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7473091 No.7473091 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome to the Buffet of Dreams!

You've arrived just in time to catch our breakfast special -- We serve every breakfast food you could imagine, just ask.

Oh, there's one catch. Our head chef is an idiot and only ordered enough ingredients to make each dish only once per service. For example, we can make any number of dishes with avocado in them, but only one of each dish. So be sure to check the thread and make sure someone else hasn't ordered your breakfast already.

I'll start us off by claiming a big plate of sausage biscuits and gravy.

>> No.7473098

ill take a 3 egg scramble with andouille, pasillas, gouda, potatoes, onion and siracha tyvm

>> No.7473104

Apple pie and coffee

>> No.7473105

500g Skyrr, 25g oats, 1 tbsp. honey, several slices of frozen banana

>> No.7473106

>buffet of dreams

I guess I'll take one of everything you've got left.

>> No.7473107

>>7473091
so wait, i can order home fries, frenchfries, potato pancakes, but i can't get 2 orders of baked potato?

>> No.7473110

>>7473098
>pasillas
i meant poblanos dammit

>> No.7473120
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7473120

>>7473107
If you order baked potatoes you can have more than one, but others will only be able to order fries, pancakes, etc
>>7473106
Sorry we're all out of dreams

>> No.7473133

>>7473120
so, can me and like 12 other anons order 12 of the same dish and then share/

>> No.7473136

>>7473133
?*

>> No.7473140

>>7473091
I guess i'll just go with some buttered brioche and hot coa coa. I'll let someone who needs the coffee have it.

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7473144

>>7473133
Sharing isn't technically against the rules, but I do feel it violates the spirit of the game.
>>7473140
Did I forget to mention we have unlimited beverages? No need to worry about coffee already being ordered.

>> No.7473151

I'd like an order of the waiter's hoohoodilly. Raw and wriggling, please.

>>7473144
And his hoohoodilly for dessert.

>> No.7473188

Duck blood and raw unprepared potatoes, please.

>> No.7473195

A fat stack of Belgian waffles topped with strawberry-blueberry compote, breakfast sausage links, bacon, eggs fried over easy, homefries, and sweet tea.

>> No.7473204

I'll have a ny strip, two poached eggs, some toast, coffee, orange juice, and a banana.

>> No.7473871

I'll have stuffed strawberry french toast, a coffee and a diet coke

>> No.7474065

>>7473144
i´d like a pizza but i am unsure of what toppings I´d like, is there anything you could recommend me handsome waiter?

>> No.7474074

Scrambled dicks. Extra fromunda cheese.

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7474081

>>7474065
The Tomato, Anchovies, and Black Olive pizza is fantastic, I highly recommend it.

>> No.7474082

Scrambled dicks. Extra fromunda cheese. *tips*

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7474107

>>7474081
thansks

>> No.7474119

I'll take the chicken tikka masala made with coconut water

>> No.7474140
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7474140

>>7474081

>> No.7474165

well done steak with ketchup

>> No.7474173

>>7474081
>handsome waitress
kek

>> No.7474189

I'll have a bowl of shredded wheat doused in hollindaise sauce.

>> No.7474195
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7474195

I'll take all of your goddamned, deveined, already peeled, ice cold cocktail shrimp with cocktail sauce.

>> No.7474197
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7474197

>>7474165

>> No.7474236

>>7473091
Bologna and cheese sandwich with a bit of mayo, Bloody Mary, and a side of sliced ripe tomatoes please.

> my favorite breakfast

>> No.7474273

Bloody Mary, no ice, no tomato juice

And some toast

>> No.7474361
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7474361

Gimme a platter of barbacoa tacos with all the trimmings, roasted fingerling potatoes and a pitcher of grapefruit mimosas.

>> No.7474999

>>7473091
Full-fat Greek yogurt with blueberries and raw honey. :d

>> No.7475003

5 lbs of Cream Chipped Beef over Homestyle potatoes with fried onion.

>> No.7475005

>>7474081
those are some yellow teefs

>> No.7475028

cat shit

>> No.7475033
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7475033

Claiming menudo

>> No.7475161

I'd sample your composition of the seared side of 12year old vietnamese girl foies gras and triangles of rosti potato please

>> No.7475173

mimosas. plural. and I don't know country gravy served over home fries and scrambled eggs, on top of four biscuits. But I want the country gravy to be made with bacon fat instead of sausage fat pls

>> No.7475175

>>7473091
I'll have ur mum lmoa

>> No.7475449

Y'all got cold leftover pizza and a flat two-liter of Root Beer?

>> No.7475462

>>7473106

>86 everything after this post

>> No.7475473

>>7473105

>meme icelandic strained yogurt


kys