/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7451113
Grew up on that greasy trash, not good for you, but tasty.

>>7451113
>Can we have a truck stop food thread ?

I'd rather talk about our favorite spaghetti carbonara recipes, Kind Ja/ck/, ramen or tipping.

Not sure if they're truck stop tier, but I always hear good things about cracker barrel

>>7451126
i always hear..... things, bad and good about it

>>7451119
>not good for you, but tasty

someone alert the nobel prize committee we have a breakthrough

I'm not a trucker yet but I've been going to the local stop for years because the food is really good, huge portions and inexpensive. They also sell the coolest shit in the store. But like they said it's pretty horrible for you. I've never seen a /fit/ trucker in there, its a bunch of rough looking fat dudes.

>>7451150
I appreciate the nomination, but I'm not really a "peace" kind of guy.

can we talk about chicken fried steak? literally god tier fucking food

love it at greasy diners, make mine at home by soaking them in seasoned buttermilk. slap a good mash or twice baked potato with it and you can't go wrong

Just a friendly reminder to report all "Jack" posts like this faggot's >>7451120

>>7451177
>Autism: The Post

>>7451171
There's more than one award

>>7451185
Completely autismal attempt at damage control my retarded friend

>>7451150
>Healthy food isn't tasty

How many scales do you need to weigh yourself?

/ck/ refuses to post about food in a thread and instead just calls each other autists, with no self awareness

gotta love this board, basically r9k with ramenposting

anyways, hash browns anybody?

>>7451188
Does it pay out? I couldn't care less about the necklace.

>>7451194
You're a Europoorean, right?

>>7451200
Those hashbrowns look good, but that egg looks awful

>>7451207
Where did I imply I was any nationality in my post?

Please kill yourself before you accidentally spread any of your retarded genes

http://amzn.com/B00030DLEE

Just get one of these. Learn about them from Alton.

>>7451212
Your childish rage implies it

>>7451211
I can't really tell if the eggs themselves are okay, I think that's american cheese on top. Which I like in some cases.

B and G? Hearty and great for leftovers

>>7451215
You're the one who's autistically butthurt enough to keep replying...

>>7451217
Love good biscuits and gravy. Diner B&G a shit. Good B&G hard to come by.

>>7451248
I love 'em too. had them okay at some diners but nothing beats homemade! I remember being a kid and my gramma and auntie would make huge pots it, fill those huge metal pans full of big flaky biscuits. every family reunion we'd eat big plates of it with sausage links, eggs over easy, crispy bacon, and my aunt's 'signature' casserole with hash brows, onions, sausage, and cheese. fond memories

plus the adults would sit around nursing their bloody marys haha

>>7451217
Judging from the texture I'd bet that's cheddar on top.

Also biscuits and gravy are GOAT. Had some at a little place in New Orleans out by Southern Yacht club, best I ever had, biscuits ridiculously huge and fluffy, as well a a damn fine bloody mary. Wish I could remember where it was.

Biscuits and gravy are breddy gud teebeeaytch, but I love me some hashbrowns with gravy. Mmm. With some shredded cheese and diced onions too...

>>7451265
Homemade's the best.

>when you sit in the "trucker's only" section of the restaurant
>when you take a shower at a truck stop just because

>>7451126

Cracker Barrel isn't really truck stop food. Their meatloaf is fucking incredible though.

We have a chain in the Midwest called Iron Skillet that's attached to truck stops. Not sure if they have them anywhere else.

Its pretty decent food. I always get tricked into the buffet and end up paying for it when my colon explodes ten miles down the road after I leave. The great thing about this place is that if you order soda, they give you a small pitcher of it along with a glass of ice.

>>7451307
How much do you charge for your "services"?

>>7451200
Waffle House has some of the best Hash browns you can get at a diner.

>>7451318
None near me ): closest one seems to be 3 hours away. Not a trucker, so I guess that's SOL for me unless I pass by one on a trip!

>>7451315
It wouldn't be a drive down I 70 without a stop to iron skillet

>>7451204
Yeah it's a shit load of cash dude.
How do you not know that?

>>7451427
Well it could be like an Oscar for Best makeup, sure you get an Oscar, but there's no red carpet interview of televised speech.

>>7451113
https://youtu.be/pPHhbZYUGQY?t=51s

Equals Hot pull the fuck over, OP. I'm starving.

>>7451464
Way of the road, bud.

>>7451119
yup

thats also why truckers are almost exclusively fat or obese


good luck op, I hope you dont get fat

>>7451175

I agree. The test of a diner for me.

>>7451619
OP here, I have put on 10 pounds in less than 2 months :(

are there truckers who don't murder prostitutes?

>>7451871
So far i have only choked one pretty good.
So technically, yes.

I can usually rely on a pretty good plate of liver and onions at a truck stop, which is nice because I can't cook good liver for the life of me!

OP i hope you don't have to start doing amphetamines

my father-in-law as a trucker and he did coke all the time when he was still working

>>7451113

Check out "fat, sick, and nearly dead." It's breddy gud, and partially about a trucker.

>>7451113
I frequent truck station bathrooms. AMA.

>>7452176
what do you think of the food?

>>7452176
A little too warm and salty for me but you get used to it

>>7452192
Nice samefag

>coffee with food

>>7451619
I thought that was because they sit on their ass all day

>>7453238
honestly, its probably both

incredibly fattening food with little to no exercise in their day?

thats just asking to die of weight related problems

I got biscuits and gravy in a truck stop in iowa. The diner smelled like pure ammonia but damn good biscuits and gravy. There was also a chicken place between Debuque and Davenport but they closed at 2. Used to haul john deer equipment out of iowa for 50 cents a mile

>>7453313
Ya true. But also office jobs are sitting all day. Then again at an office you have more healthy choices like bringing your own food or eating at Subway

>>7452174
Watch part two. He gets fat again

>>7451217
Ahh, shit on a shingle.

>>7452176
How many dicks have you sucked under the stall. You know all truckers are gay and blow each other anonymously in truck stop bathrooms.

>>7451315
For a year I worked at a petro truck stop with an Iron Skillet attached. That was the shittiest food I'd ever seen made, in the grossest kitchen. Roaches would come out when it wasn't busy because there was grease and food everywhere. The gravy came in giant cans.

>>7451113
is that Ash Ketchum ?

Does driving in a truck make you somehow completely unable to google the word "restaurants"

>>7453353
Shit on a shingle is chipped beef on toast.

POST MORE PICTURES you faggots

>>7451200
>thin bacon
>no lingon jam
>a fucking egg

>>7454135
Gotta catch 'em (venereal diseases), all!

>>7451168
Same, I go to the local truck stop often too even though I'm not a trucker, not sure about the food though

>>7451113
Start making OC threads with photos of truck stop fare. Or don't; It's up to you.

>>7454206
>liking your bacon chewy and not crispy and crumbly
>jam on anything savory

Why

>>7454278
It's fucking juicy, the crust and edges are still crispy enough.
And lingon jam is an anomaly, it's perfect for a lot of dishes it shouldn't be.

>>7451195
But healthy food really isn't tasty.

>>7454149
there are very few places where you can park a giant truck.
I can't go the places you go.

>>7454333
There's a fatass thread going right now, relocate.

Trucker here. I gained almost 100 pounds when I was otr. I ate mostly flying j pizza and subway. Thankfully now I drive local and I get home every night. I've only lost about 50 of those pounds over the last year despite dieting and exercising daily.

My advice for op is to get a fridge for your truck and stop at Wal-Mart and get some salads and other healthy stuff. Every Wal-Mart has a truck entrance with parking in the back and there's one every other exit.

Don't be like me op.

>Pic related, my driving skillz

>>7454579
>dat pic
Sharp right? Or someone cut you off?

>>7454227
not him but I'm about to be an otr trucker. I fully intend on documenting my entire culinary experience on /ck/. Everything from truck stop food, slow cooker experiments, fast food abominations, ramen variations, jerky reviews, dehydrated mre style food, and whatever else I eat out on the road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWIqAnTw2I

>>7454593
I have hundreds of those pics so I don't really remember. If I had to guess though I'd say bad wrapping and a weak box on the front right. If they're wrapped up right it wouldn't have mattered if I made sharp turns although it didn't help that the pallet next to it was so short.

Found a pic of a hard brake I had to do after some prius cut me off and slammed on its brakes.

>>7454579
100 pounds, holy shit.

>>7454657
>>7454579
warehouse here. fuck you fat fuck

>>7454657
I hate you

>>7454675
Umadbro? Stack better so I can take sharp turns going 20 and blaze through the mountains doing 80.

>>7454691
Thank god I never had shit like that come in when I was unloading frozen trucks for a few months.

>>7454697
I did and we sent it back. Then the truck driver got in trouble. :)

>>7454711
Why would the driver be the sole bearer of the blame? The neanderthals in the warehouse could've stacked it poorly.

>>7454728
Shit happens. Ullage is part of the cost of transportation. Some education could help get the truck loaded better, but sometimes you just don't have the items needed to make a stable stack. Stretch wrap only goes so far.

>>7454711
The frozen food logistics for where I worked were always pretty good. Wish I could say say the same about the general store trucks, that shit was barbaric. Stuff wasn't loaded on pallets, it was all just literally boxes stacked top to bottom with no regard to what type of goods they were. God, they would waste hours every single night trucks came in just unloading and sorting stuff. At least 75% of the stores damages had to have come from that.

>big truck
>more space and freeze
>Not cook to Yourself.
kek
https://youtu.be/TNoNJTlIffs?t=12m39s

>>7451451
Or the most prestigious, publicized, and well paid academic award on Earth. More or less the same though, if you only care about celebrity gossip and greasy truck stop food

>>7451451
actually there are televised speeches from nobel recipients

>>7455495
I don't get PBS.

>>7451168

I imagine it would be difficult to be fit as a trucker given that you sit on your ass for most of the day.

>>7454579
Walmart southwest salads are the best.

>>7455556
Their surimi seafood salads are pretty great too. That remoulade dressing.

>>7454278
>doesn't know about jams for savoury foods
>CURRENTYEARSHAMEFURDISPRAY

>>7453330
>or eating at Subway
I didn't know they had internet in prison, Jared.

>>7454728
>>7454593 here. Been on all sides of that equation (driver, loader, unloader). Shit like that is mostly preventable. In >>7454579, warehouse could've made two short pallets (unless it was an LTL load.)

>>7455762
Every single truck stop has those pedophile sandwiches now

>>7454778
Damn, I didn't know they made trucks that big

what do truckers do when they get the urge to shit in the middle of nowhere?

>>7457248
theres a empty cement bucket in the back with a toilet lid on it.

>>7451195
That wasn't at all implied

>>7457248
Fact. Long haul truckers wear adult diapers so they don't ever have to stop driving. They also have little coffee makers they plug into the cigarette lighter. And get this. They play fucking American 'or european' Truck Simulator when they are off or when waiting at a dock. I don't know whether this level of dedication is admirable or pathetic.

>>7451175
ugh i need to learn how to make this myself. last time i got one in a diner the breading was kind of gross.

>>7458089
>They play fucking American 'or european' Truck Simulator when they are off or when waiting at a dock

come on now

>>7458099
Lol check the next trucker general on /o/, they guys play truck simulator when they are stopped. I'm contemplating whether or not I should link them to this thread. They rarely discuss food.

>>7458089
Why do that when you can pull over and do it in a trash bag or something in under 5 minutes?
Furthermore, I'd probably just skip eating altogether whenever I was out on the road, no need to eat terribad road stop food, no need to worry about restrooms, and no need to worry about bloating up like a fucking balloon. Just pop mulivitamins every day or something, Christ.

>>7458089
Really, Anon? Are you sure you're not fantasizing about hairy men pooping in diapers? Tell me about your mother.

>>7458089
A NASA astronaut was caught doing that (in a car, not space) but it doesn't mean all astronauts do. Most truck drivers pull over and shit on the side of the road and bring TP to wipe.

>>7454579
>and subway

But Jared lost all those pounds just by eating Subway

>>7451307

>>7453651

lol great details, thanks senpai

>>7458059
It took you two days to orbit back around to that comment?

>>7458542
woah, what epinsode was that?

>>7459799
The one where they drove a truck.

>>7454206
Disgusting Ruotsicuck

>>7451126
my favorite thing about cracker barrel is they give you your ticket and you pay it at the front in the gift shop which means you can leave the food area, browse around the outside of the shop and casually leave.

>>7458091
It's super easy. Cubed beef is really cheap too. I soak mine in flavored buttermilk for 4 hours max (theyll fall apart for more) and then flour and pan fry. Yummy

Large Marge sent me.

>>7459852
who is that?

>>7459830
>Being a nigger at a placed named after white folks

>>7460402
I think she's from a pee wee Herman movie.

>>7454634
OP here, let's do it anon.

>>7460402
Oh god, just leave. Underageb&.

>>7458423
Fucking kids on a daily basis burns a lot of calories anon.

>>7460464
chill out grampa

>>7460461
/ck/ eternal trucker food blog? We can all share a thread

>>7451217
When I first saw this I thought there were shrimp in the gravy, that seemed silly though, and it wasn't. Then I realized how fucking amazing that could be. Please someone biscuits and shrimp gravy so that we may all Jones.

>>7451200
>even /ck/ has fallen so far that threads are getting shitted up
Fuck. Of all the places, why here? I liked this board.

>>7451113

Love hash browns tbqfh familia

I am going to find a place like this today.
Just Google truck stop diner?
I am in Rochester