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>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

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>vegetables

>> No.7504623

Wow OP!!! that sounds like an amazing experience.
I'll be sure to pick up some delicious Burger King™ for the reliable taste that can't be beat.

>> No.7504628

>>7504595
I had it once. Bun was dry, meat was tiny and tasteless, unripe tomatoes, loads of raw onion that made my breath bad for the rest of that day. I regret that meal to this day.

>> No.7504631

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman

i thought u died eliot

>> No.7504642

Well, I am sold.

>> No.7504648

Did you guys know Burger King has tacos?

>> No.7504752

>>7504595
>>highly intelligent gentleman
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Good one, OP.

>> No.7504754

>>7504648

Only in regions they compete with Jack in the Box.

And Jack in the Box tacos are superior.

>> No.7504775

Take a page from the Taco Bell guys and make your ad on /ck/ slightly less obvious next time.

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>>7504752

>> No.7504886
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what is the point of this post

>> No.7504925

>>7504628
Rush your teeth faggto

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>The cool soda

please leave.

>> No.7505028

>>7504595
wow OP you had me convinced until I saw your picture. Then I remembered how sad and bland BK actually is.

>> No.7505039

>they don't let black people touch your food

That's inpressive considering every burger king around me is staffed entirely by blacks.

>> No.7505042

>>7505039

>watch fast food commercial
>attractive white girls with pony tails serving food
>go to fast food joint
>Shaniqua, Tyrone, and that kid with down syndrome at the cashier register

>> No.7505048

wow I could sure go for a delicious whopper now

>> No.7505052

>>7504595
I know two black people work at the burger king up the street from me. Don't see how it makes a difference

>> No.7505056

>>7504595
>My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year.
I think that might be the saddest thing I've read all year.

>> No.7505194

>>7504595
I'm guessing you are from the USA, here in the UK burger king get's way less business than MC for obvious reasons.

>> No.7505549

>>7505194
I don't think I understand these "obvious reasons".

>> No.7505645

>>7504818
stop this guys face gives me nightmares

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>>7505549
Whoops, I meant to say that burger king sucks here in the UK. They are way outclassed by mc Donalds.

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stopped going when they dropped this gang, bring them back, maybe Ill come back.

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>go to lunch at burger king one day
>ask for the bacon whopper as a double whopper and without vegetables
>umm ... we can't do that actually ...
>didn't get it my way because of shitty employees that can't do anything and don't give a fuck
>mfw

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>>7505691
>wheels
Every time

>> No.7507018

>>7506987
>ask for the cheapest sandwich
>"but make it like expensive sandwich"
>sorry sir i cant add 20 extra bacons

this is an outrage