/ck/ - Food & Cooking

She doesn't resemble a meatball more than a human being so I'd say better

They both sound like they are mentally strained by the simply task of talking and trying to convey actual information

So how long do you think they waited before vomiting up such an unhealthy meal?

Jack cooks circles around these bitches. King Cu/ck/ Jack would crush these hos in a cook-off showdown sort of hthing.

>>7496383
>fake syrup

>>7496383
She doesn't look like she huffs her own farts or sharts frequently.

>>7497054
This, her gooch is probably spotless, no flavor at all.

i bet she doesn't even support napalming palestine

>>7496383
>better or worse than jack?

Worse. Jack is a broke fat fuck that wants to get rich the easy way. He swears he's passionate about cooking and can't even hold a knife.

These two in the vid you posted are just doing it for the lulz, and at least the negra is quite fuckable.

These girls are fuckable, and when they eat I bet they don't fire their heads at the food at 80mph with their tongues fully extended.

>People on /ck/ literally not knowing who Kylie Jenner is

She's making a cooking show for the lulz and yet still somehow has better knife skills than Jack tbqh.

Finally a cooking show I can also masturbate to.

>>7497940
There have been attempt at naked/porn cooking shows. I don't think any had much commercial success nor ran for a long time, but there should be some vids on torrent sites.
I thought about doing a "The Actually Naked Chef" show on pornhub or something ; but I'm not sure many are interested in a naked dude cooking shits.

>>7496383

It's a decent video, but imagine if they had to produce it alone.

Also:

>Onion powder
>Onion powder in guacamole
>Onion in guacamole
>Using onion powder and actual onions together

disgusting

Why did they fry the corn tortillas into a hard shell?

>>7498195
That's what tacos are.

>>7498200
You are mistaking tacos with burritos

>>7498015
I'm not even gay and I'd watch that.

>>7498015
what do you look like

>>7496547

>>7498186
fucking this. for some reason I gagged whenever they mentioned powders of any kind. Guess im maybe an elitist.

>>7498203
None of those things are tacos nor burritos

>>7498015
>uncovered butthole in kitchen near food
it's just gross

>>7498861
gross and hot

>>7498743

>>7498875
It looks like he scalped pikachu and is wearing his skin and ears while eating meatwad. Fuck you Ja/ck/

>>7496818

Spotted the Canadian.

>>7496383
At least they made a final product that is actually edible and presentable. Watching the video didn't actively infuriate me, so that's a good sign.

Their white-american simplification of mexican food looked predictably bland, and I have no idea why you would ever make shrimp tacos - but overall they did an OK job that could be served to someone. Compare that with Jack's perpetually under-cooked meat and fucking retard face, ham fingers and disgusting animal tongue, I'd say they did a whole lot better than that fat cunt.

>>7498200
No its not.

>>7499396
is it a white american simplification when you don't consider either of them white?

Why doesn't the shrimp sizzle when added to the pan? If they edited it out then what even is the point of having them cook in the video

>>7499497
Yes

>>7499516
Okay just making sure

>>7496383


you can see the assistant take over kylie's job frying the tortillas halfway through lel.

>>7496749
no, they both sound like they hate doing small time gigs like this that have very little payoff.

>>7499112
>implying she's stronger for being irked by savoury and sweet combinations

>>7498186
White onion is a common ingredient in guacamole. The onion powder really irritated me too though.
Also
>no cumin
>no salt
>no jalepeno

>>7496383
Thanks, now I have some serious jungle fever

>>7500069
I thought it was red onion is guac?

>>7496383
>Hard shell tacos

Makes me cringe every time

>>7500078
Traditionally white onion are used, when eaten raw they are very mild and slightly sweet. They dont have that sharp "bite" most other onions have when eaten raw. Try it next time you make guac, it's a game changer.

>>7496383
>organic this
>organic that
>mexican cheese
>mexican
>cheese
Lolz
y no organic mehico amigo

>>7496383
Two girls who look like they never cook and throw up anything they put into their maws.

Did Consuela call in sick? Someone send these bitches the help!

Does anyone have links to a Ja/ck/ montage? Can't find one and I need to show my friend who hasn't heard of our lord and savior before.

>>7501019
Not a montage, but if this doesn't make your friend want to hurl...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>7501620
b a s e d

>>7501620
>wearing a hat indoors
>looking like a muppet
>marrying miss piggy

>>7501039
Enjoy your ban.

>>7496383
Worse, the whole family is cancer.

>>7501039
>bean salad
>adds water to a tomato salad
>all that mayo

There's so many things that are wrong here that I can't even

>>7501755
I was the same, jesus wtf did he just make

>>7496383
Funny how the Jenner genes made them more attractive but with less personality.

>>7501620
Why do they always stick out their fucking tongues. Jesus Christ.

>>7502317
It's a fat people thing. Andrew Zimmern does that too. Maybe they're trying to get more air in their fatty lungs.

>>7496383
isn't shredded mexican cheese, just shredded cheese? like Parmesan and Chedder shredded or whatever.

>>7501039
>beans
>mayo
>vinegar

THAT IS NOT A RECIPE, THAT IS YOU DUMPING SHIT INTO A BOWL

holy fuck i couldn't make it past 30 seconds

triggered as shit over here

>>7502347
It's usually a mix of mild cheddar and jack cheeses. Certainly nothing as flavorful as parmesan. Its made to get gooey when it melts and not really add much flavor

>>7501723
>posting youtube link is ban-able

Get fucked, why not just block youtube links entirely, then? Even if it's not "monetized" google is still making money on it

>no kardashian tongue acceptance videos

>>7501723
Since when is ja/ck/ a bannable offense?

>>7496383
no heaping tablespoons of mayonnaise and it didn't make me want to hurl, so I guess that's a plus

noticeably more boring than watching ja/ck/ though, feel complete apathy towards it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

Speaking of horrible cooking videos, what was the one with the white lady trying to make an Italian dish and failing miserably at cutting onions?

>>7503846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

to be fair, my grandmother told me that some people make sauce by cooking garlic or onion in oil and straining it. but she adds so much oil that she has to remove some after, it makes no sense.

>>7496383
her face looks all fucked up and shit