/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ja/ck/ is the one and only King of /ck/, the cu/ck/ of legend, the omega beta and the Best Scumfuck You'll Ever Meet.

the most disgusting human being I've ever seen. Just looking at his face has me fuming he's such a piece of shit oh my god

What do you think Ja/ck/ smells like?

>>7472120
Broken dreams and days old fecal matter. And nexium.

>>7472120
Spoiled cream, feces, mold and under arm pits.

>>7472092
DELETE THIS THREAD NOW

>>7472120
rotting chicken carcass

I've been watching a lot of his videos lately and I think my culinary skills have suffered because of it.

>>7472092
Fuck off I haven't seen any jack threads in a while lets fucking keep it that way he's a fucking piece of shit.

Familiar with DarkSidePhil? He is more or less the /ck/ version of him.

>>7472217
There are Ja/ck/ threads everyday, friendo

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>>7472247
Pleasure my cock.

>>7472259
Like your mother pleasures mine? :^)

>>7472120
A repulsive, sultry, vinegary and musty stench. A sweetly musty stench, thanks to the disgusting Starbucks drinks he gulps down.

>>7472092
Ja/ck/ invented cooking

>>7472272
>blood literally dripping out

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>>7472338
>let me just score this meat
>3 inch deep cut

what ever happened to jack threads?
i havent been here in a while, do you guys still have them?

>>7472349
Jack got modship over /ck/.

>>7472349

SJW mods on neo-4reddit

MUH RULEZ, NO FUN

>>7472354
so no more threads?
damn that sucks i loved those

>i'll just take a bite from the MIDDLE of the taco

>>7472361
if he knew anything about eating tacos he wouldnt be getting cucked so hard by his wife

>>7472284
Explain.

>>7472092
He's a terrible cook and a disgusting fat man who will die before his 60s.

He should be filtered from this board altogether, as he contributes nothing worthwhile.

>>7472365
He might be cucking her back with a woman that might be just as bad a cook as he is.

>>7472375
oh shit yeah i remember her because she has huge tits
didnt she make like nachos or some shit that were awful?

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>>7472375
Case in point.

>>7472375

I'd love to stick my peckah between those titties

>>7472371
>4chan
>worthwhile

>>7472368
Filename

>>7472347
I can't stop laughing.

He just might be the most incompetent home """"" chef""""" I've ever seen.

>>7472381
wot da fack

Jack is the main reason I come to ck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHTDpOOOY4&feature=youtu.be&t=2m18s

Well Jack is still better than that piece of shit Ken Domik.

>>7472411
Well meme'd

>>7472343
lmao

>>7472405
Same, along with the coffee threads.

>>7472416
This is it.

This is the thing I will cook for my roommates if they keep being assholes.

It's really too bad Jack didn't kill himself after getting shot down by redneck shark tank.

>first successful jack thread in at least a week

>>7472423
How can one man be so shit at everything he tries? You'd think he'd luck out once or twice.

>>7472392
>that hand gesture around six seconds in that screams "Wow what the fuck, why isn't this opening, this is bullshit."

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>>7472443
literally a diaper

Why is this fat piece of shit so funny to watch?

>>7472465
Because there are literal 10 year old kids who have more common sense than him. It's both infuriating and amusing to watch him be a massive waste of space. The fact that he is profiting from his incompetence is making me rethink my very existence.

>>7472465

because he's a walking, talking meme.

How has he not gotten salmonella 20 times yet?

>>7472338

those hand tools seems pretty dangerous, like very easy to fuck up and shred a hand.

>>7472423
Jesus Christ, this man is a fucking idiot.

>>7472478
Jack accidentally mauled his wife and son while using them. He claimed he was just tenderizing them though.

>>7472416
Okay, what the fuck is that? It looks like actual vomit.

>>7472490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

After he tenderizes them he gets them juicy by choking them out till their noses bleed.

there is a webm with snippets of food looking excellent, but it has some interspersed clips of jack, its so good, can anon upload it?

Who here /chokestheirownson/?

>>7472497
My god, all over weed. What a faggot.

What did ja/ck/ major in?

>>7472498

Why is this fat fuck shilling heartburn medicine on his shows now? Are they actually sponsoring his bullshit or is he doing it as an act to make his show seem more relevant?

>>7472272
Remember to pop it in the microwave for to get rid of that blood.

>>7472521
My fucking sides

>>7472530
What the fuck is he even making? Why are most of his "recipes" so indiscernible as food?

>>7472536
Fly-egg bake

>>7472521
Subtle.
Approved.

>>7472536
Looks like French toast with flies.

>>7472530
This also gave sensible chuckles.

vid.me
/CookingWithJack

>>7472521
ty anon.

>>7472473
He has but the colonies of worms infesting his gut fat have absorbed the infections

>>7472519
Advanced Cuckery

>>7472553
>filename

lmaooo holy fuck i never laugh at proper "comedy", but this brightens my day.

Do you think there's a common sense gene?

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>>7472553
Why is that meat grey?

Has ever actually made anything that looked edible?

>>7472570
Ja/ck/ has an IQ below 90, pretty much certain of it.

>>7472573
>Why is that meat grey?

its pork. youre supposed to give it a roast in a pan, not steam cook it.

>>7472571
What the fuck, man? Why does he do this?

With every webm I leave with more questions than answers.

>>7472586
Just...why

Why?

>>7472587
If mayo and arbitrary measurements aren't for you thank Jack isn't for you.

>>7472586
His obsession with cream cheese is magical.

>>7472601
I was on board until the green beans and corn come into play. Nice queso, Jack.

>>7472473
He probably doesn't notice stomach pain and is always all gassy and bloated. Most likely he's ripping massive farts and sharts every hour on the hour and craps out super solid or runny dumps. Doubt he'd think something was up if he shat diarrhea for 4 days straight or even notice. A normal bowel movement in the last decade for this guy, I doubt it.

>>7472487
I'm fucking vomiting

>>7472601
what the fuck is he doing

>>7472601
This guy has to be a fucking troll. He has to be. I refuse to believe he's not.

>>7472601
What is this???

>>7472612
Making cheese sauce or soup. I can't tell. Wasting good sausage most likely.

>>7472619
>black on the outside
>pink on the inside

Jack is a master

>>7472624
perfect sear on the outside, blue rare in the middle.>>7472623

Truly, a master.

>>7472530
What a fat dick, didn't even halfway whisk the eggs, too lazy to put any motion in it. This guy is a fuckin fat mess, plain and simple.

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>>7472631
No no no no no no no o no

what are you doing jack, pls stop

>>7472627
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE CREAM CHEESE IN IT????

>>7472586
he has to be retarded. He just has to be.

>>7472631
why the fuck is it physically impossible for him to cook any kind of meat until it's done all the way through? i don't understand

Do most of his subscribers watch to laugh at him or do they actually think he's a decent cook?

>>7472692
Doesn't he have over a million subscribers?

>>7472553
Steamed shit meat, bravo.
>>7472562
Idiot loves using the microwave too cook off blood, but using it to melt bars of butter to mix easier, naaah.
>>7472571
Curls his fingers when slapping the slap chop, like he's doing something that requires precision and rhythm, slowly adding vinegar with the cap and pinky raised, the man is an idiot. He'd fit right in the future world Idiocracy was based on.
>>7472573
The idiot steamed what looks like a pork chop, that's what, probably tastes worse than it looks too, but I guarantee you the fat fuck mess ate it all up.
>>7472586
Lemme smash the egg with my knuckle, that'll look so cool.
>>7472601
I came to the conclusion he makes food like this to curb his apettie. Loads up food with mayo, cream cheese and butter, only way this idiot can calm his fat stomach. Must taste awful to a normal person. Just a dumb lazy glutinous slob who'd lose his shit if he didn't consume 6,000+ calories of mayo, butter and cream cheese pig slop daily. So for like $10 of crap he can eat over 5,000+ calories a day with minimal work.
>>7472619
He's probably going to drown it in butter, mayo, cream cheese and sauce, doubt he'll taste the charred parts or even care.
>>7472648
800 calories in those cream cheese blocks and he's gonna eat all that, his mass meal food for the day. Add in 2,000+ calories daily of snack/junk food and carbonated drinks. So he's basically consuming 5,000+ calories a day with these mass meals he slaps together and in "snacks".

>>7472512
lmao

>>7472381
You know those could've been some decent chilaquiles, but she just added so much unnecessary shit, you only need tortilal chips a special red sauce cooked in a regular pan with some cheese to top.

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>>7472272

This can't be fucking real.

>>7472381

>it turns into a fucking lasagna at the end

I can't fucking stop laughing.

>aint that beautiful?

The English language has so many descriptive words yet "beautiful" is the only one that Jack uses.

It's simple really, he is dumb, disgusting, deluded, a perfect living american stereotype and his cooking skills reflect that.

>>7472429
Do it
And then post results.

>>7472440
Every 'post terrible food pics' thread just turns in the Jack threads by the end

>>7472487
It's like an example of the two extremes for terrible omelettes

>>7472677
I imagine he thinks everything's a steak.

>>7472814
Is that to imply he knows how to cook a steak?

terrible chef
terrible father
terrible husband
terrible health

>>7472774
Jack doesn't actually know anything about taste so all he can say is either a canned compliment (like "beautiful" or "gorgeous"), or point out individual ingredients ("you can taste the ______") or just generic food related things ("wow, it's so fresh!")

>>7472347
The worse crime. Under cooked bacon.

>>7472887
>the worse crime
compared to what?

also
>le ebin bacon meme