/ck/ - Food & Cooking

u can dip da oreo in da milk useing fork

It's easier to eat packaged food if you unwrap it with your hands as opposed to your teethj

keep your salad in mason jars so they look cool

>>7454533
Melt your margarine in the microwave so when you spread it tge bread doesbt tear and your grilled cheese won't have holes in it

Life hack: grow up and stop drinking sugar water; there are better things in life.

>>7454533
Use pinneapple in your milkshakes to make them extra creamy.

>>7454533
People go absolutely bonkers when our ice machine is down. Tey don't care about paying for ice, for what ever reason, and throw fits, even canceling their order because of it. Fucking worse than children.

microwaving steak saves cleanup time and effort

Lifehack!

Is /ck/ the new /tv/ bros?

Real food hack to try and save this shit thread
When heating up water put some salt in it to boil faster. I do this all the time and it definitely works.

If you run out of meat, you can always soak an orange peel over night and then fry it in some oil for a substitute.

t. Cuba

>>7454750
>cancelling a whole order because there is no ice

There are actually people who do this?

>>7454817
Real food hack: Instead of using arbitrary measurements like tablespoons, which can get confusing, measure how much spice you use in a dish by sprinkling over the top. For example, instead of using a few "cracks" of black pepper in your tomato sauce, just lightly sprinkle it until you completely cover the sauce in the pan. That way, your sauce will be perfectly seasoned every time.

>>7454830
Real food hack: when you make spaghetti or any other pasta, make sure you add a tablespoon of oil to your water so that the noodles don't stick together.

>>7454813
not until we see BLACKED here.

>>7454835
Only true oldfags will get this vintage meme ;^)

>>7454813

Fuck off.

>>7454813
Filtered. I pioneered new aged /ck/ and am NOT about to let a couple gay tripfags ruin it.

>>7454533
if u go to the walmart self checkout, spin around 3 times while saying sam walton, and the enter in the bananas code instead of steak, u will get steak for the price of bananas. expensive hair gel is works too but u have to say samuel instead of sam.

>>7454533
OP, is that you?

>>7454886
I've done this before, but because I lived in the dorms and the dining halls closed at 9pm and I didn't want to pay $15 a 2-liter at the gas station

>>7454784
Add ketchup for a delightful tang

>>7454957
$15!?!? How Canadian is your dollar that someone is charging that much?

>>7454813
No one cared who I was till I put on the trip.

>>7454861
This one worked I got steaks for the price of bananas! I tried it with pork though and it didn't work so I guess it has to be steak

Lifehack: if you're having a fancy party and you're out if mints you can squeeze small amounts of toothpaste onto a plate and then freeze them to make your own. Your guests will be impressed and will smell minty fresh.

>>7454980
it was acutally like $2.50, but that's 2 and a half times what Wal-Mart charges

I didn't buy it on principle but still wanted soda for mixers

>>7455004
Funny, I won't shop Walmart on principle.

Not a /ck tip but definetly the best tip i ever was given.

Work out.

Period.

>>7454533
Who the fuck put ice in wine?!

>>7456413
Is it bad that I genuinely enjoy ice in wine

>>7454813
Fuck off Krager you faggot, nobody on /tv/ even likes you

#KSTEW4EVER

>>7456413
I know a couple of people. They only do it in shitty white wine

>>7456413

Argentinians

>>7456533
Shut up

>>7454817
this is a myth, the salt has a negligible effect on water boiling. the amount of salt required to increase boiling speed is enormous

t. chemist

>>7454533

For cheap wine, just squeeze some grapes.

>>7454533

>>7454696
Put butter on the pan instead of the bread. Come on anon.

>>7454696
epic

Chizzy tips here. Thanks me never
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>>7454823
Yes.

>>7454985
was being a fag part of your plan?

>>7454830
>>7454832

marie is this your italian cooking

>>7454533
nigga you got it twisted
>order soda with extra ice
>enjoy smaller portion (dont drink your calories you fat fuck)
>eat ice cubes
>enjoy the cracking sound they make as you chew them

>>7460780
Thank you, I like crunching the ice. If I desperately need a second coke, refills are usually free. If not, I can pay the 99 cents to buy another one.

>>7454533
The restaurant I work at dispenses warm soda, so asking for no ice will get you a room-temp drink.

A real restaurant hack is to take >>7461068
This guys advice. Always buy the smallest drink size and refill the bitch for free. I laugh at people who buy medium and large size drinks because they are literally throwing money away.

>>7461124
>I laugh at people who buy medium and large size drinks because they are literally throwing money away.
Not if you get it from Carl's Jr.

>>7461124
>eating in the restaurant instead of grabbing it and eating in a park or your own home

Mix a bit of vinegar with milk and let it sit to make buttermilk in a pinch

Add a bit of cream of tartar to some egg whites while blending if they aren't forming peaks

Wrap a wet strip of dish towel and pin it around your baking pan for flatter layer cakes.

>>7454730
Teehee

>>7454696
>not just spraying the bread with PAM

>>7462321
how does that dish towel trick work

>>7462484
I wish pam would spray my bread

>>7462540
>normally when cake layers bake, the outside of the cake bakes faster than the middle. By the time the middle starts to cook through, the batter has nowhere to go but up, which creates the dome. By putting moist material around the outside of the pan, you’re helping cool the outside, allowing the cake to bake more evenly.