/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7501326
>please tell me you scramble eggs in a bowl and then add them to the heat.

fuck no I don't, I crack those fuckers right into the pan

>scramble eggs in a bowl

That's not scrambling you idiot, that's beating

If I'm in a hurry and need roast potatoes I'll stab them with a fork several times then microwave on high for 3 minutes and put them in the oven

Does parboiling them give a better result? Don't hate me because if it does I will do that instead

>>7501326
I scramble my eggs in the sink.

>>7501329
>>7501414
Plebs. Just cracked those eggs into your mouth, gargle them, and spit them out into the pan.

I learned on /ck/ that if you violently shake a raw egg, it will already be scrambled when you crack it.

I tried it and it's not worth the effort.

>>7501483
>not making golden eggs
Pleb.

>>7501483
Do it the meme way and put the egg into a sock and spin that shit.

[broiler]it doesn't actually work[/broiler]

>>7501390
This OP, you're the pleb in either case

>>7501479

>>7501497
>not "suspicious monkies"

>>7501536
That's one white child and one black child.

For my roast potatoes I will pan fry them for about 5 minutes the put the pan into the oven. They always come out crispy and golden

>>7501539
>either of those kids
>white
pick one