a pointless piece of shit

>>7532162
But OP wasn't being salty at all. He was actually being positive about it.

>>7530845
>There's a reason why you crave sugar - it's a message from your body that you have a lack of it.

>>7530845
There's a reason why you crave heroin - it's a message from your body that you have a lack of it.

>>7530845
>There's a reason why you crave green vegetables - it's a message from your body that you have a lack of them.

Whoever thinks this is dumb, this isn't a product for you. Just imagine all the people having to watch their sodium intake enjoying this product though. I think it's pretty neat.

>>7532243

>salty as a euphemism for one's disposition

I've most quit added salt and now I no longer have vague unquenchable thirsts. I still sometimes put miso in whole pesto and stew.

>>7532419
>miso in pesto

????????????????

>>7530677
came to post this. first post best post.

>>7532424
2 cups fresh basil leaves
1⁄4 cup freshly toasted walnuts
2 cloves fresh garlic
1⁄4 of a peeled lemon
1⁄4 teaspoon lemon zest
1⁄4 inch of fresh turmeric root (or 1⁄4 teaspoon turmeric powder)
1⁄4 cup pinto beans
1⁄4 cup water or liquid from bean can
1 tablespoon white miso
Pepper to taste

Combine all ingredients in a food processor. Blend until smooth. Scoop onto a cup and a half of cooked whole-grain pasta.

>>7530669
>instead of eating a balanced meal with moderate amounts of salt instead of processed over-salted crap, let's create some retarded fork that simulates the taste of salt!
I hate this fucking world so much. This is on the same level as people eating chocolate and then substituting their meals with weight-loss shakes

>>7530669

I can't speak for everyone else here, but the concept of shocking my tongue with an electrical pulse just to taste salt seems a little unsafe to me.

>>7532507
Just eating *whole* foods is way easier than reductionist shit like calorie counting. Why do most people never think to try it?

>>7533498
Stop posting about whole foods. It's really obnoxious.

>>7531015
>using counterfeit anime
You're going away for the term of your natural life, fucko.

>>7533494

Japan kind of has a monopoly on the whole stupid and pointless invention thing.

>>7533619
That's actually a hair washing shield.

whoa that sounds super similar to that time i either dipped my fork in water or licked it and then dipped it in salt

WOW THOSE JAPANESE ARE CLEVER LMAO

>>7533619
They even have a word for it.

Chindōgu

>>7530909
>Palestinian horse grooming seminar

Anybody who uses this stupid fucking meme always has the most reddit tier opinions. I've never seen a poster on 4chan who wasn't a complete loser post this meme.

>>7533697
Pretty much. It was slightly amusing in its earliest incarnation, but it's become 9gag-tier autism

That's fucking dumb

Who is this Japan man and why isn't he next to Einstein in the history books?

>>7532146
Kill yourself faggot.

>>7530899
Some of you salts are ok
Dont go to the sea tomorrow

>>7530857
Underrated post.

Imagine old fashioned metal braces.

>>7532299
more like your body wants a dopamine hit

>>7532315
Except it probably works like shit even for them

>>7533697

hey.

suck my fucking dick.

>>7530895
I love this post.

>>7533697
Nice projections, faggot.

>>7532243
You realize salty can be used for more than shitposting right?

>>7530713
wew lad

>>7534435
What do you think a craving is?

>>7530669
>>7530677
>>7530713
>OP said it's sweet
>The image description said it's salty
>Anon corrected OP
>You mad
What

>>7533619
>When you wanna bukkake but just got your hair did

>>7530923
>>7533697
this

>>7533494
Either japan isn't smart enough to realize that zinc and copper give the exact same effects and zinc/copper silverware are for sale or..well they're stupid enough to buy electric forks