/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7459562
I can't think of a more depressing way to celebrate a child's birthday.

>>7459562
That image creeps me out. I have never heard of Caeserland, but no child of mine would go anywhere near a place like in that image.

No. I had a birthday party at Showbiz Pizza Place, I was fucking horrified.

>>7459617
>implying you'll ever have children

>>7459562
I had my 2nd bday at McDonald's

>>7459562
Caesar looks like a dick in a toga

>>7459655
I have visiting rights every third weekend, cock knuckle.

I went there a few times but the only thing I remember was playing the fuck out of that Simpsons arcade game

>>7459562
The one near my house was the fucking tits, decent arcade with a fuck huge playscape. Shame it closed down though, I would easily bring my younger siblings there, even if the pizza wasn't five bucks. It was better than chuck e cheeses that;s for sure.

>>7459562
What is "fun time"?

>>7459736
Remember when uncle Larry came into your bedroom when you were asleep that one time? It's like that.

>>7459648
same here. i wasn't horrified at the time. had a great time as far as i can remember.

>>7459750
My uncle Larry called it space invader.

>>7459756
I had a good time I think, I was really only very scared of the gorilla. I screamed when I saw him, my dad had to show me behind the curtain when the show was over that he wasn't real, it's just a robot and he can't walk.

>>7459562
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>>7459779
Jesus, is this what happens to children in flyover-land? No wonder you people are so fucked up.

>>7459946
confirmed for never having a childhood

>>7459952

lel

I went to a place called Major Magics

>>7459964
Fuck dude, MM was basically my childhood for everyone's birthdays. What location did you go to?

>>7459976
I don't remember exactly, been far too long, but I grew up in Eastpointe MI so any of the ones that used to be around there

>>7459998
Ah gotcha. I think there's one up around there. I'm from the Toledo area so of course I had a MM nearby. Loved it. Sad it closed down though a few years back.

>>7459946

>be american (millennials don't count)
>don't have a birthday at McDonalds

pick 1

Shit was cash yo

>>7459587
Priest rape.

>not having your birthday at Mr. Gatti's

>>7459952

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>>7461375

Whoops didn't read lol

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>>7460018
Fuck it did? I'm from the Toledo area too and went to MM a few times. Was always way better than chucky cheese.

>>7459562
Aye, true to Caesar

>>7459648

>Easy Flow Oil

>>7461375

kekimus maximus

>>7461472
All Major Magics are closed down now, I was sad to find out because I wanted to seek one out for nostalgia

Fun fact, the robots for Major Magics were made in Detroit by the drummer of the band MC5

>>7459664

I had a birthday at mcdonald's, think it was my 5th one. they used to even have mcdonald's cake made for parties.

>>7459952
kek

chuckee cheese was pretty cool when i was a kid. Until I realized parents let their kids shit in the ball pit

Birthdays were at home with my family because I didn't have friends. It was alright.